Welcome Ephestion, we needed another extremist christian here, lmao.
Thank god for Jesus, or is it pronounced more like?, "Hey Zeus!"?? stop throwing lightning bolts at me ya mongrel"
On that note I could add, for the benefit of truth seekers, that I have incontravertible proof that god does not exist, by dint of the fact I have yet to be struck by a single bolt from the blue, in spite of my continued derision of all religions' "god" figurehead delusions.
I see you are skeptical, so I shall provide the proof, here, and now.
Pray for me now, I am performing this trick without the net of a promised afterlife.
Allah does not exist, and mohammed was a dirty old man!
Still here.
Jesus was most likely not even a real human being, but more likely a fictional creation of writers from the first century.
Still here.
If the god of the bible did exist, I would spit in his face for the disgustingly violent, homophobic, child murdering bastard that he was.
Still here.
Buddha was a happy looking fellow, but his self control is in serious question if he would be first pick for the biggest loser competition.
Still here.
Ra the sun god is a prick, I got sunburned the other day, he is a malignant bastard, and those spots on my back probably are too.
Still here.
Hinduism, well take your pick, this years funniest looking god award goes to????? India, hooray! Step up Ganesha to accept your prize, you can put it in the trunk, lol.
Still here.
So there you go Ephestrion, your god was no more able to smite me than allah, or ra, he is a p1ss weak god too it seems, so next time you are picking on someone elses god, don't forget, yours also failed the mozzaok, " I dare you to smite me" test.
I will finish with a little anti-deity ditty, to the tune of "Love Hurts".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc(in case you are unfamiliar with this slice of classic/fossil rock)
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God Sux, God's cruel,
God's mean, and fools,
any mind, too weak,
real truth, to seek
he makes a lot of pain,
makes a lot of pain,
God is like a bug,
gnawing at your brain
God sux
Oooooh Oohooh Ooh God sux
It's true I know
But even so
I know it's strange to you
You can't believe it's true
You need to learn a lot
need to learn a lot
Hell is not real flames
that burn you 'cos they're hot
God sux
Oooooh Oohooh Ooh God sux
A real god would be happiness,
blissfullness, togetherness
Your God don't mean none of this,
So he's not fooling me
I know it isn't true,
know it isn't true,
God is just a lie,
and it's deceiving you
God sux
Oooooh Oohooh Ooh God sux
Oooooh Oohooh Ooh God sux
(funky guitar solo, a bit of "devil" rock 'n' roll, lol)
I know it isn't true,
know it isn't true,
God is just a lie,
and it's deceiving you
God sux
Oooooh Oohooh Ooh God sux
Oooooh Oohooh Ooh God sux
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Finis
Apologies to Nazareth, an ironic twist of a name for the band that produced the inspiration for my atheist anthem, lol.
Just for the record, I do have a personal god, me, lmao, but it is true, we are all our own deities if we only choose to recognise it, but the real external, intangible that I tips me hat to is love, pure and simple, it is the alpha and omega, it is the be all, and end all, of the discussion, all else is superfluous details.