The White House Correspondents' Dinner is currently in chaos with Trump and Vance evacuated with full Secret Service protection...

Journalists began rushing for the exits...

Shots were heard.

Rumours are that a shooter was in the room...

Details will follow...

What excitement.

[media width=500]https://youtu.be/194YJws8Ehw[/media]

Sounded like 6 shots around the 13 seconds point of the video.

Three shots, and the shooter is dead ... apparently.

Someone will have to change Trump's diaper.

I'm now waiting for Trump to reappear with a bandage on his ear.  ::)

Carl D wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 11:24am:

I'm now waiting for Trump to reappear with a bandage on his ear.  ::)

;D

Same hotel Reagan was shot in.

Carl D wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 11:24am:

I'm now waiting for Trump to reappear with a bandage on his ear.  ::)

More like over his eyes, which he will miraculously cure on stage with his healing hands...

Praise be to the Lord Jesus Trump.

Apparently, the shooter was 2 levels down from the reception room.

For those listening, not watching, the sudden outburst of calls, 'You ass hay. You ass hay', indicated that something was up.

Crappy security.

Or, did someone let the shooter in?

The dinner has been cancelled - expected to be scheduled in the next 30 days...

Trump to make an announcement within the next 30 minutes...

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 11:42am:

The dinner has been cancelled - expected to be scheduled in the next 30 days... Trump to make an announcement within the next 30 minutes...

Oh, I can hardly wait   ::)

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 11:45am:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 11:42am: The dinner has been cancelled - expected to be scheduled in the next 30 days... Trump to make an announcement within the next 30 minutes... Oh, I can hardly wait   ::)

You'll watch it.

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 11:49am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 11:45am: MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 11:42am: The dinner has been cancelled - expected to be scheduled in the next 30 days... Trump to make an announcement within the next 30 minutes... Oh, I can hardly wait   ::) You'll watch it.

He'll lie.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 11:41am:

Crappy security. Or, did someone let the shooter in?

Not too bad, the shooter was apprehended as they tried to rush through the metal detector.

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 12:22pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 11:41am: Crappy security. Or, did someone let the shooter in? Not too bad, the shooter was apprehended as they tried to rush through the metal detector.

Maybe, maybe not.

I don't believe a single word that comes out of their mouths.

Once again, just like the "pierced ear" incident, we'll never know the truth.

https://i.imgur.com/0Rfv4hS.jpeg

He is a fast runner, but not fast enough.

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 1:45pm:

https://i.imgur.com/0Rfv4hS.jpeg He is a fast runner, but not fast enough.

I dunno... there's a smell of bullshit about this...

How far was he ever going to get, rushing the Secret Service like that?

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 1:51pm:

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 1:45pm: https://i.imgur.com/0Rfv4hS.jpeg He is a fast runner, but not fast enough. I dunno... there's a smell of bullshit about this...

An overwhelming stench.

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/26/us/white-house-correspondents-dinner-shooter-teacher-invs

Suspect identified as Cole Tomas Allen, a 31-year-old from California


According to his LinkedIn profile, Allen graduated from the California Institute of Technology in 2017
with a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering,
and received a master’s degree in computer science
from California State University-Dominguez Hills last year.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 2:49pm:

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/26/us/white-house-correspondents-dinner-shooter-teacher-invs Suspect identified as Cole Tomas Allen, a 31-year-old from California According to his LinkedIn profile, Allen graduated from the California Institute of Technology in 2017 with a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering, and received a master’s degree in computer science from California State University-Dominguez Hills last year.

So, he's armed to the teeth with a shotgun, a handgun and knives...

He's fixing on passing through metal-detection security gates...

He sees a swarm of armed Secret Service agents managing the security gates...

He thinks he can outrun them and the bullets fired at him...

He's finally downed by agents without taking a bullet himself...

Sounds like a plan... NOT!

What was Phase 2 if he'd made it past initial security... with a hoard of Secret Service agents, FBI, and local police coming at him from all sides?

Did this BA in mechanical engineering and MA in computer science hatch his plan after watching episodes of the Keystone Kops?

Trump's announcement after the incident was the predictable and expected self-absorbed rambling...

Kash Patel then jumped in, blowing smoke up Trump's arse, further cementing a disparaging stereotype about Indians as apex arselickers...

Convenient

Staged for the Epsteinth time...

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 3:14pm:

Trump's announcement after the incident was the predictable and expected self-absorbed rambling... Kash Patel then jumped in, blowing smoke up Trump's arse, further cementing a disparaging stereotype about Indians as apex arselickers...

I didn't bother watching it.

I did, however, see an interview with KKKaroline Leavitt before the event and she said "There will be some shots fired tonight".

SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 4:23pm:

Staged for the Epsteinth time...

Time to call for a investigation, round up the old "Russia Russia collusion" gang and get a investigation going. $100mil should get to the bottom of this big mystery. We need to make some more lawyers rich with these important investigations.

But you have to hand it to the dems, they spent $100mil to prove that Trump did not collude with Russia, egg on their face but very considerate of them to spend that type of money just ot prove Trump innocent. Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for.

Leroy wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 5:09pm:

Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for.

But as an Australian, not your tax money...

However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse?

It’s not a coincidence that the most corrupt and least popular President and the one spewing the most violent rhetoric has been around more shootings than any other President in history. Be interesting to see if the shooter is Republican.

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 5:18pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse?

My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice.

Leroy wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 5:31pm:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:18pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse? My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice.

