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Message started by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am

Title: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am
As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:13am

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am:
As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part


Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:14am

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:13am:

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am:
As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part


Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.


Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

;D

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:19am

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:14am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:13am:

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am:
As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part


Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.


Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

;D


Yeah that one, Iran closed the strait and Europe pood their pants and have organized a meeting to discus how to open it, Trump just sent in the navy and opened it.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:20am

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am:
As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part


Those maxi-pads are wonderful things.

In just two days they can completely heal an ear that has been "pierced by a bullet".




Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:24am

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:20am:
Those maxi-pads are wonderful things.


I'm so glad for you.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Dnarever on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:32am

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:19am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:14am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:13am:

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am:
As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part


Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.


Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

;D


Yeah that one, Iran closed the strait and Europe pood their pants and have organized a meeting to discus how to open it, Trump just sent in the navy and opened it.


Is that the war over Iran's non nuclear deal that Trump cancelled in his first disgraceful term ?

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:38am

Dnarever wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:32am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:19am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:14am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:13am:

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am:
As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part


Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.


Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

;D


Yeah that one, Iran closed the strait and Europe pood their pants and have organized a meeting to discus how to open it, Trump just sent in the navy and opened it.


Is that the war over Iran's non nuclear deal that Trump cancelled in his first disgraceful term ?


No its the war over the regime in Iran slaughtered 42,000 innocent protesters, but I get it, slaughtering 42,000 inocent protesters is nothing in your books and should be acceptable and let the UN do nothing about it. Europe sent a letter to Iran telling that killing 42,000 protesters is pretty harsh but not worth risking losing your oil over.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Big Donger on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:38am:

Dnarever wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:32am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:19am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:14am:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:13am:

The Male Lesbian Gaze wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:01am:
As Donald Trump’s MAGA base sours on him, many of them now think the 2024 assassination attempt on him in Butler, Pennsylvania, was staged.

https://newrepublic.com/post/209222/maga-trump-assassination-attempt-fake

Best part is the "wait wait wait let me get my shoes" part


Dems are pissed off at him too, he just had the strait of Hormuz opened.


Is that the strait that was already open before his illegal war?

;D


Yeah that one, Iran closed the strait and Europe pood their pants and have organized a meeting to discus how to open it, Trump just sent in the navy and opened it.


Is that the war over Iran's non nuclear deal that Trump cancelled in his first disgraceful term ?


No its the war over the regime in Iran slaughtered 42,000 innocent protesters, but I get it, slaughtering 42,000 inocent protesters is nothing in your books and should be acceptable and let the UN do nothing about it. Europe sent a letter to Iran telling that killing 42,000 protesters is pretty harsh but not worth risking losing your oil over.


Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Big Donger on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Big Donger on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:51pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.


Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.


Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:57pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.


Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.


I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Big Donger on Apr 18th, 2026 at 4:14pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:57pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.


Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.


I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.


No no, it's a simple question, Biggest. BOOM is incorrect.

Would you like to have one last try?

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:08pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 4:14pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:57pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.


Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.


I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.


No no, it's a simple question, Biggest. BOOM is incorrect.

Would you like to have one last try?


No point, I can't be beaten from here so there is no point.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Big Donger on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:20pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:08pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 4:14pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:57pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.


Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.


I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.


No no, it's a simple question, Biggest. BOOM is incorrect.

Would you like to have one last try?


No point, I can't be beaten from here so there is no point.


You're sounding a little defeatist there, Biggest. Whatever happened to if at first you don't succeed, try and try again?

I'm sure Donnie must have done the odd speech on this. What did he say to the Boy Scouts of America again?

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Big Donger on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:23pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:08pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 4:14pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:57pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.


Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.


I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.


No no, it's a simple question, Biggest. BOOM is incorrect.

Would you like to have one last try?


No point, I can't be beaten from here so there is no point.


You're sounding a little defeatist there, Biggest. Whatever happened to if at first you don't succeed, try and try again?

I'm sure Donnie must have done the odd speech on this. What did he say to the Boy Scouts of America again?

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Leroy on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:26pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:23pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:08pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 4:14pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:57pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.


Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.


I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.


No no, it's a simple question, Biggest. BOOM is incorrect.

Would you like to have one last try?


No point, I can't be beaten from here so there is no point.


You're sounding a little defeatist there, Biggest. Whatever happened to if at first you don't succeed, try and try again?

I'm sure Donnie must have done the odd speech on this. What did he say to the Boy Scouts of America again?


Something along the lines of "we will protect you from the likes of greg".

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Dnarever on Apr 18th, 2026 at 10:21pm

Quote:
MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake



There isn't much that MAGA do not think is fake ?

It's just how they are.

You know they believed in "Q" and such utter garbage.


Yep it is really scrambled to consider what they believe or don't believe. It's crazy - literally crazy.

Possibly why they line up with Trump at least they have that in common.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Big Donger on Apr 18th, 2026 at 11:09pm

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:26pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:23pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 5:08pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 4:14pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:57pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:51pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:46pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 3:37pm:

Leroy wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:56pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 18th, 2026 at 12:47pm:
Just so, Leroy. And what was the letter DL sent them?


BOOM that was the only letter ayatollah received.


No no, that's a deed, Biggest. Can you remind us of the words DL sent to this civilisation?

After all, we need to watch our thoughts, for they will become our words. We need to watch our words, for they will become our actions. We need to watch our actions, for they will become our habits. We need to watch our habits for they will forge our character.

And lo, just so - we need to watch our character, for that will make our destiny.

Where will you spend Eternity, Biggest?


I have no illusions, life is finite.


Nice to know you're freed from the constraints of metaphysics, Biggest.

Can you remind us of the message DL sent to our finite friends in Iran?

You haven't said.


I'm not surprised that the murderous regime in Iran are your friends.


No no, it's a simple question, Biggest. BOOM is incorrect.

Would you like to have one last try?


No point, I can't be beaten from here so there is no point.


You're sounding a little defeatist there, Biggest. Whatever happened to if at first you don't succeed, try and try again?

I'm sure Donnie must have done the odd speech on this. What did he say to the Boy Scouts of America again?


Something along the lines of "we will protect you from the likes of greg".


Is this how you evade questions, Biggest?

Greg?

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Armchair_Politician on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:46am
MAGA also believe that there was no insurrection or attack on the Capitol in Washington DC on January 6. They're a bunch of inbred morons with single digit IQ's.

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Dnarever on Apr 19th, 2026 at 11:46am

Armchair_Politician wrote on Apr 19th, 2026 at 10:46am:
MAGA also believe that there was no insurrection or attack on the Capitol in Washington DC on January 6. They're a bunch of inbred morons with single digit IQ's.


Yep - Many of them would lose an IQ contest against a dead wombat

Title: Re: MAGA Believes Trump Assassination Fake
Post by Emerging Chinese Lesbian on Apr 21st, 2026 at 1:09am
TRUMP launches investigations into absolutely everything, yet his own assassination attempt gets nothing. No urgency, no transparency, no answers. For someone obsessed with probes and blame, the silence stands out, don't you think?

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