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Message started by Armchair_Politician on Apr 21st, 2026 at 2:04pm

Title: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 21st, 2026 at 2:04pm
Well worth watching this in full…

https://youtu.be/7NvNyKOQ46U?si=rZL2RBxc30BDpeES

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 21st, 2026 at 3:35pm

Excellent, as always   :)

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 21st, 2026 at 4:09pm

Also very good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23xUPkElg2k

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Leroy on Apr 21st, 2026 at 5:01pm
Whining about Trump again armchair.

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Frank on Apr 21st, 2026 at 8:17pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 2:04pm:
Well worth watching this in full…

https://youtu.be/7NvNyKOQ46U?si=rZL2RBxc30BDpeES



Jimmy Kimmel, whose job title is "host of a late-night comedy show," explained to listeners that he is not paid to do comedy.

"I don't know where people get the idea that comedy shows are supposed to be funny," said Kimmel to podcast host Michelle Obama. "People have this weird misconception that because I receive a salary to be a comedian, that somehow it's my job to make people laugh. Then, when I spend the entire show screaming and weeping, they say, 'Hey! You're not doing your job!' It's absurd."

Kimmel assured listeners that it's not his job as a comedian to make people laugh, just like it's not a plumber's job to fix a toilet. "If I pay a plumber to come fix my sink, it's not the plumber's job to fix my sink," explained Kimmel. "What if he wants to go bowling, or just cry on my couch for a while? That's his prerogative."

At publishing time, the band for Kimmel's late-night show had decided it was no longer their job to play music.

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 21st, 2026 at 9:21pm

Frank wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 8:17pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 2:04pm:
Well worth watching this in full…

https://youtu.be/7NvNyKOQ46U?si=rZL2RBxc30BDpeES



Jimmy Kimmel, whose job title is "host of a late-night comedy show," explained to listeners that he is not paid to do comedy.

"I don't know where people get the idea that comedy shows are supposed to be funny," said Kimmel to podcast host Michelle Obama. "People have this weird misconception that because I receive a salary to be a comedian, that somehow it's my job to make people laugh. Then, when I spend the entire show screaming and weeping, they say, 'Hey! You're not doing your job!' It's absurd."

Kimmel assured listeners that it's not his job as a comedian to make people laugh, just like it's not a plumber's job to fix a toilet. "If I pay a plumber to come fix my sink, it's not the plumber's job to fix my sink," explained Kimmel. "What if he wants to go bowling, or just cry on my couch for a while? That's his prerogative."

At publishing time, the band for Kimmel's late-night show had decided it was no longer their job to play music.


Yep, you’ve got nothing…

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 21st, 2026 at 9:22pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 5:01pm:
Whining about Trump again armchair.

;D ;D ;D ;D


Still defending a child rapist, convicted criminal, adulterer and twice impeached failure with dementia who’s been bankrupt half a dozen times?

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Carl D on Apr 21st, 2026 at 9:24pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 9:21pm:
Yep, you’ve got nothing…


Just more Babylon Bee nonsense.

If that site ever shut down I'm sure Frank wouldn't know what to do with himself.

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Bobby. on Apr 21st, 2026 at 10:06pm

Jimmy Kimmel is very funny comedian.

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by aquascoot on Apr 22nd, 2026 at 6:02am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 9:22pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 5:01pm:
Whining about Trump again armchair.

;D ;D ;D ;D


Still defending a child rapist, convicted criminal, adulterer and twice impeached failure with dementia who’s been bankrupt half a dozen times?



He ain't bankrupt now


He's the first dementia  patient to play the futures market and make 5 billion.
Imagine if he hadn't lost his mind


Tremendous trading record

The best of any president
Everyone is saying it
Very powerful trades.
Unlike low IQ Nancy, who only made 200 million.
Embarrassing

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Marla on Apr 22nd, 2026 at 6:53am

Leroy wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 5:01pm:
Whining about Trump again armchair.

;D ;D ;D ;D
Cry it out yourself to Putin, Yuri

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 22nd, 2026 at 7:15am

aquascoot wrote on Apr 22nd, 2026 at 6:02am:

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 9:22pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 5:01pm:
Whining about Trump again armchair.

;D ;D ;D ;D


Still defending a child rapist, convicted criminal, adulterer and twice impeached failure with dementia who’s been bankrupt half a dozen times?



He ain't bankrupt now



He's still a rapist, convicted felon, and twice impeached adulterer.


Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Carl D on Apr 22nd, 2026 at 7:41am
Guess what, folks?

It's TACO Tuesday again! (still Tuesday in the US, by the way).

TACO Trump Gives Iran an Indefinite Ceasefire

The president’s about-face came hours after he declared he did not plan to extend the two-week ceasefire with Tehran.


Quote:
Donald Trump has given Iran an indefinite ceasefire as planned talks led by JD Vance were derailed on Tuesday, leaving the White House scrambling to find a path forward.

Hours after the president declared that he did not want to extend the two-week ceasefire, the president was forced into a major backflip after it became clear Iran may not even commit to sending officials to Pakistan due to anger over Trump’s threats.


;D

Seriously - this is getting as predictable (and boring) as all those reruns on TV.

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 24th, 2026 at 5:44pm

Jimmy does it again   :)

The rapist in the White House is NOT gonna like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRjKhsJc95o

Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Frank on Apr 24th, 2026 at 8:16pm

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 24th, 2026 at 5:44pm:
Jimmy does it again   :)

The rapist in the White House is NOT gonna like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRjKhsJc95o

LOS ANGELES, CA — A comedian who is paid millions of dollars annually to make people laugh appeared on a podcast to explain to the American people that it is not his job to be funny.

Jimmy Kimmel, whose job title is "host of a late-night comedy show," explained to listeners that he is not paid to do comedy.

"I don't know where people get the idea that comedy shows are supposed to be funny," said Kimmel to podcast host Michelle Obama. "People have this weird misconception that because I receive a salary to be a comedian, that somehow it's my job to make people laugh. Then, when I spend the entire show screaming and weeping, they say, 'Hey! You're not doing your job!' It's absurd."

Kimmel assured listeners that it's not his job as a comedian to make people laugh, just like it's not a plumber's job to fix a toilet. "If I pay a plumber to come fix my sink, it's not the plumber's job to fix my sink," explained Kimmel. "What if he wants to go bowling, or just cry on my couch for a while? That's his prerogative."

At publishing time, the band for Kimmel's late-night show had decided it was no longer their job to play music.


Title: Re: Jimmy hits the nail square on the head again!
Post by Frank on May 4th, 2026 at 11:05am
Jimmy Kimmel Delighted To Finally Talk To Someone He Can Make Laugh


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