When asked to pretend who he would pick if his marriage went “tits up”, Mr Albanese said he would “clearly” choose Minogue for “all of the above”, calling the singer “terrific”.

In between the game about fantasy partners, Mr Albanese was also asked if he and Ms Haydon were “still bonking like rabbits”, to which he responded that they did so “after the footy”.

"It’s always a good aphrodisiac, a Souths win,” he said.

He said he would choose to have sex with Minogue over Nicole Kidman and Rhonda Burchmore during a game of “shag, marry, date” on a podcast with comedian Nikki Osborne last Friday.



Smutty little runt. Fighting Tories, eh?

Would she let him grab her by the puss?

Hi Frank,
are you OK ? -

is there something we need to know about? -

is there anything you should be telling us?   :-/

At first I thought this was another one of Frank's Babylon Bee stories.

However, seeing as he didn't provide a link (as usual):

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese apologises 'unequivocally' for saying he would ‘shag’ Kylie Minogue in podcast interview

The only redeeming thing about all of this is I'm pretty sure none of these women would let someone like Albanese touch them with a ten foot pole.

And who could blame them?

Women’s rights advocates condemned Mr Albanese’s comments on the podcast less than a week after Labor and the Greens voted down two attempts by One Nation and the Coalition to reinstate biological definitions of sex to the Sex Discrimination Act.

Mr Albanese has previously dismissed the issue as a “culture war” and businesswoman Ms Grover said his latest remarks were leaving a poor track record.

“I think it’s telling that as Albanese is dismissing women’s sex-based rights as a ‘culture war’, he is being culturally repulsive by using the degradation of women seemingly to win ‘cool guy’ points,” Ms Grover said. “If he wants to prove us wrong he can do the work to actually listen to women and put the accurate definition of women back in law.”


What does Jodi think of his hubby? No Rabbitohs bonking for a while.
(Try to get that image out of your head... )

Carl D wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:23am:

At first I thought this was another one of Frank's Babylon Bee stories. However, seeing as he didn't provide a link (as usual): Prime Minister Anthony Albanese apologises 'unequivocally' for saying he would ‘shag’ Kylie Minogue in podcast interview The only redeeming thing about all of this is I'm pretty sure none of these women would let someone like Albanese touch them with a ten foot pole. And who could blame them?

Absolutely - he's a weaselly little runt with a high opinion of himself. 

But how appallingly disrespectful of his wife of 6 months!  His answer to these ludicrous questions should have been "none of the above." 

Albo is a quality politician

Anything to draw attention away from his now notorious lies.

I’ve met many old men desperate to be 25 again but Albo is the leader of them.

His desperation to look and sound young again is cringeworthy!

Nikki Osborne - AKA "Bush Barbie" AKA "Bushy" set up Albo for this.

I don't think she will be very popular with the Labor party after this.

Albo was a mug to take part in this stuff. He is so desperate to look like a modern polly ...

I hope this causes more damage to him.  ;D

The "comedian" is a female?  :o

That makes it even worse.

https://i.postimg.cc/50jDYBbn/Screenshot-2026-07-06-081458.png

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:08am:

Hi Frank, are you OK ? - is there something we need to know about? - is there anything you should be telling us?   :-/

I apologise,
Frank was telling the truth -
Albo made a faux pas -
only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue.

What a slimy, dirty sod.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 2:56pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 9:08am: Hi Frank, are you OK ? - is there something we need to know about? - is there anything you should be telling us?   :-/ I apologise, Frank was telling the truth - Albo made a faux pas - only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue. What a slimy, dirty sod.

Don't you?

Or, is Jason more your style?

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 2:56pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 9:08am: Hi Frank, are you OK ? - is there something we need to know about? - is there anything you should be telling us?   :-/ I apologise, Frank was telling the truth - Albo made a faux pas - only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue. What a slimy, dirty sod. Don't you? Or, is Jason more your style?

