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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 95453 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Policewomen have to be virgins Reply #45 - Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 9:48am Rocketanski wrote on Nov 21^st, 2014 at 8:03pm: Look, I'm sorry to be obscene. The virginity test won't exclude women with intact hymens and clackers like the Grand Canyon, will it? forgiven namaste
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 131547 Gender:	Re: Policewomen have to be virgins Reply #46 - Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 9:52am Rocketanski wrote on Nov 21^st, 2014 at 8:03pm: Look, I'm sorry to be obscene. The virginity test won't exclude women with intact hymens and clackers like the Grand Canyon, will it? No. It only tests for vaginal virginity.
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Rocketanski Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1335 Gender:	Re: Policewomen have to be virgins Reply #47 - Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 12:34pm So how is going to keep the real porn party girls out of the force?
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greggerypeccary Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 131547 Gender:	Re: Policewomen have to be virgins Reply #48 - Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 12:42pm Rocketanski wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 12:34pm: So how is going to keep the real porn party girls out of the force? It's not. How does one get the job of 'tester'? "So, what do you do far a living"?
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Reply #49 - Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 10:23pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 9:52am:

Rocketanski wrote on Nov 21^st, 2014 at 8:03pm:

Look, I'm sorry to be obscene. The virginity test won't exclude women with intact hymens and clackers like the Grand Canyon, will it?

No.

It only tests for vaginal virginity.

I am sure they have anal reflex dilation tests for poofs.

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Rocketanski Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1335 Gender:	Re: Policewomen have to be virgins Reply #50 - Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 10:33pm Bobby, you're complicating things now. What about male virginity? What about poofs who just haven't been penetrated? What about women who are just into bum fun? This test isn't too thorough; it isn't thorough enough.
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Reply #51 - Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 11:20pm

Rocketanski wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2014 at 10:33pm:

Bobby, you're complicating things now. What about male virginity? What about poofs who just haven't been penetrated? What about women who are just into bum fun? This test isn't too thorough; it isn't thorough enough.

Dear Rock,
rape of young women by the state?

terrorist state sympathisers will be exposed.

and so it is

you are forgiven

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Rocketanski Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1335 Gender:	Re: Policewomen have to be virgins Reply #52 - Nov 23^rd, 2014 at 2:31am Bobby, are you implying that there's something rotten in the state of Islam? You'll have Karnal and Gandalf in your face. Namaste Forgiven
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Reply #53 - Nov 24^th, 2014 at 1:26pm

Rocketanski wrote on Nov 23^rd, 2014 at 2:31am:

Bobby, are you implying that there's something rotten in the state of Islam? You'll have Karnal and Gandalf in your face.
Namaste
Forgiven

Master Bobby should be grateful that's all he gets. If he lived in one of their third-world-shithole-caliphates, he'd have his head hacked and his shoulders sundered, as well as his corpse raped.

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See Profile For Update wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2015 at 2:58pm:

Why the bugger did I get stuck on a planet chalked full of imbeciles?

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Reply #54 - Nov 25^th, 2014 at 9:55pm

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 24^th, 2014 at 1:26pm:

Rocketanski wrote on Nov 23^rd, 2014 at 2:31am:

Bobby, are you implying that there's something rotten in the state of Islam? You'll have Karnal and Gandalf in your face.
Namaste
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Master Bobby should be grateful that's all he gets. If he lived in one of their third-world-shithole-caliphates, he'd have his head hacked and his shoulders sundered, as well as his corpse raped.

I wouldn't last a minute with my loud mouth.

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Reply #55 - Nov 26^th, 2014 at 11:27am

Bobby. wrote on Nov 25^th, 2014 at 9:55pm:

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 24^th, 2014 at 1:26pm:

Rocketanski wrote on Nov 23^rd, 2014 at 2:31am:

Bobby, are you implying that there's something rotten in the state of Islam? You'll have Karnal and Gandalf in your face.
Namaste
Forgiven

Master Bobby should be grateful that's all he gets. If he lived in one of their third-world-shithole-caliphates, he'd have his head hacked and his shoulders sundered, as well as his corpse raped.

