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Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

This pastor is speaking facts tho. 😭😭

https://x.com/iAnonPatriot/status/2069596533553512782

;D ;D ;D

Marla wrote on Jun 25^th, 2026 at 11:40pm:

Stay stupid

Marla,

Learn to embrace the truth....

Instead of cursing the pricks you disagree with....

Yadda said.....
http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1779361249/0#0

Marla,

Next, you'all be tellin' us...that the pastor, and all them you disagree with is....racist ???

Yeaaaah.

Baronvonrort wrote on Jun 25^th, 2026 at 10:36pm:

Quote:

Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

This pastor is speaking facts tho. 😭😭

https://x.com/iAnonPatriot/status/2069596533553512782

;D ;D ;D

https://www.tiktok.com/@atlahworldwide_/video/7643196593843293454?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

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If Jesus was black heaven would be a ghetto

As you well know Jesus was Black ?

Quote:

If Jesus was black heaven would be a ghetto

Dnarever wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 11:30am:

As you well know Jesus was Black ?

Dnarever,

Hmm.

Being an expert [as you obviously are].....

Do you also know where the Ark of the Covenant is ?

And what is its significance ?

:P

Dnarever wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 11:30am:

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If Jesus was black heaven would be a ghetto

As you well know Jesus was Black ?

If these dumb arses thought a bit more, they would realise if you go back in time far enough, all their ancestors were black. ;D ;D

scope wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 1:05pm:

Dnarever wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 11:30am:

Quote:

If Jesus was black heaven would be a ghetto

As you well know Jesus was Black ?

If these dumb arses thought a bit more, they would realise if you go back in time far enough, all their ancestors were black. ;D ;D

But some evolved.... tsk, tsk. :P

Frank wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 1:25pm:

scope wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 1:05pm:

Dnarever wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 11:30am:

Quote:

If Jesus was black heaven would be a ghetto

As you well know Jesus was Black ?

If these dumb arses thought a bit more, they would realise if you go back in time far enough, all their ancestors were black. ;D ;D

But some evolved.... tsk, tsk. :P

Yet others evolved even more, giving them the ability to recognise a con man and criminal . :D

Marla wrote on Jun 25^th, 2026 at 11:40pm:

Stay stupid

Marla had to root a lot of Negro's to prove she wasn't racist. ;D ;D

Yadda wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 12:23pm:

Do you also know where the Ark of the Covenant is ?

And what is its significance ?
:P

Jasin wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 2:31pm:

Marla wrote on Jun 25^th, 2026 at 11:40pm:

Stay stupid

Marla had to root a lot of Negro's to prove she wasn't racist. ;D ;D

Don't we all?

I'm sure we've had our way with your type too, dear.

BUTTHURT !!!

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 6:11pm:

Jasin wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 2:31pm:

Marla wrote on Jun 25^th, 2026 at 11:40pm:

Stay stupid

Marla had to root a lot of Negro's to prove she wasn't racist. ;D ;D

Don't we all?

I'm sure we've had our way with your type too, dear.

BUTTHURT !!!

JaSin ain't no Alice who'll take a dare:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/A5LsGIiuet7b

Jasin wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 2:31pm:

Marla wrote on Jun 25^th, 2026 at 11:40pm:

Stay stupid

Marla had to root a lot of Negro's to prove she wasn't racist. ;D ;D

Negroes.

Yadda wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 12:23pm:

Quote:

If Jesus was black heaven would be a ghetto

Dnarever wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 11:30am:

As you well know Jesus was Black ?

Dnarever,

Hmm.

Being an expert [as you obviously are].....

Do you also know where the Ark of the Covenant is ?

And what is its significance ?

:P

Most common belief is that it was lost before 500 BC. It is a wooden box trimmed in gold and is meant to hold the tablete of the ten commandments. There are several other stories.

Dnarever wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 11:30am:

Quote:

If Jesus was black heaven would be a ghetto

As you well know Jesus was Black ?

Jesus never existed to begin. The concept of the messiah has been part of folklore since humans wrote on caves.

Yadda wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 10:26am:

Marla,

Next, you'all be tellin' us...that the pastor, and all them you disagree with is....racist ???

Yeaaaah.

Well, you ARE a RACIST.

(and a bigot)

Marla wrote on Jun 27^th, 2026 at 5:44am:

Yadda wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 10:26am:

Marla,

Next, you'all be tellin' us...that the pastor, and all them you disagree with is....racist ???

Yeaaaah.

Well, you ARE a RACIST.

(and a bigot)

Yadda is a Christian preacher.

