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Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:21pm
 
Don't hold your farts in!

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Reply #1 - Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:31pm
 
how is that even possible?  .... I call photo shop
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Reply #2 - Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:35pm
 
Photo shop or not I think it's funny  Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #3 - Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:45pm
 
Vic wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:21pm:
Don't hold your farts in!


Are there no occasions when you would try to do so?
A funeral perhaps? A job interview?
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Reply #4 - Mar 4th, 2015 at 5:54pm
 
bogarde73 wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:45pm:
Vic wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:21pm:
Don't hold your farts in!


Are there no occasions when you would try to do so?
A funeral perhaps? A job interview?


nope .... on those occasions you let it out slowly  Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #5 - Mar 4th, 2015 at 6:50pm
 
When feeling insufficient in the back to balance the enhanced boobs.. go for the arselift:-

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Reply #6 - Mar 4th, 2015 at 8:44pm
 
I swear that these photos should be enough evidence to prove to doctors that they need to encourage these women to start bathing for an hour in some epsom salts. It will help them relieve some of their 'overweightness'.
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Reply #7 - Mar 4th, 2015 at 8:50pm
 
John Smith wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 5:54pm:
bogarde73 wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:45pm:
Vic wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 2:21pm:
Don't hold your farts in!


Are there no occasions when you would try to do so?
A funeral perhaps? A job interview?


nope .... on those occasions you let it out slowly  Cheesy Cheesy


That's if you can. Those that are gay will have to make do with crossing their legs in the interview, and hope that the interviewer likes sudden improvised "pull my finger" jokes, upon the interviewee beginning to stand up.

If you think you can fart loudly enough to wake the dead, then a good trombone blast at a funeral should liven the mood. Make sure you crack one before they start dumping dirt on the casket, though.
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Reply #8 - Mar 5th, 2015 at 9:13pm
 
UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 8:44pm:
I swear that these photos should be enough evidence to prove to doctors that they need to encourage these women to start bathing for an hour in some epsom salts. It will help them relieve some of their 'overweightness'.

What would bathing in epsom salts do?
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Reply #9 - Mar 5th, 2015 at 9:26pm
 
BatteriesNotIncluded wrote on Mar 5th, 2015 at 9:13pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 8:44pm:
I swear that these photos should be enough evidence to prove to doctors that they need to encourage these women to start bathing for an hour in some epsom salts. It will help them relieve some of their 'overweightness'.

What would bathing in epsom salts do?


Everyone drinks their bath-water... Don't they? Huh
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Reply #10 - Mar 5th, 2015 at 9:30pm
 
My Dad was pretty good at the posterior blasts. Then he got put on Ventolin, my god how he farted!
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Reply #11 - Mar 6th, 2015 at 12:58am
 
BatteriesNotIncluded wrote on Mar 5th, 2015 at 9:13pm:
UnSubRocky wrote on Mar 4th, 2015 at 8:44pm:
I swear that these photos should be enough evidence to prove to doctors that they need to encourage these women to start bathing for an hour in some epsom salts. It will help them relieve some of their 'overweightness'.

What would bathing in epsom salts do?


It would shrink the size of a person's arse. Verifiable that epsom salts undoes water retention. Helps in weight loss.
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