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Reply #270 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:34pm

gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:17pm:

If you are referring to any of the men here at Ozpol Cods, I hope you are joking. They are all cheap drunks from what I can tell.

Glad you of all people cannot afford to be choosy...I am sorry to point that out.. but after the grab and tickle all you talk about is your corns...any wonder you dont have lasting relationships....

it will all be in my book.... wisdom its called....I will share it with you when it comes out...

most of the lads on ozpol are generous lovely people. they all love cods...some more secretly than others...I have so many admirers I have trouble keep up with them...pansi has the list somewhere dont you dear?...

well it started a s a bit of fun.. but them it exploded and now pansi has to keep them in order.....

we open out hearts here at the good old CWA Glad..yes we did have to lower our expectations.. I mean we all love Geo Clooney he wouldnt be on our Wall of Wants otherwise... however we are also realistic..and yes a few of our male members do have a few warts..but we try to look past that and just see their dip and glide...and now we have started our Square Dancing up again.. they really fit in....and pally and glide and swing their hips.. they love it..
and we have watered down the mead..so we are doing our bit.

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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21966 ACT Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #271 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 2:35pm gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:17pm: If you are referring to any of the men here at Ozpol Cods, I hope you are joking. They are all cheap drunks from what I can tell. How dare You.......I am not cheap
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Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #272 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 2:37pm gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:17pm: If you are referring to any of the men here at Ozpol Cods, I hope you are joking. They are all cheap drunks from what I can tell. cods favourite ..... more for her that way. Why do you think she likes Red so much?
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Redmond Neck Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 21966 ACT Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #273 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 2:41pm I heard she likes the odd John or two as well.
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Johnsmith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 4716 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #274 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 3:30pm Redmond Neck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 2:41pm: I heard she likes the odd John or two as well. ahh, that's the problem ... I'm not odd enough for her.
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Jovial Monk Gold Member Online Dogs not cats! Posts: 49244 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #275 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 6:53pm gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:17pm: If you are referring to any of the men here at Ozpol Cods, I hope you are joking. They are all cheap drunks from what I can tell. I am NOT a cheap drunk!
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Reply #276 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 7:16pm

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 6:53pm:

gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:17pm:

If you are referring to any of the men here at Ozpol Cods, I hope you are joking. They are all cheap drunks from what I can tell.

*I* am NOT a cheap drunk!

I don't know about that Geo- when I saw you at the Woolshed the other week you were failrly well shickered- and that is not a classy place I can tell you- you were holding Maud a bit to close for comfort- she was really peed off and looked about fit to burst and you were slobbering all over her neck !! that night was you were behaving like a cheap drunk..we have standards Geo look lively- we need more George Clooney types!!

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Reply #277 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 7:29pm

oh isnt it wonderful all my ozpol fans showing their real colours

you boys have taken Glads comments to heart I see.. well as the old saying goes.. if the hat fits!!!..

I will point out Glad doesnt know what the word cheap means.. so no harm really done.. she is a good hearted soul and looking for a replacement for her Shane who let her down rather badly...he ran off with a lady dwarf from a passing circus and she has never forgiven him...and holds most men in contempt but I am sure if you turn on your old ozpol charm.. she will take any anyone of you...

you already have a date set up geo..so no need to stress...Glad can be as hot as anyone if she puts her mind to it....she does a very nice slow twist...it will be the new fad dance...

if anyone is short of a date for our dip and glide night please put your notice up on the board near the port-a-loo some of the girls still havent made up their minds....a little tinge of jealousy is creeping in.. so we could have fireworks on the night.. it usually does go off with a bang as you will know from past dances...someone even suggested the word" rumble"...not sure what was meant by that...all I know is my girls have all been trained to be ladies...that is not including pansi as she was overseas when we did that class...but she would have got a copy of the minutes so she has most of the drill....so please gentlemen dont put off putting your names down we welcome all with open arms and a tattoo inspection..pansi will be back for that.

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Reply #278 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 7:39pm

Agnes wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 7:16pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 6:53pm:

gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:17pm:

If you are referring to any of the men here at Ozpol Cods, I hope you are joking. They are all cheap drunks from what I can tell.

*I* am NOT a cheap drunk!

I don't know about that Geo- when I saw you at the Woolshed the other week you were failrly well shickered- and that is not a classy place I can tell you- you were holding Maud a bit to close for comfort- she was really peed off and looked about fit to burst and you were slobbering all over her neck !! that night was you were behaving like a cheap drunk..we have standards Geo look lively- we need more George Clooney types!!

oh agnes there you are dear I am planning on getting you a date with red.. he is very keen been send all sorts of emails.. and such who is the hot babe with the nice cookies... I am sure he means you...

I have lined geo up with Glad.. I think its a match made in heaven...geo is looking for someone to taste his hotdoggie gherkins and Glad want to test out her relish so its all good...

please dont tell Glad about Maud... goodness only knows I am still dealing with her getting over Shane...
she is still cutting up pictures of him all over the place....and if she hits the fridge one more time.. it will fall in a heap....

