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True Blue... Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3748 Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #105 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 7:23am Emma wrote on Dec 14^th, 2013 at 10:49pm: hearing the coughs and grunts of a male Koala. freaks me out...
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True Blue... Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3748 Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #106 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 7:25am Emma wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 12:47am: oh yeah and I'd say all you wankers are about a 3. Only losers fantasise like you lot of misfits. put your picture up emma and we'll rate you as well... I bet we can also tell if you take it up the butt or not...
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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #107 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 8:04am OMG!!!! he thinks he's on his sex for losers porn chat board
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Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today???
Reply #108 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 10:31am

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 6:40am:

John Smith wrote on Dec 13^th, 2013 at 5:20pm:

Kat wrote on Dec 11^th, 2013 at 9:56am:

Just speaking to the agent for my unit.

They did a snap inspection of the place on Monday with the owner of the complex (I was at work at the time).

Passed with flying colours. Again.

I was actually complimented on the condition of my unit and garden.

Gotta be a smile in that!

Snap Inspection? Illegal ... they are required to give you proper notice

24 hours, to be exact.

24 for a repair ... inspection is 7 days ... to be exact!

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Reply #109 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 11:16am

John Smith wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 10:31am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 6:40am:

John Smith wrote on Dec 13^th, 2013 at 5:20pm:

Kat wrote on Dec 11^th, 2013 at 9:56am:

Just speaking to the agent for my unit.

They did a snap inspection of the place on Monday with the owner of the complex (I was at work at the time).

Passed with flying colours. Again.

I was actually complimented on the condition of my unit and garden.

Gotta be a smile in that!

Snap Inspection? Illegal ... they are required to give you proper notice

24 hours, to be exact.

24 for a repair ... inspection is 7 days ... to be exact!

Spoil sport.

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Reply #110 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 11:23am

What makes me smile every day is when the cat I rescued from abusive owners hops up onto the table and repeatedly bumps his head against my head and then wipes his saliva all over my face to tell me that my ass belongs to HIM. Grin

I've never had a better cat in 23 years. He is the only cat in 23 years that has kept stray males from biting my other cats that then cost a motsa at the vets for treatment of abscesses.

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True Blue... Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3748 Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #111 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 12:50pm Went Xmas shopping today and purchased 2 new Microsoft Surface PROs.. one for me and one for the Mrs ... a new WiFi scales that sends an electrical pulse though your body to check your BMI etc and, a new 7 inch WiFi game thingo for my granddaughter now for the credit card
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Andrei.Hicks Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 23818 Carlsbad, CA Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #112 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 1:15pm Made me smile? Walking into a Taco Bell on arrival into the United States. Man I miss Taco Bell.
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Kat Gold Member Offline Socialism IS the answer. Posts: 17709 Everywhere and no-where Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #113 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 3:39pm ANOTHER effing double-post. Sorry! This is not my doing, it must be a bug in the forum. Been getting them regularly lately.
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Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today???
Reply #114 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 3:42pm

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 11:16am:

John Smith wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 10:31am:

Lord Herbert wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 6:40am:

John Smith wrote on Dec 13^th, 2013 at 5:20pm:

Kat wrote on Dec 11^th, 2013 at 9:56am:

Just speaking to the agent for my unit.

They did a snap inspection of the place on Monday with the owner of the complex (I was at work at the time).

Passed with flying colours. Again.

I was actually complimented on the condition of my unit and garden.

Gotta be a smile in that!

Snap Inspection? Illegal ... they are required to give you proper notice

24 hours, to be exact.

24 for a repair ... inspection is 7 days ... to be exact!

Spoil sport.

As I said, it was all good. My place will easily stand a snap-inspection, and the
reason given for the change of date was fair enough.

I was a bit worried about the owner seeing how many bicycles I have here, but
that was cool. The agent does know about them. Currently, there are approx.
14 of them (no, they're not all mine, several belong to the Men's Shed).

This one ↓↓ lives indoors... it's my favourite, and is worth a few dollars. It's
completely original in every way, except the saddle.

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Lord Herbert Gold Member Offline Posts: 34441 Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #115 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 4:13pm Kat wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 3:39pm: ANOTHER effing double-post. Sorry! This is not my doing, it must be a bug in the forum. Been getting them regularly lately.
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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #116 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 5:07pm Andrei.Hicks wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 1:15pm: Made me smile? Walking into a Taco Bell on arrival into the United States. Man I miss Taco Bell. mmmmm........diarrhea wrapped in a tortilla
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39227 Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #117 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 5:23pm Bloody thing don't bloody work! Take #2! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imagesq=tbn:ANd9GcSUxZcoNoWRZLPX6c0vIk6R60j0xFQ_dicMb9YZdaLdzaQ-M28h effing thing!
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77082 Gender:	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #118 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 5:48pm put up a retractable awning ... looks good, works as it's meant to, and it's been up for over 2 hrs and not fallen off .... makes me smile
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Ex Dame Pansi Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 24168	Re: What Got a Smile out of You, Today??? Reply #119 - Dec 15^th, 2013 at 6:04pm Aussie wrote on Dec 15^th, 2013 at 5:23pm: Bloody thing don't bloody work! Take #2! [url]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUxZcoNoWRZLPX6c0vIk6R60j0xFQ_dicMb9YZdaLdzaQ-M28h[/url] effing thing! Aussie, when it says encrypted it won't allow you to copy the pic.
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