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Message started by Armchair_Politician on Jun 15th, 2026 at 10:43am

Title: McConnell in hospital
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jun 15th, 2026 at 10:43am
McConnell is in hospital. Watching him on TV these days, he looks like a stiff breeze would send him flying. There really ought to be an upper age limit for Members of Congress and for the President and Vice President, given how slow-witted Trump has proven to be when he speaks. McConnell is 84 now, so perhaps an upper age limit of 70 should be enacted. This should also apply to Supreme Court Judges as well. It's no good having someone like Ruth Bader Ginsberg on the bench when they're 87 and their mental faculties are failing them and they're expected to make complex decisions.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/14/politics/mitch-mcconnell-hospital

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:41am

Hell is waiting for him.

Giuliani too.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Frank on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:48am

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:41am:
Hell is waiting for him.

Giuliani too.


You believe in hell and heaven, slanderous creep?


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:52am

Frank wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:48am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:41am:
Hell is waiting for him.

Giuliani too.


You believe in hell and heaven, slanderous creep?


Nope.

Those two do though.


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by The Male Lesbian Gaze on Jun 15th, 2026 at 6:17pm
Harvest his organs now while the body's still warm.

He's dying in shame.

He can't face America's 250th birthday, knowing what he's done to the country.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 15th, 2026 at 6:44pm

Muriel wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 6:17pm:
Harvest his organs now while the body's still warm.

He's dying in shame.

He can't face America's 250th birthday, knowing what he's done to the country.


The old turtle hasn't croaked yet?



Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Marla on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:11am
That disgusting half-man, half turtle hybrid cannot DIE soon enough. That asshole has single-handedly done more irreversible damage to this country then ol orange fat ass ever hope to achieve in his lifetime.


Good f**king riddance.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Marla on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:12am

Frank wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:48am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:41am:
Hell is waiting for him.

Giuliani too.


You believe in hell and heaven, slanderous creep?



You believe in defending pedophiles. So do shut the f**k up.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Leroy on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:03am
Have you been drinking your bong water again Marla.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Marla on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Bobby. on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:13am

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:11am:
That disgusting half-man, half turtle hybrid cannot DIE soon enough. That asshole has single-handedly done more irreversible damage to this country then ol orange fat ass ever hope to achieve in his lifetime.


Good f**king riddance.


Won't be many mourning his death, that's for sure.

Hopefully Giuliani and Trump will join him soon.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Big Donger on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Bobby. on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.



Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:09pm

Is he dead yet?


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Big Donger on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by The Male Lesbian Gaze on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:49pm
Does Bobby have a weak chin like Ivanka, Don Jr and Eric?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Bobby. on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:




Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:28pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:


Yes.

The shape of a 280 pound lump of lard.


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Big Donger on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:31pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:




Yes, but he's failed to drain that swamp, now hasn't he?

Is there anything else you'd care to see him do before he pardons himself and hands over the reins to JD?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Leroy on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:33pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:




Yes, but he's failed to drain that swamp, now hasn't he?

Is there anything else you'd care to see him do before he pardons himself and hands over the reins to JD?


I would like to see a cage fight between Trump and Rosie O'donnall.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Bobby. on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:




Yes, but he's failed to drain that swamp, now hasn't he?

Is there anything else you'd care to see him do before he pardons himself and hands over the reins to JD?




Yep - there are many hangings to complete:


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Big Donger on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:28pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:


Yes.

The shape of a 280 pound lump of lard.


Oh, yes. Jack Spratt could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean.

But between the two they left a stench we've never seen, no?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Big Donger on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:37pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:




Yes, but he's failed to drain that swamp, now hasn't he?

Is there anything else you'd care to see him do before he pardons himself and hands over the reins to JD?




Yep - there are many hangings to complete:



Ah, but he's failed all that, Bobby. How do we know?

You said.

Would you to like to see him take a few more bil before he goes?

Congress will need to pay $300 bil in rebuilding Tehran. What's the bet Jared, Steve, Eric and Don Jnr get first dibs on the contracts?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Bobby. on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:40pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm:
Yep - there are many hangings to complete:



He's failed all that, Bobby. How do we know?

You said.




It takes time to build the cases -

be patient my son.


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Big Donger on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:42pm

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:40pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm:
Yep - there are many hangings to complete:



He's failed all that, Bobby. How do we know?

You said.




It takes time to build the cases -

be patient my son.