It's not about me - it's about the PM you voted for -

a slime bag, commie philanderer.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:33pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 3:28pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 2:56pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 9:08am: Hi Frank, are you OK ? - is there something we need to know about? - is there anything you should be telling us?   :-/ I apologise, Frank was telling the truth - Albo made a faux pas - only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue. What a slimy, dirty sod. Don't you? Or, is Jason more your style? It's not about me - it's about the PM you voted for - a slime bag, commie philanderer.

I didn't vote for Albo - I'm not in his electorate.

Moreover, from day one I've never wanted him as our PM - my pick was Jason Clare.

Now, Kylie or Jason?  You didn't say.

And of course the weaselly, lying little runt did not apologise.

Someone in his office wrote a statement and his office released it. They wouldn't let the little prick face the press and apologise in his own words out of his own mouth.


“I apologise unequivocally for the comments,” Mr Albanese said in a statement issued through the Prime Minister's Office.



“You'd marry Kylie? And shag her? And date her?” Ms Osborne asked.

“All of the above. She’s terrific,” Mr Albanese said.

“Alright, it’s a triple,” Ms Osborne said.

Mr Albanese was also asked during the podcast if he was still “bonking like rabbits” with his wife.

“Well, you know, when we have time... After the footy, it’s always a good aphrodisiac a South (Sydney Rabbitohs) win,” he said.

“Prime Minister Anthony Albanese discussed "melons" during a controversial interview on the Bush Deep podcast hosted by comedian Nikki Osborne.When asked about the worst overseas gifts he’s received, he mentioned that Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi once brought him "two melons," which he described as strange but good.The melon mention sparked significant backlash. During that same exchange, Osborne quipped, "She just came in looking like Pamela Anderson?", which prompted the Prime Minister to smile and make hand gestures in front of his chest. This exchange, combined with other crude comments made during the podcast, led to heavy public criticism and forced the Prime Minister to issue a formal apology.”

“ ai

While tens of thousands of Australians are living in tent cities and the economy is tanking.

THIS is what is on our Prime Minister’s mind?

I can totally understand why people are voting one nation!

He got asked what was an inappropriate question for a PM.  He gave an answer  - in jest - that most of us would have given, noting what the other two choices were.  Talk about hyperventilation!    If he had not of answered you would all be bitching about how up himself he was!

Naturally, the Opposition are all over it like blowies on a green steak, rather than trying to put up a decent  alternative for Government.      Watch the opinion polls keep steadily climbing for Albanese and Labor - even after this bit of fluff

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 3:55pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 3:33pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 3:28pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 2:56pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 9:08am: Hi Frank, are you OK ? - is there something we need to know about? - is there anything you should be telling us?   :-/ I apologise, Frank was telling the truth - Albo made a faux pas - only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue. What a slimy, dirty sod. Don't you? Or, is Jason more your style? It's not about me - it's about the PM you voted for - a slime bag, commie philanderer. I didn't vote for Albo - I'm not in his electorate. Moreover, from day one I've never wanted him as our PM - my pick was Jason Clare. Now, Kylie or Jason?  You didn't say.

All Albo wanted was a root.   ::)

Daves2017 wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 6:10pm:

“Prime Minister Anthony Albanese discussed "melons" during a controversial interview on the Bush Deep podcast hosted by comedian Nikki Osborne.When asked about the worst overseas gifts he’s received, he mentioned that Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi once brought him "two melons," which he described as strange but good.The melon mention sparked significant backlash. During that same exchange, Osborne quipped, "She just came in looking like Pamela Anderson?", which prompted the Prime Minister to smile and make hand gestures in front of his chest. This exchange, combined with other crude comments made during the podcast, led to heavy public criticism and forced the Prime Minister to issue a formal apology.” “ ai While tens of thousands of Australians are living in tent cities and the economy is tanking. THIS is what is on our Prime Minister’s mind? I can totally understand why people are voting one nation!

Vote #1   Pauline Hanson if you care about the dignity of women.

Vic wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 6:29pm:

He got asked what was an inappropriate question for a PM.  He gave an answer  - in jest - that most of us would have given, noting what the other two choices were.  Talk about hyperventilation!    If he had not of answered you would all be bitching about how up himself he was! Naturally, the Opposition are all over it like blowies on a green steak, rather than trying to put up a decent  alternative for Government.      Watch the opinion polls keep steadily climbing for Albanese and Labor - even after this bit of fluff

He's PM, not a retired nobody, Vic.

