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Message started by The Male Lesbian Gaze on Jun 7th, 2026 at 5:50am

Title: SCREWED!
Post by The Male Lesbian Gaze on Jun 7th, 2026 at 5:50am
TEXAS HAS BEEN INVADED BY THE FLESH-EATING PARASITE KNOWN AS THE SCREWWORM. AND THE TRUMP ADMIN IS TO BLAME.


tears


Good thing that Texas doesn't have any regulations to get in the way ...


https://www.rawstory.com/screwworm-trump/


Texas beef imports are already being banned.


So much MAGA winning: DOGE eliminated funding to monitor the screwworm.

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by Leroy on Jun 7th, 2026 at 8:53am

Muriel wrote on Jun 7th, 2026 at 5:50am:
TEXAS HAS BEEN INVADED BY THE FLESH-EATING PARASITE KNOWN AS THE SCREWWORM. AND THE TRUMP ADMIN IS TO BLAME.


tears


Good thing that Texas doesn't have any regulations to get in the way ...


https://www.rawstory.com/screwworm-trump/


Texas beef imports are already being banned.


So much MAGA winning: DOGE eliminated funding to monitor the screwworm.


This brain eating screwworm has a scientific name. Its called TDS. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by Sprintcyclist on Jun 7th, 2026 at 8:58am

Quote:
..........  The U.S. Department of Agriculture announced the second confirmed case on Friday, which was detected in Zavala County, Texas, but 5.6 miles away from the first one.       ...........


https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2026/06/06/new-world-screwworm-second-confirmed-case/9151780775663/

america is a 3rd world country

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by The Male Lesbian Gaze on Jun 7th, 2026 at 9:57am

Leroy wrote on Jun 7th, 2026 at 8:53am:

Muriel wrote on Jun 7th, 2026 at 5:50am:
TEXAS HAS BEEN INVADED BY THE FLESH-EATING PARASITE KNOWN AS THE SCREWWORM. AND THE TRUMP ADMIN IS TO BLAME.


tears


Good thing that Texas doesn't have any regulations to get in the way ...


https://www.rawstory.com/screwworm-trump/


Texas beef imports are already being banned.


So much MAGA winning: DOGE eliminated funding to monitor the screwworm.


This brain eating screwworm has a scientific name. Its called TDS. ;D ;D ;D


When Texas comes begging for a bailout of their $15 Billion beef industry, tell them, Leroy, to speak to the DOGE kids who fired the scientists preventing the breakout of screwworms.

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by Leroy on Jun 7th, 2026 at 10:03am

Muriel wrote on Jun 7th, 2026 at 9:57am:

Leroy wrote on Jun 7th, 2026 at 8:53am:

Muriel wrote on Jun 7th, 2026 at 5:50am:
TEXAS HAS BEEN INVADED BY THE FLESH-EATING PARASITE KNOWN AS THE SCREWWORM. AND THE TRUMP ADMIN IS TO BLAME.


tears


Good thing that Texas doesn't have any regulations to get in the way ...


https://www.rawstory.com/screwworm-trump/


Texas beef imports are already being banned.


So much MAGA winning: DOGE eliminated funding to monitor the screwworm.


This brain eating screwworm has a scientific name. Its called TDS. ;D ;D ;D


When Texas comes begging for a bailout of their $15 Billion beef industry, tell them, Leroy, to speak to the DOGE kids who fired the scientists preventing the breakout of screwworms.


Ok I'll let them know.

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by tallowood on Jun 7th, 2026 at 12:15pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Jun 7th, 2026 at 8:58am:

Quote:
..........  The U.S. Department of Agriculture announced the second confirmed case on Friday, which was detected in Zavala County, Texas, but 5.6 miles away from the first one.       ...........


https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2026/06/06/new-world-screwworm-second-confirmed-case/9151780775663/

america is a 3rd world country


Earth is indeed the third planet from the Sun in our solar system, sitting comfortably between Venus and Mars.

Is it just a coincidence?  :o



Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 7th, 2026 at 12:17pm

Is that what ate RFK Jr's brain?

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by The Male Lesbian Gaze on Jun 8th, 2026 at 11:33am
Trump is also dismantling a $368 million deep-ocean monitoring network and defunding honeybee research. Perhaps MAGA is relying on Divine Intervention?

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by greggerypeccary on Jun 8th, 2026 at 3:15pm

Muriel wrote on Jun 8th, 2026 at 11:33am:
Trump is also dismantling a $368 million deep-ocean monitoring network and defunding honeybee research. Perhaps MAGA is relying on Divine Intervention?


Diaper Don would have no idea how important bees are for the US food system.

He probably said "I don't eat honey, so shut it all down".

And even if his advisors explained to him the vital role bees play in pollinating crops, he wouldn't believe them.

New wars (with no exit strategy), rising inflation, highest gas prices ever seen, and now he wants to kill agriculture in the US.

Oh dear.

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by Big Donger on Jun 8th, 2026 at 5:14pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Jun 8th, 2026 at 3:15pm:

Muriel wrote on Jun 8th, 2026 at 11:33am:
Trump is also dismantling a $368 million deep-ocean monitoring network and defunding honeybee research. Perhaps MAGA is relying on Divine Intervention?


Diaper Don would have no idea how important bees are for the US food system.

He probably said "I don't eat honey, so shut it all down".

And even if his advisors explained to him the vital role bees play in pollinating crops, he wouldn't believe them.

New wars (with no exit strategy), rising inflation, highest gas prices ever seen, and now he wants to kill agriculture in the US.

Oh dear.


Yes, but the stock market's hitting levels we've never seen before, Greggery, we've never seen anything like it. 74 straight wins - the highest ever.

Well, until now, anyway.

So unfair. Stocks should go up, not down, right? That’s the way it was for, like, 200 years. How else can a country attain GREATNESS???

The big fella was a little bit sore, as you'd expect. Trust the leftards on Wall Street to treat him like this. After everything he's done for them. Typical.

Anyhoo, he decided to spice things up by handing out some cash to Big Coal. Coal’s a great business, DL said. In terms of power, there’s really nothing like it.

The lefties chucked a tizz, as you'd expect.

DL responded by having a little snooze.

STOP THE STEAL !!!

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by The Male Lesbian Gaze on Jun 9th, 2026 at 7:49am
We don't need no Librul commie deep state scientists telling us what infestations we can have!

—Rural Texas

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by Armchair_Politician on Jun 9th, 2026 at 9:47am
I hope that our useless Labor government will ban this product from Australia. We don't need this ending up in our multi-billion dollar cattle industry somehow.

Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by tallowood on Jun 9th, 2026 at 10:03am
Explore the diverse world of screws in this beginners guide, "What are the Different Types of Screws and When to use Them?" Discover the functionalities and applications of various screw types...

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Title: Re: SCREWED!
Post by Leroy on Jun 9th, 2026 at 10:06am

tallowood wrote on Jun 9th, 2026 at 10:03am:
Explore the diverse world of screws in this beginners guide, "What are the Different Types of Screws and When to use Them?" Discover the functionalities and applications of various screw types...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd9RtwkLWwE


Also check out the different types of Phillips head screw drivers, it may explain why you sometimes mess up the top of the screw.

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