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Jul 22nd, 2014 at 7:31am
 
God bless the Viagran Warlords.....  Men In Black IV - Curse of The Blue Ties


"There's always an Arkyllian battle cruiser or an intergalactic plague out there, Slick.. the only reason these people get on with their miserable little lives is.. THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT!  Back in 2037, before time travel became a reality, the Viagrans landed and offered a blue de-horning pill that was supposed to cut the world population, but it turned out it did the opposite to human men than they thought it would... now take one and it goes harder and longer on you! BOOM goes the world population! Now how do you think people would take it if they KNEW that blue pill came from aliens and then was sent back in time so we've got it now?  There'd be rioting between the sheets!

ALL the big men are aliens, by the way!"

"Oh - I suppose now you're gonna tell me that Arnold Schwarzenegger is an alien... and.. and timetraveled or something?  Then how did he get off reservation to California, huh?"

"Ever heard of community half-way housing, Slick?  Arnie's on probation for fifty years and on full-time day release.. same as Ronnie Reagan was...  remember Arnie's first movie?  "Hercules In New York"?  It's right there for ya, kid... all shot on reservation... just breaking him to the public slowly!"

"And Reagan?  You call that breaking it slowly?"

"24/7 guard detail, Slick... that's what Presidents get!  All our alien Presidents get the same deal.  That's all of 'em, every President that is since 1949, for the record."

"Oh yeah?  Then what about Ike and JFK.. and.. and.. you know Nixon?  They were BORN before 1949!"

"Early arrivals, Kid.. under the wire until we got online and up to speed!  Took some time and trouble to bring 'em under proper control!  Some we missed.. unfortunately!  JFK got caught by a Farenzian assassin.. damn shame!  Looked bad on the books!"

"Yeah - I always thought Oswald looked a little strange.. you mean HE was an alien?"

"Is, Slick!  IS an alien... Farenzians just don't die that way.. he's in solitary in the Andromeda Galaxy awaiting trial in line with Carsafylian time.. which is one week is about.... oh twenty years or so....gonna take a while....Yep!  Some of our aliens are ever farther afield than Arnie.  Ever heard of Tony Abbott in Australia?"

"Always knew there was something about that guy...."

"He's wearing a Circeilian security belt 24/7... if he makes a mistake he's back on the reservation instantly and doesn't get out until it's all cleared up.  Ever notice how he disappears sometimes?  That guy.. he just can't help it!"

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Reply #1 - Jul 22nd, 2014 at 11:43am
 
"Yeah - Abbott's disguise is mighty thin - I guess he acts the buffoon to cover it, huh?  Hey - what about Jack Ruby?  You know.. the guy who.... didn't.. ar.. you know"

"Didn't kill Oswald?  Sure he didn't - would've gone against his oath of office as a Galactic Ranger - we had to plant him back time-wise and all to make it look legit - kind of build up a retrospective life and stuff - but he took Oswald back in chains next day without a scratch on him.  Those Rangers take their oath seriously, Slick.  And they work cheap, too - it's a matter of honour to 'em."

"Wait a minute! This means there's one hell of a lot more aliens out there than you've been telling me!"

"They don't all stick around for life.  Sometimes situations change or they get homesick and off they go.  Gus Grissom did that."

(puzzled look).

"The Apollo astronaut who didn't die in the Apollo 1 fire.  That thing successfully lifted off and was last seen headed for the Crab Nebula.  Good old Gus - now there was an alien you could like!"

"OK.. OK.. I guess I'll just consider everyone an alien until I know better, huh?"

"That's the idea, kid.  Now - we've got a job to do right here and now."
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Reply #2 - Jul 22nd, 2014 at 7:00pm
 

“OK... where to?”

“Australia!  The Viagrans are getting out of hand down there, cutting up a fuss.”

“Wait a minute!  You said the Viagrans didn't come to Earth with their blue pills until 2037!  It's 2014!  How can they be cutting up now?”

“Time travel, Sport.  They tried 1980's England first, but that failed so it was Australia next.  but they learned a few tricks from their head there, Thatcher.  Now let's get this show on the hump.  Don't press the red button until I say so.”

“Yaas, baas!”

“Seat belt!”

“You know – it's always possible YOU'RE an alien!  You ever consider that.. or maybe I am.. or maybe that Agent L.. she's got some neat curves an.....”

'Seat belt!”

“You know, K – sometimes you gotta lighten up a littl.. eeeeeaaaaaaaarrgh.”

“Told you to put on your seat belt.. now you're stuck there for a two hour trip!”

“Well.... L... is ...kinda... cute......can... I come... down ...now?”