Geddit??

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 7:03pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 3:55pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 3:33pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 3:28pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 2:56pm: Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 9:08am: Hi Frank, are you OK ? - is there something we need to know about? - is there anything you should be telling us?   :-/ I apologise, Frank was telling the truth - Albo made a faux pas - only 6 months after marrying his lovely wife - he wants to root Kylie Minogue. What a slimy, dirty sod. Don't you? Or, is Jason more your style? It's not about me - it's about the PM you voted for - a slime bag, commie philanderer. I didn't vote for Albo - I'm not in his electorate. Moreover, from day one I've never wanted him as our PM - my pick was Jason Clare. Now, Kylie or Jason?  You didn't say. All Albo wanted was a root.   ::)

Kylie's response.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_TvpBwSZDM

The interview took place in the lodge.

Does the prime minister of Australia have no moral compass or is he just Trump?

Bonking his wife only after the football game is finished?

Yet the Labor women say….. nothing?

It was an amazing set up and Albo has crawled back into his hole and had a staffer write a six word apology.

A man like a leader he is not!

But he’s a fantastic liar

Daves2017 wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 7:45pm:

The interview took place in the lodge. Does the prime minister of Australia have no moral compass or is he just Trump? Bonking his wife only after the football game is finished? Yet the Labor women say….. nothing? It was an amazing set up and Albo has crawled back into his hole and had a staffer write a six word apology. A man like a leader he is not! But he’s a fantastic liar

He's a  slime bag, commie philanderer.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 7:52pm:

Daves2017 wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 7:45pm: The interview took place in the lodge. Does the prime minister of Australia have no moral compass or is he just Trump? Bonking his wife only after the football game is finished? Yet the Labor women say….. nothing? It was an amazing set up and Albo has crawled back into his hole and had a staffer write a six word apology. A man like a leader he is not! But he’s a fantastic liar He's a  slime bag, commie philanderer.

Here ya go, Bobby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5TEZM5x8wk

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 7:55pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 7:52pm: Daves2017 wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 7:45pm: The interview took place in the lodge. Does the prime minister of Australia have no moral compass or is he just Trump? Bonking his wife only after the football game is finished? Yet the Labor women say….. nothing? It was an amazing set up and Albo has crawled back into his hole and had a staffer write a six word apology. A man like a leader he is not! But he’s a fantastic liar He's a  slime bag, commie philanderer. Here ya go, Bobby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5TEZM5x8wk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrKKt6NprVM

Frank wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Vic wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 6:29pm: He got asked what was an inappropriate question for a PM.  He gave an answer  - in jest - that most of us would have given, noting what the other two choices were.  Talk about hyperventilation!    If he had not of answered you would all be bitching about how up himself he was! Naturally, the Opposition are all over it like blowies on a green steak, rather than trying to put up a decent  alternative for Government.      Watch the opinion polls keep steadily climbing for Albanese and Labor - even after this bit of fluff He's PM, not a retired nobody, Vic. Geddit??

I do Frank.    I just think in the scheme of things it will just blow away.  I did find One Nation’s response was even better.   Their Spokesperson, Barnaby Joyce apparently of the view that this showed disrespect for women.   Who would have thunk eh?  A gutter dwelling, wife cheating, staff rooting alcoholic now one nation’s voice in the wilderness for women.     As for albo, meh, I put as much angst into it as I did when Abbott was caught winking when speaking with a pro on radio.    But, whatever makes your day Frank.