He means don't sell it.

You're always free to buy a Trump watch, phone or whatever. We Aussies don't have any tariffs at all.

But that's just us.

Leroy wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 5:31pm:

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:18pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse? My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice.

You've got it arse-about... pun intended.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 5:39pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:31pm: MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:18pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse? My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice. He means don't sell it. You're always free to buy a Trump watch, phone or whatever. We Aussies don't have any tariffs at all. But that's just us.

I know, thats why Japanese can buy our gas cheaper than we can.

MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 3:04pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 2:49pm: https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/26/us/white-house-correspondents-dinner-shooter-teacher-invs Suspect identified as Cole Tomas Allen, a 31-year-old from California According to his LinkedIn profile, Allen graduated from the California Institute of Technology in 2017 with a bachelor’s degree in mechanical engineering, and received a master’s degree in computer science from California State University-Dominguez Hills last year. So, he's armed to the teeth with a shotgun, a handgun and knives... He's fixing on passing through metal-detection security gates... He sees a swarm of armed Secret Service agents managing the security gates... He thinks he can outrun them and the bullets fired at him... He's finally downed by agents without taking a bullet himself... Sounds like a plan... NOT! What was Phase 2 if he'd made it past initial security... with a hoard of Secret Service agents, FBI, and local police coming at him from all sides? Did this BA in mechanical engineering and MA in computer science hatch his plan after watching episodes of the Keystone Kops?

He must have had a high IQ at some stage?     :-/

Ah.

I saw some of what the rapist said after the shooting.

It's a staged event designed to garner support for his ballroom.

He says the ballroom will be more secure.

Makes sense now.

::)

Leroy wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 5:48pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:39pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:31pm: MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:18pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse? My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice. He means don't sell it. You're always free to buy a Trump watch, phone or whatever. We Aussies don't have any tariffs at all. But that's just us. I know, thats why Japanese can buy our gas cheaper than we can.

That's right. We, you see, believe in Freeeeedom.

You?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 8:01pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:48pm: Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:39pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:31pm: MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:18pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse? My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice. He means don't sell it. You're always free to buy a Trump watch, phone or whatever. We Aussies don't have any tariffs at all. But that's just us. I know, thats why Japanese can buy our gas cheaper than we can. That's right. We, you see, believe in Freeeeedom. You?

Depends what you call freedom, some think filling out government documents for money is freedom. Some think living without government interference is freedom. The question you should as is what would you sacrifice for your freedom.

Leroy wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 8:06pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 8:01pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:48pm: Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:39pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:31pm: MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:18pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse? My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice. He means don't sell it. You're always free to buy a Trump watch, phone or whatever. We Aussies don't have any tariffs at all. But that's just us. I know, thats why Japanese can buy our gas cheaper than we can. That's right. We, you see, believe in Freeeeedom. You? Depends what you call freedom, some think filling out government documents for money is freedom. Some think living without government interference is freedom. The question you should as is what would you sacrifice for your freedom.

No, the question we're discussing is free trade.

Do you believe in it?

A simple yes or no will suffice.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 8:15pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 8:06pm: Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 8:01pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:48pm: Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:39pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:31pm: MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:18pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse? My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice. He means don't sell it. You're always free to buy a Trump watch, phone or whatever. We Aussies don't have any tariffs at all. But that's just us. I know, thats why Japanese can buy our gas cheaper than we can. That's right. We, you see, believe in Freeeeedom. You? Depends what you call freedom, some think filling out government documents for money is freedom. Some think living without government interference is freedom. The question you should as is what would you sacrifice for your freedom. No, the question we're discussing is free trade. Do you believe in it? A simple yes or no will suffice.

What is free trade, do you mean no taxes or regulation or do you mean free to deal with whoever you like whenever you like as long as the government get their cut and oh yeah if you work harder and be more successful you have to pay more tax than everyone else.

Do you think having the government restrict how much you can earn and save and hit you with more taxes if you do better than everyone else. Is that what you call freedom.

He's tinted:


https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/74/b5/03/74b503a690d8dbf97dfb735a5ee18cb4.png

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15766135/Cole-Tomas-Allen-charges-White-House-Correspondents-Dinner-shooting.html

26 April 2026

The Allen family are seen with Allen, second from right,
together with brother Gabriel, his mother Kathy, father, Thomas, and sisters Stephanie and Avriana.



https://i.dailymail.com/1s/2026/04/26/06/108167471-15766135-The_Allen_family_are_seen_with_Cole_second_from_right_together_w-a-67_1777182730863.jpg

Another unhinged leftist

He donated to Kamala

Leroy wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 8:24pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 8:15pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 8:06pm: Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 8:01pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:48pm: Big Donger wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:39pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:31pm: MeisterEckhart wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:18pm: Leroy wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 5:09pm: Why not do it again, isn't that what tax payers money is for. But as an Australian, not your tax money... However, the tariffs Australians are forced to pay upfront to the US before shipping goods to the US can cost Australian vendors... where do you stand on that? Or do you think it's a small price to pay for the 'honour' of blowing smoke up Trump's arse? My stance is simple, if you don't want it don't buy it. People complain about this and that yet spend $7 on a coffee or $10 on a packet of tim tams. Life is not free and you have a choice. He means don't sell it. You're always free to buy a Trump watch, phone or whatever. We Aussies don't have any tariffs at all. But that's just us. I know, thats why Japanese can buy our gas cheaper than we can. That's right. We, you see, believe in Freeeeedom. You? Depends what you call freedom, some think filling out government documents for money is freedom. Some think living without government interference is freedom. The question you should as is what would you sacrifice for your freedom. No, the question we're discussing is free trade. Do you believe in it? A simple yes or no will suffice. What is free trade, do you mean no taxes or regulation or do you mean free to deal with whoever you like whenever you like as long as the government get their cut and oh yeah if you work harder and be more successful you have to pay more tax than everyone else. Do you think having the government restrict how much you can earn and save and hit you with more taxes if you do better than everyone else. Is that what you call freedom.

