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Message started by Daves2017 on Sep 10th, 2026 at 2:14pm

Title: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Daves2017 on Sep 10th, 2026 at 2:14pm
What an amazing deal.

Given the exchange rate and the collapsing Australian housing markets basically every American could afford to buy a house in Australia!!!!

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 2:54pm
Amazing?

Trump pledges $5,000 ‘dividend’ to all US adults if the GOP wins the midterms

That would be amazing, but I'm curious. How's the GOP going to win the mid terms?

Where's a prez going to find $1.2 trillion? DOGE saved a mere $200 mil.

And why isn't the House Speaker making this announcement, given it's the role of Congress to fund "dividends".

This promise alone warrants grounds for impeachment, but do you know?

I do feel it's going to cost the GOP even more votes - if it doesn't tank the US bond market, already reeling with news the US owes $40 tril in debt.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 10th, 2026 at 3:47pm

Hmm  :-/

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 3:55pm
18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting.

Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and

Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—

Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Armchair_Politician on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:19pm
It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:37pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 3:47pm:
Hmm  :-/

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.


DL's just joshing, Greggery. He's doing the weave.

The Real Americans don't want money from the government, no sir. They want a hand up, not a handout.

Adversity? They say. Bring it on. They'd far prefer another recession or a new endless war.

Please give us an obstacle to overcome, sir, they tell their prez. Send us off to the meatgrinder. Give it to us hard.

You take your $5000 and shove it up Melania's purse.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:44pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:19pm:
It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597


Merely threatening to make it happen is illegal. DL's just offered 250 million eligible voters a bribe.

At a year per charge, that's a maximum of 250 million years in Fort Buttner. If that's not a high crime or misdemeanor, I'm not sure what is.

Then again, the GOP failed to impeach for the first deadly riot in the Capitol in US history, so the Real Americans will need to wait for the new Congress in January 2027.

STOP THE STEAL !!!

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Jasin on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:51pm
When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden.
90% of Demo rat 🐀  Members became millionaires almost overnight.

Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. ;D

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:55pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:51pm:
When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden.
90% of Demo rat 🐀  Members became millionaires almost overnight.

Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. ;D


Exactly. 90% of Demo rat 🐀  Members became millionaires almost overnight.

So how many $5000 cheques did Sleepy threaten to send out to the voters?

Total number, please.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by tallowood on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:05pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:51pm:
When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden.
90% of Demo rat 🐀  Members became millionaires almost overnight.

Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. ;D


Biden simulated memory loss pretending he does not know who are all these people and where he is  ;D

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Dnarever on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:07pm
Trump put America into $40 Trillion of debt not counting this ?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Dnarever on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:08pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:51pm:
When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden.
90% of Demo rat 🐀  Members became millionaires almost overnight.

Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. ;D


You really giving your 7th planet a workout here ?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:15pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:19pm:
It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597


Almost everything Trump does is illegal.

Laws don't stop people from doing something.

But yeah - never gonna happen!

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:20pm

tallowood wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:05pm:

Jasin wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:51pm:
When the Democrats got in via Muppet Biden.
90% of Demo rat 🐀  Members became millionaires almost overnight.

Americans donated $5000 each to the Democrat cause. ;D


Biden simulated memory loss pretending he does not know who are all these people and where he is  ;D


Strange. DL forgot where he got $4 bil from. Are you suggesting there's something wrong with corruption?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:24pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:15pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:19pm:
It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597


Almost everything Trump does is illegal.

Laws don't stop people from doing something.

But yeah - never gonna happen!


Now now, the SM has to cut a few corners, Greggery. What if Caesar had never crossed the Rubicon?

Rome would have remained a republic, the dark ages never would have happened and we'd probably still be talking Boong.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by tallowood on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:48pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkhWDfuSsk

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:05pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 3:47pm:
Hmm  :-/

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.


None of his cult members want to answer this.

Hmm  :-/

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:07pm

tallowood wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:48pm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkhWDfuSsk


There you go, Dave. DL accidentally violated federal election law.

Sleepy Joe managed to trip up the stairs to Air Force One.

They're all as bad as each other, no?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:15pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:05pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 3:47pm:
Hmm  :-/

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.


None of his cult members want to answer this.

Hmm  :-/


He doesn't need to, Greggery, it's just smart policy, that's all. A momentary stimulus package to give the chodes a bit of sit-down cash, help raise inflation and add another $1.2 tril to his $40 tril fiscal deficit.

I think it's a smart move.

Godspeed, Mr President.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Armchair_Politician on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:35pm

Dnarever wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:07pm:
Trump put America into $40 Trillion of debt not counting this ?


This would cost taxpayers about $1.5 trillion.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Armchair_Politician on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:36pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:05pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 3:47pm:
Hmm  :-/

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.


None of his cult members want to answer this.

Hmm  :-/


I'll answer: he needs the bribe because he is polling terribly and Americans are waking up to his constant lies.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:58pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:36pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:05pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 3:47pm:
Hmm  :-/

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.


None of his cult members want to answer this.

Hmm  :-/


I'll answer: he needs the bribe because he is polling terribly and Americans are waking up to his constant lies.


Hmm, I think you might be on to something there.

Plus, he's an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Jasin on Sep 10th, 2026 at 7:13pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:15pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 4:19pm:
It won’t happen because the Dems will wipe the floor with the Republicans in November, but if it did happen it would cost almost $1.5 trillion in taxpayer funds. Yeah, not happening. Besides, such a thing would be very illegal.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597


Almost everything Trump does is illegal.

