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Message started by .JaSin. on Jan 11th, 2019 at 7:04pm

Title: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by .JaSin. on Jan 11th, 2019 at 7:04pm

Men who identify as women have been given approval to attend Women's Sex Toy (like an Avon Party, but only - 'better'!) Nights.

;)
Beware the Cuttlefish

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by Ye Grappler on Jan 11th, 2019 at 7:11pm
**falls about laughing**

Watch out for the bearded clams...

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by Gordon on Jan 11th, 2019 at 7:12pm
The ones with big teeth are like a humboldt squid.

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by Gordon on Jan 11th, 2019 at 7:16pm
Hey JaSin, can you tell us all again about the time you cut the top off a cunjevoi and gratified yourself?

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by .JaSin. on Jan 12th, 2019 at 12:14am
For the record: Cuttlefish

The successful breeding of Cuttlefish is based upon an 'intelligence' factor.
When a large Male comes to dominate a harem of females.
Other 'smaller' males exhibit a greater intelligence and change their colours to appear 'female' - especially on the side that is presented to the Larger Male who sees 'him' as just another female joining his harem. One he doesn't have to chase and win over (strange he doesn't 'notice' this).
Thus the smaller male Cuttlefish that displays his 'feminine' side - gets closer to the 'real' female Cuttlefish and thus manage to breed right before the larger Male, who still doesn't 'click'. I guess the Larger Males like a bit of 'same sex' going on between two females in his territory.  :o

Regardless, it is the smaller males that use their minds to outwit, deceive and infiltrate - that breed the most.

Alas, the intelligence factor comes at a price.
The species, is extremely 'physically' fragile, for want of an vivid visual display.

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by Captain Caveman on Jan 12th, 2019 at 7:08am
;D

If women are stupid enough to allow this to happen then egg on their face if it goes pear shaped.

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by Karnal on Jan 12th, 2019 at 10:43am
What sound does a cuttlefish make?

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by Gnads on Jan 12th, 2019 at 11:23am
Something like your mutterings?

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by .JaSin. on Jan 12th, 2019 at 2:00pm
IT actually makes the sound of something like skulling a can of Pepsi Max and experiencing the 'fizz' effect go straight to the head and stopping the effects of marijuana on the brain - instantly.

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by freediver on Jan 12th, 2019 at 4:11pm
https://youtu.be/GDwOi7HpHtQ

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by .JaSin. on Jan 12th, 2019 at 4:56pm
Cuttlefish are Colour-blind.
But they see what they need (that enables them to replicate their surroundings via their skin - even the same 'colours') in different visual wavelengths that us humans can't see or have yet discovered through technology.

They obviously know the concept of 'deceit' when it comes to 'breeding' (love?).
This is not a Species that you wish to see 'evolve' and become on par with humanity.
Cuttlefish would not 'enslave' Humanity, nor would it make it a 'pet'. They would destroy it to utter extinction, not for food or resource, but for...

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by Gnads on Jan 12th, 2019 at 7:05pm

Jasin wrote on Jan 12th, 2019 at 2:00pm:
IT actually makes the sound of something like skulling a can of Pepsi Max and experiencing the 'fizz' effect go straight to the head and stopping the effects of marijuana on the brain - instantly.


;D You are special.

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by .JaSin. on Jan 12th, 2019 at 10:10pm
Night Dives: Cuttlefish are pretty awesome to watch at night underwater. They will use the light of the Dive Torches to take advantage of hunting prey - fish. They would slide into the beam of light towards a fish just stationary by the glare. It would reach out its hunting tentacles and in a shoot, clasp the fish and bring it back to its beaked mouth.

You see. The underwater environment, unlike the land environment - has a more 'predatory' state of being. There are far less 'herbivores' underwater, than there is on land and that's including types of species, not just numbers. Underwater though, the Predation is like 90% carnivoreous compared to the land's 40% (which makes the world a planet of more 'carnivores' in the Animal Kingdom, than Herbivores.

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by freediver on Jan 12th, 2019 at 10:41pm
There are more trophic levels, and more biomass in the higher trophic levels, compared to land.

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by .JaSin. on Jan 13th, 2019 at 10:49am
True.
So the aspect of the Animal Kingdom is that the Carnivores 'rule' and are a majority aspect of survival, even though Herbivores can number in their thousands when 'grouped'.
Even Whale Sharks eat small fish.

So if us Humans consider ourselves as something 'higher' in being, than that of the Animal Kingdom (although we can fall below the Animal Kingdom to a place we call the 'Grave of Monsters').
...would it be due to us being more Herbivore than Carnivore? Do Vegans rule the world?

Either way - I think the growth of 'Cuttle-Fish' in the Human society is to be considered.

Title: Re: Beware the Cuttle-Fish
Post by freediver on Jan 13th, 2019 at 10:52am
Just be careful of the beak Jasin.

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