You know what I mean. Do you believe in Freeeeedom?

Say it.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 8:40pm:

He's tinted: https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/74/b5/03/74b503a690d8dbf97dfb735a5ee18cb4.png

Ah. You've finally said it.

Thanks, Bobby, this is all we need to know.

God damn


https://youtu.be/Xs7C3VHwPcc

Bobby. wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 6:16pm:

He must have had a high IQ at some stage?     :-/

bobby,

Do these 'descriptors' of Trump, sound like anyone we know ???



Quote:

10 Minutes Before Firing At Trump Event, Shooter Sent A Manifesto To Family About ten minutes before Allen opened fire, he sent what has been described as an anti-Trump manifesto to members of his family.     Edited by:     Prapti Upadhayay     World News     Apr 26, 2026 22:37 pm IST ........."I am no longer willing to permit a paedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes,"......

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/donald-trump-assassination-cole-thomas-manifesto-white-house-correspondents-dinner-us-shooting-news-trump-event-shooter-sent-a-manifesto-to-family-11412424


Just another [deranged] LEFTIST, heaping HATRED, on Trump.

TDS

Yadda wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 4:26am:

Just another [deranged] LEFTIST, heaping HATRED, on Trump. TDS

Just another [deranged] retarded post, heaping racism and bigot from a faux-Christian racist and bigot.


Again, "TDS" is so 2018. See if the baby murders pro-Zionist can update your troll software.

Brilliant!

https://youtu.be/blN_axphI5I

Has anyone noticed? This was DL's only White House Correspondents"s Dinner.

He ditched all the others because he didn't want to do an ironic, self-poking speech.

And now this. He never had to give a speech at all.

Cunning, no?

Marla wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:30am:

Brilliant! https://youtu.be/blN_axphI5I

Yes, brilliant.

Just a correction, dear. Melania was not by his side.

Most common, it happens all the time.

White House Correspondents’ Dinner gunman Cole Allen’s full anti-Trump manifesto

By Steven Nelson and Chris Nesi
Published April 26, 2026, 11:38 a.m. ET

Accused White House Correspondents’ Dinner gunman Cole Allen sent a sprawling, crazed manifesto to family members about 10 minutes before Saturday’s attack, sources told The Post.

The 1,052-word missive obtained by The Post Sunday morning — signed Cole ‘coldForce’ ‘Friendly Federal Assassin’ Allen” — outlined his “rules of engagement” for the shooting and stated he believed it was his righteous duty to target administration officials.

Cole Allen’s manifesto in full:

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

...

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed poo.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 10:10am:

I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

I understand his frustration, but violence isn't the answer.

The rapist and convicted felon will die soon, thanks to congestive heart failure.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 12:06am:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 8:40pm: He's tinted: https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/74/b5/03/74b503a690d8dbf97dfb735a5ee18cb4.png Ah. You've finally said it. Thanks, Bobby, this is all we need to know.

Said what?  - Big donger.   ::)

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 10:12am:

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo. What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing. No damn security. Not in transport. Not in the hotel. Not in the event. Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance. I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat. The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before. Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again. Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed poo. Actually insane. Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done. Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids. Thank you for your attention to this matter! https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/

:D :D


He sounds like gweggy, big dildo, armchair and sprinty.

Obscessed, deranged, consumed.


A teacher, eh??

Captain Nemo,

Thanks for posting this guys 'manifesto'.

Posts......Reply #48 and Reply #49



A clear insight into his 'state of mind'.

He is apologizing to 'all around him' for what he is about to do.

But in his mind......it is all justification, with little or no responsibility.....for what he is about to do [...or for whatever cost or injury, he has casually determined, to inflict upon all of those....whom he expects to encounter ! ].


".......I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near........

.......Thank you to my family, both personal       and church,       for your love over these 31 years."


.


Men always choose to justify themselves [i.e. to justify their own actions].

And will ally themselves, with whomever, it is of their own will, to do so.

2 Chronicles 19:1
And Jehoshaphat the king of Judah returned to his house in peace to Jerusalem.
2  And Jehu the son of Hanani the seer went out to meet him, and said to king Jehoshaphat,
Shouldest thou help the ungodly,
and love them that hate the LORD?
therefore is wrath upon thee from before the LORD.


But who does the God of creation say, that He allies Himself with, among men ?

2 Chronicles 16:9
For the eyes of the LORD run to and fro throughout the whole earth,
to shew himself strong in the behalf of them whose heart is perfect toward him.....



Cole Tomas Allen

Romans 10:2
For I bear them record that they have a zeal of God,
but not according to knowledge.
3  For they being ignorant of God's righteousness,
and going about to establish their own righteousness,
have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God.


.


[Jesus said]....
John 14:15
If ye love me, keep my commandments.


John 15:10
If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love;
even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love.


It isn't Rocket Science.



Love God.

Love God's righteousness.

