1. Eat Prawns and Pavs (Aust & NZ = 'mates'  ;)) Something SA should be involved with because they are our 'Mates' too! Any ideas what they would do at Christmas?
(Regardless of Race)

2. Get stung by a Blue Bottle Jellyfish whose sting is like a Surgeon's... 'Sting' (The Scalpel) without the 'Pain-Relief').

3. Eat mostly 'cold' food. Even letting their 'hot' food, cool down before consumption... unless they were 'stoned' and got the 'munchies'. (*I'm not stoned, I'm too busy writing this, with dinner cooling down).


4. Making 'friends' of other countries, rather than making 'Enemies' - like the USA does. (One of our Political Parties does that)

5. Goes to Bush Doofs.

That's generous of you, JaSin

We'll be getting too big headed

Will have to apply the antidote

You're an Aussie if you speed up when someone's trying to overtake

You're an Aussie if you resent the new neighbours remodelling their yard and holding parties where the guests actually dare park on the street as well as the driveway

You're an Aussie if you feel in the back of your mind that the new year doesn't really start until after Anzac Day

You're an Aussie if you can't shake the belief that people are impressed and admiring you when you speak in public on your mobile phone

You're an Aussie if you don't feel a connection with Crocodile Dundee or kangaroos and koalas.  You keep it hidden in the belief that you're strange.  You're not.  Most people are the same and feel disconnected from the commercialised version of Australia

So we've got microwave ovens. Aussies need a micro-cooler!

Maybe an insulated box the size of a microwave with a bottle liquid nitrogen connected to it.

You get your pizza piping hot from the Uber Eats bag and instead of waiting around for ages for it to cool, into the micro-cooler.

I have thought of something we havent got yet gordy..

you know how we can now walk into a room and say LIGHTS and on they come  blinds and they close or open...like magic..

well what about a bottle opener.....top off bottle  and bingo beer is open ready to go...no effort at all...

:) :)


bottoms up!

This Forum is a gas!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're an Aussie if you've got a pair of going-out thongs.

Yes I have 3 pairs of thongs.

1 yard pair....double pluggers

1 pair of XXXX Gold promotional novelty cheapies.

1 pair of new/ clean Sunday come to Meeting double pluggers.

Look out Imelda.  :D

You're filthy rich and don't have to work like your convict ancestors anymore, for the British.

Gnads wrote on May 18^th, 2019 at 9:23pm:

Yes I have 3 pairs of thongs. 1 yard pair....double pluggers 1 pair of XXXX Gold promotional novelty cheapies. 1 pair of new/ clean Sunday come to Meeting double pluggers. Look out Imelda.  :D

I also have various thongs, double pluggers for out the back gardening, another set with a harder sole for the shed, a nice comfy pair I use as slippers and some cheapies for the front yard, I don't use my going out thongs much.

I have a pair of Fish Fongs.
I think I'm walking on Dhu.

PZ547 wrote on May 17^th, 2019 at 6:15pm:

That's generous of you, JaSin We'll be getting too big headed Will have to apply the antidote You're an Aussie if you speed up when someone's trying to overtake You're an Aussie if you resent the new neighbours remodelling their yard and holding parties where the guests actually dare park on the street as well as the driveway You're an Aussie if you feel in the back of your mind that the new year doesn't really start until after Anzac Day You're an Aussie if you can't shake the belief that people are impressed and admiring you when you speak in public on your mobile phone You're an Aussie if you don't feel a connection with Crocodile Dundee or kangaroos and koalas.  You keep it hidden in the belief that you're strange.  You're not.  Most people are the same and feel disconnected from the commercialised version of Australia

All your leaders of "You're an Aussie" should be replaced with ...

"You're a dickhead".  ::)

Jasin wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2019 at 6:54pm:

I have a pair of Fish Fongs. I think I'm walking on Dhu.

That'd be a waste of good fish.

You're an aussie if you are proud of the place instead of picking through the past and present looking for something to get outraged about.

You're an Aussie if you can receive a 'gift' given, to know a mate, but a fake Aussie if you ask for one (like a discount) and isn't really a mate.

Gordon wrote on May 17^th, 2019 at 6:16pm:

So we've got microwave ovens. Aussies need a micro-cooler! Maybe an insulated box the size of a microwave with a bottle liquid nitrogen connected to it. You get your pizza piping hot from the Uber Eats bag and instead of waiting around for ages for it to cool, into the micro-cooler.

The Aussie James Harrison invented the fridge, his first customer was a brewery who wanted to cool beer.

https://realrefrigeration.com.au/an-aussie-invented-the-fridge/

The Italians made a fine contribution to this country by bringing us Pizza.  :)

.. drink piss, throw the bull, and kiss the pussy..... very frontier style....