Laws don't stop people from doing something.

But yeah - never gonna happen!

No. Everything America has done since it jilted the British system.
Has been ILLEGAL.
Britain has proved itself against Germany (Confederacy fail)
Will prove itself against the current France failure (Democrat fail)
And will also prevail against Italy/ Greece in the end.

You really have no idea what's going on and along with why and how.
You're a moron.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 10th, 2026 at 7:16pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:36pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:05pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 3:47pm:
Hmm  :-/

Trump is "the greatest President in US history".

He ended at least 8 wars once as well as ending the Iran war 43 times.

Inflation, groceries, and gas prices are at their lowest levels ever: the economy is the "best in the history of our country".

His poll numbers are higher than anyone has ever seen - there has never been a President more popular.

So, why would he need to bribe Americans to vote for his party?

I'm curious.


None of his cult members want to answer this.

Hmm  :-/


I'll answer: he needs the bribe because he is polling terribly and Americans are waking up to his constant lies.


Redeculous. If the Republicans win, he'll issue a dividend to every American citizen worth $5000.

Thing is, he didn't say what form that dividend would take. I do feel we should ask his old lawyer Mike, don't you?

Pay in cash... ?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Muriel on Sep 10th, 2026 at 8:54pm
That’ll cover about 4 months of health insurance premiums for Americans who lose their jobs in the crappy Trump economy. Perhaps Santa will deliver those magic checks along with the DOGE checks and the Tariff Rebate!

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Sprintcyclist on Sep 10th, 2026 at 9:01pm

Muriel wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 8:54pm:
That’ll cover about 4 months of health insurance premiums for Americans who lose their jobs in the crappy Trump economy. Perhaps Santa will deliver those magic checks along with the DOGE checks and the Tariff Rebate!



they'll get texts on their trump phones

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Muriel on Sep 10th, 2026 at 11:25pm
"Throw in a turn on Ivanka's pussy and you've got a deal!"

-- MAGA Bros

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Armchair_Politician on Sep 11th, 2026 at 9:56am

Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 9:01pm:

Muriel wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 8:54pm:
That’ll cover about 4 months of health insurance premiums for Americans who lose their jobs in the crappy Trump economy. Perhaps Santa will deliver those magic checks along with the DOGE checks and the Tariff Rebate!



they'll get texts on their trump phones


Did anyone actually get their phone?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Carl D on Sep 11th, 2026 at 10:00am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 9:56am:
Did anyone actually get their phone?


Well, if they didn't and they still want one it's going to cost them a lot more.

The Trump phone just got a $250 price hike


Quote:
Bad news if you didn’t lock in a Trump phone at launch: It now costs $749, a $250 increase on its price at launch. The T1 Phone itself hasn’t changed.


And, I'm betting there's still a lot of MAGA mugs who will be happy to pay the increased price.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Armchair_Politician on Sep 11th, 2026 at 11:23am

Carl D wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 10:00am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 9:56am:
Did anyone actually get their phone?


Well, if they didn't and they still want one it's going to cost them a lot more.

The Trump phone just got a $250 price hike


Quote:
Bad news if you didn’t lock in a Trump phone at launch: It now costs $749, a $250 increase on its price at launch. The T1 Phone itself hasn’t changed.


And, I'm betting there's still a lot of MAGA mugs who will be happy to pay the increased price.


To add insult to injury, even though it was much hyped by Trump as “American made”, the phone is not actually made in America at all. Instead it’s now marketed by MAGA as being an “American proud design”. So much winning!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 11th, 2026 at 11:37am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 11:23am:

Carl D wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 10:00am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 9:56am:
Did anyone actually get their phone?


Well, if they didn't and they still want one it's going to cost them a lot more.

The Trump phone just got a $250 price hike


Quote:
Bad news if you didn’t lock in a Trump phone at launch: It now costs $749, a $250 increase on its price at launch. The T1 Phone itself hasn’t changed.


And, I'm betting there's still a lot of MAGA mugs who will be happy to pay the increased price.


To add insult to injury, even though it was much hyped by Trump as “American made”, the phone is not actually made in America at all.


Just like all the other crap he sells to his cult members, it's made in China.

His hats, shirts, Bibles, guitars, watches, etc. - all made in China (or Bangladesh).




Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 11:50am
Imagine a Republican, the party of Reagan, personally responsible for the largest government deficit in US history, offering to give away another trillion bucks, just like that.

What kind of man?

Not so much a man as a God.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Captain Nemo on Sep 11th, 2026 at 2:25pm
Must admit I thought Trump was channeling The Joker with his "Free Money".   ;D

[media width=500]https://youtu.be/COt1bK4J1To[/media]

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 11th, 2026 at 2:43pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:35pm:

Dnarever wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:07pm:
Trump put America into $40 Trillion of debt not counting this ?


This would cost taxpayers about $1.5 trillion.


And accepting the money would be theft, according to one of Trump's biggest fans.

"Pure taker mentality"


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Dnarever on Sep 11th, 2026 at 2:58pm

Quote:
Trump gives every American $5000


Trumps promises are not worth a dime.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 3:01pm
Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Dnarever on Sep 11th, 2026 at 4:50pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 3:01pm:
Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


As a renound draft dodger and fat lazy pr..k Trump has a long history of refusing to offer any of those things

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Armchair_Politician on Sep 11th, 2026 at 5:43pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 2:43pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 6:35pm:

Dnarever wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 5:07pm:
Trump put America into $40 Trillion of debt not counting this ?