Oh, I see. So Todd's going through the Epstein files as we speak, is it?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Leroy on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:46pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:




Yes, but he's failed to drain that swamp, now hasn't he?

Is there anything else you'd care to see him do before he pardons himself and hands over the reins to JD?




Yep - there are many hangings to complete:



Ah, but he's failed all that, Bobby. How do we know?

You said.

Would you to like to see him take a few more bil before he goes?

Congress will need to pay $300 bil in rebuilding Tehran. What's the bet Jared, Steve, Eric and Don Jnr get first dibs on the contracts?


Thats no problem, when the dems take over congress they will be falling over themselves giving taxpayers money away. First though the lawyers must be fed, a few hundred mill to the lawyers for holiday homes and then spend as much taxpayers money as you want. 

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:49pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:40pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm:
Yep - there are many hangings to complete:



He's failed all that, Bobby. How do we know?

You said.




It takes time to build the cases -

be patient my son.


Oh, I see. So Todd's going through the Epstein files as we speak, is it?


It's on his desk right now   ;)

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Bobby. on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:50pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:42pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:40pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm:
Yep - there are many hangings to complete:



He's failed all that, Bobby. How do we know?

You said.




It takes time to build the cases -

be patient my son.


Oh, I see. So Todd's going through the Epstein files as we speak, is it?



yep and the gallows are being built by Lockheed Martin - mil spec.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Big Donger on Jun 17th, 2026 at 6:57pm

Leroy wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:46pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:37pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:35pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:31pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:21pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 7:36pm:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 5:49pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 9:54am:

Bobby. wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Marla wrote on Jun 16th, 2026 at 8:57am:
No, I've been busy pimping out your fat RuZZian mom for weed money



Get a job and pay some taxes ya lazy bum.


Just so. Marla needs to chip in for DL's deal with Iran, no?

DRAIN THE SWAMP !!!



I still think Trump has failed to drain that swamp.




You're all good with that, Bobby. DL can pop out a meme of himself pumping iron.

How does it feeeel?




Our DL keeps in shape:




Yes, but he's failed to drain that swamp, now hasn't he?

Is there anything else you'd care to see him do before he pardons himself and hands over the reins to JD?




Yep - there are many hangings to complete:



Ah, but he's failed all that, Bobby. How do we know?

You said.

Would you to like to see him take a few more bil before he goes?

Congress will need to pay $300 bil in rebuilding Tehran. What's the bet Jared, Steve, Eric and Don Jnr get first dibs on the contracts?


Thats no problem, when the dems take over congress they will be falling over themselves giving taxpayers money away.


Well, we'll see, shall we? We'll do a compare and contrast.

DL:
$200 bil worth of bombs
$300 bil to pay the mullahs to fix everything you just blew up
$50 bil in repairs to US bases, aircraft carriers and payouts to the families of dead and disabled marines.
Total: $550 bil

The Kenyan:
$600 mil of the mullahs' own money held in US bank accounts.

Who spent more, Leroy?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 17th, 2026 at 8:14pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 10:43am:
McConnell is in hospital. Watching him on TV these days, he looks like a stiff breeze would send him flying. There really ought to be an upper age limit for Members of Congress and for the President and Vice President, given how slow-witted Trump has proven to be when he speaks. McConnell is 84 now, so perhaps an upper age limit of 70 should be enacted. This should also apply to Supreme Court Judges as well. It's no good having someone like Ruth Bader Ginsberg on the bench when they're 87 and their mental faculties are failing them and they're expected to make complex decisions.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/14/politics/mitch-mcconnell-hospital


Is the old prick dead yet?


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Dnarever on Jun 18th, 2026 at 12:30am
Do they even keep spare parts for turtles ?

Was he one of the first conservatives that had no morality at all ? Or was it just that in his time that none of them did ?

If you use Nixon as an example you see that there was a time where there was some sort of a line somewhere but now with Trump 1000 X worse and nobody in the party could care less. They are all happy enough to go with a convicted criminal with multiple bankrupsies and a sexual assaulter, insurectionist that is over 80 yers old as well as significantly declining mentally.   

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 25th, 2026 at 3:33pm

Has the old prick died and the Trump regime is just covering it up?


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Dirty Paki Khunt on Jun 25th, 2026 at 5:53pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 25th, 2026 at 3:33pm:
Has the old prick died and the Trump regime is just covering it up?


Good God, no. As soon as he goes, DL will tell his family and well-wishers he hopes Mitch rots in hell.

