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Sep 22nd, 2013 at 8:00pm
 


Let's predict the "news" on Channel 7 tonight, shall we?

"Two planes don't collide"

"Shark swims in the ocean"

"Football team plays football"

"Weather happens, and cars have to turn on windscreen wipers"


Thanks Rick and Sue: what would we do without you?


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Reply #1 - Sep 22nd, 2013 at 8:01pm
 
Quote:
Weather happens, and cars have to turn on windscreen wipers"


This is my bet.
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Reply #2 - Sep 22nd, 2013 at 8:04pm
 
... wrote on Sep 22nd, 2013 at 8:01pm:
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Weather happens, and cars have to turn on windscreen wipers"


This is my bet.



Let's just hope they've got some footage.

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Reply #3 - Sep 22nd, 2013 at 8:35pm
 
Im betting there was a story about the dockers, complete with footage of people dressed in purple yelling and/or waving scarves.

Can you confirm?
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Reply #4 - Sep 22nd, 2013 at 8:42pm
 
... wrote on Sep 22nd, 2013 at 8:35pm:
Im betting there was a story about the dockers, complete with footage of people dressed in purple yelling and/or waving scarves.

Can you confirm?



Can't confirm (didn't watch).

However, I have no doubt that you're correct (pretty sure the weather girl would have wished them luck too).

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Reply #5 - Sep 23rd, 2013 at 7:04am
 

Tonight should be easy:

"Windy weather blows down trees".

Complete with on-the-scene interviews and SES workers using chainsaws in the background.

Thank you Rick and Sue.

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Reply #6 - Sep 23rd, 2013 at 10:11am
 
I will say this for Seven. I've noticed that their throws to outside reporters are instantaneous, whereas you get momentary time gaps with some other channels, particularly the ABC.
They must have superior technology.
For news I watch mainly ABC24 but I will go to Seven to hear about all the shootings and other rubbish.
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Reply #7 - Sep 23rd, 2013 at 8:14pm
 

"What the One Direction boys got up to before their first Australian show".

I kid you not.

Thank you Rick and Sue.

"News" will never be the same.

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Reply #8 - Sep 23rd, 2013 at 8:33pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 23rd, 2013 at 8:14pm:
"What the One Direction boys got up to before their first Australian show".

I kid you not.

Thank you Rick and Sue.

"News" will never be the same.




screwing groupies is a bit raunchy for the 6pm slot innit?
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Reply #9 - Sep 23rd, 2013 at 8:38pm
 
... wrote on Sep 23rd, 2013 at 8:33pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 23rd, 2013 at 8:14pm:
"What the One Direction boys got up to before their first Australian show".

I kid you not.

Thank you Rick and Sue.

"News" will never be the same.




screwing groupies is a bit raunchy for the 6pm slot innit?



Actually, I think they were playing mini golf,or something gay like that.

I'm guessing pussy isn't too high on their priority list.




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Reply #10 - Sep 24th, 2013 at 8:19am
 
They're in their 20's.  The little bastards'd be slaying tons of pussy, even if their agent wants them to continue with the wholesome image that got them where they are.
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Reply #11 - Sep 24th, 2013 at 9:49pm
 
... wrote on Sep 24th, 2013 at 8:19am:
They're in their 20's.  The little bastards'd be slaying tons of pussy, even if their agent wants them to continue with the wholesome image that got them where they are.



I get the feeling that a few of them aren't interested in pussy.


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Reply #12 - Sep 25th, 2013 at 12:46pm
 
You mean....hommerthexual?  In showbiz???  Such a thing is unheard of.
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Reply #13 - Nov 24th, 2013 at 10:50am
 

Bound to be an hour long bulletin tonight, with Rick Ardon reporting from the beach (how will he keep his hair down in all that wind?).


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-11-24/beaches-remain-closed-after-fatal-gracetow...
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Reply #14 - Nov 24th, 2013 at 11:46am
 
Gracetown eh?  Seems to be the "summer bay" of WA.
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