This would cost taxpayers about $1.5 trillion.


And accepting the money would be theft, according to one of Trump's biggest fans.

"Pure taker mentality"


Forgetting how colossally illegal this is, where would the money even come from? I know Trump thinks tariffs are some great money maker for the federal government, but there's no way his tariffs have taken in $1.5 trillion. Not even close. As far as I can find, it looks like the figure is only around $210 billion.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 5:51pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 3:01pm:
Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


What do you think about your former DL's promise, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 5:53pm

Dnarever wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 4:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 3:01pm:
Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


As a renound draft dodger and fat lazy pr..k Trump has a long history of refusing to offer any of those things


You can't say that, Dnarever, it's DESPICABLE LYING SLANDER !!!

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Sprintcyclist on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:06pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 9:56am:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 9:01pm:

Muriel wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 8:54pm:
That’ll cover about 4 months of health insurance premiums for Americans who lose their jobs in the crappy Trump economy. Perhaps Santa will deliver those magic checks along with the DOGE checks and the Tariff Rebate!



they'll get texts on their trump phones


Did anyone actually get their phone?


no

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:26pm

Dnarever wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 4:50pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 3:01pm:
Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


As a renound draft dodger and fat lazy pr..k Trump has a long history of refusing to offer any of those things



He works so hard that he often falls asleep from fatigue.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:27pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 5:51pm:
[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1789013647/35#35 date=1789102891]Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


What do you think about your former DL's promise, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:40pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:27pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 5:51pm:
[quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1789013647/35#35 date=1789102891]Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


What do you think about your former DL's promise, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.



He promised peace for our time -

a bit like Neville.   :-[

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:09pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:40pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:27pm:
[quote author=Karnal link=1789013647/38#38 date=1789113074][quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1789013647/35#35 date=1789102891]Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


What do you think about your former DL's promise, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.



He promised peace for our time -

a bit like Neville.   :-[/quote]

What do you think about your former DL's promise to give away $1.2 tril, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.
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Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:17pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:09pm:
What do you think about your former DL's promise to give away $1.2 tril, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.
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Print money to bribe people to vote for you?

When you're a star they let you do it -
you can do anything -
grab them ...

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:18pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:17pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:09pm:
What do you think about your former DL's promise to give away $1.2 tril, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.
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Print money to bribe people to vote for you?.


Yes, Bobby, that. What do you think about your former DL's promise to give away $1.2 tril?


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:24pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:18pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:17pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:09pm:
What do you think about your former DL's promise to give away $1.2 tril, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.
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Print money to bribe people to vote for you?.


Yes, Bobby, that. What do you think about your former DL's promise to give away $1.2 tril?



Very naughty but he'll get away with it.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:29pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:24pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:18pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:17pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:09pm:
What do you think about your former DL's promise to give away $1.2 tril, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.
Back to top      




Print money to bribe people to vote for you?.


Yes, Bobby, that. What do you think about your former DL's promise to give away $1.2 tril?



Very naughty but he'll get away with it.


Why is it naughty, Bobby?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Jasin on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:35pm
The American political system has ALWAYS paid for their VOTES since George Wahington.  ::)
Biden Democrats spent x3 times more than Trump's campaign , most to the Media to blockade all Republican promises and propaganda bias against Trump.

Since 2000, Australian politics has swung towards this American style of buying Votes, but the ALP has gone full tropo with it. Paying the Media $450m of our money for their corrupt Voice scam. Let alone following the failed Democrat effort of importing foreign Votes with mass immigration and fast tracking citizenship to Terrorists.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:35pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:29pm:
Why is it naughty, Bobby?



Money printing causes inflation so
everyone's wealth goes down.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:47pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:35pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:29pm:
Why is it naughty, Bobby?



Money printing causes inflation so
everyone's wealth goes down.


Right. Why else is it naughty, Bobby?

If I recall, you were rather unhappy with a certain housing policy of Karmala's.

Do you have any ethical problems with politicians trying to bribe voters?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:50pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:47pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:35pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:29pm:
Why is it naughty, Bobby?



Money printing causes inflation so
everyone's wealth goes down.


Right. Why else is it naughty, Bobby?

If I recall, you were rather unhappy with a certain housing policy of Karmala's.

Do you have any ethical problems with politicians trying to bribe voters?



Of course I do and our politicians do it every election.    ::)

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:51pm

Jasin wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:35pm:
The American political system has ALWAYS paid for their VOTES since George Wahington.  ::)
Biden Democrats spent x3 times more than Trump's campaign , most to the Media to blockade all Republican promises and propaganda bias against Trump.

Since 2000, Australian politics has swung towards this American style of buying Votes, but the ALP has gone full tropo with it. Paying the Media $450m of our money for their corrupt Voice scam. Let alone following the failed Democrat effort of importing foreign Votes with mass immigration and fast tracking citizenship to Terrorists.


I see. So you support all those things, do you?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:53pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:50pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:47pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:35pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:29pm:
Why is it naughty, Bobby?



Money printing causes inflation so
everyone's wealth goes down.


Right. Why else is it naughty, Bobby?

