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Kate and William to marry.
Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:25pm
 
Is this marriage important to you?
Should we have a Pom  as our next King?

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Reply #1 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:26pm
 
He could do better IMO. He obviously could have any woman he wants in the world; why settle on Kate Middleton? Not that she isn't attractive but he is Prince William.
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Reply #3 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:33pm
 
IMO - In my opinion.

As for the king, ummm, who else is our next King supposed to be other than a pom?

And our next King is Charlie
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Reply #4 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:35pm
 
Verge wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:33pm:
IMO - In my opinion.

As for the king, ummm, who else is our next King supposed to be other than a pom?

And our next King is Charlie


I say Bobby the Bat for King   Grin
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Reply #5 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:48pm
 
YAWN!  They have been screwing for a decade.  Big Deal that she has passed the various Royal tests.  She no longer wants to be referred to as Kate and now is Catherine! Typical Pommy BS.

Wills will be bald before he is 35.

I think Wills should give up his place "in line" and let Harry be King Henry the 9th.  Grin

Nobody gives a Rats anyway.ii






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Reply #6 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:59pm
 
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They have been screwing for a decade.


I don't think so - Kate has saved herself until she's married.
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Reply #7 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:01pm
 
william is cute, but harry is more interesting.
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Reply #8 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:05pm
 
Freya Darkmoon wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:01pm:
william is cute, but harry is more interesting.


Hasn't a DNA test on Harry been refused?
They are scared that he's not Charle's son. Grin
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Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:59pm:
Peter.
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They have been screwing for a decade.


I don't think so - Kate has saved herself until she's married.


Sure!  She is already heading for 30 and lost her innocent glow at least 10 years ago.  You're just getting past it where anything under 50 looks young.  Grin
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Reply #10 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:17pm
 
PeterPan wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:09pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:59pm:
Peter.
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They have been screwing for a decade.


I don't think so - Kate has saved herself until she's married.


Sure!  She is already heading for 30 and lost her innocent glow at least 10 years ago.  You're just getting past it where anything under 50 looks young.  Grin


She looks very attractive to me.
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Reply #11 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:21pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:17pm:
PeterPan wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:09pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:59pm:
Peter.
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They have been screwing for a decade.


I don't think so - Kate has saved herself until she's married.


Sure!  She is already heading for 30 and lost her innocent glow at least 10 years ago.  You're just getting past it where anything under 50 looks young.  Grin


She looks very attractive to me.


She's got no boobs. He is being ripped off by a boobless twat Sad

Anyway why don't they get a normal job and pay tax like normal people instead of bleeding countless amounts of money out of the tax payers for their lavish wedding ceremonies Sad
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Reply #12 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:23pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:17pm:
PeterPan wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:09pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:59pm:
Peter.
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They have been screwing for a decade.


I don't think so - Kate has saved herself until she's married.


Sure!  She is already heading for 30 and lost her innocent glow at least 10 years ago.  You're just getting past it where anything under 50 looks young.  Grin


She looks very attractive to me.



That's 'caus you are smacking ancient.   Do you think for one second that she would notice you?
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Reply #13 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:27pm
 
Sir lastnail wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:21pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:17pm:
PeterPan wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:09pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:59pm:
Peter.
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They have been screwing for a decade.


I don't think so - Kate has saved herself until she's married.


Sure!  She is already heading for 30 and lost her innocent glow at least 10 years ago.  You're just getting past it where anything under 50 looks young.  Grin


She looks very attractive to me.


She's got no boobs. He is being ripped off by a boobless twat Sad

Anyway why don't they get a normal job and pay tax like normal people instead of bleeding countless amounts of money out of the tax payers for their lavish wedding ceremonies Sad


Wills is what? almost 30? Time he settled down into one of the Palaces and produced a couple of brats.

I was checking out his crotch and he has no sign of a prick or balls.  Wink
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Reply #14 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:34pm
 
PeterPan wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:23pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:17pm:
PeterPan wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:09pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:59pm:
Peter.
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They have been screwing for a decade.


