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Title: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:26pm
Tucker Carlson
https://youtu.be/ykBp1WhdfLE?si=ZzPRclVpfcdLLQpX Megyn Kelly https://youtu.be/Z0OTJKTiZTA?si=dgADtwkJDjopzvM2 Dave Smith https://youtu.be/MvJTWGk3TDc?si=NDdjBwze122xpa1U Joe Rogan https://youtu.be/wRJ2N8qBPs0?si=v_07n4kHwHAEUAyp Piers Morgan https://youtu.be/wJn_QUFB5f4?si=ExDe8Y-8mKTibWI5 Alex Jones https://youtu.be/yWrkSDzPh2o?si=y0yqw2E_wfmyHtDt Nick Fuentes https://youtu.be/tm_vRdQjpOU?si=yUg-egUlB5LNhk77 Candice Owens https://youtu.be/dqBUNAkNilE?si=hQt4b4gH9akR49fA Some are calling for the 25th, others want impeachment, if not assassination. All are hissing, frothing and nashing away, copping the clicks, counting the eyeballs and raking in the rev, but do you know? Not one of them has fessed up and said sorry, smarties, you warned us all along. If it wasn't for us, he wouldn't be there in the first place. We'd have a normal American prez, a fabbo economy and a fun, happy country everybody wants to come to. In fact, America would still be number one, a respectable global hegemon, everybody's friend and ally. But no, thanks to them, Americans voted for a genocidal maniac - a DL who swears on Easter Sunday, in all-caps, threatening crimes against humanity. I don't know about you, leftards, but there's no coming back from this one. Not even a sanctimonious lecture on Christian virtues by Tucker, or a handwringing man-splain by Joe Rogan, not even Alex Jones crying in his car. Not even Piers, giving up his phony both-sides schtick for a minute to lay down the facts and set the record straight. We haven't seen Piers this energised since Harry and Megan went on Oprah. Betrayal, it would seem, releases a powerful primal instinct, one that invokes clarity and anger in equal measure. They've repressed the cognitive dissonance for so long, it is now being released as catharsis. But unlike the mindless hysteria that brought the cult into existence in the first place - the xenophobia, the political hatred and violence, the attacks on factchecked media, the rule of law and, on Jan 6, the political system itself - we're seeing a strange return to reason. Those who deliberately deceived their audiences to vote for DL are now returning to reality with a vengeance, one arguably stronger than the grift that drove them in the first place. Sure, it is hard to imagine someone like Tucker, the guy who sold us the merits of Putin's Russia and the economic benefits of authoritarianism, suddenly coming clean. Or Marjorie Taylor Greene, who pushed secret, Rothschild-funded space lasers starting Californian wildfires, telling it like it is. The one thing that united all these disparate voices was DL. In layman's terms, that means ambition. Alone, Trump stands for nothing. There's no consistent message or ideology, other than being a complete and utter bastard. That explains how the Bible belt could come on board so easily. For shape-shifting preppies like Tucker, however, it required a little contortion. It wasn't easy, he explained, apologising for some of his histrionic behaviour behind the scenes at Fox. He hated DL with a passion, he said. How would you feel if you had to go on air five nights a week and lie? For Marjorie, it was a little more complicated. Marjorie was pure of heart, but driven with a vengeance. She wanted the cabal of kiddie fiddlers at the centre of global power rounded up, arrested and executed. Marjorie's priority was taking down Hunter Biden. Then there's the True Believers, self-confessed Nazis like Nick Fuentes. Nick rallied the far-right extremists, the skinheads, Aryan Nation affiliates and would-be members of the KKK. We say would-be, because most of them were gamers who never left the house. None of them had ever voted before. Nick brought them all over to Trump. Nick was introduced to Trump by Kanye West, a black singer/songwriter. Like Nick, Ye thinks Hitler was cool too. A black Nazi? Sure. Ye, being in showbiz and everything, hates Jews. He gave up his surname West, describing it as a "slave name". Ye helped bring the black anti-Semites over to Trump, the same candidate who took $280 mil from the Zionist megadonor, Miriam Adelson. So no, of course it doesn't make any sense, it just happens to be true. The anti-Semitic influencer Candice Owens also swallowed her "principles" to back DL. There's no way she could endorse a politician like Karmala Harris, she said, it wouldn't be right. If there's one thing black Nazis hate more than Jews, it's black politicians. As you can see, the MAGA fault-lines and grievances had to come to a head eventually, but the one thing they all counted on was this: they all thought DL would do absolutely nothing, just like his first term. Yes, despite DL saying he'd do lots of brave, bold things like destroy the US government, hand out cash to himself and his friends the billionaires, kill illegals, deport US citizens, start lots of new endless wars, tariff the entire world and be a dictator on day one, nobody thought he'd actually do it. Shurely shome mishtake, eh? Deep down, I'm sure they feel really bad. You? |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:44pm
DL's a little bit miffed, as you'd expect. His explanation?