Be at peace.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 26^th, 2026 at 8:40pm:

He's tinted: https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/74/b5/03/74b503a690d8dbf97dfb735a5ee18cb4.png

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest.



Soooo wacism!!

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 10:19am:

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:10am: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. I understand his frustration, but violence isn't the answer. The rapist and convicted felon will die soon, thanks to congestive heart failure.

Yep, when we get to November the Dems will take over Congress and render the rapist a lame duck President and when his term ends, the Dems can start to fix the colossal amount of damage Trump has done at home and abroad.

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 12:28pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:19am: Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:10am: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. I understand his frustration, but violence isn't the answer. The rapist and convicted felon will die soon, thanks to congestive heart failure. Yep, when we get to November the Dems will take over Congress and render the rapist a lame duck President and when his term ends, the Dems can start to fix the colossal amount of damage Trump has done at home and abroad.

It certainly looks that way, if there's a free and fair election.

However, your recent post shows what could go wrong: https://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1777257778/0#0

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 12:28pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:19am: Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:10am: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. I understand his frustration, but violence isn't the answer. The rapist and convicted felon will die soon, thanks to congestive heart failure. Yep, when we get to November the Dems will take over Congress and render the rapist a lame duck President and when his term ends, the Dems can start to fix the colossal amount of damage Trump has done at home and abroad.

Who is going to fix the 40 trillion dollar deficit?

Gavin  ;D
AOC ;D

Are they going to introduce an austerity package  ;D

https://tac.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Screen-Shot-2018-10-11-at-8.58.59-AM-e1539266378887.png

tallowood wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:09pm:

https://tac.imgix.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Screen-Shot-2018-10-11-at-8.58.59-AM-e1539266378887.png

https://i.imgur.com/OMkn2hW.jpg

aquascoot wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:07pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 12:28pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:19am: Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:10am: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. I understand his frustration, but violence isn't the answer. The rapist and convicted felon will die soon, thanks to congestive heart failure. Yep, when we get to November the Dems will take over Congress and render the rapist a lame duck President and when his term ends, the Dems can start to fix the colossal amount of damage Trump has done at home and abroad. Who is going to fix the 40 trillion dollar deficit? Gavin  ;D AOC ;D Are they going to introduce an austerity package  ;D

Hard to say, dear. What happened to DOGE? Would you care to explain its savings to the leftards here?

When you're done with that, it would be good to hear your views on Donnie's Big Beautiful Bill.

Then, if you wouldn't mind, a cost/benefits analysis on Donnie's endless war in Iran would be great.

Cheers.

The tears are still flowing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqX0Lt94alQ

Maybe now Cheryl Hines will leave that creepy RFK Jr madman.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr was seated at a table with his wife Cheryl Hines, alongside White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller and his wife Katie, when the incident happened. The two men reacted in strikingly different ways.

Ms Miller took cover behind a table, and her husband immediately hugged her close, partly blocking her with his own body.

Ms Hines remained in her chair, slightly ducking, and looked shocked. Mr Kennedy, his back to her, remained sitting at full height, looking towards the stage.

After a few seconds, both Trump officials were shepherded out of the room by security.

Mr Miller continued to clutch his wife along the way. Mr Kennedy, was swept away by a group of officers while Ms Hines trailed behind. At one point, approaching the stage’s steps, she reached out to grab one of the officers’ suits to help her balance, but couldn’t reach, and followed on alone.

At no point in the footage did Mr Kennedy look back at her.

What an asshole.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 1:29pm:

aquascoot wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 1:07pm: Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 12:28pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:19am: Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:10am: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. I understand his frustration, but violence isn't the answer. The rapist and convicted felon will die soon, thanks to congestive heart failure. Yep, when we get to November the Dems will take over Congress and render the rapist a lame duck President and when his term ends, the Dems can start to fix the colossal amount of damage Trump has done at home and abroad. Who is going to fix the 40 trillion dollar deficit? Gavin  ;D AOC ;D Are they going to introduce an austerity package  ;D Hard to say, dear. What happened to DOGE? Would you care to explain its savings to the leftards here? When you're done with that, it would be good to hear your views on Donnie's Big Beautiful Bill. Then, if you wouldn't mind, a cost/benefits analysis on Donnie's endless war in Iran would be great. Cheers.

DOGE, like colonialism, ended too soon.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 2:44pm:

Maybe now Cheryl Hines will leave that creepy RFK Jr madman. Robert F. Kennedy Jr was seated at a table with his wife Cheryl Hines, alongside White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller and his wife Katie, when the incident happened. The two men reacted in strikingly different ways. Ms Miller took cover behind a table, and her husband immediately hugged her close, partly blocking her with his own body. Ms Hines remained in her chair, slightly ducking, and looked shocked. Mr Kennedy, his back to her, remained sitting at full height, looking towards the stage. After a few seconds, both Trump officials were shepherded out of the room by security. Mr Miller continued to clutch his wife along the way. Mr Kennedy, was swept away by a group of officers while Ms Hines trailed behind. At one point, approaching the stage’s steps, she reached out to grab one of the officers’ suits to help her balance, but couldn’t reach, and followed on alone. At no point in the footage did Mr Kennedy look back at her. What an asshole.

Cool story.