I don't think so - Kate has saved herself until she's married.


Sure!  She is already heading for 30 and lost her innocent glow at least 10 years ago.  You're just getting past it where anything under 50 looks young.  Grin


She looks very attractive to me.



That's 'caus you are smacking ancient.   Do you think for one second that she would notice you?


I am not young anymore but are you trying to tell me
that you couldn't bar up for her?
You must be a homo.
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Reply #15 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:38pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:34pm:
PeterPan wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:23pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:17pm:
PeterPan wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:09pm:
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:59pm:
Peter.
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They have been screwing for a decade.


I don't think so - Kate has saved herself until she's married.


Sure!  She is already heading for 30 and lost her innocent glow at least 10 years ago.  You're just getting past it where anything under 50 looks young.  Grin


She looks very attractive to me.



That's 'caus you are smacking ancient.   Do you think for one second that she would notice you?


I am not young anymore but are you trying to tell me
that you couldn't bar up for her?
You must be a homo.


he should get some bird with a good set of jugs, that way he can give her a royal pearl necklace Wink
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Reply #16 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:41pm
 
Nail.
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he should get some bird with a good set of jugs, that way he can give her a royal pearl necklace


Nail - you are showing disrespect for authority.
You are talking about your next possible King.
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Reply #17 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:49pm
 
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why settle on Kate Middleton?


From what I've read on the internet, I believe there are three reasons.

1. She's "backdoor friendly".
2. She has several hot friends who are more than willing to join in on a bit of three way rumpy pumpy.

And finally, and what I believe is the clincher:

3. She does this thing with her tongue.....
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Reply #18 - Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:57pm
 
Life_goes_on wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:49pm:
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why settle on Kate Middleton?


From what I've read on the internet, I believe there are three reasons.

1. She's "backdoor friendly".
2. She has several hot friends who are more than willing to join in on a bit of three way rumpy pumpy.

And finally, and what I believe is the clincher:

3. She does this thing with her tongue.....



That's terrible - show respect for your future King & Queen.
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That's terrible - show respect for your future King & Queen


I fail to see how my pointing out our future bit of royal strumpet's obvious "talents" is anything but "respect".

Respect!
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LOL...settle down, donkeys...

She's attractive enough to fulfil her roles, to make for nice royal family portraits with one or two handsome heirs - and adequately equipped in the boob department (for breastfeeding, as well as for her inevitable role of 'walking coat hanger' for designer labels)...



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Reply #21 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 5:53am
 
Just heard Red Symons on the radio talking about the engagement ring being a bit creepy.
A listener probably summed it up very well by saying "nice gesture from him, but a bit creepy for her".

Red had me in stitches when he said "Diana might've been wearing that ring at her very last gasp". Then he made a gasping sound and said, " Oops, shouldn't have done that really. Too late now, it's done. Gotta live with it now".
Grin Had to be there I s'pose.





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Reply #22 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:21am
 
Amadd wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 5:53am:
Just heard Red Symons on the radio talking about the engagement ring being a bit creepy.
A listener probably summed it up very well by saying "nice gesture from him, but a bit creepy for her".

Red had me in stitches when he said "Diana might've been wearing that ring at her very last gasp". Then he made a gasping sound and said, " Oops, shouldn't have done that really. Too late now, it's done. Gotta live with it now".
Grin Had to be there I s'pose.




It is spooky & I would not have  done that if I were Harry.
Start afresh with a new ring.
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Reply #23 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:29am
 
I'd like to know why Catherine is referred to as Kate.
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Equitist wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 11:06pm:
LOL...settle down, donkeys...

She's attractive enough to fulfil her roles, to make for nice royal family portraits with one or two handsome heirs - and adequately equipped in the boob department (for breastfeeding, as well as for her inevitable role of 'walking coat hanger' for designer labels)...







Yeah she's bonkable!
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Reply #25 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:36am
 
Bobby. wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 6:25pm:
Is this marriage important to you?



No it's not important to me. But it's important to the women's magazines and tabloids.
I wonder how long it will be before the british tabloids turn on her.
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Life_goes_on wrote on Nov 17th, 2010 at 7:49pm:
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why settle on Kate Middleton?


