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Message started by Sprintcyclist on May 2nd, 2026 at 1:28am

Title: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Sprintcyclist on May 2nd, 2026 at 1:28am

he has nowhere near the intelligence


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......... Donald Trump has claimed he would have “no trouble” becoming an astronaut during an Oval Office meeting to honor the Artemis II lunar mission crew on Wednesday (29 April).     .......


https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/trump-claims-he-would-have-no-trouble-becoming-an-astronaut/ar-AA221kNI?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Sprintcyclist on May 2nd, 2026 at 1:38am

this is what an astronaut does


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.......  In 1999, Koch participated in a student exchange program at the University of Ghana, Legon, where she studied astrophysics. She then enrolled at North Carolina State University in Raleigh, earning Bachelor of Science degrees in electrical engineering and physics in 2001, followed by a Master of Science degree in electrical engineering in 2002.[10][6] In 2001, she completed the NASA Academy program at the Goddard Space Flight Center.[6] Outside of her studies she provided photographs to the Technician and did volunteer work for Habitat for Humanity and Engineers Without Borders.[3]      .......


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Koch

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Sprintcyclist on May 2nd, 2026 at 1:45am


https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA221qpA.img

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Marla on May 2nd, 2026 at 5:24am
Yes, I agree.


Anything to get Trump off of this planet

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Armchair_Politician on May 2nd, 2026 at 8:27am
I can just imagine what would happen. Trump goes up to space. He then gets abducted by aliens who perform all sorts of experiments on him and use all sorts of probes on him. They then release him and leave our solar system after concluding that there is no intelligent life in this solar system.

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Big Donger on May 2nd, 2026 at 9:25am

Sprintcyclist wrote on May 2nd, 2026 at 1:28am:
he has nowhere near the intelligence


Quote:
......... Donald Trump has claimed he would have “no trouble” becoming an astronaut during an Oval Office meeting to honor the Artemis II lunar mission crew on Wednesday (29 April).     .......


https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/trump-claims-he-would-have-no-trouble-becoming-an-astronaut/ar-AA221kNI?ocid=BingNewsSerp


What nonsense. He aced his dementia test.

Why couldn't he pass some silly astronaut test? All they seem to do is float around space taking selfies. How hard is that?

DL has an entire free world to run. 

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Leroy on May 2nd, 2026 at 10:17am

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 2nd, 2026 at 8:27am:
I can just imagine what would happen. Trump goes up to space. He then gets abducted by aliens who perform all sorts of experiments on him and use all sorts of probes on him. They then release him and leave our solar system after concluding that there is no intelligent life in this solar system.


They could do that just by reading your posts. ;D ;D

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by greggerypeccary on May 2nd, 2026 at 10:48am

Those poor astronauts had to hold a straight face in the Oval Office when the rapist made that ridiculous claim.

Well done to them.

You could see they wanted to be anywhere else but there.

I guess the smell from the diaper must be pretty bad too.


Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Big Donger on May 2nd, 2026 at 10:48am

Leroy wrote on May 2nd, 2026 at 10:17am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 2nd, 2026 at 8:27am:
I can just imagine what would happen. Trump goes up to space. He then gets abducted by aliens who perform all sorts of experiments on him and use all sorts of probes on him. They then release him and leave our solar system after concluding that there is no intelligent life in this solar system.


They could do that just by reading your posts. ;D ;D


AI will surpass your posts in another year, dear.

Yes, Master.

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Carl D on May 2nd, 2026 at 11:33am

greggerypeccary wrote on May 2nd, 2026 at 10:48am:
Those poor astronauts had to hold a straight face in the Oval Office when the rapist made that ridiculous claim.

Well done to them.

You could see they wanted to be anywhere else but there.

I guess the smell from the diaper must be pretty bad too.


Perhaps it wasn't a "communication glitch" after all?

Mind you, I was always pretty sure it wasn't.  ;D

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Armchair_Politician on May 3rd, 2026 at 8:01am

Leroy wrote on May 2nd, 2026 at 10:17am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 2nd, 2026 at 8:27am:
I can just imagine what would happen. Trump goes up to space. He then gets abducted by aliens who perform all sorts of experiments on him and use all sorts of probes on him. They then release him and leave our solar system after concluding that there is no intelligent life in this solar system.


They could do that just by reading your posts. ;D ;D


True - your responses to them are proof there is no intelligence.

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Bobby. on May 3rd, 2026 at 8:28am

This seems to be a subtle hint of some kind about what President Trump would like to have done.



Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Armchair_Politician on May 3rd, 2026 at 8:36am

Bobby. wrote on May 3rd, 2026 at 8:28am:
This seems to be a subtle hint of some kind about what President Trump would like to have done.




Can you imagine how quickly and how often his image there would get defaced/damaged?

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Bobby. on May 3rd, 2026 at 8:50am

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 3rd, 2026 at 8:36am:

Bobby. wrote on May 3rd, 2026 at 8:28am:
This seems to be a subtle hint of some kind about what President Trump would like to have done.




Can you imagine how quickly and how often his image there would get defaced/damaged?



Maybe -
I checked and it's there:

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116502848851907459

Title: Re: trump 'could' be an astronaut .........
Post by Bobby. on May 3rd, 2026 at 8:56am

More:
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116502756484361615


Trump looks a good weight.



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