'Naughty Words' - How many banned words do you use on a regular basis? 

He: used to refer to a man, boy, or male animal previously mentioned or easily identified.
Alternative: They

She: used to refer to a woman, girl, or female animal previously mentioned or easily identified.
She: used to refer to a ship, vehicle, country, or other inanimate thing regarded as female.
Alternative: They

Mankind: human beings considered collectively; the human race.
Alternative: Humanity

Sportsmanship: fair and generous behaviour or treatment of others, especially in a sporting contest.
Alternative: Good sport

Workmanship: the degree of skill with which a product is made or a job done.
Alternative: Work ethic

Wife: a married woman considered in relation to her spouse.
Alternative: Partner

Spokesman: a person who makes statements on behalf of a group or individual.
Alternative: Spokesperson

Chairman: the permanent or long-term president of a committee, company, or other organization. 
Alternative: Chairperson

Man-made: made or caused by human beings (as opposed to occurring or being made naturally).
Alternative: Artificial

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we are now beyond BARMY..

are our Unis control freaks??...can we still say that?

cods wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 9:20am:

we are now beyond BARMY.. are our Unis control freaks??...can we still say that?

Universities = programming centres where you pay to be programmed

Today's university students = tomorrow's solicitors, judges, social workers, teachers, government stooges

and of course it will trickle down to primary and secondary schools where they'll all be programmed to speak and write improper English in the interests of 'inclusiveness'

Officer:  Tell me what happened and what you saw

Witness:  I saw them push that elderly person over and snatch their bag.  Then they ran past me and into the alley

Officer:  So there were two of them?

Witness:  No.  Just one

Officer:  Can you describe them? 

Witness:  Yes.  They had height and breadth.  They had hair -- and a face.  And hands.  And feet.  They were wearing coloured clothing.  They wore shoes


Officer:  Can you be a bit more specific please?


Witness:  The person who stole the other person's bag was ... well, I'm not allowed to say


Officer:  What do you mean?  Did they threaten you?


Witness:  No.  The person didn't speak to me, but if I describe them to you, I'll be found guilty under Incorrect Terminology laws which prohibit us from mentioning a person's gender, their height, their race, etc.


Officer:  I see.  Ok.  So a person stole another person's bag.  Fine. Thanks.  I'll make the report and contact you with an event-number within the next 24 hours. Thank you for your cooperation

robots you mean!

make that zombies!

workmanship and work ethic are not the same thing

PZ547 wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 9:40am:

Officer:  Tell me what happened and what you saw Witness:  I saw them push that elderly person over and snatch their bag.  Then they ran past me and into the alley Officer:  So there were two of them? Witness:  No.  Just one Officer:  Can you describe them?  Witness:  Yes.  They had height and breadth.  They had hair -- and a face.  And hands.  And feet.  They were wearing coloured clothing.  They wore shoes Officer:  Can you be a bit more specific please? Witness:  The person who stole the other person's bag was ... well, I'm not allowed to say Officer:  What do you mean?  Did they threaten you? Witness:  No.  The person didn't speak to me, but if I describe them to you, I'll be found guilty under Incorrect Terminology laws which prohibit us from mentioning a person's gender, their height, their race, etc. Officer:  I see.  Ok.  So a person stole another person's bag.  Fine. Thanks.  I'll make the report and contact you with an event-number within the next 24 hours. Thank you for your cooperation

I rang the police in brisbane a few years ago because someone was trying to break into  the flat. First question the police asked was what colour was he (btw he was white)

Spot

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 9:54am:

PZ547 wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 9:40am: Officer:  Tell me what happened and what you saw Witness:  I saw them push that elderly person over and snatch their bag.  Then they ran past me and into the alley Officer:  So there were two of them? Witness:  No.  Just one Officer:  Can you describe them?  Witness:  Yes.  They had height and breadth.  They had hair -- and a face.  And hands.  And feet.  They were wearing coloured clothing.  They wore shoes Officer:  Can you be a bit more specific please? Witness:  The person who stole the other person's bag was ... well, I'm not allowed to say Officer:  What do you mean?  Did they threaten you? Witness:  No.  The person didn't speak to me, but if I describe them to you, I'll be found guilty under Incorrect Terminology laws which prohibit us from mentioning a person's gender, their height, their race, etc. Officer:  I see.  Ok.  So a person stole another person's bag.  Fine. Thanks.  I'll make the report and contact you with an event-number within the next 24 hours. Thank you for your cooperation I rang the police in brisbane a few years ago because someone was trying to break into  the flat. First question the police asked was what colour was he (btw he was white) Spot

Just as well you didn't have to tell them your flat is located in Manly or in Mansfield Road

Going to be difficult for Myers to advertise 50% off selected persons' clothes when their sale is specifically for one particular gender.  Although that will soon cease to be a problem, no doubt.  In the UK a school requires boys (shriek .. call the naughty-word police) to wear skirts now

How are police going to work around this when they're required to adopt inclusiveness?

