wonder if her porn movies did better?


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........... Melania has now set a new record, but it is not a desirable one: The doc is now the lowest-rated movie on IMDb of all time. At the time of writing, the documentary has an average of just 1.3 stars out of 10 from 24,000 reviews.     .......

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Shallow, sycophantic and absent a single unguarded moment, ‘Melania’ is a near-two-hour infomercial disguised as a documentary. What’s the movie actually worth as entertainment? I’ll start the bidding at two cents.

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Some films aim for depth. Others aim for… well, let’s just say this one forgot to bring a shovel. "Melania" boldly asks the question: what if we removed story, acting, and basic human dialogue… and just kept the background music from a 1998 elevator? The result is a cinematic experience that feels less like a movie and more like someone accidentally sat on the fast-forward button of a very awkward family DVD player. The "plot"—and I use that word the way a toddler uses a crayon—is about as coherent as a group chat at 2 a.m. Characters appear, exchange lines that sound like they were written by a malfunctioning chatbot, and then immediately forget why they entered the room in the first place. The acting deserves special recognition—not because it’s good, but because it exists at all. Every performance has the emotional range of a GPS voice saying "recalculating." You can practically see the actors thinking, "Is it too late to go back to my day job?" Spoiler: it’s not. Please do.

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Vomit worthy. Would not give this political commercial any stars because it's nothing but wasted time and illusions of self grandeur.

You couldn't pay me to go and see a movie about Mr or Mrs Trump.

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 8^th, 2026 at 1:29pm:

You couldn't pay me to go and see a movie about Mr or Mrs Trump.

then you could do a review about it ..........

Sprintcyclist wrote on May 8^th, 2026 at 2:24pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 8th, 2026 at 1:29pm: You couldn't pay me to go and see a movie about Mr or Mrs Trump. then you could do a review about it ..........

Review: it was sh!t. Zero stars.

I think I'd like this movie better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JNNMqRNXIg

NEW FILM - Donald's Run (Logan's Run parody)

Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies


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Donald Trump is the boss of the domed city, but when his age indicating palm T starts glowing his people turn on him encouraging him not to run.

;D

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Melania documentary becomes an unexpected box office hit The First Lady’s million-dollar documentary has outperformed its own expected release numbers, racking up $10 million at the box office and gaining a surprising title. Melania opened to the best box office numbers for a documentary in a decade after premiering Thursday in close to 1,800 screens nationwide. https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/new-movies/melania-documentary-becomes-an-unexpected-box-office-hit/news-story/a569c77c15432c85b8e7040d9c371e27

This will trigger the TDS sufferers.

Melania Trump's movie bombs at the Australian box office

The 2026 documentary Melania has bombed at the box office, grossing only around $16–17 million against a total budget of approximately $75 million (including marketing).

The Amazon-backed project, featuring extensive behind-the-scenes footage, premiered in early 2026 with poor attendances, including nearly empty theaters in Australia, and has received largely negative critical reviews.

greggerypeccary wrote on May 9^th, 2026 at 1:43pm:

Melania Trump's movie bombs at the Australian box office The 2026 documentary Melania has bombed at the box office, grossing only around $16–17 million against a total budget of approximately $75 million (including marketing). The Amazon-backed project, featuring extensive behind-the-scenes footage, premiered in early 2026 with poor attendances, including nearly empty theaters in Australia, and has received largely negative critical reviews.

Seems like everyone on this forum watched it. I guess there will be TDS sufferers that haven't watched it but seem to want to spend their own time offering a critique on something they have never watched but like I said they probably suffer from TDS.

But Peeroy saw it - off of his government check to pay for it, too.


Sad Peeroy, all alone in a movie theater jerking off to a $2 Slovakian whore

Marla wrote on May 10^th, 2026 at 6:08am:

But Peeroy saw it - off of his government check to pay for it, too. Sad Peeroy, all alone in a movie theater jerking off to a $2 Slovakian whore

So how many tricks do you need to score some weed.

Naw, whenever I need weed money I simply pimp out your fat RuZZian mother.