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Jul 10th, 2015 at 10:38am
 
well girls I have decided to write a new book the first being so successful... I think you all deserve it..
it will be a book of Household Hints.. my specialty..and Relationship problems .. I also have a phd in those.. and Inventions...more about that at the next meeting..

I have one hint I must pass on to yous all... as this happened to me in the supermarket yesterday....

I was in aisle 5 I think it was at my local Woollies...sorting through the bandaid shelf..mainly looking for cheap pk of 12 without micky mouse on them.... they do not seem to sell those anymore.. pk of 12 I mean.. Angry

pk of 20.. $3.99 pk of 40 $4.99... who buys 40 bandaids?.. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. anyway I came across a pack that claimed to be like a second skin.... I didnt check to see if they grow hair.. but you never know...anyway.. thought ok cods.. live dangerously and threw the pkt in the trolley.[.they were $4.99 for 20.]

the next thing this man comes up grabs the pkt and says dont buy them they are rubbish he then goes on to say they catch on all your clothing and pull your tops like sticky tape....lol...  I know its true he did.. he went on and on.. so I quietly put them back and bought the 20 pk basic....they were the J&J ones...so dont buy them girls you have been warned...unless you wish to wear your jumpers on your sore finger that is.... might start a trend...

anyway I thought I would pass that treasure on..
it will appear in my new book of course even though its pinched.....he didnt give me his name so cant give him the credit.. Roll Eyes

see you at the next meeting..
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Reply #1 - Jul 10th, 2015 at 9:49pm
 
I just love tips about consumerism and the like- thanks for passing that on btw- who buys packs of 40 you ask- I had band aids in the cupboard all the time- my kids used to make up stories  about needing a band aid all the time, but they didnt of course- just liked to get a band aid to show of to each other.

I want to see this book in print, I think it will be a real hoot- got a title in mind? We must brainstorm a title if you haven't already got one.  I will have a think on it.
You never know who you meet in supermarkets- something about food brings pp together I think.
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Reply #2 - Jul 10th, 2015 at 9:56pm
 
cods wrote on Jul 10th, 2015 at 10:38am:
well girls I have decided to write a new book the first being so successful... I think you all deserve it..
it will be a book of Household Hints.. my specialty..and Relationship problems .. I also have a phd in those.. and Inventions...more about that at the next meeting..

I have one hint I must pass on to yous all... as this happened to me in the supermarket yesterday....

I was in aisle 5 I think it was at my local Woollies...sorting through the bandaid shelf..mainly looking for cheap pk of 12 without micky mouse on them.... they do not seem to sell those anymore.. pk of 12 I mean.. Angry

pk of 20.. $3.99 pk of 40 $4.99... who buys 40 bandaids?.. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. anyway I came across a pack that claimed to be like a second skin.... I didnt check to see if they grow hair.. but you never know...anyway.. thought ok cods.. live dangerously and threw the pkt in the trolley.[.they were $4.99 for 20.]

the next thing this man comes up grabs the pkt and says dont buy them they are rubbish he then goes on to say they catch on all your clothing and pull your tops like sticky tape....lol...  I know its true he did.. he went on and on.. so I quietly put them back and bought the 20 pk basic....they were the J&J ones...so dont buy them girls you have been warned...unless you wish to wear your jumpers on your sore finger that is.... might start a trend...

anyway I thought I would pass that treasure on..
it will appear in my new book of course even though its pinched.....he didnt give me his name so cant give him the credit.. Roll Eyes

see you at the next meeting..


Was that you cods?

Oh poo!

Can u believe this, we met in the Supermarket!

I thought you looked familiar, maybe i had too many schooners on our last trip on the Harley!

Can u believe it!!

OMG   Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Reply #3 - Jul 11th, 2015 at 7:47am
 
Oh dear me....a chance meeting in aisle 5, well I never...I can't believe he just come onto your bandaids like that cods, but it ended well so......

It's really hard to find good bandaids these days, let us know how you went cods.

I buy the cheap ones from the dollar shop for the grand kids, like you said AG, they've always got invisible injuries.

