Freedumb
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I've been to Magrathea. It's real.
One starry night I climbed a very high mountain, where I met a skinny tall white alien with cat eyes, no nose and a slanty mouth.
Judging by the five blue coloured nipples upon her chest, it's safe and logical to assume it was a female.
She introduced herself as Davina Smith of the divine light, and told me that she can shape-shift into human form and occasionally travels to earth to report news to channel nine. She said she joined up with media and journalism so she could spy on current affairs, which she could then report back to on the planet Magrathea.
She asked me if I would like to see it for myself, and I said yes, o' divine one.
She took my hand and we floated together into space, past the moon and faster than the speed of light I arrived on a utopian paradise full of palm trees, waterfalls, white sandy beaches and really modern looking buildings. We descended onto the beach, and she turned to me and said, "Join us in our celebration of life."
Other aliens like her joined us on the beach. Males have two penises but one testicle per each. They got into a line together, picked up this really high-tech looking gadget thing and sounded it like a trumpet.
Suddenly a spacecraft shaped like a disk with rainbow coloured lights appeared in the brilliant sky above us, and beamed down the following: A leprechaun The loch ness monster Bigfoot A really smart ape Jesus Christ President Obama Hillary Clinton
Then the large space-craft shape-shifted into a really large boom box that started to belt out Duran Duran's hungry like the wolf, then the extra-terrestrials and the guests from the space craft began to line dance.
I woke up the next day with a butthole the size of the grand canyon and a tinfoil hat upon my head. Also, my mushrooms mysteriously disappeared.
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