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Reply #30 - Nov 24th, 2013 at 6:01pm
 
Gabbatoir, lol....  Cool
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Reply #31 - Nov 24th, 2013 at 6:43pm
 
ok,

great start for the Aussies...

the Poms seemed to be down from not long into the game and never got back up again....

i'm sure they'll fire up for the next test...

but in the mean time... we can stick it into them while we can...

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Reply #32 - Nov 24th, 2013 at 8:31pm
 
I think the next few tests should be in favour of the Aussies. The team has a severe confidence booster from the first test, that they should build on from there. The English team, after pissing over their cricket oval in arrogant showmanship a few months ago, would probably have their testicles feeling like ovaries, right about now.
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Reply #33 - Nov 24th, 2013 at 9:31pm
 
Aussie wrote on Nov 24th, 2013 at 5:54pm:
John Smith wrote on Nov 24th, 2013 at 5:46pm:
I think someone should teach those poms how to bat .....  Grin Grin Grin


We have the man for the job right here.  You up for that Andrei?


who's going to teach him? He's a bore, and they can't play cricket .  Grin Grin
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Reply #34 - Nov 24th, 2013 at 11:00pm
 
ICC World Test Cricket Rankings

1. South Africa
3. England

5. Australia

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Reply #35 - Nov 24th, 2013 at 11:42pm
 
No. 3 team beaten by the no. 5 team. How embarrassing. Like seeing Anthony Mundine getting beaten up by a nightclub bouncer. English are all about talk and arrogant showmanship, but need to pull out recent statistics to overcompensate for a loss in a test.
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Reply #36 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 12:26pm
 
what about this stump microphone?

nothing should be repeated from on field discussions... and if the media can't respect that then turn it off to them...  Angry
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Reply #37 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:33pm
 
True Blue... wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 12:26pm:
what about this stump microphone?

nothing should be repeated from on field discussions... and if the media can't respect that then turn it off to them...  Angry


everything is over analysed already ... they don't need to hear what the players are saying. Turn it off
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Reply #38 - Nov 25th, 2013 at 11:09pm
 
True Blue... wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 12:26pm:
what about this stump microphone?

nothing should be repeated from on field discussions... and if the media can't respect that then turn it off to them...  Angry


The moment that the microphone is turned off, you will want it turned back on. I don't care about incriminating behaviour of players on the field. If it's deemed offensive enough, the player should cop an appropriate penalty.
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Reply #39 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 2:03am
 
John Smith wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 1:33pm:
True Blue... wrote on Nov 25th, 2013 at 12:26pm:
what about this stump microphone?

nothing should be repeated from on field discussions... and if the media can't respect that then turn it off to them...  Angry


everything is over analysed already ... they don't need to hear what the players are saying. Turn it off


Without it, we wouldn't get entertainment like this

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Reply #40 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 4:33am
 
Doesn't help us now that one of our best batsmen has gone a bit loopy and gone home!!
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Reply #41 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 5:52am
 
Andrei.Hicks wrote on Nov 26th, 2013 at 4:33am:
Doesn't help us now that one of our best batsmen has gone a bit loopy and gone home!!



wow... warner was right... the Poms are running scared!!!

I hope he's ok...
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Reply #42 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 6:02am
 
1. Rod Marsh (Aus) and Ian Botham(Eng)

One of the most famous sledging incidents is by far one of the best.

Rod Marsh : “So how’s your wife & my kids?”

Ian Botham : “The wife is fine but the kids are retarded”

2. Glen McGrath (Australia) and Eddo Brandes (Zimbabwe)

One of the all time great bowlers, Glen McGrath was getting frustrated at being unable to dismiss little known Zimbabwean cricketer Eddo Brandes.

McGrath: “Why are you so fat?”

Brandes  “Because every time I f#ck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”  Grin

3. Mark Waugh (Australia) and James Ormond (England)

Upon Ormond’s arrival at the crease Mark Waugh said . “bugger me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here?There’s no way you’re good enough to play for England.”

Ormond replied: “Maybe not, but at least I’m the best player in my family.”

4. Viv Richards (West Indies) and Merv Hughes (Australia)

Sometimes, verbal sledging is simply not enough.

Viv Richards hit Merv Hughes for four consecutive boundaries in one single over.

Merv’s response was to stop halfway down the pitch, fart loudly, and say to Viv: “let’s see you hit that to the boundary!”

5. Daryll Cullinan (South Africa) and Shane Warne(Australia)


As Cullinan was heading out to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him.

Cullinan replied.”Looks like you spent it eating,”
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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #43 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 8:32am
 
Andrei.Hicks wrote on Nov 26th, 2013 at 4:33am:
Doesn't help us now that one of our best batsmen has gone a bit loopy and gone home!!

Adrei your not English, you Australian, you have to readjust your loylty.
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Reply #44 - Nov 26th, 2013 at 8:37am
 
I think it was Rod Marsh years ago that delt with a streaker on the field with a bat around the arse.

maybe that's how they should deal with a sledging bowler..
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