Low IQs. They don't have what it takes, clearly. They never did. Except when DL spent all those hours in their studios, chewing the fat. DL could get them back on side, of course - if he wasn't too busy leading WORLD and Country affairs. And sitting up all night writing this - his longest Truth yet. WITCH HUNT !!! HFfhcW6XIAALep6.jpg (153 KB | 5
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Bobby. on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:50pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:44pm:
yep - life is tough when you're a genius like Trump. |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:55pm Oh boy. Trump's dementia really is out of control now. That "Truth" post reads like it was written by a 10-year-old And the irony of Trump saying others are "low IQ" is truly delicious. |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by SadKangaroo on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:59pm
Perhaps the doctors told him some bad news at his recent visit.
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by SadKangaroo on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:00pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:55pm:
Too many dashes in there to not set off the AI alert... |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:05pm Candace Owens @RealCandaceO It may be time to put Grandpa up in a home. |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by aquascoot on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:13pm
He's a funny guy.
Very uninhibited. Self amused. Playful. The chodes like safety and comfort. Donny likes danger and wild behaviour. This really triggers the timid chodes :) |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:20pm Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:50pm:
Oh? You've gone yourself, no? Poof! Here today, gone tomorrow, Bobby. Tell us why you no longer support DL. |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by aquascoot on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:54pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:20pm:
Does support mean " pay attention to " ? It certainly does!!!!. Which makes you gweg skippy and sprint amongst his biggest supporters . Why do YOU support him karmal? Man crush ? |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:58pm SadKangaroo wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:59pm:
Explains why Alex Jones wants the 25th invoked. And do you know? It's a distinct possibility. Think on it, after the mid terms, the Dems will have a majority in both houses. After they're sworn in in January, 2027, the US will have been at war for nine months. Iran will be calling the shots, raking in billions each month from their new toll booth in the Strait. Iran will be taunting the US. Fuel prices will be at record highs. Israel will still be marauding through Lebanon, and by then, possibly Iraq and Syria, if not Turkey. Trump will still be sitting on his hands, funding Israel's weapons, taking selfies with Bibi and looking like a total chump. Americans will be exhausted from endless war, working extra hours to pay for their inflated fuel and grocery prices, medicines, health care and increased interest on their mortgages. I'm assuming the US will no longer be in NATO. Military families and the political class will know what that means for global security, and that's IF the world isn't already dragged into a world war. By January 2027, the entire country will be over DL. Half the cabinet will be new, the rest fired. Most of the new reps and senators will have campaigned on impeaching Trump. His Truth Social rants will have become even more deranged. The base will have whittled down to 30% - even they won't turn, but they'll have no legitimacy whatsoever. Invoking the 25th would be a mere administrative move, and a quick way to restore a semblance of order to the country. Alex Jones won't be the only one calling for it. JD would be the only hope the GOP have of clinging onto power for another two years. If he invoked the 25th, he'd be a national hero. I think it's a smart move. |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by aquascoot on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:04pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:58pm:
Are you siding with Alex Jones :D :D |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:06pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:54pm:
Who he? I'm not sure who you mean, dear. We're here to discuss the hypocritical suck-holes and sycophants who drift with the tide. Bobby knows who I mean. He seems to have disappeared. Poof! |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:06pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 4:58pm:
Indeed. Now we just need JD to grow a spine and Usha to give him his balls back (when she's finished skydiving???). |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:12pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:04pm:
But of course. I agree with everything he has to say in the broadcast posted. https://youtu.be/yWrkSDzPh2o?si=y0yqw2E_wfmyHtDt As Jones says, the entire cabinet agrees. You? |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:32pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:06pm:
JD has neither a spine nor a pair, Greggery. What he has for Republicans is this: He's anybody but DL. Even the base are turning, spamming his Truth Social feed with digs. They're calling it the Awakening. We love the smell of nepalm in the morning, no? |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Bobby. on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:49pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 3:55pm:
Greggy, why would a nice guy like you wanna kill a genius - why? |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:50pm Bobby. wrote on Apr 10th, 2026 at 5:49pm:
Bobby? |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 12th, 2026 at 1:24pm
Poof! Bobby's gone. You get that.
