Australian Politics Forum - The Ashes

The_Barnacle Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 6205 Melbourne Gender:	Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia Reply #105 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 1:00pm Q. What do you call an English cricketer who makes 100? A. A bowler
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77080 Gender:	Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia Reply #106 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:03pm The_Barnacle wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 1:00pm: Q. What do you call an English cricketer who makes 100? A. A bowler makes 100 what?
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UnSubRocky Gold Member Offline Crocodile Hunter: Origins Posts: 25067 Rockhampton Gender:	Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia Reply #107 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:41pm John Smith wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:03pm: The_Barnacle wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 1:00pm: Q. What do you call an English cricketer who makes 100? A. A bowler makes 100 what? A hundred runs.
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Bam Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21905 Gender:	Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia Reply #108 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 6:03pm Five-nil. It's a good thing that there weren't another two tests, otherwise if they lost them too the Poms would have had to run a lap with their pants around their ankles. Of course, cricket isn't played according to pub pool rules.
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Life_goes_on Gold Member Offline Posts: 4772 400kms south of Yobsville, Qld Gender:	Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia Reply #109 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 6:08pm What a poor excuse for a test series. The English team would have been challenged by the Bowral Under 9s. Hopefully, we get to witness games of cricket when South Africa tour.
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True Blue... Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3748 Gender:	Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia Reply #110 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 8:38pm Australia has jumped from #5 on world test rankings to #3.... only 5 points off 2nd place
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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #111 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:23pm

FriYAY wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:13am:

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 6:27am:

blessings

there are no ashes to hand to australia

the real ashes stay at lords in london

many dupes think they win these ashes alas

they are mesmerized and repeat that

" oh yes ! fair dinkum we won the ashes! "

then the cricket pontificates send a replica for the

aussies to salivate over and stroke it as if they

were real ashes... a great pantomime and fun for all

whether dupe or duper everyone is lapping it up ...

carry on regardless

namaste

- : ) =

ॐ

Everyone understands the Ashes are kept locked up in the UK.

Do you really think anyone is playing a little urn, a trophy?

And after the Ashes were won, did you not see the 100,00’s that still turned up?

This is the second time you’ve posted this retarded crap; one has to wonder why you would bother?

Flog on, regardless. Roll Eyes

We dont trust you people out in the colonies to look after them correctly.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77080 Gender:	Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia Reply #112 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:29pm UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:41pm: John Smith wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:03pm: The_Barnacle wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 1:00pm: Q. What do you call an English cricketer who makes 100? A. A bowler makes 100 what? A hundred runs. an English cricketer? Never heard of such a thing
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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #113 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:33pm

John Smith wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:29pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:41pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:03pm:

The_Barnacle wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 1:00pm:

Q. What do you call an English cricketer who makes 100?

A. A bowler

makes 100 what?

A hundred runs.

an English cricketer? Never heard of such a thing Grin

You are aware we have hammered you for 3 Ashes series in a row right?
This is the first we have lost in quite a long time.

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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #114 - Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:38pm

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:33pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:29pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:41pm:

John Smith wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 2:03pm:

The_Barnacle wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 1:00pm:

Q. What do you call an English cricketer who makes 100?

A. A bowler

makes 100 what?

A hundred runs.

an English cricketer? Never heard of such a thing Grin

You are aware we have hammered you for 3 Ashes series in a row right?
This is the first we have lost in quite a long time.

and before that how many had you lost in a row? You had your moment in the limelight, you can forget the ashes for another 18 yrs or so. Grin

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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #115 - Jan 7^th, 2014 at 5:31am

FriYAY wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:13am:

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 6:27am:

blessings

there are no ashes to hand to australia

the real ashes stay at lords in london

many dupes think they win these ashes alas

they are mesmerized and repeat that

" oh yes ! fair dinkum we won the ashes! "

then the cricket pontificates send a replica for the

aussies to salivate over and stroke it as if they

were real ashes... a great pantomime and fun for all

whether dupe or duper everyone is lapping it up ...

carry on regardless

namaste

- : ) =

ॐ

Everyone understands the Ashes are kept locked up in the UK.

Do you really think anyone is playing a little urn, a trophy?

And after the Ashes were won, did you not see the 100,00’s that still turned up?

This is the second time you’ve posted this retarded crap; one has to wonder why you would bother?

Flog on, regardless. Roll Eyes

blessings ,

you seem upset ..this is ok and cool

1. no not everyone knows they will be duped, no ashes.

2. thats what they are playing for,the ashes..if you can

prove they are not playing for the ashes i will leave this

thread, so you simply lie here .