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A German backpacker has been reported missing after failing to show up to work this week. Jacqueline Kupke was last seen in Byron Bay more than a week ago, on Friday June 1 at a school on Carlyle Street. The 20-year-old was reported missing on Thursday after failing to show up to work on Monday. Her family in Germany are concerned because her disappearance is out of character. Ms Kupke is described as being of Caucasian appearance, about 170cm tall, with a thin build, olive complexion, brown eyes and long brown hair. Anyone who sees Ms Kupke is urged to contact police

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Car strikes two women in Adelaide

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Two women are in hospital after being hit by a car in Adelaide. Police and ambulance crews attended the scene at the intersection of Hindley and Rosina streets in Adelaide's CBD about 10.15pm on Friday. The women were taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries

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Victorian man found with gunshot wound

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A man has been taken to hospital after suffering a non-life-threatening gunshot wound in Melbourne. The man was found at Ravenhall on Friday just after 9.30pm. Police are yet to determine the exact circumstances leading to the injury

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Dad parent charged over alleged stabbing murder of five-year-old son child to front court

A man person has been charged with the murder of his five-year-old son child after the boy child was allegedly stabbed at a Sydney home.

The boy child was allegedly attacked with a knife by a manperson living at the same address during a domestic argument in Paul Place, Carlingford.

The 36-year-old father parent/person is in custody at Castle Hill and will face Parramatta Bail Court today.

Should have been a strike-through 'son' in the headline

Can't correct it because it's already been struck through but for some reason keeps coming up with 'son'

Looks as if the internets is resisting this inclusive speech !

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Federal Education Minister Simon Birmingham has slammed the policy of some universities that insist students use gender-neutral language as "nanny state stuff''. The University of Sydney, the University of Newcastle in NSW, the University of Queensland and Victoria's Monash University are just some of the institutions that have issued style guides that ban the use of gender-specific words, according to News Corp Australia. Among the examples are a ban on mankind, man-made, spokesman and manpower or the use of pronouns such as "he" for a generic person and "she" for a car or ship

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Hypothetical:

' Police today warned householders to remain alert as an armed and dangerous person remains at large

The person was last driving a stolen vehicle on Saturday morning and is described by police as extremely unpredictable and dangerous

The police seek the public's assistance in locating the individual who was last spotted in Personfield Street, Personly after jumping from a Personly ferry.  It's believed the armed and dangerous human boarded the ferry at Circular Quay

If you see the person, do not approach them and please contact Crime Stoppers '

PZ547 wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 9:17am:

'Naughty Words' - How many banned words do you use on a regular basis?  He: used to refer to a man, boy, or male animal previously mentioned or easily identified. Alternative: They She: used to refer to a woman, girl, or female animal previously mentioned or easily identified. She: used to refer to a ship, vehicle, country, or other inanimate thing regarded as female. Alternative: They Mankind: human beings considered collectively; the human race. Alternative: Humanity Sportsmanship: fair and generous behaviour or treatment of others, especially in a sporting contest. Alternative: Good sport Workmanship: the degree of skill with which a product is made or a job done. Alternative: Work ethic Wife: a married woman considered in relation to her spouse. Alternative: Partner Spokesman: a person who makes statements on behalf of a group or individual. Alternative: Spokesperson Chairman: the permanent or long-term president of a committee, company, or other organization.  Alternative: Chairperson Man-made: made or caused by human beings (as opposed to occurring or being made naturally). Alternative: Artificial link

I will not/I refuse to be forced to use minority group biased gender neutral pronouns & language.