The picture tells another thing:

https://i.imgur.com/lXhEZTB.jpeg
Security officials evacuate Robert F Kennedy Jr and his wife Cheryl Hines. (Reuters: Jonathan Ernst)

Frank wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 1:29pm: aquascoot wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 1:07pm: Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 12:28pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:19am: Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 10:10am: I am a citizen of the United States of America. What my representatives do reflects on me. And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. I understand his frustration, but violence isn't the answer. The rapist and convicted felon will die soon, thanks to congestive heart failure. Yep, when we get to November the Dems will take over Congress and render the rapist a lame duck President and when his term ends, the Dems can start to fix the colossal amount of damage Trump has done at home and abroad. Who is going to fix the 40 trillion dollar deficit? Gavin  ;D AOC ;D Are they going to introduce an austerity package  ;D Hard to say, dear. What happened to DOGE? Would you care to explain its savings to the leftards here? When you're done with that, it would be good to hear your views on Donnie's Big Beautiful Bill. Then, if you wouldn't mind, a cost/benefits analysis on Donnie's endless war in Iran would be great. Cheers. DOGE, like colonialism, ended too soon.

So why did DL stop it, old boy?

He's tinted:


https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/74/b5/03/74b503a690d8dbf97dfb735a5ee18cb4.png


https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15766135/Cole-Tomas-Allen-charges-White-House-Correspondents-Dinner-shooting.html

26 April 2026

The Allen family are seen with Allen, second from right,
together with brother Gabriel, his mother Kathy, father, Thomas, and sisters Stephanie and Avriana.



https://i.dailymail.com/1s/2026/04/26/06/108167471-15766135-The_Allen_family_are_seen_with_Cole_second_from_right_together_w-a-67_1777182730863.jpg

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 4:43pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 2:44pm: Maybe now Cheryl Hines will leave that creepy RFK Jr madman. Robert F. Kennedy Jr was seated at a table with his wife Cheryl Hines, alongside White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller and his wife Katie, when the incident happened. The two men reacted in strikingly different ways. Ms Miller took cover behind a table, and her husband immediately hugged her close, partly blocking her with his own body. Ms Hines remained in her chair, slightly ducking, and looked shocked. Mr Kennedy, his back to her, remained sitting at full height, looking towards the stage. After a few seconds, both Trump officials were shepherded out of the room by security. Mr Miller continued to clutch his wife along the way. Mr Kennedy, was swept away by a group of officers while Ms Hines trailed behind. At one point, approaching the stage’s steps, she reached out to grab one of the officers’ suits to help her balance, but couldn’t reach, and followed on alone. At no point in the footage did Mr Kennedy look back at her. What an asshole. Cool story. The picture tells another thing: https://i.imgur.com/lXhEZTB.jpeg Security officials evacuate Robert F Kennedy Jr and his wife Cheryl Hines. (Reuters: Jonathan Ernst)

Watch the video.

Watch the worthless POS leave his wife behind.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1swmww5/rfk_jr_gets_rushed_out_of_the_whcd_and_completely/

And, he never looks back to see how she is.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:45pm:

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 4:43pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 2:44pm: Maybe now Cheryl Hines will leave that creepy RFK Jr madman. Robert F. Kennedy Jr was seated at a table with his wife Cheryl Hines, alongside White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller and his wife Katie, when the incident happened. The two men reacted in strikingly different ways. Ms Miller took cover behind a table, and her husband immediately hugged her close, partly blocking her with his own body. Ms Hines remained in her chair, slightly ducking, and looked shocked. Mr Kennedy, his back to her, remained sitting at full height, looking towards the stage. After a few seconds, both Trump officials were shepherded out of the room by security. Mr Miller continued to clutch his wife along the way. Mr Kennedy, was swept away by a group of officers while Ms Hines trailed behind. At one point, approaching the stage’s steps, she reached out to grab one of the officers’ suits to help her balance, but couldn’t reach, and followed on alone. At no point in the footage did Mr Kennedy look back at her. What an asshole. Cool story. The picture tells another thing: https://i.imgur.com/lXhEZTB.jpeg Security officials evacuate Robert F Kennedy Jr and his wife Cheryl Hines. (Reuters: Jonathan Ernst) Watch the video. Watch the worthless POS leave his wife behind. https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1swmww5/rfk_jr_gets_rushed_out_of_the_whcd_and_completely/ And, he never looks back to see how she is.

In those situations, Greggery, it's every broad for herself. In the manosphere, you see, they like to give the secretaries a cuddle and rugger up, dear.

Bobby knows what I mean.

It's most butch. As Pete said in his prayer to the Christian warriors, and I will smite thee with furious anger, etc, etc, etc.

He might have got it off Pulp Fiction, but he meant every word, no?

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 9:03pm:

In those situations, Greggery, it's every broad for herself. In the manosphere, you see, they like to give the secretaries a cuddle and rugger up, dear. Bobby knows what I mean. It's most butch. As Pete said in his prayer to the Christian warriors, and I will smite thee with furious anger, etc, etc, etc. He might have got it off Pulp Fiction, but he meant every word, no?

Oh oh people of the earth
Listen to the warning
The Seer he said
Beware the storm that gathers here
Listen to the wise man

Is there a connection with those missing scientists?