3. first you say they are not playing for ashes,

then you say after australia won the ashes 1000's

turned up...let me remind you..australia did not win the

ashes.

4. one such as I am have posted this truth many more

times that twice .. which is many times more than

australia have won the ashes,they never have..

the fact is australia did not win the ashes..

the ashes stay at lords .

facts are truths and truth is the maxim of law .

keep believing your lies and play for the ashes

that australia will never get ,

australia have not won the ashes fact and truth .

carry on regardless

namaste

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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #116 - Jan 7^th, 2014 at 5:36am

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:23pm:

FriYAY wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:13am:

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 6:27am:

blessings

there are no ashes to hand to australia

the real ashes stay at lords in london

many dupes think they win these ashes alas

they are mesmerized and repeat that

" oh yes ! fair dinkum we won the ashes! "

then the cricket pontificates send a replica for the

aussies to salivate over and stroke it as if they

were real ashes... a great pantomime and fun for all

whether dupe or duper everyone is lapping it up ...

carry on regardless

namaste

- : ) =

ॐ

Everyone understands the Ashes are kept locked up in the UK.

Do you really think anyone is playing a little urn, a trophy?

And after the Ashes were won, did you not see the 100,00’s that still turned up?

This is the second time you’ve posted this retarded crap; one has to wonder why you would bother?

Flog on, regardless. Roll Eyes

We dont trust you people out in the colonies to look after them correctly.

quite right ,

so why bother playing for the ashes ?

you never get them .. this is more mind control

and hoodwinkery from the freemasonic fairygodmothers

this may be likened to a card game lets say 21 ..

you get 21 the dealer busts you win ,

but no money for you just a replica on a promisory note

at least they will promise to pay you on paper alas

no such offering from limey pom

this is forgiven for the hoodwink it is ,

yet many aussies jump up and down about 5 nil

5 nil what ? you do not get the ashes

yet carry on regardless in your self made illusionary

idealisms ... many blessings

namaste

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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #117 - Jan 7^th, 2014 at 8:36am

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 7^th, 2014 at 5:31am:

FriYAY wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:13am:

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 6:27am:

ॐ

Everyone understands the Ashes are kept locked up in the UK.

Do you really think anyone is playing a little urn, a trophy?

And after the Ashes were won, did you not see the 100,00’s that still turned up?

This is the second time you’ve posted this retarded crap; one has to wonder why you would bother?

Flog on, regardless. Roll Eyes

ॐ

I removed all the banal dribble.

Not much left, huh?

It’s like you’ve only just discovered something that everyone else with a brain has known for decades.

Idiot.

Roll Eyes

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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #118 - Jan 7^th, 2014 at 8:41am

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 7^th, 2014 at 5:36am:

so why bother playing for the ashes ?

you never get them .. this is more mind control

Because like beating Germany and Argentina in football, beating Australia is just very enjoyable.

Sometimes you win (I had the best Boxing Day ever 2 years ago) and sometimes you don't - such as this time.
Luckily I have moved the other side of the world so I can switch it off and go to bed,

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Re: The Ashes - England vs Australia
Reply #119 - Jan 7^th, 2014 at 8:43am

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 7^th, 2014 at 5:36am:

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:23pm:

FriYAY wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 9:13am:

it_is_the_light wrote on Jan 6^th, 2014 at 6:27am:

blessings

there are no ashes to hand to australia

the real ashes stay at lords in london

many dupes think they win these ashes alas

they are mesmerized and repeat that

" oh yes ! fair dinkum we won the ashes! "

then the cricket pontificates send a replica for the

aussies to salivate over and stroke it as if they

were real ashes... a great pantomime and fun for all

whether dupe or duper everyone is lapping it up ...

carry on regardless

namaste

- : ) =

ॐ

Everyone understands the Ashes are kept locked up in the UK.

Do you really think anyone is playing a little urn, a trophy?

And after the Ashes were won, did you not see the 100,00’s that still turned up?

This is the second time you’ve posted this retarded crap; one has to wonder why you would bother?

Flog on, regardless. Roll Eyes

We dont trust you people out in the colonies to look after them correctly.

this is more mind control

and hoodwinkery from the freemasonic fairygodmothers

As retarded as it get right here folks.

Freemasonry is responsible for keeping the Urn safe, whilst just a replica is given to the winning team.

O.M.F.G.!!!!! DID YOU EVEN KNOW THIS????

I didn’t know!!

Why oh why are we playing this game before record crowds when we don’t actually get the Urn?

Darn you Freemasons!!!! Darn you to heck!!!!!

Roll Eyes

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