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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #30 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:35pm
 
chicken_lipsforme wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:25pm:
sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 12:52pm:
As if one fool wasn't bad enough, we'd get a Bishop as a deputy liberal leader and Joyce as Deputy PM.

Let's look at the potential team:

PM: Tony Mad Monk Abbott
Deputy PM: Barnacle Bill Joyce
Deputy Liberal Leader and Minister for Foreign Affairs: Julie Evil Stare Bishop
Treasurer: Hockey, representing the true Capitalist fat cat
Finance: "Don't know how to look happy or know when I'm being told to shut up" Robb
Environment: Greg "I don't know my math" Hunt
Education: "I sound like Julia Gillard" Pyne
Health: "I look like a Dope and Sound like a Hillbilly" Dutton
Ageing: "I know my role very well because I've been around since 1785. Now, where's my black servant gone to?'" Bishop
Immigration: Scott KKK Morrison
Family, Housing and Human Services: Kevin "HAIL HITLER" Andrews

And then on the backbench we'll still have the skeleton of Ruddock, shadowing over.

I shudder to imagine... this team is totally screwed.





This is choice.
We have just had four years of the most inept, incompetent team of political Mr Magoo's bumbling and stumbling from one blunder to another costing the taxpayers billions in the process.
All of it their own making, and here comes a lefty bagging the next potential Liberal government.
You really have to be joking.


As per normal, I have never said that the current Federal Government is good. I'm simply making the point that you don't go from bad to worse.  And in this case, with the people on the Coalition's side, with their quite evident nuttiness, you simply wouldn't ever allow any of them into a government ever again.  Especially since some of them have been in one in the past, and we know just how well they did...
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #31 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:37pm
 
chicken_lipsforme wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:27pm:
skippy. wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 2:33pm:
beware, still cant post up a policy from Abbott. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



Your not blonde are you skippy?
You know as well as anyone that the Opposition in any political party don't announce policies until just prior to an election.


Any opposition that tries to show itself off as an alternative government must be able to actually give us a view of what they would do in government. Especially when it's a minority government, and as longie always likes to point out, quite easy for them to get in before an election. 

So....where ARE these policies?  What will the coalition actually do?
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #32 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:47pm
 
Now that is a good selection. Seems to be getting the greens supporting running around like headless chooks. Thats good enough for me.
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #33 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:51pm
 
progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:47pm:
Now that is a good selection. Seems to be getting the greens supporting running around like headless chooks. Thats good enough for me.


Grin Grin Grin Grin
who is running around like a headless chook? Except of course for Hunt and for Dutton...
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #34 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 4:14pm
 
Abbott and Joyce???
My god what a team!
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Reply #35 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 4:22pm
 
I see Abbott and Joyce more as Boris Karloff & Barny Rubble playing in the * Movie  ~'How the Grinchs stole our Enviroment'  

* That's a B grade movie of course.
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #36 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 6:15pm
 
chicken_lipsforme wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:27pm:
skippy. wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 2:33pm:
beware, still cant post up a policy from Abbott. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



Your not blonde are you skippy?
You know as well as anyone that the Opposition in any political party don't announce policies until just prior to an election.

Well I know an opposition led by Abbott doesn't, small target strategy. Abbott and his support base much prefer to bitch and whine about Labor, but never announce an alternative policy.
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #37 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 7:07pm
 
skippy. wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 6:15pm:
chicken_lipsforme wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 3:27pm:
skippy. wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 2:33pm:
beware, still cant post up a policy from Abbott. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



Your not blonde are you skippy?
You know as well as anyone that the Opposition in any political party don't announce policies until just prior to an election.

Well I know an opposition led by Abbott doesn't, small target strategy. Abbott and his support base much prefer to bitch and whine about Labor, but never announce an alternative policy.

Abbott's team....winners
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #38 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 7:15pm
 
sir prince duke alevine wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 12:54pm:
Oh and:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/julia-gillard-warns-barnaby-joyce-could-be-deputy-pm-under-a-future-coalition-government/story-fn59niix-1226041388861


Finally she has admitted they will lose the oncoming election whether now or in 2013 after the carbon or green tax is imposed .. so this tax is not reality worked .. but why ..??.. now people can see all the scam as has been revealed by Gilliar ..
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Reply #39 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:15pm
 
At this stage we are two plus years out and that is plenty of time to rid ourselves of Abbott. He and his team are droll with no direction or inspiration. They cannot rule it would be the end. We need Turnbul.

If Julia keeps her head and can manage to finally get some of the administration of projects right you will find she will have much to talk about at the next election, remember all the big problems were after all Rudds and the BER problems were NSW and Vic government admin not Federal issues.
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #40 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:20pm
 
nairbe wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:15pm:
At this stage we are two plus years out and that is plenty of time to rid ourselves of Abbott. He and his team are droll with no direction or inspiration. They cannot rule it would be the end. We need Turnbul.

If Julia keeps her head and can manage to finally get some of the administration of projects right you will find she will have much to talk about at the next election, remember all the big problems were after all Rudds and the BER problems were NSW and Vic government admin not Federal issues.

lol. Labrats still thinking that Juliar will have anything but "there will be no carbon tax under a government I lead" played every 5 seconds. lol

Abbott is going no-where and is staying at the leadership of liberals, so pull your head in and get rid of your precious Juliar "there will be no carbon tax under a government I lead" and while your at it, you may want to get rid of labor and put in something clean and fresh.
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #41 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:23pm
 
progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 7:07pm:
Abbott's team....winners


In the Charlie Sheen sense of the word, maybe...
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So tell me, you'd like to see more and more craphouse coloured people in Australia right?&&Yeah good idea moron.&&
 
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #42 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:25pm
 
astro_surf wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:23pm:
progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 7:07pm:
Abbott's team....winners


In the Charlie Sheen sense of the word, maybe...

Tiger blood. Winners.
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #43 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:50pm
 
nairbe wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:15pm:
At this stage we are two plus years out and that is plenty of time to rid ourselves of Abbott. He and his team are droll with no direction or inspiration. They cannot rule it would be the end. We need Turnbul.

If Julia keeps her head and can manage to finally get some of the administration of projects right you will find she will have much to talk about at the next election, remember all the big problems were after all Rudds and the BER problems were NSW and Vic government admin not Federal issues.



What the??? Are you for real!!
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Re: Joyce as Deputy PM in an Abbott Government
Reply #44 - Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:58pm
 
progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:25pm:
astro_surf wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 8:23pm:
progressiveslol wrote on Apr 19th, 2011 at 7:07pm:
Abbott's team....winners


In the Charlie Sheen sense of the word, maybe...

Tiger blood. Winners.


Yeah, ie. bat-s**t insane.
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So tell me, you'd like to see more and more craphouse coloured people in Australia right?&&Yeah good idea moron.&&
 
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