Couldn't log into the FBI computer system; ran around telling everyone Trump had dumped him.


"On Friday, April 10, as FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of these people described his behavior as a “freak-out.”"

https://archive.is/s4W3F


Kash holds a lot of cards. He's seen some files and could probably do some damage to Trump. On the other hand, Trump could have him killed and no one would give a schit. What he was really panicking about was the possible loss of the FBI plane, trips to sporting events, VIP seats, and all the other extras that keep that so-called country singer girlfriend of his sucking his cock.

Apparently he's been showing up to work drunk.

Does he hang out with Hegseth?

https://media.tenor.com/_UAP4xIZTC0AAAAM/weird-stare.gif

One of the issues is Patel's drinking, which has been described as a “recurring issue across the government.”

They said he has been seen drinking to the point of apparent intoxication at Washington, DC venues, often in the presence of administration staff.

The report claimed that early in his tenure, some FBI meetings and briefings were rescheduled to later in the day following nights in which Patel had been out drinking. In some instances, they said security personnel had difficulty waking him after he appeared intoxicated. A request for “breaching equipment” was reportedly made on one occasion when Patel could not be reached behind locked doors, according to people familiar with the matter.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 19^th, 2026 at 10:38am:

Apparently he's been showing up to work drunk. Does he hang out with Hegseth? https://media.tenor.com/_UAP4xIZTC0AAAAM/weird-stare.gif One of the issues is Patel's drinking, which has been described as a “recurring issue across the government.” They said he has been seen drinking to the point of apparent intoxication at Washington, DC venues, often in the presence of administration staff. The report claimed that early in his tenure, some FBI meetings and briefings were rescheduled to later in the day following nights in which Patel had been out drinking. In some instances, they said security personnel had difficulty waking him after he appeared intoxicated. A request for “breaching equipment” was reportedly made on one occasion when Patel could not be reached behind locked doors, according to people familiar with the matter.

Trump hires all the best people. Hope there isn't a domestic terrorist attack while Patel is in charge because he will likely be drunk.

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 19^th, 2026 at 10:46am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:38am: Apparently he's been showing up to work drunk. Does he hang out with Hegseth? https://media.tenor.com/_UAP4xIZTC0AAAAM/weird-stare.gif One of the issues is Patel's drinking, which has been described as a “recurring issue across the government.” They said he has been seen drinking to the point of apparent intoxication at Washington, DC venues, often in the presence of administration staff. The report claimed that early in his tenure, some FBI meetings and briefings were rescheduled to later in the day following nights in which Patel had been out drinking. In some instances, they said security personnel had difficulty waking him after he appeared intoxicated. A request for “breaching equipment” was reportedly made on one occasion when Patel could not be reached behind locked doors, according to people familiar with the matter. Trump hires all the best people. Hope there isn't a domestic terrorist attack while Patel is in charge because he will likely be drunk.

It's surprising that the rapist in the White House - who doesn't drink - would hire two alcoholics.

I guess they must be really good at their jobs.

i.e. licking his ass.

Quote:

according to people familiar with the matter.

;D

Frank wrote on Apr 19^th, 2026 at 1:05pm:

Quote: according to people familiar with the matter. ;D

Moderator!

Big Donger wrote on Apr 19^th, 2026 at 8:00pm:

Frank wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 1:05pm: Quote: according to people familiar with the matter. ;D Moderator!

A mod cannot help Frannie. He has been having some issues with haemorrhoids. Calmoseptine might help. Perhaps you can assist him with a digital exam?

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 19^th, 2026 at 6:44am:

Couldn't log into the FBI computer system; ran around telling everyone Trump had dumped him. "On Friday, April 10, as FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of these people described his behavior as a “freak-out.”" https://archive.is/s4W3F Kash holds a lot of cards. He's seen some files and could probably do some damage to Trump. On the other hand, Trump could have him killed and no one would give a schit. What he was really panicking about was the possible loss of the FBI plane, trips to sporting events, VIP seats, and all the other extras that keep that so-called country singer girlfriend of his sucking his cock.

Here's what happened according to an anonymous source:

He typed in "password" for his password.

The computer told him his password was "incorrect".

He typed in "incorrect".

The computer told him to try again.

He typed in "again".

He started to panic that Trump was out to get him and ran down the hallway at FBI HQ crying like a little girl.

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 20^th, 2026 at 6:11am:

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 6:44am: Couldn't log into the FBI computer system; ran around telling everyone Trump had dumped him. "On Friday, April 10, as FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of these people described his behavior as a “freak-out.”" https://archive.is/s4W3F Kash holds a lot of cards. He's seen some files and could probably do some damage to Trump. On the other hand, Trump could have him killed and no one would give a schit. What he was really panicking about was the possible loss of the FBI plane, trips to sporting events, VIP seats, and all the other extras that keep that so-called country singer girlfriend of his sucking his cock. Here's what happened according to an anonymous source: He typed in "password" for his password. The computer told him his password was "incorrect". He typed in "incorrect". The computer told him to try again. He typed in "again". He started to panic that Trump was out to get him and ran down the hallway at FBI HQ crying like a little girl.