From what I've read on the internet, I believe there are three reasons.

1. She's "backdoor friendly".
2. She has several hot friends who are more than willing to join in on a bit of three way rumpy pumpy.

And finally, and what I believe is the clincher:

3. She does this thing with her tongue.....




HA HA HA HA HA



And she has a younger sister!!!!
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and another

can understand why she's known as Pippa...she gets my seed all right!!!

wonder who her friend is too

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tickfen wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:47am:
can understand why she's known as Pippa...she gets my seed all right!!!


Would she want it though?
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ok who is best, Kate or Pippa?


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mantra wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:58am:
tickfen wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:47am:
can understand why she's known as Pippa...she gets my seed all right!!!


Would she want it though?



HA HA HA HA HA



good one...yeah she looks like a spitter!!!!
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Reply #31 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 9:39am
 
Kate is quite a good looking filly.
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Reply #32 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 9:46am
 
tickfen wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:29am:
I'd like to know why Catherine is referred to as Kate.



It's an informal version of the name, like Elizabeth can be Beth, Betty, Liza or Lizzie, James can be Jim, Jimmy or Jamie, Albert can be Bert, Francis can be Frank, and Alexander can be Aleck, Alex or Sandy.

It's an old tradition that totally escapes some of the younger generation, including police. Give them a short form of your name and some of them might think you're using an alias. It really is a worry.  
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Reply #33 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 9:56am
 
tickfen wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 9:07am:
mantra wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:58am:
tickfen wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:47am:
can understand why she's known as Pippa...she gets my seed all right!!!


Would she want it though?



HA HA HA HA HA



good one...yeah she looks like a spitter!!!!



She looks about 16, you dirty old bastard. Paedophile Alert!
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A royal watcher on channel 9 last night said
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" Her Mother was an air hostess & one of her grandfather's was a coal miner -
she just doesn't have the right breeding for this job"

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Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 9:56am:
tickfen wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 9:07am:
mantra wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:58am:
tickfen wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 8:47am:
can understand why she's known as Pippa...she gets my seed all right!!!


Would she want it though?



HA HA HA HA HA



good one...yeah she looks like a spitter!!!!



She looks about 16, you dirty old bastard. Paedophile Alert!




Self confession there by Pansi.....


Oh and Pippa is 27 you dumb bugger!


bwaaaaaahaaaaaaa
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Reply #36 - Nov 18th, 2010 at 12:04pm
 
Just read in The Age -
Kate is the first commoner to be getting married to the British royals in 300 years.

Fancy the royals mixing with we common people?
It's shameful.
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In OTHER palace news ...




Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are increasingly living separate lives, amid reports the couple's three-decade-long relationship is heading for the rocks following a series of blazing rows in front of staff.

As the couple marked their third wedding anniversary last week, friends have revealed that Charles and Camilla are constantly at each other's throats, as they struggle to make their marriage work.

The Duchess of Cornwall was noticeably absent when Charles accompanied Prince William and Kate Middleton on a skiing trip to the royals' favourite ski resort in the Swiss Alps during the last week of March.

Sources have told the UK's Mail On Sunday newspaper that the situation has become so tenuous that even the presence of Palace staff is not enough to cool down the couple's bitter fighting.

"The rows have been escalating over the past three months," a Palace source told the paper. "The staff is getting tired of it, because you can't help but hear the shouting ... as you can imagine, it's hugely embarrassing when that happens."

As tension between the two continues to grow, Camilla has been spending an increasing amount of time at her old family home, Ray Mill, 165km from the couple's Clarence House residence, often flying in at a moment's notice by helicopter.

"She is happy to spend time at Ray Mill," a close friend told the paper. "Charles will never go down there to comfort her. He just sits it out."


http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/celebrity/celebrityheadlines/996484/camilla-and-...





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Reply #38 - Nov 20th, 2010 at 11:40am
 
Waity Katy just doesn't have the right breeding for this job.  Grin
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