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS9kgbVjq/

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 7:45pm:

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 4:43pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 2:44pm: Maybe now Cheryl Hines will leave that creepy RFK Jr madman. Robert F. Kennedy Jr was seated at a table with his wife Cheryl Hines, alongside White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller and his wife Katie, when the incident happened. The two men reacted in strikingly different ways. Ms Miller took cover behind a table, and her husband immediately hugged her close, partly blocking her with his own body. Ms Hines remained in her chair, slightly ducking, and looked shocked. Mr Kennedy, his back to her, remained sitting at full height, looking towards the stage. After a few seconds, both Trump officials were shepherded out of the room by security. Mr Miller continued to clutch his wife along the way. Mr Kennedy, was swept away by a group of officers while Ms Hines trailed behind. At one point, approaching the stage’s steps, she reached out to grab one of the officers’ suits to help her balance, but couldn’t reach, and followed on alone. At no point in the footage did Mr Kennedy look back at her. What an asshole. Cool story. The picture tells another thing: https://i.imgur.com/lXhEZTB.jpeg Security officials evacuate Robert F Kennedy Jr and his wife Cheryl Hines. (Reuters: Jonathan Ernst) Watch the video. Watch the worthless POS leave his wife behind. https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1swmww5/rfk_jr_gets_rushed_out_of_the_whcd_and_completely/ And, he never looks back to see how she is.

Yeah, fair enough. That video is not a good look.

Bobby. wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 6:55pm:

He's tinted: https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/74/b5/03/74b503a690d8dbf97dfb735a5ee18cb4.png https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15766135/Cole-Tomas-Allen-charges-White-House-Correspondents-Dinner-shooting.html 26 April 2026 The Allen family are seen with Allen, second from right, together with brother Gabriel, his mother Kathy, father, Thomas, and sisters Stephanie and Avriana. https://i.dailymail.com/1s/2026/04/26/06/108167471-15766135-The_Allen_family_are_seen_with_Cole_second_from_right_together_w-a-67_1777182730863.jpg

U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."

The document reportedly provided a handy bullet-pointed list of grievances along with a helpful table of contents detailing primary and secondary motivations for wanting to kill the president, but after hours of reviewing the manifesto, journalists came up empty as to who the gunman may have been targeting and why.

"It's a mystery," said CBS correspondent Norah O'Donnell, thumbing through the papers. "See right here, the gunman says that he plans to use a gun to shoot President Donald J. Trump, and explains that he's doing so because he believes that Trump is a dangerous fascist who must be stopped at all costs. I wonder who the gunman is talking about here? Who was he after that night, and for what reason? We may never know."

Experts explained that the gunman's repeated references to President Trump, including a chapter called "Yes, Trump Is My Target, And Here Is Why," should not be taken as definitive evidence of intent.

"This is going to be a tough nut to crack," said CNN's Kaitlan Collins. "We're looking at everything. What drove this man to attempt such a heinous act? Was it class imbalance? Was it gluten? The search has only just begun."

At publishing time, the media had responded with utter shock and skepticism to assertions by the administration that the target was, in fact, President Trump.

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 28^th, 2026 at 9:51am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 7:45pm: Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 4:43pm: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 27th, 2026 at 2:44pm: Maybe now Cheryl Hines will leave that creepy RFK Jr madman. Robert F. Kennedy Jr was seated at a table with his wife Cheryl Hines, alongside White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller and his wife Katie, when the incident happened. The two men reacted in strikingly different ways. Ms Miller took cover behind a table, and her husband immediately hugged her close, partly blocking her with his own body. Ms Hines remained in her chair, slightly ducking, and looked shocked. Mr Kennedy, his back to her, remained sitting at full height, looking towards the stage. After a few seconds, both Trump officials were shepherded out of the room by security. Mr Miller continued to clutch his wife along the way. Mr Kennedy, was swept away by a group of officers while Ms Hines trailed behind. At one point, approaching the stage’s steps, she reached out to grab one of the officers’ suits to help her balance, but couldn’t reach, and followed on alone. At no point in the footage did Mr Kennedy look back at her. What an asshole. Cool story. The picture tells another thing: https://i.imgur.com/lXhEZTB.jpeg Security officials evacuate Robert F Kennedy Jr and his wife Cheryl Hines. (Reuters: Jonathan Ernst) Watch the video. Watch the worthless POS leave his wife behind. https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1swmww5/rfk_jr_gets_rushed_out_of_the_whcd_and_completely/ And, he never looks back to see how she is. Yeah, fair enough. That video is not a good look.

The poor woman was literally reaching out for help and they all just left her behind.

Even Stephen Miller acted better than RFK Jr.

Turns out the "shooter" might not have fired off any rounds at all.

Another "Trump Shooting" False Flag?

To build a ballroom? Or escalate a war?

by Kevin Barrett


Donald Trump just keeps on getting shot at. Fortunately for him, if not for the rest of us, the people shooting at him are stunningly incompetent. For some reason, competent shooters always shoot at people causing problems for Israel, like the Kennedys and Charlie Kirk, while the doofuses shooting at Trump couldn’t hit the broad side of an ear. And if by some fluke they do hit the broad side of Trump’s ear with an AR-15 bullet, the bullet itself turns out to be incompetent. Actually, an AR-15 bullet that hits a human ear without leaving any visible sign of damage is worse than incompetent. As Trump would undoubtedly say to such a bullet, had he hired it during his days at The Apprentice: “You’re fired!”...

Oddly, the latest fake Trump shooting happened just days after mainstream media suddenly felt compelled to take note of the fact that hardly anybody, even in Trump’s MAGA base, still believes that Trump’s ear was struck by an AR-15 bullet in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13, 2024. Last week Wired magazine informed us that “MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged” and The New Republic echoed “MAGA Increasingly Believes Trump Assassination Attempt Was Fake,” while CNN offered a mind-bogglingly lame debunking: “How would an assassination attempt be ‘staged’?” and MS NOW ‘splained away “Why MAGA has developed conspiracy theories about the assassination attempt on Trump.”