;D

On this week’s broadcast of Fox News Channel’s “Sunday Morning Futures,” FBI Director Kash Patel said he was filing a defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic for its story on his tenure at the top of the agency.

Patel said, “Maria, I’m happy to announce on your show that we’re not going to take this laying down. You want to attack my character? Come at me. Bring it on. I’ll see you in court.”

Host Maria Bartiromo said, “So you’re going to sue them?”

Patel said, “Absolutely, it’s coming tomorrow.”

Bartiromo asked, “Tomorrow, you will be dropping a lawsuit against The Atlantic magazine?”

Patel said, “Yes I will, for defamation Because you know what, Maria? We have to fight back against the fake news. Its one of the many things President Trump is so successful at and leading out on.”

He continued, “I won’t tolerate their attacks on me because they are indirect attacks on the men and women of the FBI that we have cleaned up.”

He added, “If the fake news mafia wants to, you know, ring their drum beat as loud as they can, they’re never going to stop me from completing the mission that President Trump asked me to do, which is safeguarding America. and we are doing it better than ever before.”

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 19^th, 2026 at 10:49am:

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:46am: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:38am: Apparently he's been showing up to work drunk. Does he hang out with Hegseth? https://media.tenor.com/_UAP4xIZTC0AAAAM/weird-stare.gif One of the issues is Patel's drinking, which has been described as a “recurring issue across the government.” They said he has been seen drinking to the point of apparent intoxication at Washington, DC venues, often in the presence of administration staff. The report claimed that early in his tenure, some FBI meetings and briefings were rescheduled to later in the day following nights in which Patel had been out drinking. In some instances, they said security personnel had difficulty waking him after he appeared intoxicated. A request for “breaching equipment” was reportedly made on one occasion when Patel could not be reached behind locked doors, according to people familiar with the matter. Trump hires all the best people. Hope there isn't a domestic terrorist attack while Patel is in charge because he will likely be drunk. It's surprising that the rapist in the White House - who doesn't drink - would hire two alcoholics. I guess they must be really good at their jobs. i.e. licking his ass.

Another Trump alcoholic.

And another woman sacked.

Trump’s scandal-ridden Labor Secretary resigns after reports of drinking and misconduct

Donald Trump’s Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has resigned in the wake of allegations of misconduct in office, marking the third high-profile departure from the president’s Cabinet within recent weeks.

Inquiries into complaints about her leadership — alleging abuses of her position’s power, having an affair with a subordinate and drinking alcohol on the job — have also forced out at least four other officials within the nation’s labor agency, including her former chief of staff and deputy chief of staff, among others.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 21^st, 2026 at 9:56am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:49am: The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:46am: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:38am: Apparently he's been showing up to work drunk. Does he hang out with Hegseth? https://media.tenor.com/_UAP4xIZTC0AAAAM/weird-stare.gif One of the issues is Patel's drinking, which has been described as a “recurring issue across the government.” They said he has been seen drinking to the point of apparent intoxication at Washington, DC venues, often in the presence of administration staff. The report claimed that early in his tenure, some FBI meetings and briefings were rescheduled to later in the day following nights in which Patel had been out drinking. In some instances, they said security personnel had difficulty waking him after he appeared intoxicated. A request for “breaching equipment” was reportedly made on one occasion when Patel could not be reached behind locked doors, according to people familiar with the matter. Trump hires all the best people. Hope there isn't a domestic terrorist attack while Patel is in charge because he will likely be drunk. It's surprising that the rapist in the White House - who doesn't drink - would hire two alcoholics. I guess they must be really good at their jobs. i.e. licking his ass. Another Trump alcoholic. And another woman sacked. Trump’s scandal-ridden Labor Secretary resigns after reports of drinking and misconduct Donald Trump’s Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has resigned in the wake of allegations of misconduct in office, marking the third high-profile departure from the president’s Cabinet within recent weeks. Inquiries into complaints about her leadership — alleging abuses of her position’s power, having an affair with a subordinate and drinking alcohol on the job — have also forced out at least four other officials within the nation’s labor agency, including her former chief of staff and deputy chief of staff, among others.

Whoopsadaisy, Greggery.

There she goes, see you later.

Another one bites the dust, no?

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 19^th, 2026 at 10:35pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 8:00pm: Frank wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 1:05pm: Quote: according to people familiar with the matter. ;D Moderator! A mod cannot help Frannie. He has been having some issues with haemorrhoids. Calmoseptine might help. Perhaps you can assist him with a digital exam?

Been there, done that. We used to apply the Pump.

Calmoseptine doesn't touch the sides, dear. Mind you, he's smartened himself up after his recent - what does DL call it?