Activists demand Black English be pushed on kids in California preschools

The Black Californians United for Early Care & Education (BlackECE) is part of a movement to challenge “harmful language hierarchies and affirm Black English as a legitimate, rule-governed language rooted in Black history, culture, and community.”
(not satire)

Newsom: 'We Finna Teach Da Homies To Talk Black English Yo'

SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin Newsom proudly proclaimed: "We finna teach da' homies Black English, yo!"

The California governor confirmed that he has many black friends and, as such, wanted to make Black English a centerpiece to every child's educational experience. "Because we want every child to learn to communicate with our black brothers and sisters, ya dig?" he said.

California Department of Education officials were initially hesitant to add Black English to the preschool curriculum, but completely caved once Newsom showed how fluent he was in Ebonics.

"I grew up in a po' black neighborhood, an' I know exactly what it mean to be a slave, dat's why we all gotta speak jive," Newsom said. "I'm totally like y'all, man, fo' real. I ain't rich, I'm a erryday governor just tryna make ends meet."

At publishing time, California's ranking in English test scores dropped to the lowest in the nation, even lower than that of rural West Virginia.
(not satire either)

Activists Push For California Schools To Teach 'Girl Math'
"For too long, the patriarchy has forced us to accept that two plus two equals four," said Karen Klipper, a 7th-grade math teacher and coalition spokesperson. "But what if two plus two is actually five if it's on sale? What if buying a $200 Sephora haul with a gift card you found in your purse makes the entire purchase free? These are the kind of real-world problems our girls need to solve."

Under the proposal, classic word problems about trains leaving stations at different speeds would be replaced with more relevant scenarios:

"If a latte has oat milk, does it count as groceries or discretionary spending?"

"Can two bowls of ice cream equal one if your boyfriend just dumped you?"

"You saved $12 by buying in bulk, so does that mean you can now afford the $85 skincare set?"

"Should you spend an additional $30 to hit the threshold for free shipping?"

"Math shouldn't be about finding the ‘right' answer," Klipper added. "It should be about making sure every student feels seen, validated, and able to justify whatever they want on their credit card statement."

At publishing time, the Girl Math Liberation Front had joined forces with Black English advocates to create a groundbreaking new program called "Woke Numeracy and Linguistics," which will finally dismantle the white cis-hetero oppression of both math and grammar once and for all.
(ain't no satire neither, gurl)

Marla wrote on Jun 27^th, 2026 at 5:44am:

Yadda wrote on Jun 26^th, 2026 at 10:26am:

Marla,

Next, you'all be tellin' us...that the pastor, and all them you disagree with is....racist ???

Yeaaaah.

Well, you ARE a RACIST.

(and a bigot)

Marla has his own Trans dictionary.

It is a dictionary which defines....
1/ who people are, and
2/ what [the] words mean, when they come out of other peoples mouths.....

e.g.
A RACIST....is any person who's political opinion does not align with Marla's political opinion.

And a BIGOT......is any person who's political opinion does not align with Marla's political opinion.

~~A WHITE PERSON......is a SATAN worshiper.......~~
sorry, that last one was clearly in error.

CORRECTION.......
A 'Marla'......posted this.......
as per....."Trust in Satan"
https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1777940567/4#4

In another break-through in Diversity and Inclusion:

IRVING, TX - Just one day after announcing that they would be admitting girls into their Cub Scouts program, the Boy Scouts of America declared another historic change to their 107-year-old organization: they will also allow elderly men to join the Cub Scouts program, which until now had been reserved only for boys age 7 - 11.

"The Boy Scouts of America's record of producing leaders with high character and integrity is amazing," said Randall Stephenson, BSA's national board chairman, in a statement about the changes. "I've seen nothing that develops leadership skills and discipline like this organization. It is time to make these outstanding leadership development programs available to really old men."

"This historic decision comes after years of receiving requests from old men. Senior citizens should have the opportunity to be a member of any organization they want, regardless of their age - even organizations that are made specifically for children," he added.

At publishing time, due to immense backlash, the Boy Scouts of America announced that they will be allowing old women into the Cub Scouts program as well.

How nice.

Frank has retreated back into his (uncredited) Babylon Bee 'safe space' again.

And then he wonders why no one takes him seriously. ::)

Carl D wrote on Aug 14^th, 2026 at 6:18pm:

How nice.

Frank has retreated back into his (uncredited) Babylon Bee 'safe space' again.

And then he wonders why no one takes him seriously. ::)

If men can pretend to be women then why not have old men and old women in the Boy Scouts? Or in the Girl Guides?

Can you define 'boy' of a 'girl' even as our betters cannot even define 'woman'??

Come on Derek, ask Leonard if you are bewildered.

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