MAGA Maniac in Costume Busted for Wanking at Trump’s Failed State Fair


https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-fanatic-accused-of-twisted-sex-acts-at-donald-trumps-state-fair/


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That's what happens when MAGAs bring their fat children to state fairs

Marla wrote on Jun 28^th, 2026 at 1:01am:

That's what happens when MAGAs bring their fat children to state fairs

fat and DUMB, Marla, fat and DUMB.

MAGA = Masturbate Around Girls Again?

This red-blooded patriot was just expressing his Alpha virility, Proud Gay, that's all. He deserves to be admired.

The beta softcocks probably stayed home, watching Netflicka and eating Maccas.

Despicable stuff.

Muriel wrote on Jun 28^th, 2026 at 9:15am:

Marla wrote on Jun 28th, 2026 at 1:01am: That's what happens when MAGAs bring their fat children to state fairs fat and DUMB, Marla, fat and DUMB.

A lot of people don't know 'dumb' has a 'b'.

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 28^th, 2026 at 3:58pm:

Muriel wrote on Jun 28th, 2026 at 9:15am: Marla wrote on Jun 28th, 2026 at 1:01am: That's what happens when MAGAs bring their fat children to state fairs fat and DUMB, Marla, fat and DUMB. A lot of people don't know 'dumb' has a 'b'.

lols. I have never seen that ;D

Muriel wrote on Jun 29^th, 2026 at 9:06am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 28th, 2026 at 3:58pm: Muriel wrote on Jun 28th, 2026 at 9:15am: Marla wrote on Jun 28th, 2026 at 1:01am: That's what happens when MAGAs bring their fat children to state fairs fat and DUMB, Marla, fat and DUMB. A lot of people don't know 'dumb' has a 'b'. lols. I have never seen that ;D

He's told the same stupid story about 100 times.

He obviously didn't know how to spell 'dumb'   ::)

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 28^th, 2026 at 3:58pm:

Muriel wrote on Jun 28th, 2026 at 9:15am: Marla wrote on Jun 28th, 2026 at 1:01am: That's what happens when MAGAs bring their fat children to state fairs fat and DUMB, Marla, fat and DUMB. A lot of people don't know 'dumb' has a 'b'.

I was surprised to hear that myself, Greggery. I'm glad DL pointed this out.

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Quote:

........A MAGA supporter dressed as Uncle Sam was arrested at Donald Trump’s Great American State Fair after police alleged he committed a lewd act. Police documents reviewed by the Daily Beast show that Gian Rachtelli, 54, was charged with lewd, indecent, and obscene acts after three separate witnesses told police they observed what appeared to be a sexual act while watching a troupe of female acrobats perform.........

https://archive.is/QiCeq#selection-785.0-789.266


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Sprintcyclist wrote on Jun 29^th, 2026 at 12:05pm:

Quote: ........A MAGA supporter dressed as Uncle Sam was arrested at Donald Trump’s Great American State Fair after police alleged he committed a lewd act. Police documents reviewed by the Daily Beast show that Gian Rachtelli, 54, was charged with lewd, indecent, and obscene acts after three separate witnesses told police they observed what appeared to be a sexual act while watching a troupe of female acrobats perform......... https://archive.is/QiCeq#selection-785.0-789.266 https://d1cvziyn02kd6g.archive.is/QiCeq/017b06231c2ea22a995a05921a02a8b027936ff7.avif

You get that, Sprint. A healthy, red-blooded American patriot - a true Christian nationalist. I honestly don't understand what the leftards and modern classics are complaining about.

For heaven's sake, man, he was dressed as Uncle Sam - on stilts.