Vic wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 8:11pm:

Frank wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 7:36pm: Vic wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 6:29pm: He got asked what was an inappropriate question for a PM.  He gave an answer  - in jest - that most of us would have given, noting what the other two choices were.  Talk about hyperventilation!    If he had not of answered you would all be bitching about how up himself he was! Naturally, the Opposition are all over it like blowies on a green steak, rather than trying to put up a decent  alternative for Government.      Watch the opinion polls keep steadily climbing for Albanese and Labor - even after this bit of fluff He's PM, not a retired nobody, Vic. Geddit?? I do Frank.    I just think in the scheme of things it will just blow away.  I did find One Nation’s response was even better.   Their Spokesperson, Barnaby Joyce apparently of the view that this showed disrespect for women.   Who would have thunk eh?  A gutter dwelling, wife cheating, staff rooting alcoholic now one nation’s voice in the wilderness for women.     As for albo, meh, I put as much angst into it as I did when Abbott was caught winking when speaking with a pro on radio.    But, whatever makes your day Frank.

One Nation has no respect for women.

Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party rehired Sean Black, a convicted rapist and sex offender, as a campaign manager and adviser.

Senator Hanson defended the hiring, asserting that he had served his time and deserved a "second chance".

Barnaby Joyce supported his leader’s comments, saying that convicted criminals needed a chance at “redemption”.

Vic  on Barny,

Quote:

Who would have thunk eh?  A gutter dwelling, wife cheating, staff rooting alcoholic now one nation’s voice in the wilderness for women.

 

They all do it now - there's no morality in politics.
It's another sign of the End Times.

Vic wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 8:11pm:

Frank wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 7:36pm: Vic wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 6:29pm: He got asked what was an inappropriate question for a PM.  He gave an answer  - in jest - that most of us would have given, noting what the other two choices were.  Talk about hyperventilation!    If he had not of answered you would all be bitching about how up himself he was! Naturally, the Opposition are all over it like blowies on a green steak, rather than trying to put up a decent  alternative for Government.      Watch the opinion polls keep steadily climbing for Albanese and Labor - even after this bit of fluff He's PM, not a retired nobody, Vic. Geddit?? I do Frank.    I just think in the scheme of things it will just blow away.  I did find One Nation’s response was even better.   Their Spokesperson, Barnaby Joyce apparently of the view that this showed disrespect for women.   Who would have thunk eh?  A gutter dwelling, wife cheating, staff rooting alcoholic now one nation’s voice in the wilderness for women.     As for albo, meh, I put as much angst into it as I did when Abbott was caught winking when speaking with a pro on radio.    But, whatever makes your day Frank.

The word of the day - every day when lefties stumble is:

Hypocrisy.


Labour and the Greens were apoplectic when Abbot winked on radio. SHY even called for his resignation. Pilbersek pouted, they all yammered about how unworthy of a PM to wink on radio.
Now, it's nuffin' to see here, and anyways,  look ovef there, Barnaby'.

Pathetic. We ALL see your utter hypocrisy, including you.

Frank wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:53pm:

Vic wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 8:11pm: Frank wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 7:36pm: Vic wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 6:29pm: He got asked what was an inappropriate question for a PM.  He gave an answer  - in jest - that most of us would have given, noting what the other two choices were.  Talk about hyperventilation!    If he had not of answered you would all be bitching about how up himself he was! Naturally, the Opposition are all over it like blowies on a green steak, rather than trying to put up a decent  alternative for Government.      Watch the opinion polls keep steadily climbing for Albanese and Labor - even after this bit of fluff He's PM, not a retired nobody, Vic. Geddit?? I do Frank.    I just think in the scheme of things it will just blow away.  I did find One Nation’s response was even better.   Their Spokesperson, Barnaby Joyce apparently of the view that this showed disrespect for women.   Who would have thunk eh?  A gutter dwelling, wife cheating, staff rooting alcoholic now one nation’s voice in the wilderness for women.     As for albo, meh, I put as much angst into it as I did when Abbott was caught winking when speaking with a pro on radio.    But, whatever makes your day Frank. The word of the day - every day when lefties stumble is: Hypocrisy. Labour and the Greens were apoplectic when Abbot winked on radio. SHY even called for his resignation. Pilbersek pouted, they all yammered about how unworthy of a PM to wink on radio. Now, it's nuffin' to see here, and anyways,  look ovef there, Barnaby'. Pathetic. We ALL see your utter hypocrisy, including you.

Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party rehired Sean Black, a convicted rapist and sex offender, as a campaign manager and adviser.