Here's Candice, showing off her low IQ. https://youtu.be/LJfjiC3irbU?si=PZy7Tl9L4IO8GPC5 Right now, DL's down in Mar a Lago tuning in, nodding off and dropping out. One assumes he's plotting his next Truth Social post. This week, his two weeks will be up. In return for his jolly endless war, Iran will own the Strait. America will hand it over, along with palates of cash from Iran's frozen assets. Iran's sanctions will be lifted, its oil back on the market. And yes, they'll probably agree to put a hold on their nuclear weapons program. You know, just like they did under Obama's Iran nukes deal. DL will announce a win. The era of freedom of the seas, the peaceful rules-based order and global free trade will be over. Chi-na will be free to shut the South China Sea, Vlad can close the Baltic. Candice, Tucker and Megyn Kelly, blood coming out of her wherever, will be totally owned. Who knows? DL might even get another zinger in about Rosie O'Donnell. DL will sign off on Iran, get out and be done with all this Iranian nation-building. He might still end their civilisation, we'll have to wait and see what happens. Americans will be free to get back to business. The fakers can focus on something else. Congress can get back onto the Epstein files again. Melania's just cleared things up, so that helped. DL thanked her on Truth Social. We'll win so much well grow tired of winning, no? |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by aquascoot on Apr 12th, 2026 at 1:47pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 12th, 2026 at 1:24pm:
Yeah. Donnys got some issues. Sad for YOU that he is still very much going to dominate your future. I guess you must feel kind of impotent about that ;) |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by waggawoody on Apr 12th, 2026 at 3:57pm |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 12th, 2026 at 5:12pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 12th, 2026 at 1:47pm:
The one you so dismissively refer to as "Donnie", dear, is nowhere in the post you've mentioned. You may be hallucinating, it's a bit hard to tell. In summation, we've raised: Bobby - poof! Nowhere to be seen. Candice, total low IQ. Negotiations currently underway with JD, off in Islamabad, currently being reamed by the Muselman. Tucker, Megyn and Rosie O'Donnell were mentioned briefly, but I think we got away with it. Now, the above post deals with negotiations for for peace in the Middle East, passage through the Hormuz Strait, the cancellation of Obama's JCPOA and the payoff: the imminent end of free maritime passage in international waters, an international right since 1945. This right is fundamental to the so-called Pax Americana, the security of global trade, the global rules-based order and the maintenance of what we centrists refer to as Western civilisation. One would have thought this might invoke a considered response, but no. Instead, you've posted your standard out-of-office reply to any mention of global affairs, politics or the leadership of the free world: a quick one-liner about "Donnie", so sad and "YOU", an ever-growing list that includes Candice, Tucker, Megyn, Alex and, one hastens to mention, Rosie O'Donnell. So I'm curious. How do you expect your TDS defence to work when the entire MAGA base has come down with the illness? How can a strategy for deflection dreamed up back in 2016 continue to work for more than a decade of repeated daily use? You've tried rigged witch hunt, four-dimensional chess, a bit of harmless bullshitartistry, we'll need to wait and see what happens, so unfair, even Armageddonism. You've even had bouts of TDS yourself, swearing off DL to back the "noble Ron D". You quickly forgot who you were supporting and found yourself back on the kool aid again, using the exact same tricks as if nothing had happened. Why fight it? You can see where this is heading. Isn't it about time you just came out and said it? You don't even need to post words - a simple gasp. Sure it'll hurt a bit, but it'll be over in a sec, you'll see. Think of it as your first covid shot. Just say ah. |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 12th, 2026 at 5:43pm waggawoody wrote on Apr 12th, 2026 at 3:57pm:
