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Title: Missing Person
Post by greggerypeccary on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 12:04pm

Anyone seen a 56-year-old woman around lately?

Tall, cinnamon blond hair, fond of a fancy hat and, to quote Vogue, occasionally dresses like a “freelance magician”.

She goes by the name “Melania Trump” or “first lady”, and she appears to be missing again.

Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by greggerypeccary on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 2:57pm

Has she gone back to Slovenia to earn a few extra bucks?

Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by UnSubRocky on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:06pm

So, you want to show pictures of Melania Trump or Hayden Panetierre? Would yout like an uppercut, greg?

Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by greggerypeccary on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:08pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:06pm:

So, you want to show pictures of Melania Trump or Hayden Panetierre? Would yout like an uppercut, greg?

Did you know Melania's family had a dog when she was growing up?

Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by greggerypeccary on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:18pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:06pm:

So, you want to show pictures of Melania Trump or Hayden Panetierre? Would yout like an uppercut, greg?

I've shown no pictures of her.

The woman in the OP next to Melania is Natalie Harp - Trump's 35 year old mistress.

Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by greggerypeccary on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 6:55pm

I hope she hasn't "accidentally" fallen down the stairs :-/

Title: Re: Missing Person
Post by UnSubRocky on Aug 20^th, 2026 at 1:54pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:18pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:06pm:

So, you want to show pictures of Melania Trump or Hayden Panetierre? Would yout like an uppercut, greg?

I've shown no pictures of her.

The woman in the OP next to Melania is Natalie Harp - Trump's 35 year old mistress.

You know, I have no recollection of posting that, greg. According to the time of the post, I fell asleep between then and 3:30pm. Feel free to delete the post.

Title: Re: Missing Person - Where's Wife #3?
Post by greggerypeccary on Aug 20^th, 2026 at 2:21pm

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 20^th, 2026 at 1:54pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:18pm:

UnSubRocky wrote on Aug 19^th, 2026 at 3:06pm:

So, you want to show pictures of Melania Trump or Hayden Panetierre? Would yout like an uppercut, greg?

I've shown no pictures of her.

The woman in the OP next to Melania is Natalie Harp - Trump's 35 year old mistress.

You know, I have no recollection of posting that, greg. According to the time of the post, I fell asleep between then and 3:30pm. Feel free to delete the post.

All good ;)

The question still remains though: where is Melania?

She hasn't been seen for many weeks now.