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issuevoter Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9200 The Great State of Mind Gender:	Help! I may not be Australian! Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there. I hate meat pies and football. I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation. It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK. And beetroot makes me puke. Should I turn in my passport?
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Reply #1 - Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:24pm

absolutely.. now we know what the singlet was about...

you dont really like us do you??

come on its not about meat pies...or footy or b ondi.or .. what else have we got...

its everything.. Angry

I am surprised you passed the test to get a passport to be honest..

isnt liking meat pies one of the QUESTIONS???

with only one answer.. not the usual 4. Angry

you may get a visit.. from the forum security..

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Reply #2 - Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:42pm

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football. I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation. It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK. And beetroot makes me puke. Should I turn in my passport?

many blessings ,

what are ya

a bloody poof ?

if yes , that is ok and cool

so be at peace

namaste

- : ) =

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Reply #3 - Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:45pm

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football. I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation. It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK. And beetroot makes me puke. Should I turn in my passport?

Do you pronounce "ask" as "arks" too? Wink

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And contrary-wise - what it is, it wouldn't be.
And what it wouldn't be, it would.
You see?

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Reply #4 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 9:11am

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football. I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation. It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK. And beetroot makes me puke. Should I turn in my passport?

Going on what you "think" makes someone Australian, i think you need just need to get a life and stop being a retarded bigot.

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Reply #5 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 10:31am

cods wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:24pm:

absolutely.. now we know what the singlet was about...

you dont really like us do you??

come on its not about meat pies...or footy or b ondi.or .. what else have we got...

its everything.. Angry

I am surprised you passed the test to get a passport to be honest..

isnt liking meat pies one of the QUESTIONS???

with only one answer.. not the usual 4. Angry

you may get a visit.. from the forum security..

It's area 51?

No, it's in the Constitution?

No, it's MABO?

Ah, I've got it, IT'S THE VIBE???

I rest my case?

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Reply #7 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 4:11pm

King FriYAY II wrote on Oct 20^th, 2014 at 9:11am:

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football. I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation. It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK. And beetroot makes me puke. Should I turn in my passport?

Going on what you "think" makes someone Australian, i think you need just need to get a life and stop being a retarded bigot.

I think you might be right. I am just a retard, but can one be bigoted towards ones own tribe? When I listen to the talking heads who went to uni and make a living out of their opinions I am astonished that they cannot differentiate between bought and brought.(As in "I bought the subject to your attention." It is almost ubiquitous.) Maybe it was something they ate at school, like those cream buns that look like they were artificially inseminated.

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Reply #8 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 9:22pm

issuevoter wrote on Oct 20^th, 2014 at 4:11pm:

King FriYAY II wrote on Oct 20^th, 2014 at 9:11am:

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football. I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation. It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK. And beetroot makes me puke. Should I turn in my passport?

Going on what you "think" makes someone Australian, i think you need just need to get a life and stop being a retarded bigot.

I think you might be right. I am just a retard, but can one be bigoted towards ones own tribe? When I listen to the talking heads who went to uni and make a living out of their opinions I am astonished that they cannot differentiate between bought and brought.(As in "I bought the subject to your attention." It is almost ubiquitous.) Maybe it was something they ate at school, like those cream buns that look like they were artificially inseminated.

Classic.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could all make a living out of our opinions.. but an opinion has to match up with what is considered conventional or official or else it is bigoted, politically incorrect, and most importantly "not credible".

For instance, you cannot support euthanasia. Even if your intentions are good.

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And what it wouldn't be, it would.
You see?

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issuevoter Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 9200 The Great State of Mind Gender:	Re: Help! I may not be Australian! Reply #9 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 10:56pm Well, anyway, all my documentation says I was born here, but sometimes I feel like a UFO banked too steeply and I fell out the window. Its asphalt, not ash-felt.
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Reply #10 - Oct 20^th, 2014 at 11:03pm

it_is_the_light wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:42pm:

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football. I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation. It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK. And beetroot makes me puke. Should I turn in my passport?

many blessings ,

what are ya

a bloody poof ?

if yes , that is ok and cool

so be at peace

namaste

- : ) =

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Reply #11 - Oct 21^st, 2014 at 8:02am

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football.

You're demonstrating 'Australian' credentials here.

Calling rugby 'football' is uniquely Australian.

Needless to say 'football' is 'soccer' to everyone on this entire 6 billion people planet except to Australians because of the 'Irish' in them that likes to defy commonsense and refuse to be corrected.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation.

You've got class. I like that. The only other person on this entire forum board who has 'class' is mantra.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK.

Nor do the English. They say 'nuffink' and 'sumfink'.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

And beetroot makes me puke.

That's because you haven't tried some of my borscht.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Should I turn in my passport?

No. Move to Adelaide where they speak proper and are a little dandified because their heritage is more English than Irish.

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Reply #12 - Oct 21^st, 2014 at 8:26am

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 21^st, 2014 at 8:02am:

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football.

You're demonstrating 'Australian' credentials here.

Calling rugby 'football' is uniquely Australian.

Needless to say 'football' is 'soccer' to everyone on this entire 6 billion people planet except to Australians because of the 'Irish' in them that likes to defy commonsense and refuse to be corrected.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation.

You've got class. I like that. The only other person on this entire forum board who has 'class' is mantra.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK.

Nor do the English. They say 'nuffink' and 'sumfink'.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

And beetroot makes me puke.

That's because you haven't tried some of my borscht.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Should I turn in my passport?

No. Move to Adelaide where they speak proper and are a little dandified because their heritage is more English than Irish.

What about the Yanks.

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Reply #13 - Oct 22^nd, 2014 at 3:25pm

Lord Herbert, Thanks for your careful consideration. I do believe the Americans refer to their particular variety of oafishness as football also.

But then there's borscht. Made with fresh beets obviously. Maybe a dollop of sour cream. A totally different proposition to the pickled stuff I have to pick out of salads and hamburgers.

And while we are on the subject of cuisine, history buffs might like to know that up until the 1970s you could not buy mayonnaise in Australia. There had been an anaemic product available that the English called "salad cream." Heinz tried relabelling the same product, but imports forced them to shape up.

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Reply #14 - Oct 22^nd, 2014 at 6:53pm

Prime Minister for Canyons wrote on Oct 21^st, 2014 at 8:26am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Oct 21^st, 2014 at 8:02am:

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Got to thinking: maybe I was some refo kid that got adopted. All the signs are there.

I hate meat pies and football.

You're demonstrating 'Australian' credentials here.

Calling rugby 'football' is uniquely Australian.

Needless to say 'football' is 'soccer' to everyone on this entire 6 billion people planet except to Australians because of the 'Irish' in them that likes to defy commonsense and refuse to be corrected.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

I don’t address women as “mate.” And I don’t use diminutive abbreviation.

You've got class. I like that. The only other person on this entire forum board who has 'class' is mantra.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

It gets worse, I don’t say nothinK or somethinK.

Nor do the English. They say 'nuffink' and 'sumfink'.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

And beetroot makes me puke.

That's because you haven't tried some of my borscht.

issuevoter wrote on Oct 18^th, 2014 at 5:02pm:

Should I turn in my passport?

No. Move to Adelaide where they speak proper and are a little dandified because their heritage is more English than Irish.

What about the Yanks.

Great one-liner, Bus. Thanks for that.

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