I think geo has been banned from the woolshed now they have a new security guard some big head called andrei. told him to naff orf in no uncertain manner..

it did get ugly.. but geo is over it all now.. and will remain a friend of the good old CWA..

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Reply #279 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 7:48pm

Agnes wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 7:16pm:

Jovial Monk wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 6:53pm:

gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 1:17pm:

If you are referring to any of the men here at Ozpol Cods, I hope you are joking. They are all cheap drunks from what I can tell.

*I* am NOT a cheap drunk!

I don't know about that Geo- when I saw you at the Woolshed the other week you were failrly well shickered- and that is not a classy place I can tell you- you were holding Maud a bit to close for comfort- she was really peed off and looked about fit to burst and you were slobbering all over her neck !! that night was you were behaving like a cheap drunk..we have standards Geo look lively- we need more George Clooney types!!

I am SURE you are mistaken dear whoever you are. I did specify cheap drunk tho!

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Reply #280 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 9:56pm

cods wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 7:29pm:

oh isnt it wonderful all my ozpol fans showing their real colours

you boys have taken Glads comments to heart I see.. well as the old saying goes.. if the hat fits!!!..

I will point out Glad doesnt know what the word cheap means.. so no harm really done.. she is a good hearted soul and looking for a replacement for her Shane who let her down rather badly...he ran off with a lady dwarf from a passing circus and she has never forgiven him...and holds most men in contempt but I am sure if you turn on your old ozpol charm.. she will take any anyone of you...

you already have a date set up geo..so no need to stress...Glad can be as hot as anyone if she puts her mind to it....she does a very nice slow twist...it will be the new fad dance...

if anyone is short of a date for our dip and glide night please put your notice up on the board near the port-a-loo some of the girls still havent made up their minds....a little tinge of jealousy is creeping in.. so we could have fireworks on the night.. it usually does go off with a bang as you will know from past dances...someone even suggested the word" rumble"...not sure what was meant by that...all I know is my girls have all been trained to be ladies...that is not including pansi as she was overseas when we did that class...but she would have got a copy of the minutes so she has most of the drill....so please gentlemen dont put off putting your names down we welcome all with open arms and a tattoo inspection..pansi will be back for that.

Yes they seem to have taken Glads comments the wrong way, guilt complex maybe- ? but I guess they are rather green and unsure of themselves- except that Geo and AiA- nothing uncertain about them. I predict a roaring tornado/ perfect storm when all the stars align on a dip and glide night. I say we have the police and ambulance on speed dial..

When is Pansi due back- everything up in the air until she gets back. Cods you do an amazing job keeping the CWA books balanced and as an events planner you are second to none..but we need all hands on deck atm- I am crocheting furiously and I am still hard at it with cooking and cleaning the venue- its all sore knees here, not to mention my fingers are worn to the bone..

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Reply #282 - Aug 30^th, 2015 at 11:47pm

gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 10:48pm:

And it smells like stale cheese in here now. No, I won't be associating with any of the men in the Tavern.

silly girl they are not in the tavern they are in the CWA.. goodness me.. and they have signed the pledge...all fixed. they no no hanky panky in cods club...

the mead is a different thing as we all know its medicinal..and the girls wouldnt wake up if it wasnt for a wee dram..it sort of charges their batteries... or pacemakers its hard to tell with one or two..

I think agnes we will have to wait a few more days to hear from pansi I fear she may have trouble getting through customs.. gawd only knows what she will try to get in..she thinks she only has to flash her eyelashes and they wave her through.. I did warn her any fines she must pay herself.. our tin box is empty...we have never been this poor but the new port-a-loo costs quite a bit and we didnt budget for one of those....

keep up the good work agnes we love everything you do.. and if you and Glad bring the hot cross buns to our fathers day special .. where we will salute all the old lads and give them their special surprise of knitted socks my the good old CWA girls...

one or two pairs have a dropped stitch here and there.. but nothing you will hardly notice..

it will be a fun morning...we will have balloons and fruit punch...and Grace will give a tambourine solo..

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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #283 - Aug 31^st, 2015 at 1:20am It's an old man smell Cods, and not very pleasant either.
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Reply #284 - Aug 31^st, 2015 at 3:48am

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gladys wrote on Aug 30^th, 2015 at 10:48pm:

And it smells like stale cheese in here now. No, I won't be associating with any of the men in the Tavern.

I'm a cheap drunk (It doesn't take me much) and I'll skip taking a shower for a couple of days and we'll stuff your head between my legs and you can go right ahead and tell me if you smell stale cheese for all I care. Whiff it up Gladys / eat your heart out whether you spit or swallow I don't care as long as you choke a little.

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Do you see now Cods the low calibre of men you have attracted to the CWA? When Pansi returns I suspect she will file a petition.

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