**sighs..

“All right, Slick – I'll slow down for a few seconds.. and get your seat belt on!”


“And no more comments about L!”

“Awrrrrgh – I get it... you're kinda sweet on yer, ain't cha?”

“I ain't sweet no place.  Now shut up!”

“Well, it's just I thought.. you know.. you might be a little human after all, K.  No biggie!”

“They ever tell you you got a big mouth?”

“Oooh, does that mean I AM an alien.. you know.. one o' them big mouthed ones?”

Pulls over MIB car to a hover......

“All right, Slick!  Either you can it or you walk.. or you keep at it and I drive on alone and you walk.”

“It's the middle of the ocean, K!  You can't do that!”

“That button says I can.. the one that says 'Eject'.. in RED.  You could walk on water.”
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Reply #3 - Jul 22nd, 2014 at 11:33pm
 
“OK.. OK.  I was outta line.  So tell me about this mission?”

“OK, then.  The Viagran Warlords have been allowed free rein in Australia.. apart from that security belt thing I told you about.... but they've found a way to get around the security belt and are starting to act up in their old ways.”

“Which are?”

“They came here with that blue pill.. supposed to cut down Earth's population.  Got that?  Well, what they really wanted wasn't to help but to clear Earth for their own use.”

“Whoa.. WHOA!   Well, why'd you let' em stay here?

“Intergalactical Convention on Refugees, Slick... we had no choice..  once they claimed refugee status we were bound, or that Arkyllian battle cruiser might come calling...but we did our best to ensure they were under tight control.

So – they started taking over the place down there.... keeping out other refugees and starting to cut the population down there in any way they can.. starting with starving the old people and the unemployed.”

“Well – why can't we just toss 'em out?”

“They're the elected government down there now, Slick.  You seen those blue ties?  Yup – Viagra all the way. Those blue ties are PURE Viagra... keeps those boys hard at it all day.  Ever notice how they take a little chew on the end every once in a while?
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Reply #4 - Jul 23rd, 2014 at 12:32am
 
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Reply #5 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 12:51am
 
“Yeah – I did notice that.  That's kinda neat, huh?”

“Not so neat when they're Viagrans, Kid.  You've heard the old thing about having a sense of humour surgically removed? Those guys had it surgically installed!”

“Yeah – but they're just .. ahh.. living human beings, right?  Well.. according to the Galactic definition..?”

"No, Slick - they are NOT human beings.  They are aliens here on licence and sometimes they do not accord with human ideas of right and fair play.  Stick around and you'll learn that some day!  That's why they are restricted to a few boroughs in New York City... and now we have a problem with their taking over Wall Street and the World Economy!  Only occasionally do we let them outta our sight, and this Abbott crew have just buggered up big time down there.  So if you've stopped admiring yourself in that Black Suit.. maybe we could go down there and sort this out.  OK?

"'K .. K.  I'm with you!"

"Just don't do anything with that Cricket! Let ME lead on this one!"

"Whatever you say, Old Guy!"

"Slick!  You ever just watched the stars at night?  They're beautiful, aren't they? 
Well - you're going to see some farken stars unless you get on the ball!  Now let's go!"
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Reply #6 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 6:52am
 
goodness me you really have gone over the edge havent you??....time to seek help
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Reply #7 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 12:53pm
 
cods wrote on Jul 27th, 2014 at 6:52am:
goodness me you really have gone over the edge havent you??....time to seek help


I see you have not one bone of imagination or creativity within you - you poor old dear.  Must be terrible to live like that.
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Reply #8 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 1:07pm
 
Keep going I was enjoying it.

In fact it was too good for me to join in, if indeed thats what you were looking for.
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Reply #9 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 1:11pm
 
miketrees wrote on Jul 27th, 2014 at 1:07pm:
Keep going I was enjoying it.

In fact it was too good for me to join in, if indeed thats what you were looking for.


I was hoping that our creative talent here would contribute.... it's hard work finding the motivation to continue my current 5-6 simultaneous books and then offer entertainment with a point to it for OzPol - on my own.

I suppose you have to love MIB..... obviously cods missed out there....
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Reply #10 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 1:14pm
 
I will see how things develop and how my time is going.
I will let some ideas ferment for a while.
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Reply #11 - Jul 27th, 2014 at 1:17pm
 
miketrees wrote on Jul 27th, 2014 at 1:14pm:
I will see how things develop and how my time is going.
I will let some ideas ferment for a while.


It could work.  I had to go to work last night and have forgotten the witty next bit I had start up in that old fuzzy brain... fuzzy sometimes....
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