|dev|null wrote on Oct 10^th, 2014 at 2:46pm:


Goes around comes around I suppose.

BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL -  MATHEMATICS EXAM




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GANG.........................................




Time allowed 1 hour:

1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on stolen
18-inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from the
stock suspension?

2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors will
he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?

3. If Mustapha runs 10 km from the Police in Lakemba to Punchbowl, then
steals a car and drives another 5 km to Bankstown , how many kilometres has
he travelled if he ends up hiding in Wiley Park ?

4. Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an '8 ball' to Hamil for $320.00
and 2 grams to Akhmed for $85.00 per gram. What is the street value of the
balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it.?

5. If Ahmed receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from Centrelink,
also works for his brother as a builder and receives a further $400.00 per
week, and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11 children for school,
how much money does he have left to buy a smashed Tarago from the auctions?

6. If the average spray can covers 22 square metres and the average letter
is 8 square centimetres, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of
paint?

7. If Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair, and
Soula is only 19 years old, how many mls will her mother need if she is 47?

8. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of 10
shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by
shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

9. If Jim changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop deep fryer every 18
months and this costs him $400.00, how often should he change the oil if he
wants to spend only $180.00 per annum on new oil?

10. If Abdul runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a Taxi driver on weekends
and earns $1,200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give him for his job
search allowance?

11. If Bankstown 's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per
month, the overall population increasing at 2.1% per month, at what rate
are the Skippies leaving?
And just for All the islamorealists  :D :D :D :D :D :D D :

A professor at James Cook University in Townsville was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" 

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad , tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Hamad replied, "Sorry..... from way back there I thought you said goats."

greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2014 at 2:21pm:


Frankly, I'd be more worried about you, it is a joke after all!

A man was telling his mate at the pub ----

"You won't believe what happened last night.  My daughter walked into the living room and said -

'Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop.  Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.  Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.  Then disown me and never talk to me again and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose'."

"Holy smokes," replied his friend.  "She actually said all that?"

"Well, she didn't use those exact words.  Actually she said ----  "Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed".

I am a muslim jihadiI will blow you all to bitsallah says if I do thisI get a houri with big titsI hate the Jews and Christiansthe qur'an tells me thisIf I kill Jews and ChristiansI get another houri with big titstits tits big big titsa houri with big tits

polite_gandalf wrote on Mar 27^th, 2015 at 1:31pm:


It is a jolly world, no?

In Macquarie Fields, Australia, a 4-flat housing trust property was destroyed by a fire.

A muslim family of 9, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the right first floor flat. They died.

An islamic madrasa group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Pakistan, lived on the right ground floor flat. They, too, all perished.

Five male muslims, all ex-cons lived on the left ground floor. They, too, died.

A white couple lived on the left first floor flat.
The couple survived the fire.

Various multicultural agencies were furious!!
They flew into Sydney and met with the fire commander.   

On camera, they loudly demanded to know why 21 muslims all died in the fire and why only the white couple lived?

The Fire Commander said, "They were at work."