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81 year old wins ‘best technique’ at lesbian pie-eating contest

An octogenarian has gone viral for her winning crust-ilingus technique at a lesbian pie-eating contest, showing age is no limit to getting a slice of the action.

Rikki’s, which is the only sports bar in the San Francisco Bay Area dedicated to celebrating women’s sports, described the contest as an “epically sloppy, no-hands, no-forks battle for bragging rights and a $100 cash prize”.

https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/02/lesbian-pie-eating-san-fransisco-babs-daitch/