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Reply #30 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 11:36am
 
aquascoot wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 7:55am:
RightSaidFred wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 7:13am:
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Sorry not really interested in anyone's tinpot theory if they think they have women figured out.

I often found the opposite, I am usually nice which often gets confused by some women as I am hitting on them and often attracts attention from others. Its case by case for me you need to be able to read a situation on its merits ..... but if you think you have some trick about fooling women then it will come back on you !



not fooling women at all.
but you have to understand where they are coming from.
we are historical creatures to the core.
we all carry baggage.
you say that it is a "tinpot" theory to try to "figure women out".
i say it is absolutley vital to communication in  a relationship to "figure women out" and to not do so is fatal  Wink


The whole thread is about puffing i.e. using one liners to have greater success, which I doubt is true., but even if it is your creating something that probably should not exist.

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Reply #31 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 11:53am
 
Indians and muslims don't need PU lines, they have rohypnol.
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Reply #32 - Mar 14th, 2018 at 12:01pm
 
Paki style

In what may be one of the worst British paedophile rings in recent history, girls were lured from their families to be drugged, beaten and raped, the newspaper said.
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Reply #33 - Mar 16th, 2018 at 9:41pm
 
Non specific ethnicity or religious affiliation (yeah right) Grooming gang pick up lines;
"does this hanky smell like chloroform to you?"
"does this lemonade have a funny chemical taste to you?"
"which gate do you use when you leave school?"
"hey little girl, any younger sisters at home?"
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
My anger over this issue is barely containable, and the fact that people in Britain who were also enraged by it are now serving 36 weeks and 18 weeks respectively for HATE crimes directed unfairly(according to the courts) by singling out a religion as having a link to these crimes.
I know the people involved are cock heads who go too far, but seriously, I would be locking up the THOUSANDS of men involved, and the 80% or greater members of their religious community, that knew about it, but did NOTHING to stop it, and the POLICE who also did NOTHING because this particular religion claims victimhood so loudly and so often that they were terrified to the point of uselessness by them.

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Reply #34 - Mar 16th, 2018 at 10:18pm
 
RightSaidFred wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 7:13am:
aquascoot

Sorry not really interested in anyone's tinpot theory if they think they have women figured out.


I often found the opposite, I am usually nice which often gets confused by some women as I am hitting on them and often attracts attention from others. Its case by case for me you need to be able to read a situation on its merits ..... but if you think you have some trick about fooling women then it will come back on you !



Groucho Marx said that if you can see through women you are missing the best parts.

He also said that behind every successful man there is a good woman, he went on to add that you just have to make sure that the wife doesn't find out.

Also: I have had a very good evening but this wasn't it.
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Reply #35 - Mar 16th, 2018 at 10:25pm
 
Do you have Moccona?



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Reply #36 - Mar 16th, 2018 at 11:09pm
 
Do you want to feel my beard?

We have another Nip in the house for a week, daughter of DiL's mother's friend. Sweet thing, seriously nice girl. She's never seen a beard like mine and she wanted to touch it and run her fingers through it. Of course I said "go for it". Even did the pull it up over my face my GD likes, she giggled.

Next is to ask if she's ever had a beard like mine run ever so slowly over her neck and ear...


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Reply #37 - Mar 17th, 2018 at 2:25am
 
I once worked as a Chicken Sexer (pays incredibly well, even if it is in the Top#10 of 'Worst jobs in the World')
At a pub, woman asks me what I do for a living?
"I'm a Chick Sexer!" I answer.
Intrigued she asks what a Chick Sexer does exactly?
"I check out chicks bums to see if they are male or female??"
*SLAP !! Shocked
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Reply #38 - Mar 18th, 2018 at 11:33am
 
Gordon wrote on Mar 14th, 2018 at 11:53am:
Indians and muslims don't need PU lines, they have rohypnol.


The number of times I read up facebook and youtube comments of Indians and Muslims trying to chat up women who are way out of their league, it is creepy. They even put in their mobile numbers. Do the subcontinentals and Middle Easterners really have that high opinion of themselves?
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Reply #39 - Mar 18th, 2018 at 11:58am
 
It's not cold. Why are your nipples hard?
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Reply #40 - Mar 18th, 2018 at 12:03pm
 
Jasin wrote on Mar 17th, 2018 at 2:25am:
I once worked as a Chicken Sexer (pays incredibly well, even if it is in the Top#10 of 'Worst jobs in the World')
At a pub, woman asks me what I do for a living?
"I'm a Chick Sexer!" I answer.
Intrigued she asks what a Chick Sexer does exactly?
"I check out chicks bums to see if they are male or female??"
*SLAP !! Shocked

is that the reason you are celibate lol-

and if not why ARE you celibate- serious question?
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Reply #41 - Mar 18th, 2018 at 12:09pm
 
Agnes wrote on Mar 18th, 2018 at 12:03pm:
[quote author=JaSin link=1173146374/37#37 date=1521217501]I once worked as a Chicken Sexer (pays incredibly well, even if it is in the Top#10 of 'Worst jobs in the World')
At a pub, woman asks me what I do for a living?
"I'm a Chick Sexer!" I answer.
Intrigued she asks what a Chick Sexer does exactly?
"I check out chicks bums to see if they are male or female??"
*SLAP !! Shocked

is that the reason you are celibate lol-

and if not why ARE you celibate- serious question?[/quote]

Huh
Hmmm - serious question indeed and from you of all people.
Maybe I'll answer that one on a rainy day.
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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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