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General Discussion >> America >> FREEEDOM 250, innit http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1782899179 Message started by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 1st, 2026 at 7:46pm |
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Title: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 1st, 2026 at 7:46pm
Forget the early learing centres, leftards. DL's friends have cottoned on.
Why let the Somalis get away with it all? Freeedom250 has packed up and gone home. Turns out the American State Fair was all too hard. So whatabout the $120 mil Congress forked out to pay for it all? Alas, that's all in the pockets of DL's pals. Congress, you see, approved funds for "America 250" - a fab fun fair for the American people. DL quickly got in, elbowed the Smithsonians out of the way and created a new shell company to pay out his buddies. None of them knew anything about running fab fun fairs, as you'd expect. The guy he paid to fix the Reflecting Pool didn't know anything about water either. But forget all that, it turns out they had issues with spelling too. Everybody's been Googling Freeedom250 Social Media for updates and coming up with Page Not Found. Strange. Students at Trump University had a similar experience, as did donors to the Trump Foundation. Whoops! So that's that. After a spot of rain, the Great American Fair was washed away. 250 years of American history - a revolution, a Declaration of Independence, a proud Constitutional tradition - gone. Today, America is whatever DL says. Congressional funds - whatever DL wants. Fab fun fairs? Bor-ing. If the Americans don't like it, they can suck it up. Besides, DOGE saved taxpayers $200 mil, so it's even-Steven. Look, it's worth pointing out that DL's fab fun fair friends aren't technically friends at all, they're customers. They have one thing in common - they all paid Eric and Don Jnr a finder's fee. It's also worth pointing out that, this time round, DL's taking his presidential salary. After all, every little bit counts, no? DL plans to retire the richest ruler in the world - richer even than Vlad. Freeedom, innit. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 1st, 2026 at 8:33pm The usual suspects - Frank, lee, aquascoot, et al. - have all given up on defending their DL now. The corruption is just too blatant. Stick a fork in their asses - they're done. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 1st, 2026 at 11:18pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 1st, 2026 at 8:33pm:
Oh, I don't know, Greggery. I don't think Lee will be too pleased. I mean, check out DL's friends' spelling. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Marla on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 12:26am Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 1st, 2026 at 7:46pm:
That is up for debate. If Trump survives his term the very day he is out of Office so many lawsuits will be leveled against him and since ol orange fatty no longer has Precedential immunity chances are good a bunch of Somali immigrants will make a bid on Mar-a-Largo |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 8:12am Marla wrote on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 12:26am:
Not at all. He just pardons everybody. Massive blank immunity - for everything. Don't you see the beauty of it? |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Frank on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 10:28am Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 8:12am:
Why lie all the timee, 'Dirty Paki Khunt'? Quote:
You got what gweggy got - congenital liaritis. An affliction you both enjoy. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 3:04pm Frank wrote on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 10:28am:
Oh, I see. You beg to differ, do you? Do tell, dear boy. Show us his post 2015 donations to the Department of Veterans Affairs, please. When you're done doing that, please explain how he didn't collect $2 bil off the heads of foreign states, some of whom - like Kazakhstan - received $1.3 bil in Commerce loans and $277 million in federal grants in return for cutting the big fella in. And, last but not least, please explain how the Great American Fair, funded to the tune of $120 mil, was abruptly cancelled and DL's contractors forgot how to spell Freeeeeeeedom. Looks like it's catching, eeeh? |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 3rd, 2026 at 11:42pm
Freeedom, innit.
https://youtu.be/hGHnO9f7tWk?si=-2fBAbHie2DyZLjJ |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Frank on Jul 4th, 2026 at 8:38am Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 3:04pm:
Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 3rd, 2026 at 10:53am:
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Frank on Jul 6th, 2026 at 10:03pm
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America was in for a treat this holiday weekend, as the nation agreed to allow Joe Biden to be president again for one day during the nation's 250th birthday celebration just to hear him attempt to say the word "semiquincentennial."
