Australian Politics Forum - What Got a Smile out of You, Today???

Kat Gold Member Offline Socialism IS the answer. Posts: 17709 Everywhere and no-where Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #285 - Jul 31^st, 2014 at 1:08am John Smith wrote on Jul 30^th, 2014 at 2:27pm: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Went to IGA this morning with my 2 yr old ... whilst I was pushing the trolley he was busy singing 'pop goes the weasel' at the top of his voice ... made me and many other shoppers smile They do that to you...
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Reply #286 - Jul 31^st, 2014 at 1:13am

John Smith wrote on Jul 30^th, 2014 at 11:16pm:

Kat wrote on Jul 30^th, 2014 at 9:35pm:

John Smith wrote on Jul 30^th, 2014 at 2:26pm:

Kat wrote on Jul 30^th, 2014 at 2:22pm:

took one quick look in the front door, ticked the boxes and said' We know your place is always good. Any problems'. There weren't, and so that was that. I seriously could almost have gotten away with doing nothing at all.

Kat wrote on Jul 30^th, 2014 at 2:22pm:

It's good to have a decent landlord/agent and good neighbours

That would be my worst type of agent ... LAZY

no matter how good a tenant keeps the property, the agent has a contractual obligation with the owner of the property to inspect the property. They should have had a quick walk through regardless of how you usually keep it.

They normally do, and I was prepared for them to, but after nearly five years without any issues... and I
came here with a good record and refs from my previous tenancies.

This isn't a 'houso' block where everything gets trashed on a regular basis, and isn't full of dropkicks, drunks
and druggoes. It's mainly older people (over-50), some disabled, some not. I'm one of the 'youngsters'.

Thats irrelevant ... he's being paid to inspect, he should inspect . It doesn't take that long.

It's their problem, between the agent and the owner (who, BTW, has also been, inspected and
approved, about 12 months ago), not mine.

I'd still have passed, no matter how rigorous the inspection may have been. And they know that.

Also, as I said, this is not a run-down public-housing dive populated by no-hopers and idiots. So
if you happen to be worried that any taxpayer money is at risk, rest easy. It isn't.

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Team Froggie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 7406 Sydney Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #287 - Aug 2^nd, 2014 at 4:01pm SMILE??? Fell out of my bloody chair......
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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 95461 Melbourne Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #288 - Aug 2^nd, 2014 at 6:52pm Mr Spock working out Rubik's cube:
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Kat Gold Member Offline Socialism IS the answer. Posts: 17709 Everywhere and no-where Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #289 - Aug 2^nd, 2014 at 7:28pm Team Froggie wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2014 at 4:01pm: SMILE??? Fell out of my bloody chair...... After doing likewise, I can see why.
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Andrei.Hicks Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 23818 Carlsbad, CA Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #290 - Aug 2^nd, 2014 at 8:21pm I got a smile driving up the M40 motorway. Saw a broken down bus with 60 guys stood on the grass waiting to be picked up. On the back of the bus "Frankfurt, Deutschland". World Cup winners eh?! Enjoy your wait fellas.....
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Reply #291 - Aug 2^nd, 2014 at 8:27pm

Andrei.Hicks wrote on Aug 2^nd, 2014 at 8:21pm:

I got a smile driving up the M40 motorway.
Saw a broken down bus with 60 guys stood on the grass waiting to be picked up.

On the back of the bus "Frankfurt, Deutschland".

World Cup winners eh?! Enjoy your wait fellas.....

Very funny - England will never recover from the last world cup.

They didn't even make the first round. - losers.

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Life_goes_on Gold Member Offline Posts: 4772 400kms south of Yobsville, Qld Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #292 - Aug 11^th, 2014 at 9:43pm Longy still having a sook over the 2010 Election result.
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Team Froggie Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 7406 Sydney Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #293 - Aug 25^th, 2014 at 9:29pm Sent to me today. Full screen and turn up sound.
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Reply #294 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 8:29pm

From my inbox.....

Japanese Sex..............

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly
erotic sex:

Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife replies: Kowanini!

Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!

I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this.
As if you understand Japanese!

Unbelievable!

I knew you would read anything as long as it is about sex. You need help!!

Cheesy

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Bobby. Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 95461 Melbourne Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #295 - Aug 26^th, 2014 at 9:58pm I showed a friend this clip for a laugh: It's still funny no matter how many times I watch it.
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Reply #296 - Aug 27^th, 2014 at 2:51pm

The cost benefit analysis released today by MALCOLM TURNBULL Shocked

- let me just adjust my suit and try to muster old dignity Roll Eyes

- go team of old men who have wives who despair for this world Cry

- go team like wtf Embarrassed

- ... oooooooh, lookie: Now Joe Hockey is going to get the kids revved up with hope f'nnn lol Grin

.......like, people died for this country mate jebus....................... Angry

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*Sure....they're anti competitive as any subsidised job is. It wouldn't be there without the tax payer. Very damned difficult for a brainwashed collectivist to understand that I know.... (swaggy) *

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Kat Gold Member Offline Socialism IS the answer. Posts: 17709 Everywhere and no-where Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #297 - Aug 27^th, 2014 at 2:53pm BatteriesNotIncluded wrote on Aug 27^th, 2014 at 2:51pm: The cost benefit analysis released today by MALCOLM TURNBULL Yeah, I got a laugh out of that too.
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Reply #298 - Aug 27^th, 2014 at 2:57pm

Kat wrote on Aug 27^th, 2014 at 2:53pm:

BatteriesNotIncluded wrote on Aug 27^th, 2014 at 2:51pm:

The cost benefit analysis released today by MALCOLM TURNBULL Shocked

Yeah, I got a laugh out of that too.

- like wtbugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggger : i'm almost praying for a terrorist attack oh wait it's already here like seriously... people died for this!! Embarrassed

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*Sure....they're anti competitive as any subsidised job is. It wouldn't be there without the tax payer. Very damned difficult for a brainwashed collectivist to understand that I know.... (swaggy) *

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Reply #299 - Sep 4^th, 2014 at 8:59pm

From my inbox......
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It was April, and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Central Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea. He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked, ‘Is the coming winter in this area going to be cold?’

The meteorologist responded, ‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold.’

So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again...

‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?’

The meteorologist again replied, ‘Yes, it’s going to be a very cold winter.’

The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again.

‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’ he asked.

‘Absolutely,’ the man replied. ‘It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.’

‘How can you be so sure?’ the elder asked.

The weatherman replied, ‘Our satellites have reported that the Aboriginals in the North are collecting firewood like crazy, and that’s always a sure sign.’

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