A paranoid conspiracy theorist who imagined that conspirators cover up their unraveling conspiracies by staging even more preposterous, instantly-unraveling conspiracies might be forgiven for wondering whether the latest blatantly-fake “Trump shooting” was staged to distract us from the unraveling of the earlier, equally-blatantly-fake “Trump shooting.” The coverup team, our conspiracy theorist suspects, must be cackling gleefully: “Bwa-ha-ha! They’ve all completely forgotten about Trump’s perfectly intact ear, and how those Secret Service guys let him stand right up and do that fist-shaking photo op in front of the flag, exposing himself to more potential shots, had anyone been actually shooting at him…Now all they’re talking about is Leavitt’s prediction and Fox News cutting off Aminah Hasine and how fake and gay THIS ‘Trump shooting’ is!”...

The Thanksgiving false flag’s purpose was obvious (anti-immigration). The Butler ear-nick’s was even more obvious (anoint and elect Trump to obey Israel’s orders to attack Iran). But last night’s shooting at the Washington Hilton, unlike its earlier analogues, did not wear its purpose on its sleeve. Was it meant to demonize award-winning teachers or computer scientists or game developers? Probably not. Was it intended to demonstrate the need for a secure White House ballroom? That is one theory making the rounds on social media...

The theory that Trump’s people would use a false flag to get a ballroom built sounds farfetched. But as Wikipedia tells us, “The project's above-ground construction has faced legal challenges, with construction as of April 18 being allowed to continue until June 2026.” Opponents of the project have called it sickeningly tacky, ostentatious, typically-Trumpian tasteless fiasco that defecates all over the historical integrity of the White House. The National Trust for Historic Preservation has sued to stop the project, while “the Trump administration replied that the ballroom construction must continue for classified reasons of national security that may be shared with the judge but not with the plaintiffs.”

Just as Trump’s anti-immigration agenda had faced legal as well as political challenges that miraculously evaporated in the wake of the Thanksgiving shooting, so too his ballroom project has probably gone from “possibly obstructed” to “a done deal” thanks to last night’s false flag. So maybe those crazy conspiracy theorists aren’t so crazy. “There’s no way they staged this poo just so he can justify building a ballroom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.” (1.5 million views.)

Then again, all that ballroom-building blather could be a smokescreen for a deeper and more nefarious plan: Intimidate Trump into escalating the war on Iran. That would explain three strange, Israel-linked aspects of the shooting: the patsy’s social media profile featuring a picture of him wearing an IDF sweatshirt; the patsy’s name being allegedly researched in Israel less than 24 hours before the attack; and the shooting erupting at the exact moment that an Israeli magician was terrifying Melania by exposing private information she had thought was secret. Taken together, those three odd Israeli connections to the event could easily be read as a message: “We know your Epstein secrets, we are the magicians creating these and other tricks, and we can get to you any time we like…so follow orders or else.”

Israel has every reason to try to force Trump to accept the disastrous political price he is paying for this misbegotten war, by threatening him with even worse consequences if he seeks an off-ramp...



Full report with sources/links:

https://kevinbarrett.substack.com/p/another-trump-shooting-false-flag

waggawoody wrote on May 1^st, 2026 at 6:01pm:

Another "Trump Shooting" False Flag? To build a ballroom? Or escalate a war? by Kevin Barrett Donald Trump just keeps on getting shot at. Fortunately for him, if not for the rest of us, the people shooting at him are stunningly incompetent. For some reason, competent shooters always shoot at people causing problems for Israel, like the Kennedys and Charlie Kirk, while the doofuses shooting at Trump couldn’t hit the broad side of an ear. And if by some fluke they do hit the broad side of Trump’s ear with an AR-15 bullet, the bullet itself turns out to be incompetent. Actually, an AR-15 bullet that hits a human ear without leaving any visible sign of damage is worse than incompetent. As Trump would undoubtedly say to such a bullet, had he hired it during his days at The Apprentice: “You’re fired!”... Oddly, the latest fake Trump shooting happened just days after mainstream media suddenly felt compelled to take note of the fact that hardly anybody, even in Trump’s MAGA base, still believes that Trump’s ear was struck by an AR-15 bullet in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13, 2024. Last week Wired magazine informed us that “MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged” and The New Republic echoed “MAGA Increasingly Believes Trump Assassination Attempt Was Fake,” while CNN offered a mind-bogglingly lame debunking: “How would an assassination attempt be ‘staged’?” and MS NOW ‘splained away “Why MAGA has developed conspiracy theories about the assassination attempt on Trump.” A paranoid conspiracy theorist who imagined that conspirators cover up their unraveling conspiracies by staging even more preposterous, instantly-unraveling conspiracies might be forgiven for wondering whether the latest blatantly-fake “Trump shooting” was staged to distract us from the unraveling of the earlier, equally-blatantly-fake “Trump shooting.” The coverup team, our conspiracy theorist suspects, must be cackling gleefully: “Bwa-ha-ha! They’ve all completely forgotten about Trump’s perfectly intact ear, and how those Secret Service guys let him stand right up and do that fist-shaking photo op in front of the flag, exposing himself to more potential shots, had anyone been actually shooting at him…Now all they’re talking about is Leavitt’s prediction and Fox News cutting off Aminah Hasine and how fake and gay THIS ‘Trump shooting’ is!”... The Thanksgiving false flag’s purpose was obvious (anti-immigration). The Butler ear-nick’s was even more obvious (anoint and elect Trump to obey Israel’s orders to attack Iran). But last night’s shooting at the Washington Hilton, unlike its earlier analogues, did not wear its purpose on its sleeve. Was it meant to demonize award-winning teachers or computer scientists or game developers? Probably not. Was it intended to demonstrate the need for a secure White House ballroom? That is one theory making the rounds on social media... The theory that Trump’s people would use a false flag to get a ballroom built sounds farfetched. But as Wikipedia tells us, “The project's above-ground construction has faced legal challenges, with construction as of April 18 being allowed to continue until June 2026.” Opponents of the project have called it sickeningly tacky, ostentatious, typically-Trumpian tasteless fiasco that defecates all over the historical integrity of the White House. The National Trust for Historic Preservation has sued to stop the project, while “the Trump administration replied that the ballroom construction must continue for classified reasons of national security that may be shared with the judge but not with the plaintiffs.” Just as Trump’s anti-immigration agenda had faced legal as well as political challenges that miraculously evaporated in the wake of the Thanksgiving shooting, so too his ballroom project has probably gone from “possibly obstructed” to “a done deal” thanks to last night’s false flag. So maybe those crazy conspiracy theorists aren’t so crazy. “There’s no way they staged this poo just so he can justify building a ballroom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.” (1.5 million views.) Then again, all that ballroom-building blather could be a smokescreen for a deeper and more nefarious plan: Intimidate Trump into escalating the war on Iran. That would explain three strange, Israel-linked aspects of the shooting: the patsy’s social media profile featuring a picture of him wearing an IDF sweatshirt; the patsy’s name being allegedly researched in Israel less than 24 hours before the attack; and the shooting erupting at the exact moment that an Israeli magician was terrifying Melania by exposing private information she had thought was secret. Taken together, those three odd Israeli connections to the event could easily be read as a message: “We know your Epstein secrets, we are the magicians creating these and other tricks, and we can get to you any time we like…so follow orders or else.” Israel has every reason to try to force Trump to accept the disastrous political price he is paying for this misbegotten war, by threatening him with even worse consequences if he seeks an off Quote:-ramp... Full report with sources/links: https://kevinbarrett.substack.com/p/another-trump-shooting-false-flag