Senator Hanson defended the hiring, asserting that he had served his time and deserved a "second chance".

Barnaby Joyce supported his leader’s comments, saying that convicted criminals needed a chance at “redemption”.

Hypocrisy

Albo is not a fit and proper person to be our PM -

he should resign now.

Sleazy Albanese an ode to Kylie ...

[media width=400]https://youtu.be/3aoWNuGU99c[/media]

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 10:29pm:

Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party .....

"Oh, look over there!!!"

You are a habitual liar, a congenitally malicious slanderer and a dim creep so there is no ground on which you can be taken even semi-seriously on this or any other topic.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 7^th, 2026 at 7:10am:

Albo is not a fit and proper person to be our PM - he should resign now.

He's gotta go.

Kylie and Albo:



https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/ec/47/50/ec47502a8c642f1d2c009d5c3d745eb1.png

None of this is likely to seriously endanger Anthony Albanese’s premiership, which is at least a good thing. There are many reasons to be critical of his record – particularly his failure to stand up to anti-Semitism – and it is for these reasons that he should be dragged over the coals, not for his failed attempt to be funny, or normal. We already knew he was neither.


[img]https://i.imgur.com/xnXdHst.jpeg[/img]
h/t Nemo

Good choice Albo and congratulations ahead of time on your thumping election victory and third term

I'm surprised Albanese hasn't tried to defend himself by saying "that's OK because we all do it" (like they do with their travel rorts and other perks) but I doubt even his most ardent idiot supporters would believe it.


LNP never again wrote on Jul 8^th, 2026 at 6:00am:

Good choice Albo and congratulations ahead of time on your thumping election victory and third term

Mind you, after reading this guy's posts for some time I'm not too sure.  :-/

What are you trying to say, Frank? That you don't want a 152 cm tall, 45 kg, 58 years old Kylie Minogue bouncing on top of you?

LNP never again wrote on Jul 8^th, 2026 at 6:00am:

Good choice Albo and congratulations ahead of time on your thumping election victory and third term

Maybe in Woorabinda.

Frank wrote on Jul 6^th, 2026 at 9:05am:

Smutty little runt. Fighting Tories, eh? Would she let him grab her by the puss?

Referencing the real multiple physical act (sexual assaults) by Trump clearly displays where the real hypocrisy sits.

Excusing the real sexaul assaults while complaining about a bad taste joke on a comedy show.

Albo's error in partisipating - not great but the right an utter disgrace as is normal and expected.

Dnarever wrote on Jul 8^th, 2026 at 9:38am:

Frank wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 9:05am: Smutty little runt. Fighting Tories, eh? Would she let him grab her by the puss? Referencing the real multiple physical act (sexual assaults) by Trump clearly displays where the real hypocrisy sits. Excusing the real sexaul assaults while complaining about a bad taste joke on a comedy show. Albo's error in partisipating - not great but the right an utter disgrace as is normal and expected.

I am absolutely sure that you too have said things in PRIVATE that would shame you if made public.
Perhaps almost everybody has.

But saying things IN PUBLICb and while in high office is completely different.


Even you can see the difference, dim though you are.

The office of PM.......has gone to his head.

Albo clearly thinks [today] that he is a modern day Hugh Heffner.



What's for tomorrow ?

Drawing up plans to invade Russia ?


.


Daniel 4:16
Let his heart be changed from man's, and let a beast's heart be given unto him;
and let seven times pass over him.
17  This matter is by the decree of the watchers,
and the demand by the word of the holy ones:
       to the intent that the living may know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men,
       and giveth it to whomsoever he will,
       and setteth up over it the basest of men.


Amen.

Yadda wrote on Jul 8^th, 2026 at 11:41am:

The office of PM.......has gone to his head. Albo clearly thinks [today] that he is a modern day Hugh Heffner. What's for tomorrow ? Drawing up plans to invade Russia ?