Excursion. They're keeping a close eye on him, as you do.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 21^st, 2026 at 2:54pm:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 21st, 2026 at 9:56am: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:49am: The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:46am: greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:38am: Apparently he's been showing up to work drunk. Does he hang out with Hegseth? https://media.tenor.com/_UAP4xIZTC0AAAAM/weird-stare.gif One of the issues is Patel's drinking, which has been described as a “recurring issue across the government.” They said he has been seen drinking to the point of apparent intoxication at Washington, DC venues, often in the presence of administration staff. The report claimed that early in his tenure, some FBI meetings and briefings were rescheduled to later in the day following nights in which Patel had been out drinking. In some instances, they said security personnel had difficulty waking him after he appeared intoxicated. A request for “breaching equipment” was reportedly made on one occasion when Patel could not be reached behind locked doors, according to people familiar with the matter. Trump hires all the best people. Hope there isn't a domestic terrorist attack while Patel is in charge because he will likely be drunk. It's surprising that the rapist in the White House - who doesn't drink - would hire two alcoholics. I guess they must be really good at their jobs. i.e. licking his ass. Another Trump alcoholic. And another woman sacked. Trump’s scandal-ridden Labor Secretary resigns after reports of drinking and misconduct Donald Trump’s Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer has resigned in the wake of allegations of misconduct in office, marking the third high-profile departure from the president’s Cabinet within recent weeks. Inquiries into complaints about her leadership — alleging abuses of her position’s power, having an affair with a subordinate and drinking alcohol on the job — have also forced out at least four other officials within the nation’s labor agency, including her former chief of staff and deputy chief of staff, among others. Whoopsadaisy, Greggery. There she goes, see you later. Another one bites the dust, no?

Indeed.

This is well worth watching all the way through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3oIbypHFHc

I'm appalled at this racist thread, ECL! If anyone else called him that and they weren't gay, left or tinted, they'd be called out quick smart! Does politics override PoC?

BTW, what are you emerging from? What will you be once you hatch? Will you still be Chinese? A lesbian? Mayhap straight?

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2026 at 8:49pm:

I'm appalled at this racist thread, ECL! If anyone else called him that and they weren't gay, left or tinted, they'd be called out quick smart! Does politics override PoC? BTW, what are you emerging from? What will you be once you hatch? Will you still be Chinese? A lesbian? Mayhap straight?

The hierarchy of PC pieties:

Sexual pervert beats race as long as the pervert is not white
White perverts lose to every straight tinted race
Female sexual perversion beats male perversion.
Tinted beats white all ekse being equal
Trans beats any race
Black trans beats everything
Muslim beats Christian, Jew, Buddhist.
Aboriginal beats Muslim
Aborigibal trans Muslim beats everything.

Patel seems to be in a better mood now

https://tenor.com/view/nain-dance-gif-21396245

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2026 at 9:10pm:

Patel seems to be in a better mood now https://tenor.com/view/nain-dance-gif-21396245

And you dear? RUOK now? Over your fit of racism? I'm appalled the other extreme lefties never pulled you up on it though. Frightening how tribal they can be.

Frank wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2026 at 8:59pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2026 at 8:49pm: I'm appalled at this racist thread, ECL! If anyone else called him that and they weren't gay, left or tinted, they'd be called out quick smart! Does politics override PoC? BTW, what are you emerging from? What will you be once you hatch? Will you still be Chinese? A lesbian? Mayhap straight? The hierarchy of PC pieties: Sexual pervert beats race as long as the pervert is not white White perverts lose to every straight tinted race Female sexual perversion beats male perversion. Tinted beats white all ekse being equal Trans beats any race Black trans beats everything Muslim beats Christian, Jew, Buddhist. Aboriginal beats Muslim Aborigibal trans Muslim beats everything.

An Aboriginal Trans Muslim? You're not suggesting ECL is not Chinese at all are you? Perhaps it is emerging as Chinese?

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2026 at 9:42pm:

Frank wrote on Apr 22nd, 2026 at 8:59pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2026 at 8:49pm: I'm appalled at this racist thread, ECL! If anyone else called him that and they weren't gay, left or tinted, they'd be called out quick smart! Does politics override PoC? BTW, what are you emerging from? What will you be once you hatch? Will you still be Chinese? A lesbian? Mayhap straight? The hierarchy of PC pieties: Sexual pervert beats race as long as the pervert is not white White perverts lose to every straight tinted race Female sexual perversion beats male perversion. Tinted beats white all ekse being equal Trans beats any race Black trans beats everything Muslim beats Christian, Jew, Buddhist. Aboriginal beats Muslim Aborigibal trans Muslim beats everything. An Aboriginal Trans Muslim? You're not suggesting ECL is not Chinese at all are you? Perhaps it is emerging as Chinese?

ECL is playing PC bingo.

Shoulda called himself one legged emerging stolen Abo trans lezzo with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Unbeatable.

Racist? Moi? DL himself calls Patel "his Curry." You certainly aren't accusing the Big Man of being racist, are you? Sikh-ing answers.