Won? That's a tad unfair, Wombat. Sure, DL said Iran might get a bit of toll money out of this, and why not? He said he was thinking of taking a cut himself. You know, for all the hard work he's put in to create regime change and make world peace. Both sides should get a nice little drink out of this, shurely. A Nobel peace prize wouldn't go amiss either. DL already got one off the Venezuelans, but two would look good in the Trump presidential library, next to his Qatari jumbo jet. The Qataris and Saudis aren't talking to him right now, but they'll come around. The Iranians will probably agree to rename the Hormuz Strait. JD's got it in his 16 point peace plan. I can't say what they'll call it, it's classified, but you get the idea. We'll win so much we'll grow tired of winning, no? images__1___26_.jpeg (61 KB | 3
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 13th, 2026 at 4:41pm "Can't he just behave like a normal human?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH0yLQlhicQ |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by aquascoot on Apr 13th, 2026 at 4:52pm Big Donger wrote on Apr 12th, 2026 at 5:12pm:
You still don't get it , Donny chases attention. That's it. If you don't like him, never post about him again. But positive or negative discussion , media, social media about trump delights him You and gweg and the billion or so people like you make him mildly erect. He could not give a stuff if you like him or not. In fact, I think he gets off on haters. You are foreplay to him :D :D |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 13th, 2026 at 4:54pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 13th, 2026 at 4:52pm:
No, you don't get it. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 13th, 2026 at 5:35pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 13th, 2026 at 4:52pm:
Incorrect. You haven't even read your DL's rants in this very thread, dear. Maybe you should send him an email to tell him not to be so TRIGGERED. But I'm curious. When will you be back on the "noble Ron?" HFfhcW6XIAALep6__1_.jpg (153 KB | 3
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 13th, 2026 at 5:37pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 13th, 2026 at 4:54pm:
Strange. That's exactly what Alex Jones and Joe Rogan said. It's as if they're in the same echo chamber. How does that work? Fox, Newsmax and Elon's algorithm have done everything possible to stop good men doing nothing. Despite this, bad men have decided to wake up and smell to coffee. It is a jolly world, no? |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by aquascoot on Apr 13th, 2026 at 6:57pm greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 13th, 2026 at 4:54pm:
Good men would never snigger about the vaginal odour of a woman they never met, compare it to Fortnight old tuna. So we certainly won't be relying on you and karmal to do anything :D :D |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Biggest donger on Apr 13th, 2026 at 7:43pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 13th, 2026 at 6:57pm:
The owner or moderator of this site should be ashamed of themselves allowing that sort of violence against women on their site. Someone is not taking the steps necessary to stamp out violence against women. I apologise to the woman here that they are subject to this type of violence, there are real men in the world and these posters do not represent them. |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by greggerypeccary on Apr 13th, 2026 at 8:15pm aquascoot wrote on Apr 13th, 2026 at 6:57pm:
Well, that has nothing to do with me then. |
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Title: Re: Poof! They've gone Post by Big Donger on Apr 14th, 2026 at 12:58am Leroy wrote on Apr 13th, 2026 at 7:43pm:
No no, I apologize, Biggest. We all recall the deplorables here sniggering over Nancy's hubby. Thoughts and prayers, innit. |
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