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....sounds farfetched. But as Wikipedia tells us.....

:D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

Funny.

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lee wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 1:11pm:

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Who says the guy they arrested - who didn't fire a single shot - will spend the rest of his life in prison?

Who says he's in custody now?

Stay tuned. ;)


greggerypeccary wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 1:50pm:

Who says he's in custody now?

AI.

lee wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 2:27pm:

Stay tuned. ;) greggerypeccary wrote on May 3rd, 2026 at 1:50pm: Who says he's in custody now? AI.

Oh well.

Case closed.

greggerypeccary wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 2:31pm:

Case closed.

Nope. It will go before the courts. Unless you have another conspiracy theory you want to trot out? ;)

lee wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 2:48pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on May 3rd, 2026 at 2:31pm: Case closed. Nope. It will go before the courts. Unless you have another conspiracy theory you want to trot out? ;)

I have no conspiracy theories.

I'm just stating a fact: we don't know if the alleged intruder is in custody or not.

greggerypeccary wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 2:56pm:

I'm just stating a fact: we don't know if the alleged intruder is in custody or not.

We can assume because a big deal would have been made of it, if he had been released. ;D

lee wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 3:16pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on May 3rd, 2026 at 2:56pm: I'm just stating a fact: we don't know if the alleged intruder is in custody or not. We can assume because a big deal would have been made of it, if he had been released. ;D

How would we know if he had been released?

greggerypeccary wrote on May 3^rd, 2026 at 3:42pm:

How would we know if he had been released?

Social media - the harbinger of truth. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Frank wrote on May 2^nd, 2026 at 8:22am:

Quote: ....sounds farfetched. But as Wikipedia tells us..... Funny

Why?


"The US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia granted an administrative stay after the Trump administration appealed against US District Judge Richard Leon's decision to halt above-ground construction on Thursday."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyx9xyy0j9o

Big Donger wrote on Apr 27^th, 2026 at 12:06am:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 26th, 2026 at 8:40pm: He's tinted: https://m3.gab.com/media_attachments/74/b5/03/74b503a690d8dbf97dfb735a5ee18cb4.png Ah. You've finally said it. Thanks, Bobby, this is all we need to know.

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U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents' Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United States applauded the steadily improving diversity of would-be Trump assassins.

With many liberals concerned over the lack of minority representation among people trying to assassinate Trump, Democrats breathed a sigh of relief after learning that the latest failed assassin was black.

"For too long, the would-be Trump killer space has been dominated by white men," said local liberal Jamie Gallagher. "Today was a long-overdue step forward in assassin representation. It's really encouraging to see people from different ethnic backgrounds engage in political violence. I just hope it helps little kids know that their skin color and sexual orientation do not have to hold them back from trying to kill Donald Trump."

While stating there was still more work to be done, DEI advocacy groups hailed the news of a minority assassin as a landmark victory. "When you see people of all different skin tones and socioeconomic classes trying to murder political figures, you know you've done your job," said DEI consultant Mary Harding. "To be clear, we are not there yet. There are still so many underrepresented groups who face significant barriers in trying to assassinate world leaders. We will continue the hard work of ensuring real equity among people shooting guns at President Trump."

At publishing time, progressives admitted that they had been crossing their fingers in hopes that the failed assassin would also turn out to be gay.