Did Hugh Hefner invade Russia?   :-/

Albo is sleazy - lock up your daughters when he's around.   :-[

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 8^th, 2026 at 11:52am:

Yadda wrote on Jul 8th, 2026 at 11:41am: The office of PM.......has gone to his head. Albo clearly thinks [today] that he is a modern day Hugh Heffner. What's for tomorrow ? Drawing up plans to invade Russia ? Did Hugh Hefner invade Russia?   :-/

Gawd, you ARE an idiot, despicable, lying creep. Just stupid.

Let's be fair - Albo is clearly 'special needs' - he just doesn't know any better...

It's a strange thing - some said that Patton (George S) was the only Allied general really suited to running an entire Army Group... and he was bi-polar.... but when he controlled his energy, he was right there when it counted...

I'm not 100% sure, on the other hand - that we need a special needs PM .... there's 'out of touch' and then there's 'out of touch' - you get what I mean?

Bonus Question:-  If everyone is on some 'spectrum' of autism.. why do WE elect ... and appoint or allow to be appointed.. people who are so far out of touch that they are light years away?

Is it simply because we have no say - according to our Feudal Masters - in who is appointed or given a chance for election and so forth... and like 'preferential voting' ... the person who gets your first vote is the most qualified to say where it should go if he/she fails ... and not you?

Democracy, my ass...

---

All he wanted was a root.    :-[

Albo: "hands up, who likes me??"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI1UDiRHltI

Legend and your PM until he retires with statesman honours

LNP never again wrote on Jul 9^th, 2026 at 10:16am:

Legend and your PM until he retires with statesman honours

Don't forget - it isn't too late to seek treatment for your ADS (Albanese Derangement Syndrome) but the sooner you start the easier it will be for you to return to some semblance of normality.

In your case however it will probably take a very long time.

:)

LNP never again wrote on Jul 9^th, 2026 at 10:16am:

Legend and your PM until he retires with statesman honours

Statesmen don't tell everyone how they'd like to root a woman -
other than their recently married wife.   ::)

In fact a real statesman doesn't talk about private sexual matters at all -
yet alone on TV   ::)

Albo is an idiot who never had a real job and he reminds me of sir Les Patterson:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nULFMp4jKBo

I see the feminist (really?), female members of the Federal Labour politicians, don't want to say anything on Albo's podcast. Strange eh? ::)

LNP never again wrote on Jul 9^th, 2026 at 10:16am:

Legend and your PM until he retires with statesman honours

How do you get honours for something you've never been?

Ahhh how remiss of me .... another lefty participation trophy.

Bobby. wrote on Jul 9^th, 2026 at 11:39am:

LNP never again wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 10:16am: Legend and your PM until he retires with statesman honours Statesmen don't tell everyone how they'd like to root a woman - other than their recently married wife.   ::) In fact a real statesman doesn't talk about private sexual matters at all - yet alone on TV   ::) Albo is an idiot who never had a real job and he reminds me of sir Les Patterson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nULFMp4jKBo

How dare you insult the memory of Barry Humphreys.

Sir Les Patterson was 10 times the man Albo thinks he is.

And a darned sight better statesman.  ;D

Seriously - the guy is autistic - a dire condition not enhanced by 'education' at New Sydney University** - once the home of great thought and learning.... that is clear from his every utterance.. still they talk about the zombie 'voice' idea, as if we the people didn't raise a ripple on the surface of their consciousness...

One country for all equally - or no country at all.  That's how it works in the real world.


**Mission Statement:-  To disenchant any addicted to facts and reality and impose upon their newly minted intellect a series of progressive concepts including that there is an absolute necessity to absorb those concepts and be able to spout them out instantaneously upon demand from any New Kommissar Of Public Moral Virtue.

In order to attain this lofty objective, DEI is in full force, and wrongful thinkers, specifically of certain  groups deemed to be  reactionary, are excluded beginning with the application process for entry.

---

To be fair to Mr Albanese, Nikki did ask him a "shag, marry, date" question with those three ladies the options to choose from. If he insisted on not answering the question, as a show of loyalty to his wife, he might get another form of heckling from the media. Mr Albanese could not win. But he would have lost less if he did not entertain the question.

