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Reply #15 - Jan 21st, 2015 at 5:22pm
 
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes
from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Am ringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

I offered my opponents a deal:
"if they stop telling lies about me,
I will stop telling the truth about them".
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

A politician is a fellow who will lay down
your life for his country.
~ Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman


I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious
a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city,
it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)

We hang petty thieves and appoint the bigger thieves to public office.
~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being
governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician



       When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become PM;
I'm beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who,
when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writer

What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution.
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution .......!!!

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Reply #16 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:15pm
 
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BAN ALL THESE ABO SITES RECOGNITIONS.

ALL AUSTRALIA IS FOR ALL AUSTRALIANS!
 
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Reply #17 - Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm
 
Redmond Neck wrote on Jan 24th, 2015 at 2:15pm:



hahaha

funniest thing I've seen in ages .....



I imagine it'd be even funnier if I understood what they were saying Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
 
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Reply #18 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 5:19pm
 
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OK who is going to admit it?
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Reply #19 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 5:32pm
 
Ah - so that's the rule of thumb.. lessee now.... hell of a long thumb.....
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Reply #20 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 5:33pm
 
Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #21 - Jan 26th, 2015 at 8:31pm
 
Black Orchid wrote on Jan 26th, 2015 at 5:19pm:


OK, you got me, I must be a woman. I wonder what the wife will say!?
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Reply #22 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 11:51am
 
Maybe she is measuring her thumb?    Grin
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Reply #23 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 12:27pm
 
Black Orchid wrote on Jan 27th, 2015 at 11:51am:
Maybe she is measuring her thumb?    Grin


Hmm, I'll have to ho gave a peek. Embarrassed
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Reply #24 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 12:33pm
 
Setanta wrote on Jan 27th, 2015 at 12:27pm:
Black Orchid wrote on Jan 27th, 2015 at 11:51am:
Maybe she is measuring her thumb?    Grin


Hmm, I'll have to ho gave a peek. Embarrassed


Go in stealth   Grin
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Reply #25 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 1:58pm
 
Black Orchid wrote on Jan 27th, 2015 at 12:33pm:
Setanta wrote on Jan 27th, 2015 at 12:27pm:
Black Orchid wrote on Jan 27th, 2015 at 11:51am:
Maybe she is measuring her thumb?    Grin


Hmm, I'll have to ho gave a peek. Embarrassed


Go in stealth   Grin


I sneaked up on her, she was outside in the garden, her thumbs! They're green! What does that mean?
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Reply #26 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 2:29pm
 
chlamydia
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Reply #27 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 2:40pm
 
aquascoot wrote on Jan 27th, 2015 at 2:29pm:
chlamydia


Of the thumbs? Huh
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Reply #28 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 3:24pm
 
It could be worse.  They could be brown   Shocked
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Reply #29 - Jan 27th, 2015 at 3:45pm
 
Black Orchid wrote on Jan 27th, 2015 at 3:24pm:
It could be worse.  They could be brown   Shocked


Thank heavens for small mercies, eh? Grin

I'll just think of them as lean green dick measuring machines.
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