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OZ cricket team new uniform
Dec 24^th, 2014 at 4:23am

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A TRAUMATISED Shane Watson was given permission to leave the MCG early on Tuesday and return to his hotel room, after he was struck on the back of the head by a vicious bouncer delivered by an equally distraught James Pattinson.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-v-india-shane-watson-struck-in-helmet-by-james-pattinson-bouncer-at-training/story-fndpt0dy-1227165026874

Jesus h you bunch of girls. What a national embarrassment.

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Reply #1 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 6:10am

Must have brought on flashbacks..... oh.. wait.. that was last night's party....

Jesus H - I was knocked unconscious in a Rugby match and woke up to play on.... those were the days..... second time it happened the ball bounced off my face when I charged down a kick, and one of our guys scored.... off my face... whoo hoo... I had no idea until it was over and the conversion was lining up...

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President Elect, The Mechanic Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17501 Gender:	Re: OZ cricket team new uniform Reply #2 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 6:39am fair call ian... I very nearly puked when I saw that weak story... Watson shoudnt be in the team anyways..
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Reply #3 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:33am

".... the Indian fast bowler, Admirda Wayou-Singh is moving in from the Paddington end of the field... being careful not to miss the yellow stripe that is the absolute limit on how far he can bowl the ball down the pitch.... anything shorter and he's on report and facing a fine of $10,000..."

"Yes, Richie.. this yellow stripe is a godsend to the less manly batsmen... but it certainly beats the brown stains they usually get when on tour in India and Pakistan... not only from the food, but also the hardness of the wickets which leads to some amazing bounces.... not to mention the Taliban in Pakistan"...

"Totally correct, Shane.... I remember the Inaugural Afghanistan/India Test... when the Taliban were bowling hand grenades down the wicket.... very unsportsman-like... and the appeals to the umpires at gunpoint were nothing short of extraordinary...... that's a beautiful shot, Shane, right over the boundary rope and into the crowd for six"....

"Yes, that one almost looked like an RPG round as it sailed over the fence and into the arms of the Indian crowd.. reminded me there for a moment of the Kabul Test in 2003... the opposition was fierce that day".....

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Re: OZ cricket team new uniform
Reply #4 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:43am

ian wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 4:23am:

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A TRAUMATISED Shane Watson was given permission to leave the MCG early on Tuesday and return to his hotel room, after he was struck on the back of the head by a vicious bouncer delivered by an equally distraught James Pattinson.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-v-india-shane-watson-struck-in-helmet-by-james-pattinson-bouncer-at-training/story-fndpt0dy-1227165026874

Jesus h you bunch of girls. What a national embarrassment.

Sexism stops here.

Females are not cowardly and stop stereotyping them as if they are.

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Re: OZ cricket team new uniform
Reply #5 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:47am

____ wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:43am:

ian wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 4:23am:

Skirts by the looks of it
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A TRAUMATISED Shane Watson was given permission to leave the MCG early on Tuesday and return to his hotel room, after he was struck on the back of the head by a vicious bouncer delivered by an equally distraught James Pattinson.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-v-india-shane-watson-struck-in-helmet-by-james-pattinson-bouncer-at-training/story-fndpt0dy-1227165026874

Jesus h you bunch of girls. What a national embarrassment.

Sexism stops here.

Females are not cowardly and stop stereotyping them as if they are.

I bet you squat to pee greens

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Re: OZ cricket team new uniform
Reply #6 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:54am

President Elect, The Mechanic wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:47am:

____ wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:43am:

ian wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 4:23am:

Skirts by the looks of it
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A TRAUMATISED Shane Watson was given permission to leave the MCG early on Tuesday and return to his hotel room, after he was struck on the back of the head by a vicious bouncer delivered by an equally distraught James Pattinson.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-v-india-shane-watson-struck-in-helmet-by-james-pattinson-bouncer-at-training/story-fndpt0dy-1227165026874

Jesus h you bunch of girls. What a national embarrassment.

Sexism stops here.

Females are not cowardly and stop stereotyping them as if they are.

I bet you squat to pee greens

Grin

How much are you betting?

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Re: OZ cricket team new uniform
Reply #7 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 11:48am

____ wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:43am:

ian wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 4:23am:

Skirts by the looks of it
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A TRAUMATISED Shane Watson was given permission to leave the MCG early on Tuesday and return to his hotel room, after he was struck on the back of the head by a vicious bouncer delivered by an equally distraught James Pattinson.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-v-india-shane-watson-struck-in-helmet-by-james-pattinson-bouncer-at-training/story-fndpt0dy-1227165026874

Jesus h you bunch of girls. What a national embarrassment.

Sexism stops here.

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is that right you big girls blouse.

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Re: OZ cricket team new uniform
Reply #8 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 11:55am

ian wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 11:48am:

____ wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 10:43am:

ian wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 4:23am:

Skirts by the looks of it
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A TRAUMATISED Shane Watson was given permission to leave the MCG early on Tuesday and return to his hotel room, after he was struck on the back of the head by a vicious bouncer delivered by an equally distraught James Pattinson.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-v-india-shane-watson-struck-in-helmet-by-james-pattinson-bouncer-at-training/story-fndpt0dy-1227165026874

Jesus h you bunch of girls. What a national embarrassment.

Sexism stops here.

.

is that right you big girls blouse.

Thats better. Relating females with strength of conviction.

Congrats. A step in the correct direction.

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Re: OZ cricket team new uniform
Reply #9 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 12:09pm

ian wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 4:23am:

Skirts by the looks of it
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A TRAUMATISED Shane Watson was given permission to leave the MCG early on Tuesday and return to his hotel room, after he was struck on the back of the head by a vicious bouncer delivered by an equally distraught James Pattinson.

http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-v-india-shane-watson-struck-in-helmet-by-james-pattinson-bouncer-at-training/story-fndpt0dy-1227165026874

Jesus h you bunch of girls. What a national embarrassment.

Almost makes Clarke look tough...

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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Australian Legend Posts: 21723 Rockhampton, Q Gender:	Re: OZ cricket team new uniform Reply #10 - Dec 24^th, 2014 at 11:43pm Watson could probably get knocked out by a bouncer from a spin bowler.
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Laugh till you cry Gold Member Offline Posts: 13817 In your happy place Gender:	Re: OZ cricket team new uniform Reply #11 - Dec 25^th, 2014 at 1:42pm UnSubRocky wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 11:43pm: Watson could probably get knocked out by a bouncer from a spin bowler. Couldn't he fend the ball off with his handbag?
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Australian Legend Posts: 21723 Rockhampton, Q Gender:	Re: OZ cricket team new uniform Reply #12 - Dec 25^th, 2014 at 7:42pm Probably got Lee to run around to nurse him back to health.
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The_Barnacle Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: OZ cricket team new uniform Reply #13 - Dec 26^th, 2014 at 11:08am Laugh till you cry wrote on Dec 25^th, 2014 at 1:42pm: UnSubRocky wrote on Dec 24^th, 2014 at 11:43pm: Watson could probably get knocked out by a bouncer from a spin bowler. Couldn't he fend the ball off with his handbag? He was traumatized by the way it messed up his hair.
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