Gnads wrote on Jul 9^th, 2026 at 11:57am:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 11:39am: LNP never again wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 10:16am: Legend and your PM until he retires with statesman honours Statesmen don't tell everyone how they'd like to root a woman - other than their recently married wife.   ::) In fact a real statesman doesn't talk about private sexual matters at all - yet alone on TV   ::) Albo is an idiot who never had a real job and he reminds me of sir Les Patterson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nULFMp4jKBo How dare you insult the memory of Barry Humphreys. Sir Les Patterson was 10 times the man Albo thinks he is. And a darned sight better statesman.  ;D

Albo has demeaned the office of PM -

he must resign.

https://www.noticer.news/stop-making-albo-look-cool/

July 9, 2026

Ray Pistol

The Noticer.

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The Australian “right-wing” political commentary sphere (well, the ones not wearing Helly Hansen jackets) is the gayest and lamest group of individuals in the country. One of the biggest problems with One Nation surging in the polls, is that this is the group of people who are selling it.

They will repulse the millions of people who are now for the first time considering One Nation as a serious political option.

Unlike when America first jumped on the Trump train, we do not have a legion of charismatic “alt righters” that can drive the thing. And unlike Donald Trump, who (love him or hate him) is probably the most auramaxxed individual human being alive on planet Earth right now, Pauline Hanson is a bumbling mumbling grandma. Her British equivalent Nigel Farage charisma mogs her like crazy. And frankly, so does Anthony Albanese.

One Nation is boomer-coded, bogan-coded and terminally jeans and sneakers divorced dad-coded. Nothing about One Nation is cool.

This doesn’t mean they can’t win. People will cop the cringe, hold their nose and vote One Nation if the policies are decent.

In my previous articles I explained what is driving people towards One Nation and contrasted it with what will drive them away. They need to explain what abolishing multiculturalism means in concrete policy terms, not in vague ways that allow the left to define it for them. They need to keep the Christian moral crusade on abortion sidelined and recognise their voters are secular. They need to keep cutting immigration front and centre (everything the Left has done lately has been trying to put the focus everywhere else but immigration, and judging by the recent polls this has worked). And they need to give people the economic nationalism they want, not the free market fetishism no one asked for (the Libertarian Party is an electoral failure for good reason).

But there’s one thing I didn’t mention, which is a far harder problem for them to solve, which is how gay and lame their online fanbase are. These are the people who were clapping like seals at One Nation’s boring and superficial anti-Albo campaign.

Do they attack Albo for flooding Australia with foreigners? Do they attack Albo for his equivocation of Australians with immigrants? Do they attack Albo for his trashing of free speech? Do they attack Albo for being a closeted homosexual? Barely, if at all.

Instead they have decided the one single thing they are going to attack him on, is that he lied about increasing taxes. Well that, and him saying he wants to root Kylie Minogue. I mean can you blame him?

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So the Left are saying Pauline Hanson is a low IQ racist sell-out owned by Israel who’s Gina Rinehart’s personal slave, and the best you have to clap back with is that Albo lied about taxes and is a gooner. This is why you need cool people on your side who know how to bully gay nerds like Albo correctly, not a bunch of cucks seething that Albo is vrilled up.

All you are doing is making him seem cool and relatable. All you are doing is making him seem less gay. All you are doing is making yourselves look like a bunch of losers obsessed over frivolous nothingburgers. This is not winning.

Donald Trump grabbed bitches by the pussy. Donald Trump has a supermodel wife. Donald Trump buggers. Masculine sexual energy is power-coded, a nation wants to be led by a man who buggers, why do you think Hitler drove Germany so wild with his erect arm gestures?

Donald Trump also defeated his political rivals by portraying them as weak, and contrasting himself as strong. Pauline Hanson does not project strength. Making it a personal fight between her and Albo is terrible strategy. Albo is a literal soyjak but next to Pauline he seems smart, charismatic and serious, and if you judged it only on the past week or so he even seems more authentic.

Instead of making your campaign a series of personal digs at Albo, make it about saving Australia, make it about keeping Australia Australian, make it about patriotism, make it existential. Albanese is kind of charming on a personal level, but he’s also a traitor to this nation – if you’re going to attack him, make it about that.