The roll is best, you know where you cut it to size, always sticks better and lasts for ages.......if you don't cut yourself  Wink

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Reply #4 - Jul 11th, 2015 at 7:53am
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Jul 10th, 2015 at 9:56pm:
cods wrote on Jul 10th, 2015 at 10:38am:
well girls I have decided to write a new book the first being so successful... I think you all deserve it..
it will be a book of Household Hints.. my specialty..and Relationship problems .. I also have a phd in those.. and Inventions...more about that at the next meeting..

I have one hint I must pass on to yous all... as this happened to me in the supermarket yesterday....

I was in aisle 5 I think it was at my local Woollies...sorting through the bandaid shelf..mainly looking for cheap pk of 12 without micky mouse on them.... they do not seem to sell those anymore.. pk of 12 I mean.. Angry

pk of 20.. $3.99 pk of 40 $4.99... who buys 40 bandaids?.. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.. anyway I came across a pack that claimed to be like a second skin.... I didnt check to see if they grow hair.. but you never know...anyway.. thought ok cods.. live dangerously and threw the pkt in the trolley.[.they were $4.99 for 20.]

the next thing this man comes up grabs the pkt and says dont buy them they are rubbish he then goes on to say they catch on all your clothing and pull your tops like sticky tape....lol...  I know its true he did.. he went on and on.. so I quietly put them back and bought the 20 pk basic....they were the J&J ones...so dont buy them girls you have been warned...unless you wish to wear your jumpers on your sore finger that is.... might start a trend...

anyway I thought I would pass that treasure on..
it will appear in my new book of course even though its pinched.....he didnt give me his name so cant give him the credit.. Roll Eyes

see you at the next meeting..


Was that you cods?

Oh poo!

Can u believe this, we met in the Supermarket!

I thought you looked familiar, maybe i had too many schooners on our last trip on the Harley!

Can u believe it!!

OMG   Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked




look I thought it was Channing Tatum at first..now your telling me it was YOU... ..my life has changed...I didnt know we had super studs in ACT....

I am going to be chasing all over every shop in town now....launching myself at all the hunks... for their autograph you understand.... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


I will wear my cut outs next week...
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Reply #5 - Jul 11th, 2015 at 8:01am
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 11th, 2015 at 7:47am:
Oh dear me....a chance meeting in aisle 5, well I never...I can't believe he just come onto your bandaids like that cods, but it ended well so......

It's really hard to find good bandaids these days, let us know how you went cods.

I buy the cheap ones from the dollar shop for the grand kids, like you said AG, they've always got invisible injuries.

The roll is best, you know where you cut it to size, always sticks better and lasts for ages.......if you don't cut yourself  Wink





I know I should have asked him for a demonstration....

if only I had known....

see pays to shop woollies you dont have chance meets in Aldi..

well as a single girl.....I do find the thought of having 40 bandaids...a bit of a worry... will i live long enough to get my worth out of them...

of course I could use two or three but I find I already struggle to get one off.. Grin Grin Grin Grin

in fact these newies I have bought I had to get the scissors on to it.. OMG am I getting weaker as well...

my grandies are all a bit big now and wouldnt be caught dead wearing a bandaid...OMG..



red has got me all excited now.. instead of spending hours in the cat food aisle....I will now race up and down every aisle...searching out that magic moment...I missed out on in aisle 5....we could have had a selfie...

I mean how many magic moments do we get once we turn 45 pansi...... Cry Cry Cry Cry
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Reply #6 - Jul 11th, 2015 at 12:14pm
 

My smart phone is not smart enough to take selfies but apparently it's uncool these days....anyway it's still good fun to turn it round the other way and hope for the best, I get some strange shots and some strange looks......that doesn't bother us CWA ladies, we left embarrassment behind, way back then....and dignity, I said as I fell off the longboat.......
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Reply #7 - Jul 11th, 2015 at 12:38pm
 
cods wrote on Jul 11th, 2015 at 7:53am:
I will wear my cut outs next week...


Wear your cutouts eh, is that clothes with bits cut out or those jeans with holes already in the knees when you buy them?

Well cods I thought that top you were wearing the other day was a bit risque, I had trouble concentrating on your band aids!  Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Reply #8 - Jul 11th, 2015 at 1:05pm
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Jul 11th, 2015 at 12:38pm:
cods wrote on Jul 11th, 2015 at 7:53am:
I will wear my cut outs next week...


