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« Created by: Armchair_Politician on: Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:31pm »

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Is Abbott a legit Aussie?
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Reply #1 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:29pm
 
That link is a beast.....and broken.  I wonder why?

Let's see.

Link.

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Reply #2 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:31pm
 
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Scott Morrison DID wipe the floor with Bull Shitten!!! Smiley Smiley Smiley
 
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Reply #3 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:35pm
 
Will all come out in wash armpit, imagine Abbott having to face another bi election this is beautiful just beautiful.
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Reply #4 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:36pm
 
DaS has been rabbiting on about the same thing.  I also notice that 'Tony Magrathea' is a fellow Sunshine Coaster.............and no ~ not me.  There are about 300,000 of us.
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Reply #5 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:39pm
 
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B42C_wWg31otYzRNTUhwaGd5RVk/edit

Orders the marching band and fireworks in anticipation.
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Reply #6 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:40pm
 
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B42C_wWg31otamJNZkhQTUhGSVU/edit

Looks like that waspy slag Credlin made a personal response and not one of the staffers hmmmm
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Reply #7 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:59pm
 
Some time ago, I found a link to some comment that Abbott's mother had to scramble to meet the qualifications her little 20 + years of age baby Tony needed to reach to get that Rhodes Scholarship, and it did relate to a citizenship issue.

Can't find that link now.  I guess I put it in the freezer with Walter's false teeth.

I'll check again tomorrow.
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Reply #8 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 10:07pm
 
Aussie wrote on Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:36pm:
DaS has been rabbiting on about the same thing.  I also notice that 'Tony Magrathea' is a fellow Sunshine Coaster.............and no ~ not me.  There are about 300,000 of us.



Is this bloke a fair dinkum Aussie or an alien from the planet Magrathea living on the Sunshine Coast?  Tongue

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Reply #9 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 10:09pm
 
Swagman wrote on Sep 2nd, 2014 at 10:07pm:
Aussie wrote on Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:36pm:
DaS has been rabbiting on about the same thing.  I also notice that 'Tony Magrathea' is a fellow Sunshine Coaster.............and no ~ not me.  There are about 300,000 of us.



Is this bloke a fair dinkum Aussie or an alien from the planet Magrathea living on the Sunshine Coast?  Tongue



Smell the fear  Cheesy
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Reply #10 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 10:26pm
 
I've been to Magrathea. It's real.

One starry night I climbed a very high mountain, where I met a skinny tall white alien with cat eyes, no nose and a slanty mouth.

Judging by the five blue coloured nipples upon her chest, it's safe and logical to assume it was a female.

She introduced herself as Davina Smith of the divine light, and told me that she can shape-shift into human form and occasionally travels to earth to report news to channel nine. She said she joined up with media and journalism so she could spy on current affairs, which she could then report back to on the planet Magrathea.

She asked me if I would like to see it for myself, and I said yes, o' divine one.

She took my hand and we floated together into space, past the moon and faster than the speed of light I arrived on a utopian paradise full of palm trees, waterfalls, white sandy beaches and really modern looking buildings. We descended onto the beach, and she turned to me and said, "Join us in our celebration of life."

Other aliens like her joined us on the beach. Males have two penises but one testicle per each. They got into a line together, picked up this really high-tech looking gadget thing and sounded it like a trumpet.

Suddenly a spacecraft shaped like a disk with rainbow coloured lights appeared in the brilliant sky above us, and beamed down the following:
A leprechaun
The loch ness monster
Bigfoot
A really smart ape
Jesus Christ
President Obama
Hillary Clinton

Then the large space-craft shape-shifted into a really large boom box that started to belt out Duran Duran's hungry like the wolf, then the extra-terrestrials and the guests from the space craft began to line dance.

I woke up the next day with a butthole the size of the grand canyon and a tinfoil hat upon my head. Also, my mushrooms mysteriously disappeared.
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Reply #11 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 10:55pm
 
Oh joy, we have an Australian birther movement. Lets see how contradictory this is going to get with the left ideologues.
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Reply #12 - Sep 2nd, 2014 at 11:44pm
 
Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 2nd, 2014 at 9:31pm:
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You really need to grow up.
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Reply #13 - Sep 3rd, 2014 at 6:06am
 
progressiveslol wrote on Sep 2nd, 2014 at 10:55pm:
Oh joy, we have an Australian birther movement. Lets see how contradictory this is going to get with the left ideologues.


It's not quite analogous, but it's close enough. There is small chance they are technically correct, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
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Reply #14 - Sep 3rd, 2014 at 8:02am
 
well this should keep you screaming lefties salivating for a few years.  birthers...  tinfoil hat wearers
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AUSSIE: "Speaking for myself, I could not care less about 298 human beings having their life snuffed out in a nano-second, or what impact that loss has on Members of their family, their parents..."
 
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