Freediver, would it be possible to set up a forum for the old boys? Sort of like a bowling club or RSL, where they could play pokies, have the odd pony of VB, watch Today Tonight on the big screen and sit around and gripe.

No thongs thanks, gents.

If we could have a lot of rules to get in, it might clear out a lot of the riff raff we get here.

Also, guests could only be signed in if they live outside a 20km radius of said premises.

Mattyfisk wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 10:23am:

Freediver, would it be possible to set up a forum for the old boys? Sort of like a bowling club or RSL, where they could play pokies, have the odd pony of VB, watch Today Tonight on the big screen and sit around and gripe. No thongs thanks, gents. If we could have a lot of rules to get in, it might clear out a lot of the riff raff we get here. Also, guests could only be signed in if they live outside a 20km radius of said premises.

Great idea, and I agree, boxers are much more appropriate after the age of 25.

You want a small as screen as possible when looking at the host of Today Tonight

A thread should be enough for the Old Boy Circle Jerk.

Perhaps in the Secret Women's Business forum.

Soggy Sao?

I googled.

Big mistake.

You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson after the pearl necklace incident.

Karnal are you asking me for a member run board that you can host?

Annie Anthrax wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 11:38am:

I googled. Big mistake. You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson after the pearl necklace incident.

Annie, dear, ladies (auxiliary members) should always wear a set of cultivated pearls, matched with a nice terry towling tracksuit. I find it raises the tone of the establishment.

Twin sets are so CWA - not that they're not welcome. They will, however, need to go through the normal application process like everyone else.

If these stuck-up snobs think they can get free use of the Games Room and try to take over, they're barking up the wrong tree. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Mind you, they're a lot better than people of colour. I've got nothing against them, it's just that they might rile up a few of the old boys who faught them in the war.

Annie Anthrax wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 11:38am:

I googled. Big mistake. You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson after the pearl necklace incident.

LOL, I thought that's what you were getting at with the
Circle Jerk ;)

freediver wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 12:28pm:

Karnal are you asking me for a member run board that you can host?

Thanks, Freediver. I always wanted the Pakistani Nationalist Forum, but it seems that Imperium got in first.

skippy. wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 10:44am:

Mattyfisk wrote on Apr 13th, 2012 at 10:23am: Freediver, would it be possible to set up a forum for the old boys? Sort of like a bowling club or RSL, where they could play pokies, have the odd pony of VB, watch Today Tonight on the big screen and sit around and gripe. No thongs thanks, gents. If we could have a lot of rules to get in, it might clear out a lot of the riff raff we get here. Also, guests could only be signed in if they live outside a 20km radius of said premises. Great idea, and I agree, boxers are much more appropriate after the age of 25.

True, but speedos and bathing caps are compulsory in the pool.

No exceptions.

Dsmithy70 wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 11:35am:

Soggy Sao?

At the AGM, Smithy. Annie makes a lovely cream cheese sao plate with sardines and home-made chutney, don't you dear?

Yes Doctor, but I don't expect people to actually eat the Sao, if you know what I mean.




Dsmithy70 wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 12:34pm:

LOL, I thought that's what you were getting at with the Circle Jerk

(see above)

Not eat it? Good Heavens, you've been serving the Sao plate up in meetings for months.

I assumed it was some European delicacy - something out of Womens Weekly.

What is one meant to do with them, dear?

I think all the fun is in the making of them.

Men are weird.

People are weird, so men are weird.

freediver wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 6:22pm:

I think all the fun is in the making of them.

Oh yes, Soren says exactly the same about his little brown chairs. But do you know? I do think he enjoys people sitting on them - if not smearing grease upon their legs and, you know, enjoying their form and function.

The Danes are such marvellous designers, after all. Take the Sao - such a Protestant cracker, and so thoroughly modern and versatile.

Yes, you can tell those who make such finely crafted stools enjoy eating succulently sprayed Sao creations placed ever so carefully upon the linoleum.

Ladies, bring a disposable plate.

So nice of you to come here Annie...here's one for the Gipper .. :D

Annie Anthrax wrote on Apr 13^th, 2012 at 6:30pm:

Men are weird.

...Uhhhh sorry, I have to disagree. Our genitals don't bleed on a scheduled basis.

GoddyofOz wrote on Apr 16^th, 2012 at 6:37pm:

Annie Anthrax wrote on Apr 13th, 2012 at 6:30pm: Men are weird. ...Uhhhh sorry, I have to disagree. Our genitals don't bleed on a scheduled basis.

One can only assume that you've been a dickhead all your life.