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Police Comeback Lines
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"Take your hands off the car or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"That says POLICE, not taxi."
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? That is the average speed of a 9mm projectile."
"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"You can't outrun a radio."
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K. I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"Just how big were those two beers?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"I'm glad to hear the chief of police is a good, personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
Police Comeback Lines
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
"Take your hands off the car or I"ll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
"If you run, you"ll only go to jail tired."
"That says POLICE, not taxi."
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? That is the average speed of a 9mm projectile."
"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"You can't outrun a radio."
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K. I' m warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"Just how big were those two beers?"
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
"I'm glad to hear the chief of police is a good, personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
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