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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20231 Gordon Gender:	Re: jokes Reply #330 - Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:27pm What language do Samoan Jews speak? . . . . . He-brew
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Reply #331 - Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:28pm

Gordon wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:26pm:

Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:24pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:12pm:

I was in a relationship with a woman who treated me like a piece of meat so I had to break it off.
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She was a vegan and she would never touch me.

I was in a relationship with a woman who treated me like a piece of meat so I had to break it off.
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Ouch!

Ever had a chick on top lean back too far? Ouch!

Knee her in the spine! Grin

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TheFunPolice Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9009 waggawagga Gender:	Re: jokes Reply #332 - Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:29pm Gordon wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:27pm: What language do Samoan Jews speak? . . . . . He-brew
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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20231 Gordon Gender:	Re: jokes Reply #333 - Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:36pm What do you call an Italian after he's had a phalangectomy? . . . . . Roberto
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 13879 In your happy place Gender:	Re: jokes Reply #334 - Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:51pm Gordon wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:12pm: I was in a relationship with a woman who treated me like a piece of meat so I had to break it off. You broke 'it' off? Did you go oral after that self-surgery? I perceive there is not much meat on Gordon. Mostly lard.
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Cu Chulainn Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2135 Gender:	Re: jokes Reply #335 - Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:53pm Gordon wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:27pm: What language do Samoan Jews speak? . . . . . He-brew Very funny! Was that originally a Kiwi joke?
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Reply #336 - Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:54pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:51pm:

Gordon wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:12pm:

I was in a relationship with a woman who treated me like a piece of meat so I had to break it off.

You broke 'it' off? Did you go oral after that self-surgery?

I perceive there is not much meat on Gordon. Mostly lard.

I here the girls like a nice fat one.

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20231 Gordon Gender:	Re: jokes Reply #337 - Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:55pm Cu Chulainn wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:53pm: Gordon wrote on Dec 6^th, 2018 at 8:27pm: What language do Samoan Jews speak? . . . . . He-brew Very funny! Was that originally a Kiwi joke? Yeah, but Samoans have a stronger accent
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