He's most presidential that way, no?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Marla on Jun 25th, 2026 at 11:44pm

Leroy wrote on Jun 17th, 2026 at 5:46pm:
Thats no problem, when the dems take over congress they will be falling over themselves giving taxpayers money away. First though the lawyers must be fed, a few hundred mill to the lawyers for holiday homes and then spend as much taxpayers money as you want. 



Yeah, not like Trump gave away over $300 billion in American taxpayer money to the Iranians.


DO.TROLL.BETTER.


Think you can do that, Yuri?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 2:17pm

Is it safe to assume he's dead and that the Trump regime is covering it up?

Senator Mitch McConnell was found unconscious before he was rushed to the hospital last month.

"Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X."

He hasn't been heard of since.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Dnarever on Jul 3rd, 2026 at 10:46pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:52am:

Frank wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:48am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 15th, 2026 at 11:41am:
Hell is waiting for him.

Giuliani too.


You believe in hell and heaven, slanderous creep?


Nope.

Those two do though.


More likely they pretend to believe.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 4th, 2026 at 4:28pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 2:17pm:
Is it safe to assume he's dead and that the Trump regime is covering it up?

Senator Mitch McConnell was found unconscious before he was rushed to the hospital last month.

"Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X."

He hasn't been heard of since.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzgbV8JAnNw

Title: Mitch Brain Dead
Post by Muriel on Jul 8th, 2026 at 1:51am
As strange as this account is, the more I look the stranger it gets:

Mitch McConnell is reportedly brain dead. The journalist who broke his cardiac arrest is at the hospital waiting for them to move his body. Her name is Desirée Townsend.
She's the independent reporter who obtained the EMS scanner audio confirming paramedics performed CPR at McConnell's D.C. home on June 14. NBC and CBS spent a week catching up to her.
Yesterday she tweeted that she's physically at the hospital, that multiple sources have told her the 84-year-old senator has been declared brain dead, and that his Capitol Police detail was still there as of 3:39pm ET.
Laura Loomer posted the same claim, citing a White House source. McConnell's office will not confirm or deny. They insist he is "continuing to improve."
The brain-death claim is not yet verified. Here's what is.
McConnell has been hospitalized for three straight weeks with no public explanation.
His office has never said why he was admitted. His last vote was June 11.
His wife Elaine Chao was photographed in Beijing meeting the Chinese vice president three days after her husband collapsed. She has not come home.
His daughter deactivated her X account.
Neighbors of his D.C. townhouse say no one has come or gone since the ambulance took him away. Not family. Not staff.
Kentucky's Democratic Governor Andy Beshear says McConnell's office is not returning his calls.
Now the politics.
Kentucky Republicans quietly rewrote the state's succession law in 2024. If McConnell's seat opens, Beshear cannot appoint a replacement. A special election gets triggered instead.
And the timing matters. If he can't finish his term after August 3, the special election just rolls into November. Before August 3, the GOP has to hold a standalone race.
They’re watching the calendar.
The election they're trying to avoid is the GOP's nightmare. Thomas Massie, the Republican congressman who has become one of Trump's loudest critics, would be a heavy favorite to run and split the red vote wide open.
Every day they hide McConnell's condition is a day they don't have to hold that race.
Whatever is actually happening in that hospital room, this is the picture from outside it: a senator who has not been seen in three weeks, a wife who left the country, a family that has gone dark, a governor being frozen out, and a party racing the clock on a succession law they wrote themselves.
Townsend is still at the hospital

Title: Re: Mitch Brain Dead
Post by Marla on Jul 8th, 2026 at 5:05am

Muriel wrote on Jul 8th, 2026 at 1:51am:
Mitch McConnell is reportedly brain dead.



Well, he is a Republican.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital - Brain Dead?
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 8th, 2026 at 8:31am

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 2nd, 2026 at 2:17pm:
Is it safe to assume he's dead and that the Trump regime is covering it up?

Senator Mitch McConnell was found unconscious before he was rushed to the hospital last month.

"Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X."

He hasn't been heard of since.


Looks like my assumption was correct.

Title: TURTLE MAN BRAIN DEAD
Post by Muriel on Jul 8th, 2026 at 10:26pm
This story just gets weirder and weirder.

His wife goes jetting off to China for a "philanthropic" trip while he's clearly incapacitated in the hospital.

Even if she's his spouse and would normally control his healthcare, I wonder whether he knew better and had a Health Care Power of Attorney which names someone else to make decisions if he's unable to do so. Otherwise, who the hell was making decisions for him while she was on this errand of mercy?