It's absolute madness that this has been legislated in Canada because of the whims of the multiple gender confused snowflakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9TwrXRUa_I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p93NCyV5Hws

Here Petersen explains the actions of these leftwing lunatics to a  tee..... the same sort of strategies used by lefty posters here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OeWGMr_tns

Check out how many results you get for this:

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=universities+ban+gendered+pronouns&oq=universities+ban+gendered+pronouns

Oxford University students have been urged to refer to each other using gender neutral pronouns such as “ze” instead of “he” or “she”, it has been reported

Am I allowed to laugh?

But there's more .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5hXeJNRV4

He describes just what sort of places our Universities have become.

Gnads wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 11:06am:

But there's more ..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5hXeJNRV4 He describes just what sort of places our Universities have become.

Isn't it great that Gnads was not compelled, against his will, to receive a university education?

freediver wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 10:47am:

Check out how many results you get for this: https://www.google.com.au/search?q=universities+ban+gendered+pronouns&oq=universities+ban+gendered+pronouns

Doubleplus ungood...

Unforgiven wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 12:27pm:

Gnads wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 11:06am: But there's more ..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5hXeJNRV4 He describes just what sort of places our Universities have become. Isn't it great that Gnads was not compelled, against his will, to receive a university education?

please dont tell us you are a product of a University?..

that would be  far to big a cross  for this country to bare.....

cods wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 1:31pm:

please dont tell us you are a product of a University?.. that would be  far to big a cross  for this country to bare.....

Please don't "bare" anything. In your condition and your age that would not be a pretty sight.

Yes I am a University graduate, but not a "product" of a university. I am a product of humanity.

Gay marriage.

And so the steady slide to absolute stupidity begins.

Next thing you know, they will ban showing real people on tv lest it upsets some offshoot weird group of morons.

Australia, she is stuffed my friends.

Thanks to the gay, Apologist and terminally insulted.

Unforgiven wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 1:48pm:

cods wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 1:31pm: please dont tell us you are a product of a University?.. that would be  far to big a cross  for this country to bare..... Please don't "bare" anything. In your condition and your age that would not be a pretty sight. Yes I am a University graduate, but not a "product" of a university. I am a product of humanity.

Don't try and big note y'self Blue, you're the product of lust.

Setanta wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 8:48pm:

Unforgiven wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 1:48pm: cods wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 1:31pm: please dont tell us you are a product of a University?.. that would be  far to big a cross  for this country to bare..... Please don't "bare" anything. In your condition and your age that would not be a pretty sight. Yes I am a University graduate, but not a "product" of a university. I am a product of humanity. Don't try and big note y'self Blue, you're the product of lust.

I thought it was reported as due to a dirty toilet seat.
That was her story, and she is sticking to it.
At least she was at the time. :o

Love the Jordan Peterson references, cutting edge we are here, reporting on his campaign to fight against compelled use of gender pronouns, from 2016, which was enshrined into Canadian Law in 2017, and had a student threatened with prosecution from them in 2018, for showing a 5 minute clip in class which a professor thought some trans snowflakes may deem hate speech.

I miss Hitch, he would have told them to go and f off and wake up to themselves, but in a witty, and charming manner, that we could laugh along with.

mozzaok wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 9:36pm:

Setanta wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 8:48pm: Unforgiven wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 1:48pm: cods wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 1:31pm: please dont tell us you are a product of a University?.. that would be  far to big a cross  for this country to bare..... Please don't "bare" anything. In your condition and your age that would not be a pretty sight. Yes I am a University graduate, but not a "product" of a university. I am a product of humanity. Don't try and big note y'self Blue, you're the product of lust. I thought it was reported as due to a dirty toilet seat. That was her story, and she is sticking to it. At least she was at the time. :o Love the Jordan Peterson references, cutting edge we are here, reporting on his campaign to fight against compelled use of gender pronouns, from 2016, which was enshrined into Canadian Law in 2017, and had a student threatened with prosecution from them in 2018, for showing a 5 minute clip in class which a professor thought some trans snowflakes may deem hate speech. I miss Hitch, he would have told them to go and f off and wake up to themselves, but in a witty, and charming manner, that we could laugh along with.

My youngest son is only 2y out of Uni as a nurse and he hasn't bought the PC. He needs to tow the line at work but it does enhance his sense of humour. He has to be careful though and has removed things from his facebook page that I have posted to him. I thought the international women's day one I posted was hilarious but I can't find it now, women cleaning steps that had "international Women's Day" written on the vertical part of the steps while about 5 men stood at the top of the steps and two women cleaning the writing off.

