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http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl General Discussion >> America >> Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1785028925 Message started by Armchair_Politician on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:22am

Title: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:22am

I bet he wears adult diapers…

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-constantly-smells-like-37455402?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwdGRjcATSQDpwZG9mBWZkaWQWULQv_9Cw21OKnCZ136eXc2fexrw-72V4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR4FIxzqXDB1a945iVBPebYBJpMvolNMzKZ1RtlJHZaQ_cuPBj9FgUWUdGuxaQ_aem_CmOyUa3esmaIIiv8XREVKA#Echobox=1784962250

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:36am

He won't be able to lie his way out of this:

Congestive heart failure is a long-term condition that happens when your heart can’t pump blood well enough to give your body a normal supply. Blood and fluids collect in your lungs and legs over time. Medications and other treatments help manage symptoms like swelling. Congestive heart failure is life-limiting for many.

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:39am

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:36am:

The treatment he must be getting would explain the bruising and bandaids on his hand.

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:41am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:22am:

This specialist clearly knows what he's talking about, Armchair. Good thing the bots are able to rewrite and publish his social media feed, eh?

Oh brave new world with such wonderous things in it.

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:56am

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:41am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:22am:

This specialist clearly knows what he's talking about, Armchair. Good thing the bots are able to rewrite and publish his social media feed, eh?

Oh brave new world with such wonderous things in it.

The world will be a far better place when the orange rapist is no longer stinking it up!

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 12:37pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:22am:

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 2:59pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 12:37pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:22am:

Poor Melania, a woman in the prime of her life and she’s married to a geriatric infant.

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Leroy on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 6:34pm

I'm surprised you missed this armchair, same journalist, same medical expert. Anyway looks like you are right.

Quote:

Donald Trump 'high as a kite on powerful drug to hide his disintegrating brain'

By Dan Grennan Audience Writer
17:55, 23 Jul 2026
The Orange Manbaby delivered a speech – if you can call it that – to crowd in Georgia which was littered with the usual unhinged jibber-jabber
The US President was "high as a kite on Adderall" while delivering a speech at a school, a medical expert has said. The 80-year-old leader was speaking at a campaign-like rally at Wheeler High School in Marietta, Georgia last night.
Dr Adam James, who has over a decade experience in treating the elderly, believes Trump took a powerful stimulant called Adderall to hide his mental defects. "He was high as bugger on Adderall last night," the physical therapist said.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-high-kite-powerful-37469618

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 6:38pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 2:59pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 12:37pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 11:22am:

Poor Melania, a woman in the prime of her life and she’s married to a geriatric infant.

She isn't worthy of sympathy.

In fact, she deserves everything she gets.

Her and her butt-ugly, criminal son are just as bad as the rapist and convicted felon she married.

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Vic on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 4:26pm

Had to laugh

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Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 5:48pm

Vic wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 4:26pm:

Had to laugh

What should you do if your wife starts smoking during sex?

Slow down.

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 6:58pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 2:59pm:

Poor Melania, a woman in the prime of her life and she’s married to a geriatric infant.

"Prime of her life"??? Melania Trump?

Melania's prime of her life was about 25 years ago. Sure, there would be plenty of men that would still want to bang Melania. But, even better when she was in her 30s.

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 7:01pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 26^th, 2026 at 6:38pm:

She isn't worthy of sympathy.

In fact, she deserves everything she gets.

Her and her butt-ugly, criminal son are just as bad as the rapist and convicted felon she married.

They are innocents in the world of the Trumps. Melania likely married Trump to leave Slovenia and obtain American citizenship.

Title: Re: Trump smells of urine, living on borrowed time
Post by Paki gob on a stick on Jul 29^th, 2026 at 7:43pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 5:48pm:

Vic wrote on Jul 27^th, 2026 at 4:26pm:

Had to laugh

What should you do if your wife starts smoking during sex?

Slow down.

You might want to let the "noble Scoot" know that one, Armchair.

Stop me if you've heard this one before, but he tried sticking nicotine patches all over his lovely wife, Mrs Scoot. The 4mg patch nearly gave her a heart attack, poor dear.

The doc had to bung her on Valium for a couple of months to sort her out. It helped with her anxiety problems, but she got a little lapse, so to speak, in her domestic duties.

You name it, putting salt in Aquascoot's tea, forgetting she'd taken her sleepers and popping more, putting Vegemite on her lamingtons - can you imagine? It was a bit of a disaster.

So they whacked her on Adderall to pep her up. The woman couldn't stop cleaning, poor thing. Aquascoot called time when she hoovered up his dentures. He thinks it was deliberate. The uppers turned her a bit ditzy - worse than the Valium, anyway, so Aquascoot told the doc to double her Valium dose and keep it going.

She's doing okay now. She spends most of her time snoozing, which keeps her out of trouble. Aquascoot doesn't mind putting a teabag in a cup and boiling a kettle, it's a lot easier that he thought. If he needs a meal, he can order Uber Eats.

Women - who needs them?