Jasin wrote on May 17^th, 2019 at 5:52pm:

1. Eat Prawns and Pavs (Aust & NZ = 'mates'  ;)) Something SA should be involved with because they are our 'Mates' too! Any ideas what they would do at Christmas? (Regardless of Race) Go on a Kaffir hunt? 2. Get stung by a Blue Bottle Jellyfish whose sting is like a Surgeon's... 'Sting' (The Scalpel) without the 'Pain-Relief'). The sting is the walletectomy - happens right around your hip pocket or the inside pocket of your jacket... 3. Eat mostly 'cold' food. Even letting their 'hot' food, cool down before consumption... unless they were 'stoned' and got the 'munchies'. (*I'm not stoned, I'm too busy writing this, with dinner cooling down). DRINK mostly cold food..............(pours anotherie ) .... 4. Making 'friends' of other countries, rather than making 'Enemies' - like the USA does. (One of our Political Parties does that) 5. Goes to Bush Doofs.

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2019 at 8:41pm:

.. drink piss, throw the bull, and kiss the pussy..... very frontier style....

The only frontier is straight down into the Abyss my friend.
Don't you want to dive into the Billabong to escape those British Cops and Free Settling American Squatters and their 'rights'?

Mr Hammer wrote on May 17^th, 2019 at 8:24pm:

You're an Aussie if you've got a pair of going-out thongs.

Knew a guy like that - 5RAR grunt - he wore shorts and thongs - on special occasions black shorts and black thongs....

Jasin wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2019 at 8:44pm:

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Oct 2nd, 2019 at 8:41pm: .. drink piss, throw the bull, and kiss the pussy..... very frontier style.... The only frontier is straight down into the Abyss my friend. Don't you want to dive into the Billabong to escape those British Cops and Free Settling American Squatters and their 'rights'?

.. and you love Chinese food....

"Once a jolly swag man,
Camped down by the Chinker Fong's,
After a good dose in the local pub spree,
And he burped and he watched,
While he waited for his curried prawns,
Who'll come a-waltzing the Chinker with me?"

Once a jolly Buddhist
Aumed by a Zen Pond
Under the shade of a Lotus Tree.
As he sat and he chanted
and waited for Tibet to boil.
Chanting "Who'll convert for Siddartha with me?"

:D

Ozzies are a dying breed, we are multicultural now. The Chinese Vietnamese Sudanese Muslims indians and Tasmanians live in their own world in this country, we didn't want them here in the first place.

Johnnie wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2019 at 10:25pm:

Ozzies are a dying breed, we are multicultural now. The Chinese Vietnamese Sudanese Muslims and Tasmanians live in their own world in this country, we didn't want them here in the first place.

Nobody asked the government who to immigrate and integrate ... if possible ... and nobody asked the people who to immigrate and integrate, either...

It's a fair proposition.... cuts both ways.... we're an easy nation to sneak up on......

Amazing how some from each group are so decent as citizens, and some are sooooooo bad in all ways....  plenty of Chinkers are really good people, and some send shopping bags of cash to gain political favour ...... Vietnamers range from solid business owners all the way to the lowest criminals... Sudanese Muslims and Christians range from the really hard-working, quiet types to the home invader/carjacker temporary citizen (temporary when the decent citizens start to get pistols from the black market in self-defence).... Tasmanians are a breed of their own.... and breed with their own.... and two heads are better than one....

Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2019 at 10:34pm:

Johnnie wrote on Oct 2nd, 2019 at 10:25pm: Ozzies are a dying breed, we are multicultural now. The Chinese Vietnamese Sudanese Muslims and Tasmanians live in their own world in this country, we didn't want them here in the first place. Nobody asked the government who to immigrate and integrate ... if possible ... and nobody asked the people who to immigrate and integrate, either... It's a fair proposition.... cuts both ways.... we're an easy nation to sneak up on...... Amazing how some from each group are so decent as citizens, and some are sooooooo bad in all ways....  plenty of Chinkers are really good people, and some send shopping bags of cash to gain political favour ...... Vietnamers range from solid business owners all the way to the lowest criminals... Sudanese Muslims and Christians range from the really hard-working, quiet types to the home invader/carjacker temporary citizen (temporary when the decent citizens start to get pistols from the black market in self-defence).... Tasmanians are a breed of their own.... and breed with their own.... and two heads are better than one....

All in all the above mentioned breeds do not intend on becoming Auzzies, they are here to carry on their own ways and customs, integration will not happen.

Mr Hammer wrote on May 17^th, 2019 at 8:24pm:

You're an Aussie if you've got a pair of going-out thongs.

Then, I am not an Aussie.

Johnnie wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2019 at 10:39pm:

All in all the above mentioned breeds do not intend on becoming Auzzies, they are here to carry on their own ways and customs, integration will not happen.

Got it in one!!

What does the future hold for this nation - apart from increasing division, violence and eventual civil war... after the next WW is done....

drink VB and burp loudly.