Perhaps Melania can step in as his proxy wife while Chow Chow is out of the country.

Melania to the press: "I will - how you say ? plug pull end of week. Ciao Ciao Mr.. Turtle Man."

Title: Re: TURTLE MAN BRAIN DEAD
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 8th, 2026 at 10:47pm

Muriel wrote on Jul 8th, 2026 at 10:26pm:
This story just gets weirder and weirder.

His wife goes jetting off to China for a "philanthropic" trip while he's clearly incapacitated in the hospital.

Even if she's his spouse and would normally control his healthcare, I wonder whether he knew better and had a Health Care Power of Attorney which names someone else to make decisions if he's unable to do so. Otherwise, who the hell was making decisions for him while she was on this errand of mercy?

Perhaps Melania can step in as his proxy wife while Chow Chow is out of the country.

Melania to the press: "I will - how you say ? plug pull end of week. Ciao Ciao Mr.. Turtle Man."


;D

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 9th, 2026 at 8:39am
I’ve seen reports he’s brain dead. If true, he isn’t the only Republican suffering from that.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 9th, 2026 at 9:02am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 8:39am:
I’ve seen reports he’s brain dead. If true, he isn’t the only Republican suffering from that.


Yep.

Many reports that he's been brain dead since the day he was found unconscious at his home.

Certainly looks like a cover up.

And yes, many Republicans are brain dead, including the rapist.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 9th, 2026 at 9:08am

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 9:02am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 8:39am:
I’ve seen reports he’s brain dead. If true, he isn’t the only Republican suffering from that.


Yep.

Many reports that he's been brain dead since the day he was found unconscious at his home.

Certainly looks like a cover up.

And yes, many Republicans are brain dead, including the rapist.


I’ve seen photos of him needing to be physically propped up and assisted along the halls of Congress. He looks incredibly frail. He’s 84 years old. He should’ve been forced out of Congress a decade ago. Time for the loony Republicans to just announce he won’t be back and the Kentucky Governor can name a Democrat to fill his seat.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 9th, 2026 at 9:12am
Here he is needing help to walk.
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Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Muriel on Jul 9th, 2026 at 10:28pm
The All-American Khunt has something to tell us


https://www.facebook.com/reel/1311593887631233

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 9th, 2026 at 10:44pm

Muriel wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 10:28pm:
The All-American Khunt has something to tell us


https://www.facebook.com/reel/1311593887631233


What sort of vegetable is he?

A tomato?

No, that's a fruit - that's more like Dementia Don.


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Marla on Jul 9th, 2026 at 11:33pm
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear is now demanding proof of life for the Turtle Man


https://youtu.be/HaLJIUMCD9U

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 10th, 2026 at 12:28pm

Marla wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 11:33pm:
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear is now demanding proof of life for the Turtle Man


https://youtu.be/HaLJIUMCD9U


They should provide proof of life for the last ten years.

But yeah, he's definitely checked out - his brain has at least.


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 11th, 2026 at 8:40am

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 10th, 2026 at 12:28pm:

Marla wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 11:33pm:
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear is now demanding proof of life for the Turtle Man


https://youtu.be/HaLJIUMCD9U


They should provide proof of life for the last ten years.

But yeah, he's definitely checked out - his brain has at least.


At what point do Republicans say he's just too old? Too senile? I realise Trump doesn't want to lose any more votes in Congress, but it would be great if the people members of Congress represent were put first. Of course, that will never happen with Trump.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 11th, 2026 at 8:46am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 11th, 2026 at 8:40am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 10th, 2026 at 12:28pm:

Marla wrote on Jul 9th, 2026 at 11:33pm:
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear is now demanding proof of life for the Turtle Man


https://youtu.be/HaLJIUMCD9U


They should provide proof of life for the last ten years.

But yeah, he's definitely checked out - his brain has at least.


At what point do Republicans say he's just too old? Too senile? I realise Trump doesn't want to lose any more votes in Congress, but it would be great if the people members of Congress represent were put first. Of course, that will never happen with Trump.


The people they represent are put dead last.

"While a lack of public appearances and vague statements from his office have sparked online rumors about his health, his staff maintains that he continues to work on Senate and Kentucky matters from the hospital."

Yeah, right   ::)

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Dnarever on Jul 11th, 2026 at 11:33am
Trump is making a new movie "Weekend at McConnell's"

All the old favourites - McConnell taped to a chair in the oval office.