But it needs to be recognised that Australians are not a nation of moralists, we are a no-bullshit people, which is why most of us have been checked out of politics for a long time. And if you don’t have substance to offer, but just another flavour of bullshit, we will check out again.

In today's The West Australian.

Gee, what a surprise.

I'm betting that if this had been a Liberal Prime Minister you wouldn't have been able to shut the lot of them up for a month.

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Bobby. wrote on Jul 9^th, 2026 at 8:16pm:

cont. - So the Left are saying Pauline Hanson is a low IQ racist sell-out owned by Israel who’s Gina Rinehart’s personal slave, ...

Not a bad description.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 11^th, 2026 at 11:00am:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 8:16pm: cont. - So the Left are saying Pauline Hanson is a low IQ racist sell-out owned by Israel who’s Gina Rinehart’s personal slave, ... Not a bad description.

So the Left are saying Pauline Hanson is a low IQ racist sell-out owned by Israel who’s Gina Rinehart’s personal slave, and the best you have to clap back with is that Albo lied about taxes and is a gooner. This is why you need cool people on your side who know how to bully gay nerds like Albo correctly, not a bunch of cucks seething that Albo is vrilled up.

All you are doing is making him seem cool and relatable. All you are doing is making him seem less gay. All you are doing is making yourselves look like a bunch of losers obsessed over frivolous nothingburgers. This is not winning.

At the start of civilization ritual involved public copulation in front of the masses. was a must.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mGecN-h6LM

Can Albo do it?

Albo only wanted a root - that's all.     :-[

Bobby. wrote on Jul 11^th, 2026 at 11:56am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 11th, 2026 at 11:00am: Bobby. wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 8:16pm: cont. - So the Left are saying Pauline Hanson is a low IQ racist sell-out owned by Israel who’s Gina Rinehart’s personal slave, ... Not a bad description. So the Left are saying Pauline Hanson is a low IQ racist sell-out owned by Israel who’s Gina Rinehart’s personal slave, ...

Not a bad description.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 11^th, 2026 at 8:57pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jul 11th, 2026 at 11:56am: greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 11th, 2026 at 11:00am: Bobby. wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 8:16pm: cont. - So the Left are saying Pauline Hanson is a low IQ racist sell-out owned by Israel who’s Gina Rinehart’s personal slave, ... Not a bad description. So the Left are saying Pauline Hanson is a low IQ racist sell-out owned by Israel who’s Gina Rinehart’s personal slave, ... Not a bad description.

All you are doing is making yourself look like a of loser obsessed over frivolous nothingburgers.
This is not winning.

Who wudda thunk eh?  Angus might just hold off Hastie for another week

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Carl D wrote on Jul 11^th, 2026 at 10:32am:

In today's The West Australian. Gee, what a surprise. I'm betting that if this had been a Liberal Prime Minister you wouldn't have been able to shut the lot of them up for a month.

indeed.




Even a strong mind finds it hard to ignore the omnipresent siren song of youth, with its vibrant language of memes and emojis, its podcast promise of vital connection to whatever letter generation we’re up to, the illusion of “edgy” coolness it confers on those stupid enough to listen. No surprise, then, that the holder of our highest elected office recently allowed himself to be filmed playing the juvenile “Shag, Marry, Date” game with a young woman in his official residence. I can’t conceive of the level of derangement required to make a grown-up believe that was a good idea, but then I’m not a prime ministerial adviser.

It would be shamefully disappointing in a proper statesman, but luckily for our sad facsimile everyone knows he’s a vulgar buffoon and expects no better of him. Whatever you think of Pauline Hanson, for the Prime Minister to imply she’s not fit to represent Australia on the global stage while pretending to juggle the imaginary “melons” of his Japanese counterpart suggests self-awareness is missing from his slender quiver of talents.


Apart from anything else, for the moronic game to be even faintly amusing it needs to operate somewhere within the bounds of possibility, and an old man publicly fantasising about “shagging” Kylie Minogue hurdles them. Let’s face it, mate, wear all the rock-band merchandise you like, but you’re no Michael Hutchence.

Considering the actor who played Mr Shagadelic is a rampant Poof...