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Reply #15 - Jul 14^th, 2015 at 9:30am

gladys wrote on Jul 14^th, 2015 at 7:49am:

Cut a hole in my shoe cods? But these aren't just any old shoes - these are my DANCING shoes!

Oh dear, It's only a corn lovey.....try tiger balm or snake oil....you should have seen Fred's bunion, it looked like a sweet potato growing out of his toe, horrible thing. I'm so thankful to Mabel for taking him and his ugly feet off my hands.

Cods, do you have something for corns in your book, apart from cutting her $400 dancing shoes to bits.....I know, I know, she'll have to buy a copy.

I need to dry sand quickly, any tips?

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Reply #16 - Jul 14^th, 2015 at 1:48pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 14^th, 2015 at 9:30am:

gladys wrote on Jul 14^th, 2015 at 7:49am:

Cut a hole in my shoe cods? But these aren't just any old shoes - these are my DANCING shoes!

Oh dear, It's only a corn lovey.....try tiger balm or snake oil....you should have seen Fred's bunion, it looked like a sweet potato growing out of his toe, horrible thing. I'm so thankful to Mabel for taking him and his ugly feet off my hands.

Cods, do you have something for corns in your book, apart from cutting her $400 dancing shoes to bits.....I know, I know, she'll have to buy a copy.

I need to dry sand quickly, any tips?

its all drama with you girls.. in the old days we suffered for our beauty.... silently...

of course I have a whole chapter on corns...you can now buy this amazing little whisk thing.. its like a shaver and you whip it over the toe and bobs your uncle bald in no time.... its like grating the orange peel...oops zesting I think its called these days...

and the you have to balm it.....no glad not embalm...

it is isnt balmed or serumed or microsofted it isnt on....

so come on girls get with the 20th century......ok.ok.. I think thats wrong...

I am amazed you can bring yourself to talk about Freds bunion pansi.. I mean wasnt that was one of his good features ???? I am surprised Mabel didnt bring him back to be honest..I thought she had more taste

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Reply #17 - Jul 14^th, 2015 at 4:56pm

cods wrote on Jul 14^th, 2015 at 1:48pm:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 14^th, 2015 at 9:30am:

gladys wrote on Jul 14^th, 2015 at 7:49am:

Cut a hole in my shoe cods? But these aren't just any old shoes - these are my DANCING shoes!

Oh dear, It's only a corn lovey.....try tiger balm or snake oil....you should have seen Fred's bunion, it looked like a sweet potato growing out of his toe, horrible thing. I'm so thankful to Mabel for taking him and his ugly feet off my hands.

Cods, do you have something for corns in your book, apart from cutting her $400 dancing shoes to bits.....I know, I know, she'll have to buy a copy.

I need to dry sand quickly, any tips?

its all drama with you girls.. in the old days we suffered for our beauty.... silently...

of course I have a whole chapter on corns...you can now buy this amazing little whisk thing.. its like a shaver and you whip it over the toe and bobs your uncle bald in no time.... its like grating the orange peel...oops zesting I think its called these days...

and the you have to balm it.....no glad not embalm...

it is isnt balmed or serumed or microsofted it isnt on....

so come on girls get with the 20th century......ok.ok.. I think thats wrong...

I am amazed you can bring yourself to talk about Freds bunion pansi.. I mean wasnt that was one of his good features ???? I am surprised Mabel didnt bring him back to be honest..I thought she had more taste

ha ha cods......I wouldn't be surprised if Mabel thinks it's his other thingy, you know what I mean, she's a bit topsy turvey, she'a always been a scatter brain apparently, she walked into to the boys school by mistake when she was a kid, little boys scattering left, right and centre, all that fluffy white hair of hers, they must have had nightmares for weeks after that.

Microsofted corns, that's a new one on me, I bet they charge through the nose for that program too.

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Reply #18 - Jul 14^th, 2015 at 5:05pm

Gladys....come back and let us know how you went?

We're all worried about you, even Ilsa's been asking if you're sick, it's only corns I said, she always wants to get her fingers into the hubby that's left behind when one of our dear ladies passes over to the other side.

She's got a list

Fran gone....left George....tick
Thelma gone.....left Harry....tick
Margy gone....left Bob....tick

We think it's some type of morbid sickness.....they just haven't given it a name yet.

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Reply #19 - Jul 14^th, 2015 at 5:59pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 14^th, 2015 at 5:05pm:

Gladys....come back and let us know how you went?

We're all worried about you, even Ilsa's been asking if you're sick, it's only corns I said, she always wants to get her fingers into the hubby that's left behind when one of our dear ladies passes over to the other side.