If I recall, you were rather unhappy with a certain housing policy of Karmala's.

Do you have any ethical problems with politicians trying to bribe voters?



Of course I do and our politicians do it every election.    ::)


Which politicians, Bobby?

Which prez has ever offered a cash bribe to vote for their political party?

Just one, thanks.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:55pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:53pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:50pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:47pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:35pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:29pm:
Why is it naughty, Bobby?



Money printing causes inflation so
everyone's wealth goes down.


Right. Why else is it naughty, Bobby?

If I recall, you were rather unhappy with a certain housing policy of Karmala's.

Do you have any ethical problems with politicians trying to bribe voters?



Of course I do and our politicians do it every election.    ::)


Which politicians, Bobby?

Which prez has ever offered a cash bribe to vote for their political party?

Just one, thanks.



Howard and Albo.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:58pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:55pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:53pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:50pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:47pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:35pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 7:29pm:
Why is it naughty, Bobby?



Money printing causes inflation so
everyone's wealth goes down.


Right. Why else is it naughty, Bobby?

If I recall, you were rather unhappy with a certain housing policy of Karmala's.

Do you have any ethical problems with politicians trying to bribe voters?



Of course I do and our politicians do it every election.    ::)


Which politicians, Bobby?

Which prez has ever offered a cash bribe to vote for their political party?

Just one, thanks.



Howard and Albo.


We'll start again.

Which prez has ever offered a cash bribe to get voters to bribe for their party?

We'll need a name. Or retract your statement, thanks.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 11th, 2026 at 8:02pm
https://youtu.be/FZxk_G4Q29k?si=cNVoyhUiLPZxUhz1

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Dnarever on Sep 11th, 2026 at 8:53pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:40pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:27pm:
[quote author=Karnal link=1789013647/38#38 date=1789113074][quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1789013647/35#35 date=1789102891]Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


What do you think about your former DL's promise, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.



He promised peace for our time -

a bit like Neville.   :-[/quote]

He is a bit of a Neville.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 11th, 2026 at 10:46pm

Dnarever wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 8:53pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:40pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 11th, 2026 at 6:27pm:
[quote author=Karnal link=1789013647/38#38 date=1789113074][quote author=bobbythebat1 link=1789013647/35#35 date=1789102891]Trump should copy Churchill  and say -

“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.”


What do you think about your former DL's promise, Bobby?

Interested in coming back round yet?

A simple yes or no will suffice. We may have a supplimentary.



He promised peace for our time -

a bit like Neville.   :-[/quote]

He is a bit of a Neville.





Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 12th, 2026 at 1:01pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 10th, 2026 at 2:54pm:
Amazing?

Trump pledges $5,000 ‘dividend’ to all US adults if the GOP wins the midterms

Where's a prez going to find $1.2 trillion? DOGE saved a mere $200 mil.


DL says he has "taken in" $21 Trillion with his tariffs.

So, if he has the money already why doesn't he pay everyone their $5,000 today?

If it's not an election bribe, why is he waiting until after the mid-terms?

Would any of his cult members like to answer that?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:00pm


Quote:
Would any of his cult members like to answer that?


When you're a star they let you do it.


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Jasin on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:03pm
Why is Gweggy a sex addict with a OCD for Rape?
Is there something he's not telling us 🤔?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:24pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:00pm:

Quote:
Would any of his cult members like to answer that?


When you're a star they let you do it.


So, it is an election bribe?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:29pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:24pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:00pm:

Quote:
Would any of his cult members like to answer that?


When you're a star they let you do it.


So, it is an election bribe?




Yes - standard practice in politics these days.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 12th, 2026 at 5:03pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:29pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:24pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:00pm:

Quote:
Would any of his cult members like to answer that?


When you're a star they let you do it.


So, it is an election bribe?




Yes -


That's a willful violation of federal law, Bobby.

18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and

Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—

Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.



Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Carl D on Sep 12th, 2026 at 5:23pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScBpFHOiV74

“I’M BRIBING YOU” — Guest Artist: J FISHER! 💰

Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies


Quote:
My hit new jazz banger “I’m Bribing You” has been brought to life by returning special guest artist J Fisher! (Mad talent.)


;D

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 12th, 2026 at 5:47pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:29pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:24pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:00pm:

Quote:
Would any of his cult members like to answer that?


When you're a star they let you do it.


So, it is an election bribe?




Yes - standard practice in politics these days.


Is it?

So which prez has ever offered a cash bribe to vote in the party of his choice?

We'll need a name, thanks.

Over to you.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by tallowood on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:04pm
This is American voters choice - $5K from Trump or poke in the eye from Dems.


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:07pm

tallowood wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:04pm:
This is American voters choice - $5K from Trump or poke in the eye from Dems.


Oh, I see. You think DL's good for it, do you?

You think he plans to carry it out?

We won't ask Bobby. He's currently reeling from being ploughed so hard, he still doesn't know whether to speak out against his DL or open his mouth for a kiss.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Dnarever on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:16pm
Trump will never give away a cent. He is very forgetful with stuff like that.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by tallowood on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:16pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:07pm:

tallowood wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:04pm:
This is American voters choice - $5K from Trump or poke in the eye from Dems.


Oh, I see. You think DL's good for it, do you?

You think he plans to carry it out?

We won't ask Bobby. He's currently reeling from being ploughed so hard, he still doesn't know whether to speak out against his DL or open his mouth for a kiss.


