No, not this one:

https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/gettyimages-488226322.jpg

There's another US parasite that causes explosive diarrhoea.

A parasitic infection that causes miserable bouts of watery, “explosive” diarrhea is surging across the United States. Several states are seeing cyclosporiasis rates that are unusually high for this time of year. Meanwhile, health authorities are scrambling to identify the source driving the outbreaks.

As of July 14, nearly 7,000 cases of cyclosporiasis have been reported by at least 34 states, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/medical-montezuma_s_revenge-sicknesses-ill-illnesses-disease-jco0107_low.jpg

The infection is caused by the Cyclospora cayetanensis parasite, which spreads through food and water contaminated with feces from an infected person, also known as the fecal-oral route. Person-to-person spread is highly unlikely, per the CDC.


Lindsey Graham?   :-/

Oh, I'm sure RFK Jr. will be along soon to tell everyone there's nothing to worry about.

Same goes for Ebola, bird flu and other illnesses.

Then he'll probably go back to studying dead raccoon penises or something.  :-[

[quote author=carlsd link=1784159153/3#3 date=1784160529]Oh, I'm sure RFK Jr. will be along soon to tell everyone there's nothing to worry about.

Same goes for Ebola, bird flu and other illnesses.

Then he'll probably go back to studying dead raccoon penises or something.  :-[/quote]

He's the cause of it.

The country is in the midst of a nationwide outbreak of explosive diarrhea caused by a parasite the CDC stopped surveilling at the federal level in July 2025.

That’s around the same time the Trump administration began haphazardly attacking and defunding federal health and science agencies under the guise of “government efficiency,” with Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. separately also pushing out critical federal scientists and researchers.

Now gweggy is an American, the host of the parasite. ::)

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 16^th, 2026 at 9:45am:

A parasitic infection that causes miserable bouts of watery, “explosive” diarrhea is surging across the United States. Several states are seeing cyclosporiasis rates that are unusually high for this time of year. Meanwhile, health authorities are scrambling to identify the source driving the outbreaks. As of July 14, nearly 7,000 cases of cyclosporiasis have been reported by at least 34 states, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

They've got the gweggies.

Parasite. Tick.
Gives you the shites. Tick
Totally hideous and unpleasant. Tick.

The gweggies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJwjvNYKuyY

"Butthole Covid"  :o

This comment wins the Internet today:


Quote:

@davidtaylor111 4 hours ago Finally a pandemic worth buying all the toilet paper for

;D

(However, he really shouldn't be giving people ideas - especially the MAGA crowd).

Carl D wrote on Jul 16^th, 2026 at 4:59pm:

"Butthole Covid"  :o This comment wins the Internet today: Quote: @davidtaylor111 4 hours ago Finally a pandemic worth buying all the toilet paper for ;D (However, he really shouldn't be giving people ideas - especially the MAGA crowd).

'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak


https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a5be750196c46a5be750196c5.jpg

Trump - rapist and convicted felon - linked to new diarrhea outbreak scandal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCTZ2SC_fYA

I have the trots. Should I be worried?

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2026 at 8:36pm:

Trump - rapist and convicted felon - linked to new diarrhea outbreak scandal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCTZ2SC_fYA

Anyone who comes into contact with you, repulsived creep, gets the shitts. 
It IS you.

Muriel wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2026 at 8:40pm:

I have the trots. Should I be worried?

Too much gweggy time, perv.

Frank wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2026 at 8:41pm:

Muriel wrote on Jul 22nd, 2026 at 8:40pm: I have the trots. Should I be worried? Too much gweggy time, perv.

Do prep for a colonoscopy, Frannie.