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Reply #1080 - Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:51am
 
Wally Raffles wrote on Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:42am:
Is anybody going to Tell me what the Heck is going on? Bajayzus.

Why is Everybody so hostile toward me? What is this about Socks and what has that got to do with Politics?


Wally has evidently mistaken Ozpolitic for a gay dating app.

Sorry Wally, its designed for laid-back and bent-over BDSM fetishists.

Bobbi will whip you into a frenzy after which Haji Gordon will steal your soul.
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Reply #1081 - Jun 2nd, 2019 at 12:13pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:51am:
Wally Raffles wrote on Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:42am:
Is anybody going to Tell me what the Heck is going on? Bajayzus.

Why is Everybody so hostile toward me? What is this about Socks and what has that got to do with Politics?


Wally has evidently mistaken Ozpolitic for a gay dating app.

Sorry Wally, its designed for laid-back and bent-over BDSM fetishists.

Bobbi will whip you into a frenzy after which Haji Gordon will steal your soul.


Why didn't you ever become a Catholic priest? That seems like a job that would really suit you.
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Reply #1082 - Jun 2nd, 2019 at 12:21pm
 
Gordon wrote on Jun 2nd, 2019 at 12:13pm:
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:51am:
Wally Raffles wrote on Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:42am:
Is anybody going to Tell me what the Heck is going on? Bajayzus.

Why is Everybody so hostile toward me? What is this about Socks and what has that got to do with Politics?


Wally has evidently mistaken Ozpolitic for a gay dating app.

Sorry Wally, its designed for laid-back and bent-over BDSM fetishists.

Bobbi will whip you into a frenzy after which Haji Gordon will steal your soul.


Why didn't you ever become a Catholic priest? That seems like a job that would really suit you.


Haji Gordon evidently professes deep experience with Catholic Priests.

Blessed be the needy.
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Reply #1083 - Jun 3rd, 2019 at 2:23pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:51am:
Wally Raffles wrote on Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:42am:
Is anybody going to Tell me what the Heck is going on? Bajayzus.

Why is Everybody so hostile toward me? What is this about Socks and what has that got to do with Politics?


Wally has evidently mistaken Ozpolitic for a gay dating app.

Sorry Wally, its designed for laid-back and bent-over BDSM fetishists.

Bobbi will whip you into a frenzy after which Haji Gordon will steal your soul.


Disgusting. Far Cough.  Roll Eyes
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Reply #1084 - Jun 7th, 2019 at 9:12pm
 
Hi, I'm new here.
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Reply #1085 - Jun 7th, 2019 at 10:04pm
 
The Strawberry Picker wrote on Jun 7th, 2019 at 9:12pm:
Hi, I'm new here.



Hi Strawberry picker.
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Reply #1086 - Jun 7th, 2019 at 10:10pm
 
Now why can't I take the avatar of Strawberry Picker seriously?  Roll Eyes
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Reply #1087 - Jun 26th, 2019 at 7:57pm
 
My welcome message here will be in the form of a joke.

How do you make a venetian blind?
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Reply #1088 - Jun 26th, 2019 at 9:07pm
 
Blindman wrote on Jun 26th, 2019 at 7:57pm:
My welcome message here will be in the form of a joke.

How do you make a venetian blind?


Poke him in the eye with a curtain rod?
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Reply #1089 - Jul 3rd, 2019 at 12:12pm
 
Hi. I'm new here.

BURP
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Reply #1090 - Jul 3rd, 2019 at 2:26pm
 
Hi. I'm Hammer.
FART
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Reply #1091 - Jul 3rd, 2019 at 3:40pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 2:26pm:
Hi. I'm Hammer.
FART


Shouldn't it be PLUMP ?

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Reply #1092 - Jul 3rd, 2019 at 4:40pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 3:40pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 2:26pm:
Hi. I'm Hammer.
FART


Shouldn't it be PLUMP ?


Burp, Fart then Plump? RU plump, greggerypeccary?  Undecided
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Reply #1093 - Jul 3rd, 2019 at 6:24pm
 
Violet Crumble wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 4:40pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 3:40pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 2:26pm:
Hi. I'm Hammer.
FART


Shouldn't it be PLUMP ?


Burp, Fart then Plump? RU plump, greggerypeccary?  Undecided


Nah he's gay.
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Reply #1094 - Jul 3rd, 2019 at 7:05pm
 
Violet Crumble wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 4:40pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 3:40pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Jul 3rd, 2019 at 2:26pm:
Hi. I'm Hammer.
FART


Shouldn't it be PLUMP ?


Burp, Fart then Plump? RU plump, greggerypeccary?  Undecided


Try to keep up.

Gary from Burpengary - BURP

Mr Hammer from Plumpton - PLUMP


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