Would you see if poked in both eyes?


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:33pm

tallowood wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:16pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:07pm:

tallowood wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:04pm:
This is American voters choice - $5K from Trump or poke in the eye from Dems.


Oh, I see. You think DL's good for it, do you?

You think he plans to carry it out?

We won't ask Bobby. He's currently reeling from being ploughed so hard, he still doesn't know whether to speak out against his DL or open his mouth for a kiss.


Would you see if poked in both eyes?


We'll ask you again.

You think your DL's good for it, do you?

Do you think he plans to carry it out?

We won't ask Bobby. He's currently reeling from being ploughed so hard, he still doesn't know whether to speak out against his DL or open his mouth for a kiss.


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:38pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 5:47pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:29pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:24pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:00pm:

Quote:
Would any of his cult members like to answer that?


When you're a star they let you do it.


So, it is an election bribe?




Yes - standard practice in politics these days.


Is it?

So which prez has ever offered a cash bribe to vote in the party of his choice?

We'll need a name, thanks.

Over to you.


Oh look, Bobby's gone.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Dnarever on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:50pm

tallowood wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:16pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:07pm:

tallowood wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:04pm:
This is American voters choice - $5K from Trump or poke in the eye from Dems.


Oh, I see. You think DL's good for it, do you?

You think he plans to carry it out?

We won't ask Bobby. He's currently reeling from being ploughed so hard, he still doesn't know whether to speak out against his DL or open his mouth for a kiss.


Would you see if poked in both eyes?


Would you see if poked in both eyes?

Do you think he is MAGA ?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:57pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:38pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 5:47pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:29pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:24pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:00pm:

Quote:
Would any of his cult members like to answer that?


When you're a star they let you do it.


So, it is an election bribe?




Yes - standard practice in politics these days.


Is it?

So which prez has ever offered a cash bribe to vote in the party of his choice?

We'll need a name, thanks.

Over to you.


Oh look, Bobby's gone.


I know. It's most peculiar. There's Bobby, saying he doesn't support DL anymore. Oh no, never ever.

And yet, here he is, telling us they're all as bad as each other.

Oh? We say. Which ones? Which ones are as bad as he?

And poof! He's gone, like a genie in a bottle, but do you know?

He'll be back, Greggery. When you're a star they let you do it, he'll say. Here's a cute cartoon. Here's DL pumping iron. Here's DL on a Harley.

Bobby, you see, has been ploughed so hard for so long, he can't possibly bring himself to say it.

Ah.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 12th, 2026 at 7:19pm

Dnarever wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:50pm:

tallowood wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:16pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:07pm:

tallowood wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 6:04pm:
This is American voters choice - $5K from Trump or poke in the eye from Dems.


Oh, I see. You think DL's good for it, do you?

You think he plans to carry it out?

We won't ask Bobby. He's currently reeling from being ploughed so hard, he still doesn't know whether to speak out against his DL or open his mouth for a kiss.


Would you see if poked in both eyes?


Would you see if poked in both eyes?

Do you think he is MAGA ?


Tallow's gone too, Dnarever. Look, to be fair, he was never up for much of a chat.

They're here to play shit and run. They shit in the bag, light it up, ring your doorbell and hide behind the fence, giggling.

They're here for one reason, and one reason only.

Yes, Master.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 12th, 2026 at 8:12pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 5:47pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:29pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:24pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 12th, 2026 at 3:00pm:

Quote:
Would any of his cult members like to answer that?


When you're a star they let you do it.


So, it is an election bribe?




Yes - standard practice in politics these days.


Is it?

So which prez has ever offered a cash bribe to vote in the party of his choice?

We'll need a name, thanks.

Over to you.



They all do it and when you're a star they let you do it.







Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 19th, 2026 at 12:23pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after President Donald Trump vowed to issue every American citizen a $5,000 check if Republicans won the midterms, Democrats countered with their own offer: if they are elected, every voter would give them $5,000.

The heartfelt plea was reportedly designed to motivate the Democratic base and get people energized ahead of the midterms, a voting period with famously low voter turnout compared to presidential election years. And nothing motivates Democrats more than promising to take away people's hard-earned money.

In an appearance on CNN, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries explained the party platform. "Republicans are going to reframe this as us taking voter money, but that's not true at all," he said. "We're not taking your cash, you get to give us your cash. That's a big difference. But either way, we end up with your money, and that's what's important."

At a campaign event on Friday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reiterated the popular talking point. "Kennedy famously said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country,'" she said. "And what you can do is give us $5,000 when we raise taxes after the midterms. We will have more of your money. That is our solemn pledge to the American people."

As predicted, Republicans did indeed accuse Democrats of trying to steal taxpayer dollars. "They're not even promising anything, they're just saying they'll take your money," Sen. Rand Paul pointed out. "I don't know why people keep voting for them. Am I out of touch? Should I be stealing money?"

At publishing time, Democrat approval ratings had surged upward among voters who don't pay taxes.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 19th, 2026 at 9:47pm

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 12:23pm:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after President Donald Trump vowed to issue every American citizen a $5,000 check if Republicans won the midterms, Democrats countered with their own offer: if they are elected, every voter would give them $5,000.

The heartfelt plea was reportedly designed to motivate the Democratic base and get people energized ahead of the midterms, a voting period with famously low voter turnout compared to presidential election years. And nothing motivates Democrats more than promising to take away people's hard-earned money.