"I miss those amazing sound bites," American citizen Kate Werner told friends. "My best guess is it would sound something like 'semiphrghhhtabretenreal,'but who knows. I say we let him run a few of the events and see how things go." In a recent poll, a majority of Americans say they'd be willing to let Biden take the presidency for a day or two to see how he pronounces a series of semi-complicated words related to the 250th birthday of the nation. "To be honest, I'm not sure I know how to say it either," Daniel Madsen said. "But I could probably use the skills I learned in the fourth grade and sound it out. Semi-quin-centennial. There. I worry the effort might give the former president a stroke." Many in the nation admit they miss hearing Biden try to pronounce words and express excitement over the prospect of giving him a shot at 'semiquincentennial.' At publishing time, sources close to Biden said he would be thrilled to take over for a day and that there's a good chance he still believes he lives at the White House. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 6th, 2026 at 11:40pm Frank wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 10:03pm:
So this is how the not-satire crowd spins farce, is it? Nonsensical inscrutability, eh? Vinnie Barbarino throwing in a Biden and using big boy words like at publishing time. DEEP STATE !!! |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by aquascoot on Jul 7th, 2026 at 5:55am
Flood the zone.
At the same time squire massive wealth, real power, hot women, a strong family based on Mafia type rule. It's a smart move. Donny is the don corleone of Washington. Karnal is just a bit of an ineffective sook. A decade on and the big fella has attained every goal. This is what winning looks like |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 7th, 2026 at 9:03am aquascoot wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 5:55am:
Oh? So how are you gonna play it when Newscum gets in? |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by aquascoot on Jul 7th, 2026 at 9:07am Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 9:03am:
Gavin reminds me of a leftie Trump. Totally destroyed California but very slick salesman and good communicator. I think he will do well. Definitely worth studying |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Frank on Jul 7th, 2026 at 10:12am Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 6th, 2026 at 11:40pm:
Yeah, vag, taking you seriously 24/7. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 7th, 2026 at 1:57pm aquascoot wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 9:07am:
Good show. So when did the Superior Man move on from taking accountability? Putting in the blood, sweat and tears? Enjoying a diet rich in green leafy vegetables? The buck stops with the SM. He walks the "narrow road to success". He bows down before the fridge to weep tears of pure gratitude. I'd like to study this if you don't mind. What happened to the old curriculum? Cheers. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 7th, 2026 at 1:59pm Frank wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 10:12am:
Vag? I believe you may have one confused with another poster, dear boy. At publishing time, of course. Melania's Purse, perhaps? |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 7th, 2026 at 2:52pm Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 1:59pm:
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 7th, 2026 at 3:15pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 2:52pm:
Ah, the hot babe wifey with her lovely gold purse. We assume the stench comes from another source. DEEP STATE !!! |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 7th, 2026 at 5:31pm Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 3:15pm:
Some might even say sauce. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 7th, 2026 at 5:41pm greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 5:31pm:
Despicable stuff, Greggery. You can't hide a smell like that with a sauce. Haven't you seen Kitchen Nightmares? Sending food like that out can kill someone. DL should be grateful he didn't try the tuna tartare, no? |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Frank on Jul 7th, 2026 at 6:22pm Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 5:41pm:
And here we have, ladies and gents, the mincing, misogynistic arse-fancying homo idiots jerking each other while grimacing about how repulsive women are to them. Good thing Mothra is not looking. Then again, she might give them a Mrs Hand. How coflicted they ALL would be!! :D :D |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 7th, 2026 at 6:49pm Frank wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 6:22pm:
Excuse I, are you insinuating a fellow member would perform such a despicable and diabolical act? How dare you. Moderators, I trust you've noted this post and act accordingly. I expect the old boy to be dealt with post haste. Abuse like this can no longer be tolerated on a civilized board, thank you. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Frank on Jul 7th, 2026 at 7:19pm Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 6:49pm:
Oh? So you misogynistc homos can manage all the pulling among yourself, you don't need some dirty female interference. Make complete sense. Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay. |
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Title: Re: FREEEDOM 250, innit Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jul 8th, 2026 at 1:35pm Frank wrote on Jul 7th, 2026 at 7:19pm:
Dispense with it, moderators. We won't have Mothra's reputation sullied in such a manner. Despicable stuff. |
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