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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Where can I get a machete Sep 13^th, 2015 at 2:59pm Or is it a prohibited implement? I am willing to swear I don't belong to IS.
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Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #1 - Sep 13^th, 2015 at 3:20pm bogarde73 wrote on Sep 13^th, 2015 at 2:59pm: Or is it a prohibited implement? I am willing to swear I don't belong to IS. army surplus usually has a good range.
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 143958 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #2 - Sep 13^th, 2015 at 3:34pm The same place you get everything - online. http://www.extac.com.au/machetes_s/191.htm The Zombie Cleaver is probably more your style.
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miketrees Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6490 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #3 - Sep 13^th, 2015 at 3:55pm I am just going to take a wild guess,,, Machetes R us
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Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #4 - Sep 13^th, 2015 at 4:57pm miketrees wrote on Sep 13^th, 2015 at 3:55pm: I am just going to take a wild guess,,, Machetes R us you were close http://www.machetespecialists.com/
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Reply #5 - Sep 13^th, 2015 at 5:07pm

bogarde73 wrote on Sep 13^th, 2015 at 2:59pm:

Or is it a prohibited implement?

I am willing to swear I don't belong to IS.

http://www.jungleman.com.au/Products/39/Have-one-to-sell-Sell-it-yourself-Gerber...

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Details: Description: The Gator Machete has a 15-inch fine-edge blade on one side and an 18-inch high performance saw blade on the other. It’s forged of high-carbon stainless steel. The handle is covered with a Gator grip rubberized handle for comfort and control. It comes sheathed in a nylon case for secure carry. Made for use in the wilderness, as well as the backyard, it’s a dual-purpose, lightweight machete for beating back the underbrush and trailblazing. Features: Tactile rubber grip Fine edge and saw blade Riveted, nylon sheath included Item # 31-000758 Overall Length: 65.3 cm Blade Length: 45.7 cm Weight: 510 g Head: High Carbon Steel Handle: High Carbon Steel Handle: Gator-Grip . YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO PURCHASE THIS PRODUCT

Weight: 500gr

Price: $49.99

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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #6 - Sep 14^th, 2015 at 9:39am So what do you recommend for slashing scrub & shrubs too small for a chainsaw.
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Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #7 - Sep 14^th, 2015 at 10:27am bogarde73 wrote on Sep 14^th, 2015 at 9:39am: So what do you recommend for slashing scrub & shrubs too small for a chainsaw. http://www.jims.net/
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ordinaryguy Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 625 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #8 - Sep 22^nd, 2015 at 1:40am bogarde73 wrote on Sep 13^th, 2015 at 2:59pm: Or is it a prohibited implement? I am willing to swear I don't belong to IS. Your local mosque should have a good range and some great deals.
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Reply #9 - Dec 9^th, 2015 at 12:15pm

ordinaryguy wrote on Sep 22^nd, 2015 at 1:40am:

bogarde73 wrote on Sep 13^th, 2015 at 2:59pm:

Or is it a prohibited implement?

I am willing to swear I don't belong to IS.

Your local mosque should have a good range and some great deals.

What do the mosques do with the labias after female cirumcision? Feed them to the dogs?

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Reply #10 - Dec 9^th, 2015 at 12:23pm

bogarde73 wrote on Sep 14^th, 2015 at 9:39am:

So what do you recommend for slashing scrub & shrubs too small for a chainsaw.

I find my 18v Dewalt sabre saw is good for lopping branches up to say 1.5 inches use a fairly course blade

I also have a set of the ALDI loppers with the extendable handles, they have a levering arrangement (sort of gearing idea which reduces the pressure you have to apply)

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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #11 - Dec 9^th, 2015 at 2:20pm I didn't get a machete yet. I've got loppers, chain saw, a couple of hedge trimmers but it's something to slash spindly, low-lying scrub I wanted. I'll get round to it. I've been having fun with my Aldi pressure cleaner in the meantime.
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77080 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #12 - Dec 9^th, 2015 at 2:30pm or alternatively
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39227 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #13 - Dec 10^th, 2015 at 4:37pm bogarde73 wrote on Dec 9^th, 2015 at 2:20pm: I didn't get a machete yet. I've got loppers, chain saw, a couple of hedge trimmers but it's something to slash spindly, low-lying scrub I wanted. I'll get round to it. I've been having fun with my Aldi pressure cleaner in the meantime. Scythe or cane knife?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39227 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #14 - Dec 10^th, 2015 at 4:39pm
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Phemanderac Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3507 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #15 - Dec 10^th, 2015 at 8:59pm bogarde73 wrote on Sep 14^th, 2015 at 9:39am: So what do you recommend for slashing scrub & shrubs too small for a chainsaw. It seems that what you're really after here is pipe bombs...they can clear anything apparently.
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bogarde73 Gold Member Offline Anti-Global & Contra Mundum Posts: 18443 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #16 - Dec 11^th, 2015 at 1:57pm Now that cane knife looks interesting. How thick is the blade?
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39227 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #17 - Dec 11^th, 2015 at 3:01pm bogarde73 wrote on Dec 11^th, 2015 at 1:57pm: Now that cane knife looks interesting. How thick is the blade? Dunno, but it is an easy fit. It would have to be. It was what was used to cut sugar cane stalks day in day out week in week out by cane cutters before mechanical harvesting arrived on the sugar industry scene.
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BlueBeard Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 387 Gender:	Re: Where can I get a machete Reply #18 - Dec 12^th, 2015 at 7:06am ordinaryguy wrote on Sep 22^nd, 2015 at 1:40am: bogarde73 wrote on Sep 13^th, 2015 at 2:59pm: Or is it a prohibited implement? I am willing to swear I don't belong to IS. Your local mosque should have a good range and some great deals.
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