In an appearance on CNN, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries explained the party platform. "Republicans are going to reframe this as us taking voter money, but that's not true at all," he said. "We're not taking your cash, you get to give us your cash. That's a big difference. But either way, we end up with your money, and that's what's important."

At a campaign event on Friday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reiterated the popular talking point. "Kennedy famously said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country,'" she said. "And what you can do is give us $5,000 when we raise taxes after the midterms. We will have more of your money. That is our solemn pledge to the American people."

As predicted, Republicans did indeed accuse Democrats of trying to steal taxpayer dollars. "They're not even promising anything, they're just saying they'll take your money," Sen. Rand Paul pointed out. "I don't know why people keep voting for them. Am I out of touch? Should I be stealing money?"

At publishing time, Democrat approval ratings had surged upward among voters who don't pay taxes.


And yet, no Dem has ever made such an offer - not during covid, not during the GFC, not even when Clinton - it's the economy, stupid - was pulling in a record surplus. Never ever.

But now, in the middle of the biggest US debt crisis ever, there's your DL, offering bribes.

I must say, it's a little peculiar. You love to chuck a hissy over government waste, mismanagement, corruption and incompetence, but when your DL flips the tables, you go all shy.

All those shibboleths you once espoused - fiscal prudence, free trade, sovereign borders, state rights, the rule of law, "common sense".

Your DL has blitzkrieged them all. Sheesh, he's even threatened to seize territories from your former fatherland. He's telling your beloved Mother England to cede Northern Ireland. He's ended free trade in the US, violated treaties with allies, started wars, breached multiple nations' territorial integrity, sent the National Guard into US states, broken multiple laws, undermined the Constitution and recently condemned the Supreme Court.

You know all this, it's not even news. Now he's offering cash bribes to voters, you're forced to retreat, hiding behind whatabout-that and not satire. You'll chuck in a Paki and a liar-liar for good measure, but you know you're done.

You're not a conservative, you never held to any real values at all. That, dear boy, was all a ruse.

So now we know. You're not a conservative. You're not a lib... you know the word, even if you can't bring yourself to say it. You're not a monarchist or a constitutionalist or any of that guff. All that huffing and puffing about superior Western culture and values, you never meant any of it. 

You, old boy, are a fascist - a naughty old Nazi, and that's okay. Why not just come out and own it?

Your DL is happy to bring down the entire world, and you?

Yes, Master.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:23pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 9:47pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 12:23pm:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after President Donald Trump vowed to issue every American citizen a $5,000 check if Republicans won the midterms, Democrats countered with their own offer: if they are elected, every voter would give them $5,000.

The heartfelt plea was reportedly designed to motivate the Democratic base and get people energized ahead of the midterms, a voting period with famously low voter turnout compared to presidential election years. And nothing motivates Democrats more than promising to take away people's hard-earned money.

In an appearance on CNN, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries explained the party platform. "Republicans are going to reframe this as us taking voter money, but that's not true at all," he said. "We're not taking your cash, you get to give us your cash. That's a big difference. But either way, we end up with your money, and that's what's important."

At a campaign event on Friday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reiterated the popular talking point. "Kennedy famously said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country,'" she said. "And what you can do is give us $5,000 when we raise taxes after the midterms. We will have more of your money. That is our solemn pledge to the American people."

As predicted, Republicans did indeed accuse Democrats of trying to steal taxpayer dollars. "They're not even promising anything, they're just saying they'll take your money," Sen. Rand Paul pointed out. "I don't know why people keep voting for them. Am I out of touch? Should I be stealing money?"

At publishing time, Democrat approval ratings had surged upward among voters who don't pay taxes.


And yet, no Dem has ever made such an offer - not during covid, not during the GFC, not even when Clinton - it's the economy, stupid - was pulling in a record surplus. Never ever.

But now, in the middle of the biggest US debt crisis ever, there's your DL, offering bribes.

I must say, it's a little peculiar. You love to chuck a hissy over government waste, mismanagement, corruption and incompetence, but when your DL flips the tables, you go all shy.

All those shibboleths you once espoused - fiscal prudence, free trade, sovereign borders, state rights, the rule of law, "common sense".

Your DL has blitzkrieged them all. Sheesh, he's even threatened to seize territories from your former fatherland. He's telling your beloved Mother England to cede Northern Ireland. He's ended free trade in the US, violated treaties with allies, started wars, breached multiple nations' territorial integrity, sent the National Guard into US states, broken multiple laws, undermined the Constitution and recently condemned the Supreme Court.

You know all this, it's not even news. Now he's offering cash bribes to voters, you're forced to retreat, hiding behind whatabout-that and not satire. You'll chuck in a Paki and a liar-liar for good measure, but you know you're done.

You're not a conservative, you never held to any real values at all. That, dear boy, was all a ruse.

So now we know. You're not a conservative. You're not a lib... you know the word, even if you can't bring yourself to say it. You're not a monarchist or a constitutionalist or any of that guff. All that huffing and puffing about superior Western culture and values, you never meant any of it. 

You, old boy, are a fascist - a naughty old Nazi, and that's okay. Why not just come out and own it?

Your DL is happy to bring down the entire world, and you?

Yes, Master.


;D ;D ;D

Oh, *uck off, you silly old geriatric po-faced arse sniffing  windbag.

