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Sprint walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about, Sprint?" Asks the Imam.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies Sprint. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Malvern Star be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Malvern Star, Peace Be Upon Him!"
"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"
Sprint grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never had a woman before."
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