Mitch taped to a chair in the senate.

Mitch in a pond in his turtle enclosure.

Mitch on his knees with his tongue out waiting for some Trump booty.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 12th, 2026 at 8:20am
Is it just me or has the whole Mitch McConnell saga taken on a weird “Weekend at Bernie’s” vibe?

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 12th, 2026 at 10:40am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 12th, 2026 at 8:20am:
Is it just me or has the whole Mitch McConnell saga taken on a weird “Weekend at Bernie’s” vibe?


Yep.

It certainly looks like they're covering up his death.


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 12th, 2026 at 12:22pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 12th, 2026 at 10:40am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Jul 12th, 2026 at 8:20am:
Is it just me or has the whole Mitch McConnell saga taken on a weird “Weekend at Bernie’s” vibe?


Yep.

It certainly looks like they're covering up his death.


Or at the very least, the fact that he is totally incapacitated and incapable of continuing in his role. Once word gets out, the Governor of Kentucky can name a Democrat to replace him, further eroding the buffer Trump has in the Senate.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Dnarever on Jul 12th, 2026 at 3:07pm
I don't really think they could cover up his death but they sure are not being transparent about his condition. Not that they are transparent or honest about anything.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jul 12th, 2026 at 3:28pm

Dnarever wrote on Jul 12th, 2026 at 3:07pm:
I don't really think they could cover up his death but they sure are not being transparent about his condition. Not that they are transparent or honest about anything.


The entire Trump administration has been the least transparent of any in US history.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 12th, 2026 at 5:12pm

Dnarever wrote on Jul 12th, 2026 at 3:07pm:
I don't really think they could cover up his death but they sure are not being transparent about his condition. Not that they are transparent or honest about anything.


This regime has murdered innocent people on the streets of Minneapolis, they've covered up the Epstein files, destroyed the East Wing of the White House, murdered innocent fishermen from Venezuela, started an illegal war in Iran, slaughtered hundreds of innocent school girls, and pardoned murderers and child rapists involved in the January 6 insurrection.

Covering up the death of a Senator would be a cakewalk for them.


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 12th, 2026 at 5:22pm

And now Lindsey Graham is dead   :)

That's two Guardians Of Paedophiles out of the Senate.


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 13th, 2026 at 2:56pm

It's alive!    :o


Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Muriel on Jul 14th, 2026 at 1:38am

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 13th, 2026 at 2:56pm:
It's alive!    :o



Turtle man has fully recovered!

https://www.facebook.com/reel/849893947979360

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Muriel on Jul 14th, 2026 at 1:40am

Muriel wrote on Jul 14th, 2026 at 1:38am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 13th, 2026 at 2:56pm:
It's alive!    :o



Turtle man has fully recovered!

https://www.facebook.com/reel/849893947979360


Chow brought back an ancient Chinese medical secret.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Carl D on Jul 14th, 2026 at 5:37am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_FuJQEq9TA

A Message from Mitch McConnell

Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies


Quote:
Mitch McConnell's new "proof of life" photo has some people insisting it's AI-generated.

Ridiculous.

As someone who would never use artificial intelligence to create misleading political videos, I felt obligated to help Mitch clear a few things up.


:)

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by greggerypeccary on Jul 14th, 2026 at 11:51am

Muriel wrote on Jul 14th, 2026 at 1:38am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 13th, 2026 at 2:56pm:
It's alive!    :o



Turtle man has fully recovered!

https://www.facebook.com/reel/849893947979360


;D

Jimmy Kimmel is doing okay too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DatiLh3Mo9v/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=A8cwGE-aB65susCUSQMSSNh

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Dnarever on Jul 14th, 2026 at 12:19pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 13th, 2026 at 2:56pm:
It's alive!    :o



Not sure that was ever true.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 14th, 2026 at 9:10pm
I am not trying to be rude. However, I found that McConnell looked like he was living his last days for the last few years.

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by Muriel on Jul 14th, 2026 at 9:37pm
Where is Jim Morrison?
mcconnell_elvis.jpeg (66 KB | 5 )

Title: Re: McConnell in hospital
Post by UnSubRocky on Jul 15th, 2026 at 12:56pm

Muriel wrote on Jul 14th, 2026 at 9:37pm:
Where is Jim Morrison?


I was just listening to a video about a wrestler "Shawn Michaels". He was mentioning a few other wrestlers, including "Jim Morrison"... just as I had clicked on this forum topic.

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