LADIES MAN: Tony Abbott boning up on nipple clamps, spanking, kink & domination to get inside the female mind


There seems to be no limit to Tony Abbott’s commitment to women, reports a Sunday newspaper that probably won’t be around next year to see him elected our nation’s leader. They report him admitting to reading 50 Shades of Grey, so-called “mummy porn” that according to the dubious source of Wikipedia is “notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism.” That he admitted it to a newspaper known for its anti-Liberal sentiment was perhaps even more of a shock than his choice of in-flight entertainment.

Each to their own, although Christians are not impressed with the whole 50 Shades thing and some feminists think it’s a plot to subvert equality of a kind that not even Rolls-Royce state-sponsored child-care arrangements could repair.

The way the book got published is far more interesting to us than reading about someone being whipped, clamped or having hot pokers inserted or whatever goes down. Initially written as online fan-fiction for Twilight, the author moved it to her own website, then pitched it to a book publisher before it went off like a desperate housewife.

It was thought to have really taken off because of the e-reader/tablet phenomenon where a chap or chapette can discreetly read a bit of smut without everyone noticing the cover. Now, in between engagements healing the sick and injured, the alternate Prime Minister of Australia is carrying it around in his briefcase, unabashed. Good for him.

http://www.vexnews.com/2012/07/ladies-man-tony-abbott-boning-up-on-nipple-clamps...

I don't know about Mrs Abbott, but Mr Abbott is renowned for spanking- the monkey.