Wear your cutouts eh, is that clothes with bits cut out or those jeans with holes already in the knees when you buy them?

Well cods I thought that top you were wearing the other day was a bit risque, I had trouble concentrating on your band aids!  Shocked Shocked Shocked



well the cut out on my jeans are ones I made myself...but if you hang on to them long enough they always fit in in some fashion...like that lime green top with the orange piping  I love wearing..its got a touch of the 70s about it which are coming back so dont knock it..

do you still have your fav flairs red????>.. Wink Wink
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Reply #9 - Jul 11th, 2015 at 3:09pm
 
cods wrote on Jul 11th, 2015 at 1:05pm:
do you still have your fav flairs red??


No long gone, my clothes now are flaired at the waist mostly.   Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #10 - Jul 13th, 2015 at 4:33am
 
Oh cods, the corn on my left foot hurts so bad I can't put on my dancing shoes!
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Reply #11 - Jul 13th, 2015 at 8:21am
 
gladys wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 4:33am:
Oh cods, the corn on my left foot hurts so bad I can't put on my dancing shoes!




I warned you about those platforms you insist on wearing even with your skinnies.... they are doing terrible things to the female body.. history will prove me right you will see..

try cutting a hole in the shoe where the corn is...why dont you buy a copy of my book for goodness sake..its all in there
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Reply #12 - Jul 13th, 2015 at 5:54pm
 
cods wrote on Jul 11th, 2015 at 8:01am:
I mean how many magic moments do we get once we turn 45 pansi...... Cry Cry Cry Cry



I thought I was having one.

A magic moment, I mean.

Hubby said he was going to the Newsagent to get some stamps. He was gone for two hours, my goodness I thought he'd been taken in for wearing hoody in the shop.

He's looking ever so smug when he finally gets back, hands behind back.

I said.....what have you been up to, you look like the cat that ate the cream.

I'm thinking to myself, no, no surely he wouldn't have gone out and bought a JEEP.....I've been bugging him for ever so long, discussing colours and how wonderful it would be to be the only one in the street with a JEEP.

He dangles a set of keys in my face....I screamed with joy and jumped him with the biggest hugs and kisses.

I could tell he was pleased with my reaction, he had that I'm scoring tonight look on his face.

He said I'll have to go to the car wash more often.

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Reply #13 - Jul 13th, 2015 at 6:16pm
 
Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 5:54pm:
cods wrote on Jul 11th, 2015 at 8:01am:
I mean how many magic moments do we get once we turn 45 pansi...... Cry Cry Cry Cry



I thought I was having one.

A magic moment, I mean.

Hubby said he was going to the Newsagent to get some stamps. He was gone for two hours, my goodness I thought he'd been taken in for wearing hoody in the shop.

He's looking ever so smug when he finally gets back, hands behind back.

I said.....what have you been up to, you look like the cat that ate the cream.

I'm thinking to myself, no, no surely he wouldn't have gone out and bought a JEEP.....I've been bugging him for ever so long, discussing colours and how wonderful it would be to be the only one in the street with a JEEP.

He dangles a set of keys in my face....I screamed with joy and jumped him with the biggest hugs and kisses.

I could tell he was pleased with my reaction, he had that I'm scoring tonight look on his face.

He said I'll have to go to the car wash more often.





you mean it was he that looked cleaner and not the car...

I know where you are coming from pansi.. as they age they smell worse..[try checking the feet]..there is a cure in my book...

anyway what will you do in  a Jeep that you cant do in the Datson...oh wait a minute I am forgetting about the arthritis..... ok...

my dream of Brad Pitt is better than a jeep I reckon....

each time I have it [the dream] it gets hotter... in fact last night I woke in a frenzy ripping the doona off the bed...not sure what I planned to do with it.... but tonight I may find out... Smiley Smiley

bugger the jeep pansi its far too cold.
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Reply #14 - Jul 14th, 2015 at 7:49am
 
Cut a hole in my shoe cods?  But these aren't just any old shoes - these are my DANCING shoes!
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