:D :D



Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Carl D on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:47pm

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:23pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 9:47pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 12:23pm:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after President Donald Trump vowed to issue every American citizen a $5,000 check if Republicans won the midterms, Democrats countered with their own offer: if they are elected, every voter would give them $5,000.

The heartfelt plea was reportedly designed to motivate the Democratic base and get people energized ahead of the midterms, a voting period with famously low voter turnout compared to presidential election years. And nothing motivates Democrats more than promising to take away people's hard-earned money.

In an appearance on CNN, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries explained the party platform. "Republicans are going to reframe this as us taking voter money, but that's not true at all," he said. "We're not taking your cash, you get to give us your cash. That's a big difference. But either way, we end up with your money, and that's what's important."

At a campaign event on Friday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reiterated the popular talking point. "Kennedy famously said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country,'" she said. "And what you can do is give us $5,000 when we raise taxes after the midterms. We will have more of your money. That is our solemn pledge to the American people."

As predicted, Republicans did indeed accuse Democrats of trying to steal taxpayer dollars. "They're not even promising anything, they're just saying they'll take your money," Sen. Rand Paul pointed out. "I don't know why people keep voting for them. Am I out of touch? Should I be stealing money?"

At publishing time, Democrat approval ratings had surged upward among voters who don't pay taxes.


And yet, no Dem has ever made such an offer - not during covid, not during the GFC, not even when Clinton - it's the economy, stupid - was pulling in a record surplus. Never ever.

But now, in the middle of the biggest US debt crisis ever, there's your DL, offering bribes.

I must say, it's a little peculiar. You love to chuck a hissy over government waste, mismanagement, corruption and incompetence, but when your DL flips the tables, you go all shy.

All those shibboleths you once espoused - fiscal prudence, free trade, sovereign borders, state rights, the rule of law, "common sense".

Your DL has blitzkrieged them all. Sheesh, he's even threatened to seize territories from your former fatherland. He's telling your beloved Mother England to cede Northern Ireland. He's ended free trade in the US, violated treaties with allies, started wars, breached multiple nations' territorial integrity, sent the National Guard into US states, broken multiple laws, undermined the Constitution and recently condemned the Supreme Court.

You know all this, it's not even news. Now he's offering cash bribes to voters, you're forced to retreat, hiding behind whatabout-that and not satire. You'll chuck in a Paki and a liar-liar for good measure, but you know you're done.

You're not a conservative, you never held to any real values at all. That, dear boy, was all a ruse.

So now we know. You're not a conservative. You're not a lib... you know the word, even if you can't bring yourself to say it. You're not a monarchist or a constitutionalist or any of that guff. All that huffing and puffing about superior Western culture and values, you never meant any of it. 

You, old boy, are a fascist - a naughty old Nazi, and that's okay. Why not just come out and own it?

Your DL is happy to bring down the entire world, and you?

Yes, Master.


;D ;D ;D

Oh, *uck off, you silly old geriatric po-faced arse sniffing  windbag.

:D :D


But, old boy, you left out Paki and liar-liar.

Come come, that's not very sporting, now is it? One can hardly see how the Third Reich would have come into being if the Nazis just spent all day moaning about geriatrics and windbags.

Where's the nationalistic fervour? Where's the Kierkegaard references and Danish flags?

Not cricket.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 19th, 2026 at 11:15pm

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)


Hey, you should see their serious website.

They plagiarize articles from the fake news with their own "not-satire" spin that kind of reads like satire. Perhaps they've forgotten the difference.

Here's they are preaching the good news about DL's latest acquisition of Greenland:

https://notthebee.com/article/trump-secures-greenland-deal-that-allows-massive-us-military-expansion-and-bans-competitors-like-china

The old boy should appreciate that. He's been calling for the US invasion of Denmark for years.

Not satire.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 20th, 2026 at 10:56am

This forum is full of Democrats like Pecca:



Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 20th, 2026 at 4:22pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Well, you ARE a homosexual. As is Carl.

Not satire. 

Say it.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 20th, 2026 at 5:32pm

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 4:22pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Well, you ARE a homosexual. As is Carl.

Not satire. 

Say it.


A white supremacist, defender of rapists and other criminals, and a homophobe.

Oh dear   ::)

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:31pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 5:32pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 4:22pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Well, you ARE a homosexual. As is Carl.

Not satire. 

Say it.


A white supremacist, defender of rapists and other criminals, and a homophobe.

Oh dear   ::)


;D ;D
So acknowledging homosexuals AS homosexuals is now homophobia, is it, dim little creepy eejit.


Apart from yoyr obvious slanderous, lying creepiness, you are, above all, a John Smith/BBbwiyawn class dense daftard.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by greggerypeccary on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:33pm

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:31pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 5:32pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 4:22pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Well, you ARE a homosexual. As is Carl.

Not satire. 

Say it.


A white supremacist, defender of rapists and other criminals, and a homophobe.

Oh dear   ::)


;D ;D
So acknowledging homosexuals AS homosexuals is now homophobia, is it, dim little creepy eejit.


Apart from yoyr obvious slanderous, lying creepiness, you are, above all, a John Smith/BBbwiyawn class dense daftard.


You really shouldn't have opened that second bottle   ::)

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:42pm

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 4:22pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Well, you ARE a homosexual. As is Carl.

Not satire. 

Say it.




