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Aug 23rd, 2011 at 8:09am
 
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Sound like good advice? Grin
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Reply #1 - Aug 23rd, 2011 at 8:29am
 
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Reply #2 - Aug 23rd, 2011 at 4:10pm
 
pic of greys face

thats good for a laugh
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Reply #4 - Jan 6th, 2015 at 8:36am
 
How many days in one week? Ask a body builder...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1
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Reply #5 - Jan 6th, 2015 at 1:25pm
 
freediver wrote on Jan 6th, 2015 at 8:36am:
How many days in one week? Ask a body builder...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1



that was hillarious to read .... to many steroids Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #6 - Jan 6th, 2015 at 6:13pm
 
freediver wrote on Jan 6th, 2015 at 8:36am:
How many days in one week? Ask a body builder...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1



that must have reminded you of reading some of your threads..lol.... maybe gregs on steroids... Grin Grin
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Reply #9 - Jan 7th, 2015 at 7:34am
 
freediver wrote on Jan 6th, 2015 at 8:36am:
How many days in one week? Ask a body builder...

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1


that's the best laught I have had for ages  Smiley

I only read the first page up until the goal posts were moved from a 7 day week to a 31 day month, by then I had tears running down my face
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TGYH S03E04 - Rebel Wilson
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Rosie wrote on Jan 19th, 2015 at 10:45am:


Optical Rectalitis... the bubbles get into the optic nerves and give a man a crappy outlook on life....
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Reply #14 - Jan 21st, 2015 at 9:50am
 
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry his entire purchases home?

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 27 Lilly Pilly Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'

The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'

'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl to her destination. On the way he said 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time..

The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'

The farmer objected, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'

The old lady gently smiled, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens .
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