My youngest son is only 2y out of Uni as a nurse and he hasn't bought the PC. He needs to tow the line at work but it does enhance his sense of humour. He has to be careful though and has removed things from his facebook page that I have posted to him. I thought the international women's day one I posted was hilarious but I can't find it now, women cleaning steps that had "international Women's Day" written on the vertical part of the steps while about 5 men stood at the top of the steps and two women cleaning the writing off.



seriously its brainwashing... maybe this is just the beginning... people will turn against each other  because they dont speak the same language demanded by our masters!!!!

I find that very worrying.....right now its in its infancy but wait another 10 15 years   and they will sort those who toe the line from those who appear not to fit it...

brave new world coming perhaps..

what next.. all wearing the same thing. so we all lookalike   >:( >:(..

cods wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 10:52pm:

My youngest son is only 2y out of Uni as a nurse and he hasn't bought the PC. He needs to tow the line at work but it does enhance his sense of humour. He has to be careful though and has removed things from his facebook page that I have posted to him. I thought the international women's day one I posted was hilarious but I can't find it now, women cleaning steps that had "international Women's Day" written on the vertical part of the steps while about 5 men stood at the top of the steps and two women cleaning the writing off. seriously its brainwashing... maybe this is just the beginning... people will turn against each other  because they dont speak the same language demanded by our masters!!!! I find that very worrying.....right now its in its infancy but wait another 10 15 years   and they will sort those who toe the line from those who appear not to fit it... brave new world coming perhaps.. what next.. all wearing the same thing. so we all lookalike   >:( >:(..

People make up their own minds. Not everyone is a snowflake.

Male.
Female.

Don't like it then to bad.

Treat women at work like the rest of the blokes

You get chastised for being rude and not considering the women.

Treat them like women and not including them

You get chastised for ignoring them.

Tell them they look nice or complement them on their new hairstyle

You get a dressing down for sexism.

Ignore them and you get told off for not noticing them.

I am described by the women in my company as aloof.
I never complement them, hardley ever talk to them, thank them for any work done and simply correct mistakes.

But this makes me aloof.

Go figure?

Unforgiven wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 12:27pm:

Gnads wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 11:06am: But there's more ..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5hXeJNRV4 He describes just what sort of places our Universities have become. Isn't it great that Gnads was not compelled, against his will, to receive a university education?

Obviously you missed out as well.  ::)

Unforgiven wrote on Jun 9^th, 2018 at 1:48pm:

cods wrote on Jun 9th, 2018 at 1:31pm: please dont tell us you are a product of a University?.. that would be  far to big a cross  for this country to bare..... Please don't "bare" anything. In your condition and your age that would not be a pretty sight. Yes I am a University graduate, but not a "product" of a university. I am a product of humanity.

Simply your an over educated dickhead.

Valkie wrote on Jun 10^th, 2018 at 3:09pm:

Treat women at work like the rest of the blokes You get chastised for being rude and not considering the women. Treat them like women and not including them You get chastised for ignoring them. Tell them they look nice or complement them on their new hairstyle You get a dressing down for sexism. Ignore them and you get told off for not noticing them. I am described by the women in my company as aloof. I never complement them, hardley ever talk to them, thank them for any work done and simply correct mistakes. But this makes me aloof. Go figure?

Get your hearing checked nutjob, they are actually saying,
"what A LOON"

aloof??, yeah, you wish. Moody and mysterious sound more sexy than angry and insane?

There is a path between "kill 'em all", and, "they're all poor victims".

mozzaok wrote on Jun 11^th, 2018 at 4:26am:

Valkie wrote on Jun 10th, 2018 at 3:09pm: Treat women at work like the rest of the blokes You get chastised for being rude and not considering the women. Treat them like women and not including them You get chastised for ignoring them. Tell them they look nice or complement them on their new hairstyle You get a dressing down for sexism. Ignore them and you get told off for not noticing them. I am described by the women in my company as aloof. I never complement them, hardley ever talk to them, thank them for any work done and simply correct mistakes. But this makes me aloof. Go figure? Get your hearing checked nutjob, they are actually saying, "what A LOON" aloof??, yeah, you wish. Moody and mysterious sound more sexy than angry and insane? There is a path between "kill 'em all", and, "they're all poor victims".

Love you too