She's got a list

Fran gone....left George....tick
Thelma gone.....left Harry....tick
Margy gone....left Bob....tick

We think it's some type of morbid sickness.....they just haven't given it a name yet.

thats sad pansi.. keeping a list Roll Eyes

is my name on it??>.

oops I havent left yet... well she may have a [i]possible any moment now file...

n ot always easy to tell with some folks...some read the Obits before the read the racing pages these days..

I am sure some nice gentleman will come up with a name for it....it wont be a nice name either.. Angry

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Reply #20 - Jul 14^th, 2015 at 7:34pm

I didnt tell you about SHirl.. did I..

she had another embarrassing moment...
she called in to have our usual cuppa.. well its cold so we had a nip of mead in it...good for what ails you..
anyway she had a funny look on her face I couldnt make it out at first I thought oh bad light and all..anyway as I took a closer look I said to her what you got crawling across you top lip SHirl....what she looked real funny didnt know what I was talking about..so I dragged her over to the window and low and behold she had all these little tiny black poppyseed thingies caught in her mustache sort of like soot if you know what I mean anyway I have to admit I had a little chortle to myself.not wanting to be un kind you see but she had been to shops to buy these bagels I told her about.. a new wonder diet little helper how they are wheat free gluten free sugar free salt free and taste free..

and you know Shirl what everyone else has she has to have.. but what I didnt tell her was the little buggers are covered in these black poppy seeds which stick to everything bar the bagel..

and she tells me she got stuck into trying one before she left the shop...I mean dead give away..but I dont think anyone was game to ask her about it..so she sailed out without them as she decided they werent for her....so she wandered round the Mall looking like burglar Bill.. I asked her where else she went..only Best and Less and the Dollar Shop..so I suppose it wasnt all bad....

at least none of our members would have been caught dead there.

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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #21 - Jul 14^th, 2015 at 7:56pm Don't forget ladies I was Miss Showgirl back in my day.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: C.W.A. Reply #22 - Jul 15^th, 2015 at 9:01am gladys wrote on Jul 14^th, 2015 at 7:56pm: Don't forget ladies I was Miss Showgirl back in my day. oh give us a break.....that was the milk depos.".Miss Fresh Cow "award and you know it.. god some people have tickets on themselves.. you had the corns even then
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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #23 - Jul 16^th, 2015 at 7:01am No, dear, I was the milkmaid, not the cow
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Reply #24 - Jul 16^th, 2015 at 1:41pm

gladys wrote on Jul 16^th, 2015 at 7:01am:

No, dear, I was the milkmaid, not the cow

wanna bet?..

the trouble with you glad you never admit your faults... and we have a huge list of them .. somewhere.. so dont push it..

you were never Miss Showgirl...you were runner up at best...and only because you gave the glad eye to one of the judges....

dont think we dont know all about you!!!! Sad

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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #25 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 8:23am Cods, if I didn't have corns I'd kick you hard in the shins and make you cry. And if that didn't work I wouldn't share my CWA pikelet recipe with you.
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cods Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 88048	Re: C.W.A. Reply #26 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 8:29am well how unladylike....you will have your membership revoked if you keep up with that violence... do you put a pinch of bi carb in your pikelet mix???
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gladys Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 208 Gender:	Re: C.W.A. Reply #27 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 5:42pm cods wrote on Jul 17^th, 2015 at 8:29am: do you put a pinch of bi carb in your pikelet mix??? My lips are sealed.
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Reply #28 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 9:39am

where on earth is ag... she is supposed to be head cook and bottle washer at these meeting and shes never here...

shame ag shame. I know you are busy and all that being country women we always are...but meetings need to be solid and we have a bit of a rebel amongst us... gladys is being selfish and we need to deal with her...

I know it isnt like me to be mean but really she is pushing some buttons here....I have tried helping her with corns and bunions..but there is a limit to what one can do for some people... enough is never enough..if we banish her she will hang around the meeting hall and embarrass us all...with her anti CWA banners and things... we have to be diplomatic about it.. come on pansi..we dont want the police involved like last time...bail,wont be an option next time.

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Reply #29 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 10:25am

Glads ok cods, corns can make you insufferable when they play up.....I know Fred used to howl like a banshee when I tried to cut his bunion out.

Did you get the corn pads Glad? You really need to listen to us oldies, we've been giving advice on various body growths for many years, we know our stuff. Cods has a whole section dedicated to warts, skin tics and carbuncles in her new book.

I hope you make it to the next meeting Gladys, we left the washing up for you.....darn dish washer broke down again, Herbie couldn't fix a screw in a brothel......oh dear did I say that.

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