I wouldn't last a minute with my loud mouth.

Just make sure you have bacon and beer for breakfast every morning. Your (literally) unholy stench will keep them at bay.

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See Profile For Update wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2015 at 2:58pm:

Why the bugger did I get stuck on a planet chalked full of imbeciles?

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Reply #56 - Nov 28^th, 2014 at 1:52pm

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 26^th, 2014 at 11:27am:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 25^th, 2014 at 9:55pm:

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 24^th, 2014 at 1:26pm:

Rocketanski wrote on Nov 23^rd, 2014 at 2:31am:

Bobby, are you implying that there's something rotten in the state of Islam? You'll have Karnal and Gandalf in your face.
Namaste
Forgiven

Master Bobby should be grateful that's all he gets. If he lived in one of their third-world-shithole-caliphates, he'd have his head hacked and his shoulders sundered, as well as his corpse raped.

I wouldn't last a minute with my loud mouth.

Just make sure you have bacon and beer for breakfast every morning. Your (literally) unholy stench will keep them at bay.

Eating bacon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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Reply #57 - Nov 28^th, 2014 at 2:08pm

Bobby. wrote on Nov 28^th, 2014 at 1:52pm:

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 26^th, 2014 at 11:27am:

Bobby. wrote on Nov 25^th, 2014 at 9:55pm:

MumboJumbo wrote on Nov 24^th, 2014 at 1:26pm:

Rocketanski wrote on Nov 23^rd, 2014 at 2:31am:

Bobby, are you implying that there's something rotten in the state of Islam? You'll have Karnal and Gandalf in your face.
Namaste
Forgiven

Master Bobby should be grateful that's all he gets. If he lived in one of their third-world-shithole-caliphates, he'd have his head hacked and his shoulders sundered, as well as his corpse raped.

I wouldn't last a minute with my loud mouth.

Just make sure you have bacon and beer for breakfast every morning. Your (literally) unholy stench will keep them at bay.

Eating bacon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

The problem's when it comes out the other side. Bacon gravy produces absolutely unholy fumes. The beer will give it volume, which means more sprays per day. You will become Sir Bobby, the Unholy Skunk. More so if you're with a muslim, I guess.

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See Profile For Update wrote on Jan 3^rd, 2015 at 2:58pm:

Why the bugger did I get stuck on a planet chalked full of imbeciles?

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Reply #58 - May 14^th, 2015 at 5:39pm

Update 14th May 2015.
Those Indonesians are crazy:

'Two-finger' virginity test for female Indonesian military applicants

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May 14, 2015, 8:10 am

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/27915489/two-finger-virginity-test-for-femal...

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Female applicants to the Indonesian military must pass a "two-finger" virginity test, a practice that has drawn condemnation from human rights groups.

Indonesia’s coordinating minister for politics, law, and security Tedjo Edh confirmed the practice to CNN last year.

The test involves physicians placing two fingers inside an applicant to ensure their hymen is intact.

Human Rights Watch have asked military physicians attending a conference in Bali to urge Indonesian President Joko Widodo to abolish the practice.

Human Rights Watch women’s rights advocacy director Nisha Varia described the practice as humiliating.

“The Indonesian armed forces should recognise that harmful and humiliating ‘virginity tests’ on women recruits does nothing to strengthen national security,” she said.

“President Joko Widodo should set the military straight and immediately abolish the requirement and prevent all military hospitals from administering it.”

Fairfax quoted Indonesian military spokesman Major-General Fuad Basya as saying the test were done in order to get the best people both physically and mentally.

He said applicants would have to offer an explanation if their hymen was no longer intact.

"If it is due to an accident we can still consider it but if it's due to another reason, well, we cannot accept her," he told Fairfax.

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rhino Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17179 Gender:	Re: Policewomen have to be virgins Reply #59 - May 14^th, 2015 at 5:57pm Bobby, ever had the test where the doc holds your balls in one hand and asks you to cough?
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