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Stan zemanick dead!
Jul 12th, 2007 at 11:56am
 
My favourite radio broadcaster has died Cry

http://au.news.yahoo.com/070705/2/13weq.html


He will be missed by many.
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Reply #1 - Jul 13th, 2007 at 12:09am
 
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My favourite radio broadcaster has died Cry

http://au.news.yahoo.com/070705/2/13weq.html


He will be missed by many.


Your favourite broadcaster?  Shocked Last time I checked... he was against racism, wanted equal rights for gays and was a big fan of multiculturalism.  Huh

Or have a been misled?
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Reply #2 - Jul 13th, 2007 at 10:09am
 
Everyone who knew him personally said he was really kind - but I found him to be a boorish redneck who was very abusive.
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Reply #3 - Jul 13th, 2007 at 10:26am
 
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Your favourite broadcaster?  Shocked Last time I checked... he was against racism, wanted equal rights for gays and was a big fan of multiculturalism.  Huh

Or have a been misled?


misled. i was a regular listener.
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Reply #4 - Jul 13th, 2007 at 7:38pm
 
Hmm okay. IN that case I suppose he'll be missed.

Mantra, are you only basing this off his beauty and the beast stint?
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Reply #5 - Sep 1st, 2008 at 2:23pm
 
So, I haven't missed Stan, but did this go too far, over the top??

The Eulogy Song (Chasers War)

My great grand father died this week.
I couldn’t stand him actually nobody could.
But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was, so..
I’d like to dedicate this song to you, Gramps.

He was very hard of hearing,
he was dull and domineering,
mysogenist cantankerous and vain.
He hit the bottle every night,
he hit my grandma out of spite,
and those stories about his bunyons were a pain.

But all that’s now forgotten,
once he took his final breath.
Yes even pricks turn into top blokes after death.

You don’t believe me?
Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..

Steve Irwin lived in khaki,
a cartoon kamikaze,
who taunted crocs and talked so frequently.

And Brocky was some revhead,
who pumped the air with pure lead,
so anti green he drove into a tree.

But all that was forgotten,
once they took their final breath.
Yes even tools turn into top blokes after death.

John Lennon chose the hippy life,
he chose some nutbag for a wife,
his songs were never quite as good as Paul’s.

Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers,
just one album, mostly covers,
more wailing than Japan does off our shores.

But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.

Princess Di was just a slut for sex,
when they looked in the car wreck,
her dress was wet with Arab semen stain.

Stan Zemanek was a racist jock,
Fatso, xenophobic cock,
whose views were more malignant than his brain.

But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even arseholes turn into top blokes after death.

It’s not how they lived that counts,
but how we rewrite the book.
When it comes to truth it’s best to use restraint,
it pays to throw away the facts
and have a rose coloured look.
When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.

Don Bradman was a total farce,
a grumpy, greedy tired-arse,
who couldn’t even score one run last time he played.

Kerry Packer was a brothel chief,
a tax cheat and a kidney thief.
and procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made.

But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even **** turn into top blokes after death.

Belinda Emmett was a…  (stopped by cast)

Remember all will be forgotten,
once we take our final breath..
yes even pervert motherf**kers,
even rampant child-abusers,
even local Baghdad looters,
even baby bunny rooters,
even reckless drunken drivers,
even rodent sperm imbibers,
even violent poofter bashers,
even public penis flashers,
even rotting corpse molesters,
even human piss ingesters,
even tiny kitten kickers,
even anal finger lickers,
even Anna ‘bloody’ Coren,
yes even she will be a top bloke after death.

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Reply #6 - Sep 1st, 2008 at 2:26pm
 
No, the chaser stuff is generally over the top, that's their style.
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Reply #7 - Sep 1st, 2008 at 2:42pm
 
Yes, it went way beyond the bounds of what it needed to do, to make it's point.

It was lampooning the principle of eulogising through rose coloured glasses, but vulgar disrespect was an appalling way to do it.
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Reply #8 - Sep 1st, 2008 at 2:58pm
 
Yep, I agree with both of you actually. It was actually genuinely funny, and mentally when he came to Belinda Emmett I thought Oh No!! Most of the lack of decorum could probably been attributed to the recentness of departure of some of the subjects.

Must admit I cringed and laughed. Confusing combination of emotions. Roll Eyes
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