Not that .....



Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Carl D on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:45pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:33pm:
You really shouldn't have opened that second bottle   ::)


Ah, it's "Frank Sunday" again.

I'm sure he will get to three before the end of the evening.

;D

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:33pm

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:31pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 5:32pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 4:22pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Well, you ARE a homosexual. As is Carl.

Not satire. 

Say it.


A white supremacist, defender of rapists and other criminals, and a homophobe.

Oh dear   ::)


;D ;D
So acknowledging homosexuals AS homosexuals is now homophobia, is it, dim little creepy eejit.


Apart from yoyr obvious slanderous, lying creepiness, you are, above all, a John Smith/BBbwiyawn class dense daftard.


Just so. Acknowledging Aussies as Pakis is a tad phobic too, old boy.

Are there any phobias you don't have?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:36pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:33pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:31pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 5:32pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 4:22pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Well, you ARE a homosexual. As is Carl.

Not satire. 

Say it.


A white supremacist, defender of rapists and other criminals, and a homophobe.

Oh dear   ::)


;D ;D
So acknowledging homosexuals AS homosexuals is now homophobia, is it, dim little creepy eejit.


Apart from yoyr obvious slanderous, lying creepiness, you are, above all, a John Smith/BBbwiyawn class dense daftard.


Just so. Acknowledging Aussies as Pakis is a tad phobic too, old boy.

Are there any phobias you don't have?



You are a homosexual.
Say it.


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 21st, 2026 at 4:14am

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:36pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:33pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 6:31pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 5:32pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 4:22pm:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:50pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:32pm:

Carl D wrote on Sep 19th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
Nothing to see here.

Silly old Frank just has another "Bee" in his bonnet.

He probably believes it's real, of course.  ::)

Paki arse sniffer thought it was real, mincing Derek.
He's gay like you but more out there .  More militant.


Ah.

We got there in the end, no?

Well, you ARE a homosexual. As is Carl.

Not satire. 

Say it.


A white supremacist, defender of rapists and other criminals, and a homophobe.

Oh dear   ::)


;D ;D
So acknowledging homosexuals AS homosexuals is now homophobia, is it, dim little creepy eejit.


Apart from yoyr obvious slanderous, lying creepiness, you are, above all, a John Smith/BBbwiyawn class dense daftard.


Just so. Acknowledging Aussies as Pakis is a tad phobic too, old boy.

Are there any phobias you don't have?



You are a homosexual.
Say it.


Why? What are you, a sex Nazi?

Oh. Sorry. How rude of me.

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 21st, 2026 at 8:17am

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 4:14am:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:36pm:
You are a homosexual.
Say it.


Why? What are you, a sex Nazi?

Oh. Sorry. How rude of me.




Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 17th, 2026 at 8:52pm:
Let it be noted for the record that you didn’t deny it. Eww!


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Enquiring mind on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:48pm

Frank wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 8:17am:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 4:14am:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:36pm:
You are a homosexual.
Say it.


Why? What are you, a sex Nazi?

Oh. Sorry. How rude of me.




Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 17th, 2026 at 8:52pm:
Let it be noted for the record that you didn’t deny it. Eww!


Just so. You tried denying your white supremacism. Such handwringing softcockery, so cringeworthy.

A couple of questions later, you fessed up to supporting the enslavement of the inferior - ahem - cultures.

At least we got there in the end, eh?

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:49pm

Frank wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 8:17am:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 4:14am:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:36pm:
You are a homosexual.
Say it.


Why? What are you, a sex Nazi?

Oh. Sorry. How rude of me.




Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 17th, 2026 at 8:52pm:
Let it be noted for the record that you didn’t deny it. Eww!



Karnal is not a homo is he?

Not that .....

Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:52pm

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:48pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 8:17am:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 4:14am:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:36pm:
You are a homosexual.
Say it.


Why? What are you, a sex Nazi?

Oh. Sorry. How rude of me.




Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 17th, 2026 at 8:52pm:
Let it be noted for the record that you didn’t deny it. Eww!


Just so. You tried denying your white supremacism. Such handwringing softcockery, so cringeworthy.

A couple of questions later, you fessed up to supporting the enslavement of the inferior - ahem - cultures.

At least we got there in the end, eh?

You are a homosexual, though.
Say it.


Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Frank on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:53pm

Bobby. wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:49pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 8:17am:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 4:14am:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:36pm:
You are a homosexual.
Say it.


Why? What are you, a sex Nazi?

Oh. Sorry. How rude of me.




Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 17th, 2026 at 8:52pm:
Let it be noted for the record that you didn’t deny it. Eww!



Karnal is not a homo is he?

Not that .....


You are a homosexual, too, arent you.



Title: Re: Trump gives every American $5000
Post by Bobby. on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:54pm

Frank wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:53pm:

Bobby. wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 7:49pm:

Frank wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 8:17am:

Enquiring mind wrote on Sep 21st, 2026 at 4:14am:

Frank wrote on Sep 20th, 2026 at 8:36pm:
You are a homosexual.
Say it.


Why? What are you, a sex Nazi?

Oh. Sorry. How rude of me.




Armchair_Politician wrote on Sep 17th, 2026 at 8:52pm:
Let it be noted for the record that you didn’t deny it. Eww!



Karnal is not a homo is he?

Not that .....


You are a homosexual, too, arent you.



I'm the straightest bloke on this forum.

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